Chadius:SJSPageantOfDoom

• Group is in Hazard Room
  • Intruder Alert in DaSoup's room

• Hmm, it's Apsilon
  • She needs DaSoup's help to win the Pageant of the Ages!
  • Winner gets the Key to the Universe!
  • Aquavius offers some Wasabi Beans to Apsilon and heads off
  • Mysterious portal leads to a huge asteroid

• DaSoup runs into DOOMoppolis!
  • DOOMoppolis wishes him good luck, break a leg!
  • Victory placed a "Fan of DaSoup" sign on The Slash's back.

• Heads off to the hotel
  • The Slash noticed that no one is paying attention to him. Wow.
  • Bellhops love DaSoup, he gives them an autograph
  • DOOMoppolis is below, Fluffy Cloud is floor above

• Messes around with a guard

• Heads to registration desk
  • DOOMoppolis Guard notices victory, gives a Victory artbook he signs it
  • Meets the Judge, kind of a jerk to everyone
  • Kent Peterson talks to the injured Cloudians; they were shoved out of the window

• Victory is first
  • Tumbles in, gives single line and smoke bombs away

• Beatmasta is next
  • A great song and dance number, aww yeah

• DaSoup's turn!
  • He walks on stage, smiles and turns to leave
  • Stomach! Queasy!
  • Five men wielding energy tonfas appear on stage, that's not part of the act!

• Victory and The Slash drop from the ceiling (Part of his support group)
  • Beatmasta makes everyone dance, Aquavius duels one of 'em
  • These tonfas hurt DaSoup more
  • Whoa, a giant mechanical tentacloid burst from the floor!
  • Apsilon flies in and starts zapping
  • DaSoup lifts the tentacloid and throws it offstage!

• Tentacloid bouncess off of several forcefields until it finally heads toward DOOMoppolis!
  • He destroys it in midair with one hand and The Subordinate is inside. Caught with the other hand.
  • The Judge disqualifies DaSoup, Victory, Aquavius, Apsilon, Rapture for cheating/jumping on stage before their turn. This leaves two contestants!
  • Drazzle walks on stage, ready to dance when Three Ms. Wands show up, whisper in his ear and lead him offstage.
  • Beatsmasta wins by default! (Rapture said he was good anyway)
  • Beatsmasta uses the Key to the Universe to make everyone DANCE! For one minute.

• DOOMoppolis and The Daddy meet DaSoup
  • DOOMoppolis regrets this; he didn't plan it (or DaSoup's cunning intellect)
  • The Daddy is thankful and offers DaSoup anything
    • DaSoup wants Apsilon to stay with the Squad (she's already a member, but her mission will go to long-term Earth patrol)

• While grabbing his tracers, Victory notices Drazzle on a bed, in his undies shocked and confused
  • He thinks he killed Ms Wand thrice.
  • Victory thinks it was an elaborate trap.
  • The Slash wants to go home now this place creeps him out

• Back home, Ms Wand is positively giggly about the prank she pulled on Drazzle.
  • Victory gets the Key and tells R1SN to store the key somewhere safe
  • The Key is in an unmarked crate in a warehouse full of unmarked crates.