Kit's Christmas List
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Kit's amazing Christmas List of slaying absolutely everything except squid:
- Fully articulated Squidzilla action figure
- Silver-haired bishie of questionable morals
- Magical pet miniature dragon, to play with cub and pixel
- Amulet of amiability, special double chocolate brownie edition
- A penninsula-cape inversion. This is a delicate surgical procedure whereby the entire florida peninsula is compressed and relocated to the space currently occupied by cape cod -- the keys can have the vinyard -- allowing all of Florida to be a mere hour or two drive away.
- String bikini
- Magical boy costume for next Halloween