Chadius: SJSMovieSummary

DaSoup's sheet of paper

Yaaaaaaaay! The Slash and Victory called me to the Justice Mansion. Something inportant, maybe JUSTICE! So I- I mean Kent Peterson told the newspaper he'd be out for a while. They said it was OK.

So The Slash and Victory are being Mr. Grumpypuss, they always are. Aquavius gives shrimp crackers, that's nice of her.

Beatmasta drove over, his music is nice, he turned up the volume just for me!

Ms. Wand appeared.

So The Slash says there's a movie! And it's about all of us! YAAAAAAAAY!

But then Ms Wand is like "This is a trap" she's so funny.

Oh, I remember! I'll read Victory's list of things to pack! And I'll help with the packing too!

SJSFanz4Lyf.com

So then they were loading into the Justice Ship right? And that cute robot maid moved the Beat Bus all by herself, kawaii! And after that phone call from Sertz and Mertz to the Justice Mansion? I think they're flying over to Hollywood right now! They're in a movie! This is so awesome!
-Scholas3571

lolwut. They flew over a millitary test range. One of the pilots spoke to them, they were talking about "A fan of Victory" or something, must be a codename. They landed at a military base near LA. I think the Founders are talking to the government for a secret case, nothing more.
-Norly2371

Duuuude, they drove to Hollywood. Look at these photos they're in the Ritzglitz hotel. They are soooo making a movie. In fact I never even heard of you. Are you new here? n00b.
-Scholas3571

Oh excuse me Mr. Know-It-All, I bet you didn't know how Beatmasta went to a club that night to catch a terrorist. Yeah he found some dressed up guy and made him dance all night long. Yeah the terrorist escaped, but Beats got his name: "Victorious." Yeah I bet he needed to deliver a bomb. See? Anti-bomb Government plan!
-Norly2371

OMG. It was Victory nub. Gawd you're dum. Nub. Nub
-Scholas3571

Stop making stuff up, a hero named Victory, lol. You know Drazzle Mah Nazzle was in the hotel suite right? Probably getting a dropoff from Victorious. Nevermind, the hotel press say The Slash and Ms Wand were um...ya know...good stuff. I heard they took a trombone and *post was edited by moderator*
-Norly2371*BANNED*

LOL!
-Scholas3571

Excerpt from Variety: JS Founder Movie

Tonight, the epic Producer/Director combo Sertz and Mertz meet the Founding Members of the Super Justice Squad! Sertz and Mertz are known for epic action films. The've even done a few for Diiman! Some of the stuff we heard:

• They want to film the Founders on a typical villain battle, but with trained stuntmen
• Beatmasta will do the soundtrack, get ready for lots of "funk." Sooooo 60's.
• They will let a novice hero, "Victon" join them.
• Ms. Wand will NOT perform that scene in "The Slash's Private Time." She has dignity.
• Filming begins tomorrow

After the meeting, DaSoup ate more dinner rolls. Ms. Wand and The Slash left, probably for more private time. Aquavius and Beatmasta got into a drinking contest. DaSoup escorted Aquavius outside and prevented a lobster revolution, ha. Beatmasta of course went on the town and had the hottest dance party to hit Holly this week.

Transcript from case #76584008432 The State vs Odys

Cokran: So Mr. Mook, tell me what happened on the night in question.

Mook (identity protected): Well we were guarding a warehouse-

Cokran: More details on the warehouse please.

Mook (identity protected): Right, Odyx facility #24789. Anyway when something breached the front door. That is when I saw DaSoup, The Slash and four other heroes-

Rite: Objection! This warehouse was a top secret company-

Cokran: Objection! This is not listed in any of Odyx's records.

Judge: Indeed, it is not clear. I'll have to penalize you for your outburst, Mr. Rite.

Rite: Dang!

Mook (identity protected): So they charged in and froze us. The Slash attacked us. One of my friends was arguing with me about whether the comics drew The Slash's fighting style correctly. Pfft stupid they could never record his awesome abilities. Not even "Slashfest 2007!" I mean, they can't grab all that in a movie-

Cokran: Please stay on topic.

Mook (identity protected): Sorry, anyway Aquavius dragged our captain off, I guess to interrogate. The Slash stabbed me pretty good. They found a room in the back that led to an elevator. I've never even heard of an elevator before. Then they went downstairs.

Cokran: Thank you.

Judge: Mr. Rite you may begin the cross examination.

Rite: Okay, let's start with AFTER they went downstairs. What did you see there?

Mook (identity protected): I don't remember.

Rite: Let me jog your memory. According to this report by the Super Justice Squad, they found a robot factory.

Mook (identity protected): I see.

Rite: These robots fired some kind of special weapon- weapons strong enough to injure DaSoup.

Mook (identity protected): I suppose anything can injure DaSoup.

Rite: It burned Ms. Wand's dress! They may have been killed if it weren't for the reactor leak announced over the PA speakers.

Cokran: Objection! There were no recorded radiation leaks at the supposed "factory."

Judge: This is true. I'll have to penalize you again Mr. Rite.

Rite: Fine. But when the Founders reached the main room, they found a large man-operated robot, about 30 feet tall. Someone got in and took off, through the roof. And do you know who the pilot was?

Mook (identity protected): No I don't.

Rite: The pilot was Miss Carmen Odys, President of the Odyx Corportation!

Cokran: Objection! Master- er, President Odys was attending a charity event in Oklahoma on the night in question.

Judge: Correct. I will penalize you again, Mr. Rite. You are out of objections, and I find no evidence linking Carmen Odys to this mysterious "robot factory." She is found NOT GUILTY. Now if you'll excuse me, I got a new 2008 Odyx Jackpot, with an excellent 35 MPG and can go 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds.

SJS the Movie: The life of!

By Scheister

Starring The Slash, Da Soup et. all
Directed by Setzl
Produced by Metzl

What we have here, is a star-studded extravanganza of epic proportions! Great special effects, great dialogue and another great hit by Setzl and Metzl!

As a good example, let's take a look at the final scene: A huge battle between the Founding Members and a giant robot! So great! A white laser firing at DaSoup that hurts him! And the way it "hurt" DaSoup...such great acting! And Beatmasta was shaking it up, using sound to knock the robot over, nice.

Aquavius had this great fencing scene, I never though you could fight a giant foot like that, so life-like! That CGI was so good. And The Slash took that huge explosion, great! He's so strong he stood right back up.

Oh yeah and some guy climbed onto the robot then climbed onto DaSoup before it exploded. I think he threw something onto the escape pod? Whatever. He wasn't too hot. But what can you expect from a newbie?

All in all this is the ultimate action fest. With over $500 million dollars in revenue, and the toy line, and rumors of restarting the Season 15 season of the TV series, this is THE movie to watch. Rumor even has it minor heroes like Scholas might get his own movie after this.

Two SPIKT's up!