Diva's Wishlist
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Note: DOB = 6/13/05; Clothing size = See manufacturer sizing OR 15 lbs range; usually pets' medium; OR [human] infants' / children's 12 month size.
My Very Immodest Wishes:
A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!Yay for CVS sales and the gods of TUPPERWARE! ALL HAIL!
- Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)
- Obedience Classes (
Canine University, Malden MA ORNew England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, that comes naturally. I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!
- My favorite music so far: Louis Armstrong
- I can carry my own damn cookies, you rationing bastards!
- For those, like me, who disdain there being a difference between neck, shoulders, and head: martingales and buckle-on martingales.
