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Talk:Charlie

2008-07-14T17:46:48Z

Diva: New page: "ARF-ARF-Aroo-roo-roo! I approve of Charlie too!"--~~~~

"ARF-ARF-Aroo-roo-roo! I approve of Charlie too!"--[[User:Diva|Diva]] 12:46, 14 July 2008 (EST)

User:Caryatid

2007-11-13T14:40:14Z

Diva:

Cary is a rabid weasley who supports your lesbian lifestyle. Also, she wants to bone James Marsters. In da butt, naturally.

She has an alter-ego and bad Mary Sue of an Italian Seer named Gatta, who has a mafioso-type house elf named Vinny. "you wants i should smash his face in, donna gatta?"

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Livejournal: [http://falln-caryatid.livejournal.com falln-caryatid]

See my latest obsession: [[Diva]]; also, [[Caryatid's_Recipes]]

And, my wishlist: [[Caryatid's Wishlist]]

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Talk:Caryatid's Recipes

2007-11-13T14:39:00Z

Diva:

I laud and applaud your exquisite skill at fakando. Nicely done.
--[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] 13:04, 8 November 2007 (EST)

Yay! Next time I'll have Kudos for dessert! --[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 13:36, 8 November 2007 (EST)

... Ow. You punny bitch. -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 16:00, 9 November 2007 (EST)

But, but, I thought that was myyyyy name?!? Mommy calls me by it all the time. Like, "You bitch, don't chew those shoes," and "Hey bitchface, you wanna go to the bathroom sometime this century, or what?" --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 09:39, 13 November 2007 (EST)

User talk:Diva

2007-11-08T20:18:11Z

Diva:

Oh she's so CUTE! Snuggle snuggle snuggle! -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 15:49, 27 November 2006 (EST)

Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? Does a good girl want a COOKIE? Dance puppy dance! -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 15:57, 6 June 2007 (EST)

Who should like to attend the birthday beach blanket bash, Saturday June 30th? TAKERS?? --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 09:04, 26 June 2007 (EST)

{Current count includes: Caryatid, Zahnnie, Diva (duh), Vorsaga, Eric, Rykilde??, Aurora, Chadius, Maybe Nybble, and ''your name belongs here!''}

I like to mock my [http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/243881936.html peers!] --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 15:16, 8 November 2007 (EST)

Maybe there are other [http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/197640942.html puppies]in the world worth noticing. Maybe. --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 15:18, 8 November 2007 (EST)

User talk:Diva

2007-11-08T20:16:22Z

Diva:

User talk:Diva

2007-06-26T18:31:40Z

Diva:

Diva's Wishlist

2007-06-26T18:04:25Z

Diva:

==My Very Immodest Wishes:==
*<s>A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. ''That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!''</s> ''Yay for CVS sales and the gods of TUPPERWARE! ALL HAIL!''

*Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)

*Obedience Classes (<s>[http://www.canineuniversity.com Canine University, Malden MA] OR </s>[http://www.nedtc.org New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA]) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, ''that'' comes naturally. ''I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!''

*My favorite music so far: [http://www.amazon.com/Louis-Armstrong-All-Time-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000002ORZ/sr=1-1/qid=1165902035/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Louis Armstrong]

*I can [http://www.petguys.com/-700603005840.html carry] my own damn cookies, you rationing bastards!

*For those, like me, who disdain there being a difference between neck, shoulders, and head: [http://www.collargirl.com/martingale.html martingales] and [http://www.bigdogboutique.com/ProductCart/pc/viewCategories.asp?idCategory=6 buckle-on martingales].

===Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:===
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_5/602-1901229-5687034?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000C4PZPO Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee]
*<s>[http://www.jbpet.com/Shopping/product.asp?catalog_name=JBWholesale&product_id=153-0259&category_name=ClothingJackets Thermal Hoodie]</s> ''I love Zahnnie!!!''
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_12734996/hlv_1 Where my bitches at?]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60579826/pNo_60579826/id_12834925/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ Kill my owner]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_408975.15954225/pNo_15954225/id_6103334/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Hello, my name is Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1029460.16334240/pNo_16334240/id_6171036/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Mini Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_386437.77825486/pNo_77825486/id_14778116/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_880308.12567735/pNo_12567735/id_4912237/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/pg_2/p_storeid.35834068/pNo_35834068/id_9278743/opt_/fpt_/c_360/ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1060260.22321895/pNo_22321895/id_7331158/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ geek princess]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_468594.44008702/pNo_44008702/id_10603324/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Miss Bitch]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1613728.51155891/pNo_51155891/id_11587882/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Shut up. I'm pretty.]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_2043706.87418870/pNo_87418870/id_15760529/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ diva.]
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_2/602-2933391-7173455?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000O3I24Y Punk Barker Hoodie]
*[http://www.kooldawgtees.com/images/zw900.jpg Bling Bling]
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_15/601-7721253-4832927?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000H6AW5U Hera, Give me Strength]

User talk:Diva

2007-06-26T17:49:19Z

Diva:

User talk:Diva

2007-06-26T14:38:49Z

Diva: Roll call!

User talk:Diva

2007-06-26T14:04:05Z

Diva: DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS!

User:Diva

2007-06-21T17:49:03Z

Diva: grrrrarf!

omg, omg, my own page!!! pant, pant, runs in circles, falls down -- WHOOMP.
That was fun. I'll just keep doing that for a while. --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 13:35, 27 November 2006 (EST)

==Gallery==
LOOKIT ME, LOOKIT ME, IN MY GALLERY: [[Diva]]
(snorting, snuffly laugh; I'm a pug-poet.)

Or, admire my album (still under construction): [http://s193.photobucket.com/albums/z56/fallen_caryatid/ Photobucket]

==Wishlist==
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME: [[Diva's Wishlist]]

==Events==
My birthday is soon! Details and invites soon to follow... as soon as I figure out how to write without thumbs.... --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 13:26, 31 May 2007 (EST)

<span style="color:red">UPDATE</span>: My mistress proposes Saturday, June 30th for a joyous romp in the great outdoors, with sun, fun, and gifts all for ONE! Me! Your Major Diva gave you an order, soldier! As for locale, I think the puppy-beach of [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=horseneck+beach+MA&sll=37.0625,-95.677071&sspn=49.624204,81.738281&ie=UTF8&om=1&ll=41.629815,-71.022491&spn=0.738025,1.277161&z=10&iwloc=addr Horseneck] was most pleasant for all concerned (things for me to sniff, and some stretches of decent beach for my peeps to lay out on...), and FREE!
(If the date is horrific, or the distance to the place too tremendous, do please notify.) --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 12:49, 21 June 2007 (EST)

6/14/07: I have once again GRADUATED!! While once I condescended to comingle with the populace of peons in Advanced Beginner, now I am more properly recognized among the elite in Novice and Rally!! I am being "groomed," I am a "representative," I am "a rising star!" Well, of course. So I say to the adoring, lesser-than-me masses that, though unworthy, I allow to worship at my paws: TAKE IT, BITCHES! --[[User:Diva|Diva]]

User:Diva

2007-06-21T14:24:30Z

Diva: Puppy PLOTS!

omg, omg, my own page!!! pant, pant, runs in circles, falls down -- WHOOMP.
That was fun. I'll just keep doing that for a while. --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 13:35, 27 November 2006 (EST)

==Gallery==
LOOKIT ME, LOOKIT ME, IN MY GALLERY: [[Diva]]
(snorting, snuffly laugh; I'm a pug-poet.)

Or, admire my album (still under construction): [http://s193.photobucket.com/albums/z56/fallen_caryatid/ Photobucket]

==Wishlist==
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME: [[Diva's Wishlist]]

==Events==
My birthday is soon! Details and invites soon to follow... as soon as I figure out how to write without thumbs.... --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 13:26, 31 May 2007 (EST)

<span style="color:red">UPDATE</span>: My mistress proposes Saturday, June 30th for a joyous romp in the great outdoors, with sun, fun, and gifts all for ONE! Me! Your Major Diva gave you an order, soldier! As for locale, I think the puppy-beach of [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=horseneck+beach+MA&sll=37.0625,-95.677071&sspn=49.624204,81.738281&ie=UTF8&om=1&ll=41.629815,-71.022491&spn=0.738025,1.277161&z=10&iwloc=addr Horseneck] was most pleasant for all concerned (things for me to sniff, and some stretches of decent beach for my peeps to lay out on...), and FREE!
(If the date is horrific, or the distance to the place too tremendous, do please notify.)

6/14/07: I have once again GRADUATED!! While once I condescended to comingle with the populace of peons in Advanced Beginner, now I am more properly recognized among the elite in Novice and Rally!! I am being "groomed," I am a "representative," I am "a rising star!" Well, of course. So I say to the adoring, lesser-than-me masses that, though unworthy, I allow to worship at my paws: TAKE IT, BITCHES! --[[User:Diva|Diva]]

Talk:Manicotti

2007-06-19T18:09:52Z

Diva:

I just wanted to point something out- YOUR MOM. -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 07:47, 14 June 2007 (EST)

Yeah, well, my mom kicks BUTT. These were freaking delicious. Red Cat can vouch for me on that one. --[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] 21:22, 16 June 2007 (EST)

Needs cookies. --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 13:09, 19 June 2007 (EST)

Talk:Chadius: City of Villains

2007-06-19T18:08:49Z

Diva:

Roo-rooooo-awwwoooooo! I howl in delight for you! Row-wow-awwwwo! --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 13:08, 19 June 2007 (EST)

User:Diva

2007-06-19T18:07:41Z

Diva:

User:Diva

2007-06-19T18:05:54Z

Diva:

User:Diva

2007-05-31T18:26:58Z

Diva:

Diva's Wishlist

2007-05-31T18:19:44Z

Diva:

==My Very Immodest Wishes:==
*<s>A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. ''That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!''</s> ''Yay for CVS sales and the gods of TUPPERWARE! ALL HAIL!''

*Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)

*Obedience Classes (<s>[http://www.canineuniversity.com Canine University, Malden MA] OR </s>[http://www.nedtc.org New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA]) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, ''that'' comes naturally. ''I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!''

*My favorite music so far: [http://www.amazon.com/Louis-Armstrong-All-Time-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000002ORZ/sr=1-1/qid=1165902035/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Louis Armstrong]

===Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:===
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_5/602-1901229-5687034?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000C4PZPO Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee]
*<s>[http://www.jbpet.com/Shopping/product.asp?catalog_name=JBWholesale&product_id=153-0259&category_name=ClothingJackets Thermal Hoodie]</s> ''I love Zahnnie!!!''
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_12734996/hlv_1 Where my bitches at?]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60579826/pNo_60579826/id_12834925/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ Kill my owner]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_408975.15954225/pNo_15954225/id_6103334/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Hello, my name is Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1029460.16334240/pNo_16334240/id_6171036/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Mini Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_386437.77825486/pNo_77825486/id_14778116/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_880308.12567735/pNo_12567735/id_4912237/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/pg_2/p_storeid.35834068/pNo_35834068/id_9278743/opt_/fpt_/c_360/ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1060260.22321895/pNo_22321895/id_7331158/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ geek princess]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_468594.44008702/pNo_44008702/id_10603324/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Miss Bitch]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1613728.51155891/pNo_51155891/id_11587882/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Shut up. I'm pretty.]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_2043706.87418870/pNo_87418870/id_15760529/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ diva.]
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_2/602-2933391-7173455?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000O3I24Y Punk Barker Hoodie]
*[http://www.kooldawgtees.com/images/zw900.jpg Bling Bling]

Diva

2007-02-20T11:17:37Z

Diva:

Diva is the wonderful, beautiful, revoltingly adorable pug puppy that permits Caryatid to adore her all day, every day. She was bred and raised and trained by Caryatid's mother (whose neat-o dog-themed cyber-zine can be viewed here: [http://www.barkbytes.com Barkbytes]).

===Observe here that she is truly Most Cute (TM):===
[[Image:Headshot1.jpg]]
[[Image:Headshot2.jpg]]

===Getting the Go===
To obtain landlordy permissions ('''''PERMISSION GRANTED!!!'''''), a beautiful pet resume was sent: [[Media:DIVA_pet_resume060817.pdf]]

===Mantra===
Keeping your fingers, toes, unmentionables crossed, won puppy permissions and introductions to the single-most endearing creature ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

[[Image:Diva1-6.jpg]]

{| border="1"
|+ '''More Pictures!!!'''
| [[Image:IMG 0015 small.JPG]] || [[Image:IMG 0013 small.JPG]]
|-
| [[Image:IMG 0019a small.JPG]] || [[Image:IMG 0019b small.JPG]]
|-
| [[Image:IMG 0022 small.jpg]] || [[Image:IMG 0021 small.jpg]]
|-
| [[Image:Bomber jacket 0195.JPG]] || [[Image:CameraHog 0239.JPG]]
|-
| [[Image:Foosball 0174.JPG]] || [[Image:RoombaTackle 0175.JPG]]
|-
|}

===Heartwalk===
9/16/2006: Diva walked with my team at the AHA Heartwalk -- all three miles on her little puggy legs! She was adorably spent afterwards.
[[Image:IMG 0023b.JPG]]

===Christmas 2006===
{| border="1"
|+ '''Puppy Prezzies'''
| [[Image:Big Bone 0219.JPG]] || [[Image:Big Bone2 0214.JPG]]
|-
| [[Image:Hoodie1 0246.JPG]] || [[Image:Hoodie2 0242.JPG]]
|-
|}
===Graduate Degrees in Awesome===
[[Image:Diva-ploma.jpg]]

User talk:Aurora

2006-12-28T15:35:10Z

Diva:

So, what should I put up here? I guess links to my artwork page, and possibly bad ideas.

--[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 15:11, 6 Nov 2004 (EST)

How about Cheese & Stuff? -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]] 21:18, 7 Nov 2004 (EST)

Mmmm, cheese. --[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 09:01, 8 Nov 2004 (EST)

Oh no! It's a wikiblog! -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]] 11:58, 8 Nov 2004 (EST)

eep! And good morning. ;) --[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 12:11, 8 Nov 2004 (EST)

Nuts, I forgot to put Dath's blog in my addictions....and alibris..oh good lord. why must you torment meeeeee! --[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] 12:19, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

I'm glad Aurora is gone this week. I hate her! *sniff* -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 13:21, 24 Jun 2005 (EDT)

That's because you're a dirty whore. [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 00:19, 25 Jun 2005 (EDT)

Hey, what that you got there? Is it tasty, can I eat it, is it mine??? <slobbers all over all of creation> --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 09:02, 28 December 2006 (EST)

Cheese is not for puppies! Go eat your bone! -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 10:10, 28 December 2006 (EST)

WhhaAAat?!? There's cheese in my bone?? Why did no one tell me?!? <runs away> --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 10:35, 28 December 2006 (EST)

User talk:Aurora

2006-12-28T14:02:35Z

Diva:

Diva's Wishlist

2006-12-21T15:13:23Z

Diva:

==My Very Immodest Wishes:==
*A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. ''That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!''

*Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)

*Obedience Classes (<s>[http://www.canineuniversity.com Canine University, Malden MA] OR </s>[http://www.nedtc.org New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA]) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, ''that'' comes naturally. ''I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!''

*My favorite music so far: [http://www.amazon.com/Louis-Armstrong-All-Time-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000002ORZ/sr=1-1/qid=1165902035/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Louis Armstrong]

===Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:===
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_5/602-1901229-5687034?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000C4PZPO Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee]
*<s>[http://www.jbpet.com/Shopping/product.asp?catalog_name=JBWholesale&product_id=153-0259&category_name=ClothingJackets Thermal Hoodie]</s> ''I love Zahnnie!!!''
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_12734996/hlv_1 Where my bitches at?]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60579826/pNo_60579826/id_12834925/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ Kill my owner]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_408975.15954225/pNo_15954225/id_6103334/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Hello, my name is Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1029460.16334240/pNo_16334240/id_6171036/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Mini Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_386437.77825486/pNo_77825486/id_14778116/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_880308.12567735/pNo_12567735/id_4912237/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/pg_2/p_storeid.35834068/pNo_35834068/id_9278743/opt_/fpt_/c_360/ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1060260.22321895/pNo_22321895/id_7331158/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ geek princess]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_468594.44008702/pNo_44008702/id_10603324/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Miss Bitch]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1613728.51155891/pNo_51155891/id_11587882/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Shut up. I'm pretty.]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_2043706.87418870/pNo_87418870/id_15760529/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ diva.]

User talk:Chadius

2006-12-18T17:22:22Z

Diva:

Make a page, Chadius! --[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 14:48, 8 Nov 2004 (EST)

Holy fuck that's a lot of pages, Chadius! Also, Morrigu got something ... bad ... for Christmas. --[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 12:59, 29 Dec 2005 (CST)

We work hard, we play hard!

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

--[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 21:11, 1 Jan 2006 (CST)

Snuffle, snuffle, pant, pant -- SNEEZEINYOURFACE! Slurp. --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 12:22, 18 December 2006 (EST)

Waitaminnit, do I know you?? Grr-rarf! Bow-wow-wow-wow!! WOO-WOO-AWOOOOOOO! --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 12:22, 18 December 2006 (EST)

Caryatid's Wishlist

2006-12-12T06:23:22Z

Diva: As demanded, now finally delivered... a snippet of the Mad Master List.

=Wishlist of Slightly Less DOOOOOOOM than Humanly Possible=

==Movies==
*Big Fish
*Chicago
*Ella Enchanted
*Gosford Park
*Hero
*The Hudsucker Proxy
*Mansfield Park
*Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle
*The Phantom
*Pirates of the Caribbean 2
*Pleasantville
*The Red Violin
*Shaolin Soccer
*What Dreams May Come
*''this list could go on several leagues...''

==TV==
*Heroes (Yes, I know the first season isn't even over yet. Your point?)
*John Doe (not yet released on DVD? If ever?)
*Witchblade (no DVDs yet... but at there are talks of a movie in 2007, maybe someday. Couldbe.)
*Pretender (yes, it's all your fault. you know who you are.)
*Prison Break (I just have this sad thing for pretty blue eyes. It's sick, really. And [http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2801/tvg110705pb6ca.jpg tats] are suddenly growing on me. Mysterious.)
*''I'm sure there are more....''

==Books==
*[http://www.giantitp.com/Shop.html OOTS Books]
*[http://www.amazon.com/Oxford-Companion-Wine-3rd/dp/0198609906/sr=8-1/qid=1164214143/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-6171858-1879233?ie=UTF8&s=books Oxford Companion to Wine]
*Willig, Lauren - [http://www.amazon.com/Masque-Black-Tulip-Lauren-Willig/dp/0451220048/sr=8-2/qid=1165902474/ref=pd_bbs_2/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=books The Masque of the Black Tulip] and [http://www.amazon.com/Deception-Emerald-Ring-Lauren-Willig/dp/0525949771/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b/104-3473964-1007108 The Deception of the Emerald Ring]
*Caldwell, Ian - [http://www.amazon.com/Rule-Four-Ian-Caldwell/dp/0385337116/sr=8-1/qid=1165902642/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=books The Rule of Four]
*[http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Rising-Sequence-Silver-Greenwitch/dp/0020425651/sr=1-1/qid=1165902685/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=books Susan Cooper's ''The Dark is Rising'' sequence]
*Gregory Maguire
*[http://www.amazon.com/Understanding-Cultures-through-Their-Words/dp/0195088360/sr=1-1/qid=1165902913/ref=sr_1_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=books Anna Wierzbicka's Understanding Cultures through Their Key Words]
*''et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!''

==Games==
(I have PC, PS2, and share with Rykilde aspirations of the [http://wii.com/ wii] variety)
*Black & White II and expansions
*X-Men Legends 2
*Marvel Ultimate Alliance
*Justice League Heroes
*Katamari Damacy
*Eye Toy, and Eye Toy: Kinetic Combat
*[http://wii.com/ Wii], and Wii-motes sufficient for two to tango

==Music==
(My tastes? Eclectic is the pretty word for it. Schitzophrenic is another.)
(In retrospect, maybe I should just win the lottery, then ask for the winnings in the form of iTunes downloads.)
*[http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_m/104-3473964-1007108?url=search-alias%3Dpopular&field-keywords=Catie+Curtis Catie Curtis]
*[http://www.amazon.com/Music-Motion-Picture-Josie-Pussycats/dp/B00005AQ20/sr=8-1/qid=1165900681/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Josie & the Pussycats]
*[http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_m/104-3473964-1007108?url=search-alias%3Dpopular&field-keywords=buble Michael Buble] - [http://www.amazon.com/Michael-Bubl%C3%A9/dp/B000088E6D/sr=1-2/qid=1165900817/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Michael Buble], [http://www.amazon.com/Its-Time-Michael-Bubl%C3%A9/dp/B00070Q7VO/sr=1-1/qid=1165900817/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music It's Time], [http://www.amazon.com/Kings-Swing-Michael-Buble/dp/B000EGCVQG/sr=1-3/qid=1165900817/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Kings of Swing, w/Sinatra], [http://www.amazon.com/Come-Fly-Me-CD-DVD/dp/B0001IN07Q/sr=1-6/qid=1165900817/ref=sr_1_6/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music etc.]
*[http://www.amazon.com/Stacie-Orrico/dp/B00008NGA5/sr=1-2/qid=1165901023/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Stacie Orrico]
*[http://www.amazon.com/Actual-Miles-Henleys-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000000OUU/sr=1-1/qid=1165901166/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Don Henley]
*Loreena McKennit - [http://www.amazon.com/Mask-Mirror-Loreena-McKennitt/dp/B0002VE1X4/sr=1-3/qid=1165901342/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music The Mask and Mirror], [http://www.amazon.com/Book-Secrets-Loreena-McKennitt/dp/B000002NHN/sr=1-2/qid=1165901342/ref=pd_bbs_2/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music The Book of Secrets], etc.
*Five For Fighting
*Evanescence - [http://www.amazon.com/Fallen-Evanescence/dp/B000089RVX/sr=1-2/qid=1165901782/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Fallen]
*The Corrs
*The Cranberries
*Royal Crown Revue (already got ''Mugzy's Move'')
*Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (have the self-titled)
*Cherry Poppin Daddies (already have ''Zoot Suit Riot'')
*Michelle Branch - [http://www.amazon.com/Hotel-Paper-Michelle-Branch/dp/B00009LI14/sr=1-2/qid=1165902258/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Hotel Paper]
*Aimee Mann
*[http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_m/104-3473964-1007108?url=search-alias%3Dpopular&field-keywords=green+day Green Day] (have got ''American Idiot'')
*''the list goes on and on and on....''

==Things==
*[http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=991&f=8900&q=wine&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400991&SearchPage=1 Sutter Bar Cabinet], $999

*[http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.13826346 OOTS shirt: First Church of Banjo the Clown]
*[http://despair.com/pessimistsmug.html The Pessimist's Mug]

*Jewelers' awl; jewelers' caliper; [http://www.ijsinc.com/ jewelers' needle files, set of 12, Item No: 214-FNC12]

*A nice, basic china set for espresso. I have 4 demitasse spoons already. ''(Don't ask.)''

*[www.bronzedirect.com/bronzedirect/rodin.htm Rodin Bronze] - the only place I know in the world that makes Rodin replicas in the traditional way. I favor the FallenCaryatid above all(''naturally''), but in its absence, I also love the Danaide, Eternal Idol, and Cathedral.

Diva's Wishlist

2006-12-12T05:42:45Z

Diva:

==My Very Immodest Wishes:==
*A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. ''That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!''

*Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)

*Obedience Classes ([http://www.canineuniversity.com Canine University, Malden MA] OR [http://www.nedtc.org New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA]) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, ''that'' comes naturally.

*My favorite music so far: [http://www.amazon.com/Louis-Armstrong-All-Time-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000002ORZ/sr=1-1/qid=1165902035/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3473964-1007108?ie=UTF8&s=music Louis Armstrong]

===Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:===
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_5/602-1901229-5687034?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000C4PZPO Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_12734996/hlv_1 Where my bitches at?]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60579826/pNo_60579826/id_12834925/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ Kill my owner]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_408975.15954225/pNo_15954225/id_6103334/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Hello, my name is Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1029460.16334240/pNo_16334240/id_6171036/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Mini Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_386437.77825486/pNo_77825486/id_14778116/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_880308.12567735/pNo_12567735/id_4912237/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/pg_2/p_storeid.35834068/pNo_35834068/id_9278743/opt_/fpt_/c_360/ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1060260.22321895/pNo_22321895/id_7331158/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ geek princess]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_468594.44008702/pNo_44008702/id_10603324/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Miss Bitch]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1613728.51155891/pNo_51155891/id_11587882/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Shut up. I'm pretty.]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_2043706.87418870/pNo_87418870/id_15760529/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ diva.]

User:Diva

2006-12-12T04:45:06Z

Diva: Diva's got a list...

omg, omg, my own page!!! pant, pant, runs in circles, falls down -- WHOOMP.
That was fun. I'll just keep doing that for a while. --[[User:Diva|Diva]] 13:35, 27 November 2006 (EST)

LOOKIT ME, LOOKIT ME, IN MY GALLERY: [[Diva]]
(snorting, snuffly laugh; I'm a pug-poet.)

GIMME, GIMME, GIMME: [[Diva's Wishlist]]

Diva's Wishlist

2006-12-12T04:43:32Z

Diva:

==My Very Immodest Wishes:==
*A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. ''That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!!''

*Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)

*Obedience Classes ([http://www.canineuniversity.com Canine University, Malden MA] OR [http://www.nedtc.org New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA]) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, ''that'' comes naturally.

===Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:===
*[http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_5/602-1901229-5687034?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000C4PZPO Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_12734996/hlv_1 Where my bitches at?]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/dog%20sweater/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60579826/pNo_60579826/id_12834925/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ Kill my owner]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_408975.15954225/pNo_15954225/id_6103334/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Hello, my name is Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1029460.16334240/pNo_16334240/id_6171036/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Mini Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_386437.77825486/pNo_77825486/id_14778116/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_880308.12567735/pNo_12567735/id_4912237/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/pg_2/p_storeid.35834068/pNo_35834068/id_9278743/opt_/fpt_/c_360/ Diva]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1060260.22321895/pNo_22321895/id_7331158/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ geek princess]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_468594.44008702/pNo_44008702/id_10603324/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Miss Bitch]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_1613728.51155891/pNo_51155891/id_11587882/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ Shut up. I'm pretty.]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/buy/diva/-/pv_design_prod/p_2043706.87418870/pNo_87418870/id_15760529/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_ diva.]

User:Diva

2006-11-27T18:35:56Z

Diva:

User:Diva

2006-11-27T18:33:06Z

Diva:

omg, omg, my own page!!! pant, pant, runs in circles, falls down -- WHOOMP.
That was fun. I'll just keep doing that for a while.