Talk:I'm moving around the block and down the street from you folks!

Terrible, terrible idea. -Zahnnie 09:42, 22 May 2006 (EST)

Dude. Way to make a new page name. Freak. ;) Also, there goes the neighborhood. -Aurora 09:43, 22 May 2006 (EST)

Next you'll be talking about making it a gated community. I vote for huge ones out of horn and ivory. --Caryatid 13:23, 22 May 2006 (EST)

Can we have a moat too? I'd like a moat. I don't know if that would increase the value of the property thanks to the security a moat with gnarly toothly things would add, or decrease it with the fact that any leak in the moat might flood the basement? :) --Ubernerd 13:46, 22 May 2006 (EST)

Zahnnie could probably hook you up; Cannon has a site office at Ave Maria --lots of 'gators to be had. Caveat: they come particularly pre-disposed to savagely devour nuns... and, by a twist of evolution, penguins too. --Caryatid 07:28, 23 May 2006 (EST)

*Pulls out grappling hook* Prepared for every situation. --Chadius 08:53, 23 May 2006 (EST)

I think when you have a moat you can't have a basement. It just seems silly. And I'll see if my pal Brian Ziemba (also a racecar driver by benefit of being named BRIIIIIIAN ZIEEEEEMBA!) can ship over some gators. -Zahnnie 09:53, 23 May 2006 (EST)

And, by a strange quirk, his grandfather actually WAS a racecar driver! Thus, he HAS to, it's his DESTINY! --Caryatid 16:26, 23 May 2006 (EST)

So now we just find a place in Arlington for Caryatid and Ffej, and we're well on our way to a hostile takeover. - Aurora 09:06, 24 May 2006 (EST)

Hey Kim, do you have an egg-stra parking spot we could rent off you, or just the one for car and who-knows-where for bike? -Zahnnie 09:50, 24 May 2006 (EST)

Dude, you can totally have a moat if you have a basement. The basement windows are just underwater and you can see all the undersea creatures that swim in your moat. It makes the whole thing like going to the NE Aquarium. And if you're really in the mood, you can open the window and flood your basement for a swim. Also, it's funny if you use your window screen like a strainer to strain out the alligators and beasties like pasta.

As for the parking space, alas, it is a shared driveway that I share with the neighbors up top, and the house behind. It's a big-ass driveway though, and my landlord has said "yeah, you can park the bike anywhere it'll fit." I don't know if I can actually claim a second space to rent out (the place is technically one bedroom, so they only really gave me one real spot) - I know that there's a place sort of halfway up the driveway that guests can park short term, but it would depend on how the person was using the parking space and when (shaving off one's side view mirrors is Teh Suck). Though, lemme know if you have a booty call from New Jersey coming into town who needs overnight parking, and I'm sure I can clear out some space for him to leave el vehicale.--Ubernerd 13:58, 24 May 2006 (EST)

He doesn't drive, doofus, he takes El Buserifico! -Zahnnie 14:52, 24 May 2006 (EST)

"Brian, why do you drive a race car so well?" --Aurora 12:57, 25 May 2006 (EST)

"I have to! It's my DESTINY." -Zahnnie 13:47, 25 May 2006 (EST)

<<rabid herd of fangirls thereupon glomph!>> --Caryatid 16:13, 25 May 2006 (EST)