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Bad Quotes

2012-01-15T22:13:03Z

Rowena:

* "Dangly bits are there to be molested." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] "Can I have my dangly bits molested?" - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
* "I like penises. They make me smile." - RedCat
* "You're not putting anything strawberry inside of me." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "If your last words are 'This poison tastes funny' chances are your days were numbered few from the beginning." - Darklocke
* "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage."
* "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper
* "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - [[User:Kit|Kit]]
* "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "And now the crack has hit the fan." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Jeez, when did Koenma's balls drop?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Puppy, can we have sex?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "No." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Then can I have a glass of water?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Ok." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Tan lines are like closed captioning for the sexually impaired." - Zak
* "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike
* "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Of course for it to be statistically viable we will need many subjects. Sinic! Stand up and drop your pants. It's for science." - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]], holding a scale.
* "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "Puppy, make me some food!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Poof, you're some food!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Yay!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Ooh Ooh can I be the official boobie inspector of Utter Chaos?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "Yes, you can." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Dude, REALLY? Awesome! Boobies!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "Did you like the soup we had yesterday? Because there are two slices left." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "If you can think of any, feel free to put them in." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Aurora said put them in." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Puppy, why don't you ever give it to Aurora rough?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "I'm building a kernel right now!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], indignantly.
* "So, should I call it Utter Chaos plus plus, or UC plus plus?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Either way, we can abbreviate it UCPP. Heh. You see peepee." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. Much laughter ensues. "We're so juvenile. Good job, me." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] pats herself on the back.
* "Anuses are only for the specially gifted." -Ben
* "She's like PayPal, but more user-friendly." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "For a straight Marine and a gay Canadian, they sure are a lot alike." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "If you're fucking someone in the park, it doesn't really matter precisely which hole you're screwing them in." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "I'm all for that idea. I'm all about making boys' heads explode." - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "Help, help!" - Q. "Oh, c'mon Q. You've got two cute women snuggling you intimately." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "But they're all oily! And this was my favorite shirt, dammit." - Q.
* "I don't know how he got that much life." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Because you have a pwnagraph. P-W-N-A-G-R-A-P-H." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "Nobody likes your penix, [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. I think you should whip it out more." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Poncy elf boys are not metal." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
* "Yay! I put stuff in my wiki!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "Oh my..." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]], waggling his eyebrows.
* "Tool of a Fook!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], spoonerisming Gandalf.
* "It's like staking a vampire with a 2x4..." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
* "You're an object. I can touch you. However, you're a special subclass of object. You have developer-friendly interfaces." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] "Developer friendly interfaces? But I ..." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Why do they want to put a ramming point on top of the Christmas Tree?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]] "Well, when Christmas is over, we chop off the branches..." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]] "And joust with the neighbors!" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "There's an old locker room saying: Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]] "Ah, but then we have, long and thick, the perfect dick." -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "But it's so big, how did you fit the whole thing up there?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "I think I remember that shaft!" - Kim
* "I'm sorry my dick hit your face" - Ben
* "Get your dick off my head!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "Actually, that's my dick. " - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "2.9 pounds" -[[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "You could huck it at people... It's my Mac-a-rang!" -[[user:Chadius|Chadius]]
* "Oh god, don't rub it! If you love me, don't rub it!" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "Have I told you about my five-point exploding fish technique?" - Toh
* "You guys tell me when I do something annoying, right?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "Sure. That's why we say things like "Rykilde, your stuff's in the dryer again." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "... SHIT!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]], remembering her laundry.
* "It is ok to plug a an air conditioner into a heavy duty extension cord if that cord is plugged directly into the wall." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I prefer to plug it into an electrical socket." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Ah fuck. Well, I guess I'll go with my other solution: beating the crap out of it." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "I can take it two different ways, because I'm a monk." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "In Australia, the sheep outnumber the people." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "I like those odds." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Aurora!" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "... is what a dirty pervert would say!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
* "Oooh, do you want to get some?" -Toh, to [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "What is it?" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "I just put it in." -Erik. "That's going up." -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "One does not go spelunking in my vagina!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "I don't want to play the Sims." -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "It's the difference between having balls the size of oranges and doing rather well in life...and having balls the size of pineapples, and taking it up the ass from a double-barreled shotgun." -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] and [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]], on presenteeism
* "When you have a thousand midgets, you just can't lose!" -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
* "Guys, I think we're those annoying drunk people!" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "It makes it hurt right here ..." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] rubs the bottom of her jaw. "Like when you've been going down on a guy too long."
* "Darth Calculon!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] start talking like Vader. "Kkkkssshhh. I have ... Kchoooo ... Amnesia. Noooooooo!"
* Vroom of loud motorcycles goes by. "Oh my god, [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], did you hear that penis go by?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "I like small, fast Japanese penises." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "That's what goes on my ass -- '''not''' on my box!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]].
* "It's like a ballet where the last two moves are always to shake the blood off, and put it back in." - Phil
* "Then there's always 'explosive diahrrea'. That one's great." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "I prefer 'anal leakage'!" - [[user:Caryatid|Caryatid]], very cutely
* "RYKILDE DOESN'T GET IT!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] "What?! What don't I get?!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "I'm going back to my room. Anyone else who wants to come is welcome to." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]] "I'm afraid of Aurora." -[[User:Kit|Kit]] "She will slash you to death with her shiny new diamond. FEAR THE WRATH OF THE ENGAGEMENT RING!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] and [[User:Ratri|Ratri]], in perfect unison.
* "Aww, Aurora, now you have +2 to Brawl!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] (I think she said it first...)
* "See, you're going with this whole anal sex thing, but I've got this rhythm method going..." - [[user:Caryatid|Caryatid]], on knitting, not contraception.
* "Don't do that to my mushroom!" - [[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]], on the stretchy mushrooms in the new Zelda game, and whether or not they were similar in appearance to an aspect of his anatomy.
* "You...seem to be gripping my husband's rod." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]], to [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "It's the tongue that makes it." - RedCat
* "I have a file menu." - RedCat, cuddling her laptop.
* "Pigs!" - Limor. "in a blanket!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Trigger!" - Limor. "Happy!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Normal!" - Limor. "View!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]], making random completions on what Limor was saying to the oscilloscope. "Stop it now I mean it!" - Daniel. "Anybody want a peanut?" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
* "And then you can have a little sign in front of the monster that says 'your dick must be this high to pass.'" - [[user:ratri|Ratri]].
* "Why did I reach around the wrong way?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Because your left hand was busy." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
* "I'm not looking, I'm not looking! Take it out!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "I squirted all over a bed once." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. (In reference to blood.)
*"Yes, I am terribly offended by having large succulent breasts thrust into my face." - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "Oh, I would be!... Uh, wait..." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
*"If it's a pain in the ass, you've got the tampon in the wrong hole!" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]] and [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], in unison
*"Hampster Jesus died for our cheese!" [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]], inspired by the Buffy episode "Earshot" and discussion thereafter
*"It's like DBZ," - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. "You mean how they keep upping the ante?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Except there're no blatent power levels. She doesn't go 'Super Buffy 5!'" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
*"'Cause HIV is so cute and cuddly!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
*"We have a garlic roaster?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "Yeah, it's up on a high shelf so you've probably never seen it." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], who is equally short.
*"If Morrigu puts that on the wiki, I'll kill him." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
*"Oh, so you have to push it a bunch of times to get it to go up." -[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
*"Usually you just hold it down and it goes up." -[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
*"Is there a bra on my head?" -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
*"I have loads of platelets now!" -[[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "That's nice. I don't want them all over my floor." -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
*"Do they make cock rings of 'stop seed'?" -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "And I posted the fish to reuse." -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "I scored equally on Uhura and Spock?!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "We ought to put something about Mordock up there." -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Yeah, is he more dick, or more cock?" -[[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "Hey, we can go faster if we both do it." -[[User:Ardonite|Ardonite]]
* "I'm sorry -- I've got to bleach my panties." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Damn you and your creative GUI-ness!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] shaking her fist at [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Someone found a bug in the crack of Dawn?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], after watching House.
* "You don't use a pistol to shoot a major land mass. For that you need my grenade launcher." -DevanWalsh
* "She makes me give it to her sometimes." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "I was just thinking about really skinny girls getting it in the butt." - Red Cat
* "Why do all our dinner conversations involve priapism?" - Red Cat
* "'Cause, man, head cancer isn't funny!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "I didn't know about the shaft access at the bottom." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]], via e-mail.
* "It's PMC chocolate. I'd be supporting cancer ... research." -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Oh Noes. Teh burning children!" -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]], and Ms. Badger.
* "Cat vasectomies are funny to me." -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "Is there any advantage to a three-state transistor?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Maybe." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "Mom can you pick me up? They kicked me out of the car because I puked in it. But at least it smelled like watermelon." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] (quote added by Nybble from Kurama's back seat)
* "But I remembered just enough of the shopping chapter!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "It's right in my head, but wrong in my mouth!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Can't a man suck at a part, and be proud of it?" - [[User:Ardonite|Ardonite]]
* "'Cause hand cancer is funny." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Your mom is funny!" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "There is just something funny about Chibi Nazis." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "So what if they say 'Dad, you fucking pwn!' -- is that okay?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Unspecified manual cancer of the hand." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "That was the funniest steak I ever heard." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "You see, I need to wank this before my Wii comes." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "I can milk myself." -RedCat
* "Do you want to put this in?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I need to reach around first." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "What's a synonym for Domino's?" -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I was actually thinking about Pizza Hut. Pizza Puddle? There's already a Pizza Pagoda." -[[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "... Pizza Gazebo!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] in unison.
* "I like to sit on daddy's wing-wang." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], for Pixel.
* "What the friggin butt!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], playing TP
* "So, I'm thinking of dyeing my underdress." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Dying good!" [[user:Kit|Kit]]
* "Hmm, I can't remember if it was 'dying is good' or 'dying is fun'." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "I think it was just 'Dying good!' There was no verb in there. Hey wait...why am I helping you??" - [[user:Kit|Kit]]
* "Ribs for black people are like turkey for white people. You eat it, you love it, and then you fall asleep." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]
* "I brought Chadius, for extra muscle...because I just can't manhandle that rack by myself." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
* "I'm very impressed by the size of your penis, by the way. Just so you know." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "I did not quite expect it to be quite this big." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
* "Yes. I don't really have a rack though. Just a penis." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Are you doing anything tonight?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Uh...Red Cat?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Uhm...Is coming over...tonight...I mean..." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "Je suis your Mom!" - [[User:Chadius|Chadius]].
* "I need an alarm clock to tell me when to go to sleep." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Ring ring ring. You should go to sleep." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] ...at about 1:30 am.
* "Haha, dyke." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] and Nybble-on-the-TOA-recording, in perfect unison.
* "November is a good time to get crabs." - Ratri's sister, Nicole.
* "Every time a kitten masturbates, God dies a little death?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Voulez vous chanter un setlist avec moi?" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]], thrusting with a plastic guitar.
* "Imagine a Dalek garbage can. Exterminate!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "They're going to be pissed when they invade." - [[User:Chadius|Chadius]]
* "I did that to Jenmv's mom at one point." - Benmv
* "I don't really need the cash--I've already got my wolf shirt." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
* Nybble walks in on Ratri and starts laughing. "What? I thought it would fit!" - Ratri
* "Similar amount of information, but with better error checking. ECCDNA!" - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]], on the efficiency of elven cellular reproduction.
* "Ellowyn could always go the lich route." - Aurora. "Thanks, I'll keep my penis." - Ratri.
* "Ha! I've got live data going into my new back end! ...That sounded kind of dirty."-[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "It's like drinking a 53 proof waffle." -Antwerp
* "You realize the only reason this works is because I have a probe shoved in it." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Food poisoning for everyone!" - [[User:Shallowmore|Shallowmore]] "Yay!!" - Everyone (After announcing cooking cookie dough instead of eating it)
* "Let's see YOU try to put it in when it's hanging a foot over the wrong side!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Clue doesn't grow in vaginas. Not even elven ones." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "If morals were tuna, I just got slapped in the face with a fish" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Milano, Geneva, a jedi craves not these things." -KT
* "You killed the bigass fish." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Yes, because I'm awesome." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "He kinda put the 'cock' in 'cocky'." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "You just stick your shaft in the hole instead." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] (Everyone in the room goes silent and stares at Nybble.) "What?!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "You really haven't lived until you've fried butter in bacon fat. It's just one of those things." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "You know, when you have sex to the point where you just stop thinking in words." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "What do you think in, queefs?" - Octupus

Bad Quotes

2012-01-15T22:11:58Z

Rowena: add quote

* "Dangly bits are there to be molested." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] "Can I have my dangly bits molested?" - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
* "I like penises. They make me smile." - RedCat
* "You're not putting anything strawberry inside of me." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "If your last words are 'This poison tastes funny' chances are your days were numbered few from the beginning." - Darklocke
* "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage."
* "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper
* "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - [[User:Kit|Kit]]
* "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "And now the crack has hit the fan." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Jeez, when did Koenma's balls drop?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Puppy, can we have sex?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "No." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Then can I have a glass of water?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Ok." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Tan lines are like closed captioning for the sexually impaired." - Zak
* "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike
* "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Of course for it to be statistically viable we will need many subjects. Sinic! Stand up and drop your pants. It's for science." - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]], holding a scale.
* "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "Puppy, make me some food!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Poof, you're some food!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Yay!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Ooh Ooh can I be the official boobie inspector of Utter Chaos?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "Yes, you can." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Dude, REALLY? Awesome! Boobies!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "Did you like the soup we had yesterday? Because there are two slices left." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "If you can think of any, feel free to put them in." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Aurora said put them in." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Puppy, why don't you ever give it to Aurora rough?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "I'm building a kernel right now!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], indignantly.
* "So, should I call it Utter Chaos plus plus, or UC plus plus?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Either way, we can abbreviate it UCPP. Heh. You see peepee." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. Much laughter ensues. "We're so juvenile. Good job, me." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] pats herself on the back.
* "Anuses are only for the specially gifted." -Ben
* "She's like PayPal, but more user-friendly." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "For a straight Marine and a gay Canadian, they sure are a lot alike." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "If you're fucking someone in the park, it doesn't really matter precisely which hole you're screwing them in." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "I'm all for that idea. I'm all about making boys' heads explode." - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "Help, help!" - Q. "Oh, c'mon Q. You've got two cute women snuggling you intimately." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "But they're all oily! And this was my favorite shirt, dammit." - Q.
* "I don't know how he got that much life." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Because you have a pwnagraph. P-W-N-A-G-R-A-P-H." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "Nobody likes your penix, [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. I think you should whip it out more." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Poncy elf boys are not metal." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
* "Yay! I put stuff in my wiki!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "Oh my..." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]], waggling his eyebrows.
* "Tool of a Fook!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], spoonerisming Gandalf.
* "It's like staking a vampire with a 2x4..." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
* "You're an object. I can touch you. However, you're a special subclass of object. You have developer-friendly interfaces." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] "Developer friendly interfaces? But I ..." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Why do they want to put a ramming point on top of the Christmas Tree?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]] "Well, when Christmas is over, we chop off the branches..." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]] "And joust with the neighbors!" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "There's an old locker room saying: Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]] "Ah, but then we have, long and thick, the perfect dick." -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "But it's so big, how did you fit the whole thing up there?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "I think I remember that shaft!" - Kim
* "I'm sorry my dick hit your face" - Ben
* "Get your dick off my head!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "Actually, that's my dick. " - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "2.9 pounds" -[[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "You could huck it at people... It's my Mac-a-rang!" -[[user:Chadius|Chadius]]
* "Oh god, don't rub it! If you love me, don't rub it!" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "Have I told you about my five-point exploding fish technique?" - Toh
* "You guys tell me when I do something annoying, right?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "Sure. That's why we say things like "Rykilde, your stuff's in the dryer again." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "... SHIT!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]], remembering her laundry.
* "It is ok to plug a an air conditioner into a heavy duty extension cord if that cord is plugged directly into the wall." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "I prefer to plug it into an electrical socket." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Ah fuck. Well, I guess I'll go with my other solution: beating the crap out of it." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "I can take it two different ways, because I'm a monk." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "In Australia, the sheep outnumber the people." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "I like those odds." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Aurora!" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "... is what a dirty pervert would say!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
* "Oooh, do you want to get some?" -Toh, to [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "What is it?" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "I just put it in." -Erik. "That's going up." -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "One does not go spelunking in my vagina!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "I don't want to play the Sims." -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "It's the difference between having balls the size of oranges and doing rather well in life...and having balls the size of pineapples, and taking it up the ass from a double-barreled shotgun." -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] and [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]], on presenteeism
* "When you have a thousand midgets, you just can't lose!" -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
* "Guys, I think we're those annoying drunk people!" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "It makes it hurt right here ..." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] rubs the bottom of her jaw. "Like when you've been going down on a guy too long."
* "Darth Calculon!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] start talking like Vader. "Kkkkssshhh. I have ... Kchoooo ... Amnesia. Noooooooo!"
* Vroom of loud motorcycles goes by. "Oh my god, [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], did you hear that penis go by?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "I like small, fast Japanese penises." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "That's what goes on my ass -- '''not''' on my box!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]].
* "It's like a ballet where the last two moves are always to shake the blood off, and put it back in." - Phil
* "Then there's always 'explosive diahrrea'. That one's great." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "I prefer 'anal leakage'!" - [[user:Caryatid|Caryatid]], very cutely
* "RYKILDE DOESN'T GET IT!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] "What?! What don't I get?!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "I'm going back to my room. Anyone else who wants to come is welcome to." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]] "I'm afraid of Aurora." -[[User:Kit|Kit]] "She will slash you to death with her shiny new diamond. FEAR THE WRATH OF THE ENGAGEMENT RING!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] and [[User:Ratri|Ratri]], in perfect unison.
* "Aww, Aurora, now you have +2 to Brawl!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] (I think she said it first...)
* "See, you're going with this whole anal sex thing, but I've got this rhythm method going..." - [[user:Caryatid|Caryatid]], on knitting, not contraception.
* "Don't do that to my mushroom!" - [[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]], on the stretchy mushrooms in the new Zelda game, and whether or not they were similar in appearance to an aspect of his anatomy.
* "You...seem to be gripping my husband's rod." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]], to [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "It's the tongue that makes it." - RedCat
* "I have a file menu." - RedCat, cuddling her laptop.
* "Pigs!" - Limor. "in a blanket!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Trigger!" - Limor. "Happy!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Normal!" - Limor. "View!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]], making random completions on what Limor was saying to the oscilloscope. "Stop it now I mean it!" - Daniel. "Anybody want a peanut?" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
* "And then you can have a little sign in front of the monster that says 'your dick must be this high to pass.'" - [[user:ratri|Ratri]].
* "Why did I reach around the wrong way?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Because your left hand was busy." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
* "I'm not looking, I'm not looking! Take it out!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "I squirted all over a bed once." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. (In reference to blood.)
*"Yes, I am terribly offended by having large succulent breasts thrust into my face." - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "Oh, I would be!... Uh, wait..." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
*"If it's a pain in the ass, you've got the tampon in the wrong hole!" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]] and [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], in unison
*"Hampster Jesus died for our cheese!" [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]], inspired by the Buffy episode "Earshot" and discussion thereafter
*"It's like DBZ," - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]. "You mean how they keep upping the ante?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Except there're no blatent power levels. She doesn't go 'Super Buffy 5!'" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
*"'Cause HIV is so cute and cuddly!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
*"We have a garlic roaster?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]. "Yeah, it's up on a high shelf so you've probably never seen it." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], who is equally short.
*"If Morrigu puts that on the wiki, I'll kill him." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
*"Oh, so you have to push it a bunch of times to get it to go up." -[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
*"Usually you just hold it down and it goes up." -[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
*"Is there a bra on my head?" -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
*"I have loads of platelets now!" -[[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "That's nice. I don't want them all over my floor." -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
*"Do they make cock rings of 'stop seed'?" -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "And I posted the fish to reuse." -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "I scored equally on Uhura and Spock?!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "We ought to put something about Mordock up there." -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Yeah, is he more dick, or more cock?" -[[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "Hey, we can go faster if we both do it." -[[User:Ardonite|Ardonite]]
* "I'm sorry -- I've got to bleach my panties." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Damn you and your creative GUI-ness!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] shaking her fist at [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Someone found a bug in the crack of Dawn?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], after watching House.
* "You don't use a pistol to shoot a major land mass. For that you need my grenade launcher." -DevanWalsh
* "She makes me give it to her sometimes." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "I was just thinking about really skinny girls getting it in the butt." - Red Cat
* "Why do all our dinner conversations involve priapism?" - Red Cat
* "'Cause, man, head cancer isn't funny!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "I didn't know about the shaft access at the bottom." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]], via e-mail.
* "It's PMC chocolate. I'd be supporting cancer ... research." -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Oh Noes. Teh burning children!" -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]], and Ms. Badger.
* "Cat vasectomies are funny to me." -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
* "Is there any advantage to a three-state transistor?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Maybe." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "Mom can you pick me up? They kicked me out of the car because I puked in it. But at least it smelled like watermelon." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] (quote added by Nybble from Kurama's back seat)
* "But I remembered just enough of the shopping chapter!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
* "It's right in my head, but wrong in my mouth!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Can't a man suck at a part, and be proud of it?" - [[User:Ardonite|Ardonite]]
* "'Cause hand cancer is funny." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Your mom is funny!" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "There is just something funny about Chibi Nazis." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "So what if they say 'Dad, you fucking pwn!' -- is that okay?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "Unspecified manual cancer of the hand." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
* "That was the funniest steak I ever heard." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "You see, I need to wank this before my Wii comes." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "I can milk myself." -RedCat
* "Do you want to put this in?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I need to reach around first." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "What's a synonym for Domino's?" -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I was actually thinking about Pizza Hut. Pizza Puddle? There's already a Pizza Pagoda." -[[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "... Pizza Gazebo!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] in unison.
* "I like to sit on daddy's wing-wang." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], for Pixel.
* "What the friggin butt!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], playing TP
* "So, I'm thinking of dyeing my underdress." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Dying good!" [[user:Kit|Kit]]
* "Hmm, I can't remember if it was 'dying is good' or 'dying is fun'." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "I think it was just 'Dying good!' There was no verb in there. Hey wait...why am I helping you??" - [[user:Kit|Kit]]
* "Ribs for black people are like turkey for white people. You eat it, you love it, and then you fall asleep." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]
* "I brought Chadius, for extra muscle...because I just can't manhandle that rack by myself." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
* "I'm very impressed by the size of your penis, by the way. Just so you know." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "I did not quite expect it to be quite this big." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
* "Yes. I don't really have a rack though. Just a penis." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Are you doing anything tonight?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Uh...Red Cat?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Uhm...Is coming over...tonight...I mean..." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]].
* "Je suis your Mom!" - [[User:Chadius|Chadius]].
* "I need an alarm clock to tell me when to go to sleep." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Ring ring ring. You should go to sleep." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] ...at about 1:30 am.
* "Haha, dyke." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] and Nybble-on-the-TOA-recording, in perfect unison.
* "November is a good time to get crabs." - Ratri's sister, Nicole.
* "Every time a kitten masturbates, God dies a little death?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Voulez vous chanter un setlist avec moi?" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]], thrusting with a plastic guitar.
* "Imagine a Dalek garbage can. Exterminate!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "They're going to be pissed when they invade." - [[User:Chadius|Chadius]]
* "I did that to Jenmv's mom at one point." - Benmv
* "I don't really need the cash--I've already got my wolf shirt." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
* Nybble walks in on Ratri and starts laughing. "What? I thought it would fit!" - Ratri
* "Similar amount of information, but with better error checking. ECCDNA!" - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]], on the efficiency of elven cellular reproduction.
* "Ellowyn could always go the lich route." - Aurora. "Thanks, I'll keep my penis." - Ratri.
* "Ha! I've got live data going into my new back end! ...That sounded kind of dirty."-[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "It's like drinking a 53 proof waffle." -Antwerp
* "You realize the only reason this works is because I have a probe shoved in it." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Food poisoning for everyone!" - [[User:Shallowmore|Shallowmore]] "Yay!!" - Everyone (After announcing cooking cookie dough instead of eating it)
* "Let's see YOU try to put it in when it's hanging a foot over the wrong side!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "Clue doesn't grow in vaginas. Not even elven ones." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "If morals were tuna, I just got slapped in the face with a fish" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "Milano, Geneva, a jedi craves not these things." -KT
* "You killed the bigass fish." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Yes, because I'm awesome." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "He kinda put the 'cock' in 'cocky'." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "You just stick your shaft in the hole instead." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] (Everyone in the room goes silent and stares at Nybble.) "What?!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
* "You really haven't lived until you've fried butter in bacon fat. It's just one of those things." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
* "...to the point where you just stop thinking in words." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "What do you think in, queefs?" - Octupus

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Rowena:

User:Rowena

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Rowena: Created page with "Rowena is a mild mannered software mechanic by day, unbridled medieval heroine by night. Just ask Boom. He knows. ==Links== * Rowena's Wish List * [[Rowena and Boom Tie…"

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==Deities of Utter Chaos==
===[[Over Utter Chaos]]===
*[[User:Boom|Boom]]
*[[User:Rowena|Rowena]]
**Pip
**Finn

===[[Under Utter Chaos]]===
*[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
**Jerry
**Boris
**Natasha

===[[Utter Chaos South]]===
*[[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
*[[User:Ratri|Ratri]]

===[[Hyrule]]===
*[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
*[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
*[[Locke]]
**[[Pixel|Pixel]]
**[[Zelda|Zelda]]

===Friends of Utter Chaos===
*[[User:Chadius|Chadius]]
*[[User:Chmrr|Chmrr]]
*[[User:Kit|Kit]]
*[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
*[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
*[[User:Vorsaga|Vorsaga]]
*[[User:Loken|Loken]]

====The Duchy====
*[[User:Griffin|Griffin]]
*[[User:Shallowmore| Shallowmore]]
**Bigby

====LOL====
*[[User:sinic|Sinic]]
*[[User:Pixie|Pixie]]
**[[Charlie]]
**[[Helo]]

====[[Union Church|Caritas]]====
*[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]]
**[[User:Diva|Diva]]

====[[Maison Derriere]]====
*[[User:Ubernerd|Ubernerd]]
**Blackberry

====Grey Citadel====
*[[User:Benmv|Benmv & Jenmv & Ianmv]]

====UC Left Coast====
*[[User:Valmo|Valmo]]
*[[User:Ardonite|Ardonite]]

==Bad Ideas at Utter Chaos==
*[[Bad Drawing Ideas]]
*[[Bad Wedding Ideas]]
*[[Bad Quotes]]
*[[Bad Proposal Ideas]] (or why [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] and [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] really shouldn't work together)
*[[Bad Wiki Ideas]]
*[[Bad Party Ideas]]
*[[Bad Video Game Ideas]]
*[[Bad Name-the-Original Game]]
*[[Bad Web Comic Ideas]]
*[[The Game At Our Level: Main|Webcomic, The Game At Our Level]]
*[[Hub High: Main|The Hub High School]]
*[[UC MUD]]

==Events at Utter Chaos==
===Role Playing===
*[[All Dem Teams]]
*[[The Hub]]
*[[The Hub 2]]
*[[Not the Hub]] (really creative name, isn't it?)
*[[Dino Mech]]
*[[Nature Walk]]
*[[Utter Chaos]] (Our White Wolf game which doesn't really have a name)
*[[Alpha Run|Alpha]]-Bravo, which became ''The Longest Road''
*[[Longest Road]]
*[[Chadius:_TOA:_Main|TOA]]
*[[The Wanderers]] (An Alternity game set in the distant verge of the galaxy)
*[[The Z Team]]
*[[Super Ninja Squad]]
*[[EFFighters]]
*[[The Hub 2]]
*[[No]]
===Parties===
*[[Thanksgiving 2010]]
*[[Halloween Party 2010]]
*[[Halloween Party 2009]]
*[[Ubernerd's Drink-Until-You-Soil-Yourself Going-Away Bash 2009 - AKA: The Good Decision Party]]
*[[Winter-een-mas 2009]]
*[[Gangbang Christmas 2008]]
*[[Halloween Party 2008]]
*[[Winter-een-mas 2008]]
*[[Gangbang Christmas 2007]]
*[[Thanksgiving 2007]]
*[[Winter-een-mas 2007]]
*[[Gangbang Christmas 2006]]
*[[Thanksgiving 2006]]
*[[Halloween Party 2006]]
*[[Zahnnie Becomes a Goddess 2006]]
*[[Mysterious Party 2006]]
*[[Gangbang Christmas 2005]]
*[[Halloween Party 2005]]
*[[Wine Drinking Party 2005]]
*[[Winter-een-mas 2005]]
*[[Christmas Party 2004]]
*[[Halloween Party 2004]]
*IDEAS NEEDED: [[Chocolate Tasting Party]]
*IDEAS NEEDED: [[Pizza Party]]
*[[Girly Night TV|Girly Night TV at Caryatid's Apartment]]
*[[Utter Chaos Completed Puzzles|Puzzles for Utter Chaos!]]
*[[Guy Night|Guy Night at UC South]]
*[[Thursgay Night Television]]
===Monster Ranches===
*[[Aurora's Ranch]]
*[[Ratri's Ranch]]
*[[Morrigu's Ranch]]
*[[Ardonite's Ranch]]
*[[Zahnnie's Ranch]]
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*[[UtterChaosEmail]]