Hub Quotes

2007-12-01T19:00:45Z

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* “As well, the Illthids have proven their treachery yet again.” - Drow High Priestess. “Takes one to know one.” - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. “Wait, let me find my surprised face.” - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. [[user:Chadius|Chadius]] makes shocked face.

* “Are they going to tell us something we don’t know? I’m getting bored.” [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]], quietly to [[Hub Elly|Elly]] during an important meeting.

* “Since you seem to be one of the more effective groups in getting things done.” - Drow High Priestess. “Was that a compliment?” - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]], whispering again. “I don’t know.” - [[Hub Elly|Elly]].

* “Then we will not detain you any longer.” - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]]. “Get the fuck out.” - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* “The priestess doesn’t want to sully her tongue by speaking your language, so I will speak.” - Ryurn. “Well, I can think of better ways to sully my tongue than talking. Oops! Inside voice!” -[[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* “Do we have any vials of holy water lying around?” - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. “Nope. I should make some.” - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. “Do you have a priest and some condoms?” - [[user:Ardonite|Ardonite]].

* “Kill it! Kill it Cub! Kill it! It gets eaten by a giant cat!” - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. “Cub inflicts 32 points of damage.” - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* “Gonna drag him off the road, so no one finds him out of the blue. Y’know ‘doot-doot-doot-doo-doo, Holy Shnoinkus!’” -[[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* “Hang on, I need to go answer my sword” - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]].

* “He wasn’t really speaking very straight.” - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]]. “Was this after the glowy thing?” - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]]. “Yes.” - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]]. “Ah, well, that may be it then. Glowing takes a lot out of you.” - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "No no no, it's fuck your mother, upside down." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]] teaching [[Hub Elly|Elly]] how to swear in Drow. "Ohhh, in Elven we say fuck your mother..." - [[Hub Elly|Elly]] teaching Elven back.

* "SOMEBODY HAS THIS PROBLEM WITH SHOVING A SWORD THROUGH NIGEL'S BODY!" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]], yelling at [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], who was hiding behind a book.

* "I know what I want to cast. Wish." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Oh, imagine if that went wrong." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "No, I mean, she'd age 5 years. 13 to 18 in one shot." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Heh. She would have no idea how to deal with the hormones." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "'Poof. Somebody do me now!'" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "Heh. 'Did it succeed? Yeah? Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend right now. Poof. Nice. C'mere honey.' 'Congratulations, you're now an ... archmage...' 'Yeah, whatever. Do I get my own room? Good. Let's go.'" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "Does Meteor Swarm count as a Dragon Slave?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "I will eat your nuts." - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "Is it evil?" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Yes." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Ok, I'm going to ... Attack The Darkness!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. The room falls over laughing. "You know that's the entire reason for this combat." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Too bad Elly isn't here to cast Magic Missile!" - [[user:ratri|Ratri]].

* "Hey, does anyone want a Mountain Dew? Or some Cheetos?" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "I don't think we have any." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Well, there's only one way to find out, and that's to cast Locate Cheetos. It locates any cheetos in a 5 mile radius." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Wait, that doesn't say Hallmark... that says Hellmark!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "Yeah, he said Hi to the Mistress." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]]. "Does that mean me?" [[Hub Elly|Elly]]. "Well, it's not my Mom, so it must be you." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]].

* (On the topic of Elly's want for a boyfriend) "So, there are no boy bands in the Hub, right?" -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "Suddenly, the mirror goes black." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Yeah, he put it back into his pants." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Suddenly, you see this enormous black penis!" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "Heh. You see some curly white hair." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]].

* It's raining It's pouring The ladies Are warring Gods are Dead I'm in bed We'll all be back in mourning. -Pussich

* "Jesus, Gwen, you're cutting glass over there." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]].

* "Her mom tried to get her to wear the skimpy leather outfits..." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], about [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]]. "Haha, but she brought her normal clothes with her and changed once she left the house!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Just like a teenager..." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "Young lady, you are not leaving this house dressed like that! I can't even see your cleavage!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "But moooooooom!" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Iii'm supppposeed to beee exxxxotherrrmiiic." - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]]. "Hell has frozen over." - [[user:ratri|Ratri]].

* "Hi. I failed my save vs. spell." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] answering the phone.

* "I don't like being unconcious. I can't say rude things." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "I'm gonna go check out the dragonsh. 'Caush they're waiting for ush." - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]]. "You're not quite that drunk." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "It's more fun this way." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]].

* "Aaaaaaah!" - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]. "It was gonna eat us!" - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]], as they're fleeing from dragonfear. "We run back to the house. I bust into the basement, sit in the corner, and cast darkness on myself." - [[user:zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Bill is not dodging. Bill is jumping. Oh yeah! Over the cart!" - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Asterix is hanging on for dear life." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I make a ride check. Yes!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "You get to the temple and Bill comes to a quick stop, stands tall and looks noble." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Let's see if I hold on." <rolls> "Nope. I faceplant in the mud." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "You hear an omniprescent voice." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Braaaaap." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Physics stops working as you get towards the donut." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "It's a donut of doom." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]

* "Maybe squidface is a girl." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]]. "I mean, honestly, under all those tentacles, how would you tell?" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "So, who made the perception check. Gwen? Is Gwen the only one??" - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Revenge is sweet!" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]

* "G. I. Drooooooow." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "The new underdark hero!" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] in synch. "They fight Squidface Commander." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "The god of holding shit together has ADD." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "So just roll really low, right?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Yeah." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] rolls. "How 'bout a 1?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "She doesn't care about gods. They're not that powerful." - [[Hub Elly|Elly]]

* "Will strip for AC." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]].

* "My usual state is uncertain." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "You have Heisenburg's HP." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]].

* "You've got a broken foot and a broken hand." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Ok." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "You're still fighting, aren't you?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Oh, yeah. He might stop when he has to resort to headbutts." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "I can still dodge on one foot, bitch. Pirouette!" - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "You are currently pinned." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Luckily I have this stone shape to unpin me." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]].

* "Did Pussich roll initiative? I want to know when he shits himself." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]

* "It's like 'Oh! Now I know what my victims feel like." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I have officially ass-raped the tentacle-monster." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Someone restrain Gwen. She has too much of a mommying instinct and is going to cuddle the god." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "It's ok. The squid is gone." - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]] to Pussich, hugging him.

* "My god will send you the bill." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]].

* "My ass hurts." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]].

* "That's a really big parasite. Where does it go? No, I don't want to know!" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "Damn Squid Commander." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Squid-lalalalalalalala!" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Look how big my paladin is." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "I see the mini doesn't apply to everything." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Zip. Bump bump bump ... bump ... bump." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "I'm asking after the health of my mistress." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]]. "Wait, Nachta has a mistress?" - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]].

* "What do you want?" - Pussich. "Do I have to roll a wis check?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Yes." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Is Pussich cute?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Yes." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I rolled an 18." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "So what do you want?" - Pussich. "Dinner and a movie?" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]]. "With who?" - Pussich, blushing. "Uhm, you?" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]]. Pussich looks at [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]]. "I'll get her home by midnight."

* "Illithid Nuke Bomb. Kills all Illithid in a 50 mile radius." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]

* "I'd prefer that this message not go through two deities. 'Uhm, excuse me, could you pass this message on to Pussich's paladin? And while you're there, can you check if I left the kettle on?'" - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]

* "That would change history. Suddenly Nachta's a priestess, and Shathûr is an angel." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "And I'm a bard!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "He walks off, still panting." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "You should give him a tip." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "You might want to get more exercise. Only 30 minutes a day!" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]]. "That's not what I meant by a tip!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "Is this all in Drow?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Yes." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "I hear brahshajradgrada Krie Jafah! Drow Krie!" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Obviously, we just need to give them a bunch of laxatives so then they can't be all constipated and power up." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Nachta has drow bling!" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "I notice your drow bling." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]

* "Please keep your hands and arms inside the dragon at all times." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "In the event of a water landing, we'll find out if dragons float." - [[user:Kit|Kit]].

* "Time flies like an arrow, dragon flies like wind." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]] and [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]] from the back of Flora, the silver dragon: "Whoooooooo!"

* "What did we have for the in-flight meal, [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "High velocity wind." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]].

* "Demons, dragons, planar, religion, your mom, healing ..." [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Knowledge (your mom)." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Is there an equivalent of blind-fighting in 2nd Ed?" - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Yeah, it's a feat." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. We all laugh. "No, it's not a.. it's a ... it's a skill... It's a proficiency, TWO SLOTS!" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "We don't have stone-to-flesh, do we?" [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "No, but I can stone shape you into rude forms." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Thank you for the idea!" - [[user:Kit|Kit]]. "No! Bad!" - Everyone.

* "Friend?" Dwarf answering the door. "We tried that. That wasn't the password. Don't you read the books?" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "Wait, I'm the least offensive guy here." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Yeah, the black guy." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Bow-rorw-rorw-rorw-rorw." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "They're not raising anything weird in their city, are they?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri.]] "Yes, there's this giant Dwarf..." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Brain. Brain with a beard." - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "In a glass of beer." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Can he roll initiative? 'Cause I want to know when the dwarf shits himself." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "I'll teach you drow drinking songs. All drow drinking songs sound like shouting at the top of your lungs." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "In the middle of a dwarf city!" - [[user:Kit|Kit]]

* "If you have an amulet of sustenance, you still get hungry, you just don't have to eat. It's like ... " - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "HP/MP restored, but you're still hungry?" - [[user:Kit|Kit]].

* "It's not like regular coffee. It's much stronger and more bitter." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Stronger and more bitter. Dwarven. Right." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]], "It has higher con?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Why is it that we all think of Dr. Zoidberg whenever we talk about Illithids?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "I thought of Cthulu." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "So is this Gold 23 or Gold 27?" - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]. "Gold 13." - Dwarf, looking at Stylus funny. "I'm a noob!" - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]. "Pwned!" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "She'll take you ''anywhere''." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]], on the female silver dragon and Shathûr. "And then Voltikar will KILL YOU." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Kill joo dead." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "I said it was a fighting chain? I was wrong. It's a suit of chainmail." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "It's a fighting suit of chainmail! It's like a dancing sword, but armor. It fights for you." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]].

* "Elly, what does" (insert drow drinking song) "mean?" - [[Hub Xellia|Xellia]] "It means leave me alone, I have a headache." - [[Hub Elly|Elly]], hung over.

* "Dear Scott: How are you? I am fine." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] and [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] in unison. "And I miss you." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "They're the ... cause of ... what we've become." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]]. "Tonight the ... part of ... Nachta ... will be played by ... William Shatner." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "So you like ''drunk chicks''?!" - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]] "I... uh... uh... BLARRGGH!" *thrashes on the ground* - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]

* "Dear Gwen: I am fine too! I got you this knife. I hope you like it! And I miss you." - Scott via [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] and [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]

* "Gwen is the moneybags of the party now." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Heh. ''Moneybags''?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], cupping her chest.

* "And old rat face." - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]. "Peter." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "No! Bad! Wrong! Hot!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "It's not that healthy to drink all the time." - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]. "It's not all the time. It's only at night." - Elisa. "It's not all that healthy to drink half the time, on a minute by minute basis." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "I can't use a GUAL card anyway, I'm level nine. I've almost won! Except... What level is Gwen?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Ten." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Damn, she won! Gwen won the Hub!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "But now we're playing to level 20." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "It's easy to move, you know ..." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Squirrels?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "It will grab people with its tentacles and eat their brains." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I guess I'd better go first then!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "So it'll starve!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Asterix, you're bait." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I'm always bait!" - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]]. "He's shiny!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "We're going to chop you up and throw you in the water ... oh, wait." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Hey look at me, I'm a shiny paladin with a holy sword and I'm going to hit you. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]].

* "The Priestess will supply the holy water." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "She's going to be peeing in a jar for months." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "So what are you two doing?" - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "How about Jarrett's mom?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]], completely out of context.

* "It's so weird to see someone named Gwendolyn wearing clothes." - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "Just in case you're interested in any of them in particular." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I'm interested in all of them in particular." - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "I'm an elf. Wooo." [[user:Chadius|Chadius]] in a singsong voice.

* "They follow the goddess of mining." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Mine!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "He's not called Drizzle-my-nizzle, but he is wielding double scimitars." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Noooooo!" - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Yeah, Drizzle! I've read all your books!" - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "When am I supposed to attack the big thing?" - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]]. "Just stay here until we tell you." - Military commanders.

* "It has to be some kid who says 'I'm gonna be Asterix's squire.' And we say 'Ok, help us find him.'" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] on the topic of a replacement character for [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] while [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]] is dead. "And it has to be something ridiculous like a giant Brownie or something." Many giggles ensue. [[user:Chadius|Chadius]] makes to eat a giant brownie. "No. Bad! Wrong!" - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Mmm, forbidden brownie. Sacreligious." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "They're using their archmage for the ceremony??" - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "She's ready to step aside for the next archmage." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]] "C'mon, they're elves. 'Oh no, a mage died.' Insert quarter, pull lever. Ka-chink. Hey, look, a mage!" - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "The dwarves are like, shoving their archmage aside. 'We only have two!'" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Yeah, the dwarf they're using for the ceremony is a fighter." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Big surprise." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "The Illithids say to the Drow, 'What are you doing? You're backstabbing us?' And the Drow say 'Yes, but we have some good news. We just saved a bunch of money on our car insurance.'" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]].

* "Is that big circly thing the destroyer?" - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Blereghehgh" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], with his fingers in front of his mouth, "My mother was a saint! Get out!" - also [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "Holy fuck. You're going to ass-rape the destroyer ... again!" - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Yes. I'm going to take him from behind, in a +12 sort of way." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "You chop off a leg." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "He's already on his last leg." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Lookit me! I'm a shiny paladin!" - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]].

* "He's going to be so frustrated when he discovers he can't disintegrate you. He'll be like 'Huff! Puff!'" - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]], as [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] and [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]] imitate the breathing motion and the looks of disbelief. "And Asterix will be like 'Neener! Thbbbptt!'" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "He gazes at you, Asterix. Nothing happens." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "What? They prepped me." - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]].

* "Made it on the nose." - also [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Funny you should mention that. The tentacles were going for your brain." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "STARVING!" - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "You want what?" - [[Hub Asterix|Asterix]]. "Isn't that like failing an int check?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "It says con." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I meant for the destroyer." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Stylus is unprotected. By the power of my god, I hit you in the head and hope something good happens." - [[Hub Xellia|Xellia]].

* "I want to see Bill ram the destroyer with his horn." - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "What, in his ass? ''Rei gun!''" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]], bobbing her head up.

* "He got lucky." - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]. "And if we all survive this, he will again." - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "With me, because I'll be alive! Unless he's into that sort of thing." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "And if your hands were metal ..." - [[user:Ardonite|Ardonite]].

* "Who knew shopping would be such a useful skill in this game." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "We'll just have to ask Cid where his mom was born." - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "What, are they like salmon?" - [[user:Kit|Kit]]. "I just had the mental image of a giant waterfall with dragons leaping in and out of it, trying to swim upstream." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "I think we need a role playing game where you have complex hit points so that you can take imaginary damage." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "This daily 'you suck' has been brought to you by Pussich." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "I'd like you all to know I rolled a 3 on my D3." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "So what's the damage on this?" - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "76." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "That's with the critical?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Oh, shit. 152." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Pussich's all like 'That's my paladin' and Scott's like 'That's my dagger' and Pussich's like 'Well, I slept with her' and Scott's like 'I had her first.'" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]], on the celestial beings watching the fight.

* "Does he have a name?" - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "No, we just call him Drow Bish." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Stupid stinky loser breath." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "We need to come up with a cheer or something to shout at him, like 'You're a whiny little bitch and we're not afraid of you.'" - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Destroyer? But I ..." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Hurry up and kill him." - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I run him over with my truck." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "Waitaminute. Am I behind him again?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "You have flank, but you're not behind him." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Can she scoot?" - [[user:Kit|Kit]].

* "Drow Bish was mostly ineffective until that critical at the very end. He just stood around and hit it once in a while." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "And threw his swords around." - [[user:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "Someone's going to have to invent condoms." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]

* "So, Sunday? The service?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "They rise again, like Jesus." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "He's some head of state." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "The feet of state never shows." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Neither does the cock of state." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "It's hard to be a martyr if you're alive." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "At this point Asterix wakes up and says 'what's a martyr?'" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "I dunno, what's a martyr with you?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Ba-dum-ching." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "The empress rolls over." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "You're obviously in a masoleum on three platforms" - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "With your names on them! Like doggy beds!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Except they spelled your name wrong." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "You are now 'Shat-road.'" - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "I never thought I'd have to say this, but Gwen, could you explain?" - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]].

* "But the dead people! They must be hungry." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Actually..." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Heh. Feeling kinda stuffed?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "Do you get unlimited sword-to-sword minutes on that?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "No, but I get free roaming." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "Stylus, how could you?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Nachta's all knocked up." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "It was Drow Bish." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Make me a strength check for shits and giggles." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I roll a 2. That gives me a 20." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "She's going to have a hard time walking ..." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Given that she doesn't have legs?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "You are under an effect as if you have just walked on caltrops. You're slowed until you get a heal." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I would like to heal myself now." - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]].

* "Oh my god, kill it!" - [[Hub_Asterix|Asterix]]. "Too bad your sword can't reach anymore." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Asterix, don't you remember? Thunder, thunder, thundercats, HOOOOOOOOOO!" - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "Make a reflex save to dodge the falling shards of superheated metal." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I'm encased in solid metal. Does that help?" - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Your armor gets spikes." [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Elly, get back here." - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]]. "Shut up, I'm taking 20." - [[Hub_Elly|Elly]]. "What are you doing?" - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]]. "Taking 20!" - [[Hub_Elly|Elly]].

* "Observe the power of our fully functional and operational ASTERIX!" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "Gwen exists solely to make bookkeeping hard" - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Gwen likes making anything hard, when you get right down to it." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Gwen opens the door. There are two racks." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "And now there are three." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "I want to check the racks ... for traps." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Booby traps?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Yes. The racks are booby trapped." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Small blue birds drop out of nowhere." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "Puff Puff!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "Dear Scott. How are you? It's my birthday! And I miss you." - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "He's on fire? You have to blow out the Shathûr and make a wish!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "What is Shathûr doing?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "Your mom." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Wow. I did not see that one coming." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "Does Shathûr dance with the Empress?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "That would require getting up, and we all know her legs have atrophied to the point of uselessness." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "She floats around like Yoda." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "Did Bear Cub displace you?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] to [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Heh. Displacer beast!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].

* "My mom couldn't ride a unicorn." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]]. "Most moms can't." - [[Hub Elly|Elly]].

* "This one only has girls involved." - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]], referring to the pop-up Kama Sutra. "Does that count? I mean, with the unicorn?" - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]]. "We'd have to ask Bill. Like, hold up the book and ask 'Hey, Bill. Does this count?'" - [[Hub Elly|Elly]]. "Nyaaaaagh!" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]], mimicking Bill.

* "We have glowing moss and stuff..." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]]. "I thought that was because of your mom." - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]].

* "The ogre is also cursed." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Did he succeed in making a new doorway?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Yes." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "The doorway is also cursed." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Speaking of your mom..." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Sniff sniff... this blood smells smart." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]].

* "Silent quick stand." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Is that a silent, still, quickened stand?" - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "It's also maximized, for maximum standage. And enlarged." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].

* "Is Asterix going to have trouble riding Bill now?" - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]. "Are you kidding? Bill's going to have trouble riding Asterix." - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "Bill was 'hanging out'?" - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]]. "Well, what's he going to do, tuck it in?" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "They're cuddling." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Yeah. With their crotches." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].

* "Don could be either male or female." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Yeah. Dawn works." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "As long as you don't put a G on the end." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Heh. Dong." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Why don't we just call it Big Cock?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].

* "It's up to you though. You're mom. You get to pick." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "My mom?" - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]].

* "They might be level 12. Epic nerds." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "Nerd 3! Noooooo!" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].

* "He critted twice and gets two more claws." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Claw-claw-bite-rake-rake-tail?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "Uh.. yeah, actually." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Right. Claw-claw-bite-rocket launcher-bus." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Man, if he crits with the bus..." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].

* "What do you think of that plan, Nerd Leader ... if that is your real name." - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]].

* "You're attacked by a bunch of crazed weasels!" - Morrigu. "I put them in my box!" - Asterix. "You can't. They're too small." - Morrigu. "Then I put my box inside them!" - Asterix.

* "Man, I sure love pumping weasel." - Zahnnie. "Hit him with your weasel." - Chadius.

* "Are you sure that you are not imagining it?" - Nachta. "Yes. I am incapable of that." - Shathûr

* "You have to go to ... Uh, Room 404." - Secretary. "I can't find it!" - Nachta.

* "I don't remember what I had for breakfast that day." - Nachta. "It's not asking what you had for breakfast that day. It's asking, as of that day, what was your standard breakfast." - Bureaucrat.

* "The box does fit in the vagina." - Aurora. "Yeah, but is it comfortable?" - Nybble. "It's really heavy." - Ratri. "You'd have to have really strong kegels." - Zahnnie.

* "Like a tampon." - Zahnnie. "Only hundreds of pounds. That's what it would be like: if you took a tampon, and tied a 200 lb weight to it. And also, it has corners." - Ratri.

* "So Shathûr is having dinner with the empress (and a quick fuck), Nachta is having dinner with DaRouge (and a quick fuck), Gwen is at a party having dinner with Lord B (and a quick fuck), and Asterix, Stylus, Elly, and Dawn are having dinner in the suite (and a quick fuck). - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]

* "Party Vote. Should Gwen put out?" - Elly. Elly and Nachta raise their hands. "Put out? A fire? You should definitely put out a fire." - Stylus. "In his pants." - Nachta. "Oh my god! Yes, of course!" - Stylus raises his hand.

* "I wanna go to the Drow Hooters." - Aurora.

* "Have you named your swords yet?" - Aurora. "Yeah, Twinkle and Glimmer." - Zahnnie, sarcastically. "No, Twinkle and Twinkle." - Nybble. "Twinkle and Little Star. You hit with Twinkle twice (Twinkle-twinkle), then Little Star." - Chmrr pantomimes. "You throw them away and hit with How I Wonder and What You Are." - Chmrr. "What You Are is a polymorph blade." - Morrigu. "And How I Wonder is a confusion sword." - Zahnnie.

* "We've secretly replaced Elly's familiar with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices!" - Chmrr

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