Chadius: TOA Run 26 Script

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The Cast:

  • Hero (Diiman, duh!)
  • Villain (Um that Lily Chick?)
  • Love interest of the Hero
  • Kick ass 2nd in command of the Villain


(Make up some names or something, other people can work backstage or be mook/cavalry fodder. You could improvise a little?)

HAMLET X

INTRO: Villain's Dungeon

Hero and Love Interest are in a cage. The villain and her second in command stand outside and laugh.


Villain: Now that I've captured you, I will destroy you, the leader of the rebellion forces, on national television!

2nd: Yes, and then you shall rule!

Villain: Now we shall leave!

(Villain and 2nd leave.)


Hero: Hmm, not good.

Love: Well Diiman, if they want to really execute us, they will have to open the cage. Maybe we can trick them into releasing us?

Hero: Man, you're smart! That sounds like a good idea.

Love: Hero, in case we don't escape I wanted to say...I love you.

Hero: ...I love you too.

(A cute kiss, hug, mushy mushy.)


INTRO: Villain's Headquarters Balcony

Villain: Soon we defeat the rebels!

2nd: Now we can fix the terrible pollution the rebels caused.

Villain: Yes, we can save the world. OK, bring the prisoners.

(Hero and Love are dragged out in their cages.)


Villain: Well, now you will die. Any last requests?

Hero: Sure. Execute us out in the open.

Villain: OK.

(Villain opens the cage)

2nd: Wait, it's a TRAP!

(Hero and Villain duel. 2nd and Love fight too. Suddenly the cavalry arrives and the extras fight each other. The fighting is awesome but soon spills into chaos as stray bullets set off explosives. Stray bullets deal mortal wounds to Love and 2nd.)

Villain: NO!

Hero: NO!

Villain: They are fighting us! They think we are all evil!

Hero: But why? Maybe we didn't listen to them. I thought the ends justified the means.

Villain: I failed. Perhaps we should have...listened to the people.

Hero: In our last moments, let us live as friends.

(Hero and Villain shake hands as they are engulfed in a giant explosion.)