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Caryatid's Recipes

2012-01-24T17:07:52Z

Zahnnie: /* Not Your Average Joe's Chicken Carbonara [WW: x points] */

Pending uploads include:
* Trials - Gyoza:
**Strawberry Cheesecake Gyoza (First trial experimental and awesome!)
**Possible alternative dessert gyozas
**Traditional meat/veg gyoza from scratch

* Trial: Pulled Pork

* Trials - Dim Sum:
**Char siu bao (baked and/or steamed)
**Bolo bao with nai wong filling

* Great Grains adventures:
** Amaranth
** Barley
** Bulgur
** Israeli Cous Cous
** Quinoa (White, Red, Black)
** etc.

* Notable Tea Rices

* Trials - Truffles:
**Rosemary-Truffle Fries
**??

* Slow Cooker side-quest, trials details pending...




==Shep'tards' Pie [WW: 8 points]==
(Invented Saturday, 11/3/07)

===Ingredients===
* Tyson [http://www.tyson.com/Recipes/Product/ViewProduct.aspx?id=116 frozen chicken strips]
* Market Basket frozen peas
* One can of [http://www.campbellsoup.com/condensed_soups.asp Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup], 98% fat free
* Market Basket instant mashed potatoes, flake style

===Instructions===
# Nuke chicken in baking dish;
# Scatter generous layer of peas (into same dish), still frozen;
# Glob and distribute can of soup on top of that -- taking care not to cut self or chew up spatula on sharp can edge;
# Combine ingredients for mashed potatoes as listed on box -- oops, out of milk; compensate with extra water and another spoon of light butter; add Goya Adobo for a kick of garlic, delectible saltiness, and that little dash of ghetto class; schmear admixture on top of all the rest;
# Bake in oven that you just remembered to start preheating, make a rough guess at about 275 deg.F, for about 40 minutes -- ooh, top is looking crunchy and delicious at the 20 minute mark, add cover to keep moisture;
# Pat self on back with oven mitt (after safely placing baking dish); enjoy!

===Comments===
 Outcome delightfully easy and tasty. I shall rinse and repeat. --[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 12:38, 8 November 2007 (EST)

==Über-Tubers Bliss [WW: 10 points]==
(Invented Monday, 1/28/08)

===Ingredients===
* 2 potatoes (I used large white ones, but substitute at will for great justice.)
* 2 cloves of garlic, diced
* 1 small onion (It was a little-ish yellowish one; pester not the artiste for details!), chopped
* 4 tablespoons-ish Extra Virgin Olive Oil
* Sea Salt (or Kosher, why not?)
* Ground pepper
* 1 tablespoon rosemary, ground (Unless you LOVE the sensation of chewing on evergreen needles.)
* Goya Adobo (Um, yes. Always.)
* Cinnamon (Lots. I'm a Portugee! I'm allowed carte blanche!)
* Nutmeg (A little, or slightly more. Potently delicious crapola.)
* Cheddar, shredded (I used orange, pre-shredded, low fat cheddar. Cuz I'm ghetto, lazy, and prefer to consume my spare daily points in the form of CHOCOLATE.)
* Grated Parmesan cheese

===Instructions===
# Boil potatoes in water, 20-25 minutes, or 'til tender.
# Pre-heat oven to 350 deg F, while cubing 'tatoes.
# In a roasting pan (later to be covered if you don't fear the DEATHWRAP known by the naive as aluminum foil), drizzle a little oil, then add potatoes, more oil, and all the non-cheese ingredients. Mix about; insert in pre-heated oven.
# After 20 minutes, stir about and sprinkle cheese atop the 'tato glory.
# After 10 more minutes, remove. Be patient, it's freaking hot. Now EAT, with or without condiments of choice.

===Comments===
 OMG the Cordon Bleu owes me an honorary degree for this delicious bastard.

==Deep Chocolate Vitamuffin-clones [WW: 1 point each]==
(Ripped off online, tested & revised 5/25/08)

Servings: 24

This has been put through the recipe builder several times, for inexpensive "vitamuffins" that are truly decadent with about 3-4g fiber per muffin. Enjoy!!! (And please, vary and experiment with substitutions.)

===Ingredients===

* 1 ¾ cup whole wheat flour
* ¾ cup unsweetened cocoa
* 1 ½ tsp baking powder
* 1 ½ tsp baking soda
* 2Tbs + 2tsp Fiber Supplement (clear)
* ¼ tsp table salt

* 1 cup sugar
* ½ cup Fat-free Half & Half
* 3 egg whites
* ½ cup unsweetened apple sauce
* 1 ½ tsp vanilla extract
* 1 ½ Tbs vinegar

* 1 cup hot water
* ½ cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (or substitute other thingy of similar nutritional value)

===Instructions===

# Preheat oven at 350 deg. Prepare 24 cupcake papers / silicone cupcake tray / cookie sheet (for ‘vitatops’).
# Mix all dry ingredients together.
# Then add all wet ingredients except for the hot water and chips.
# Then slowly stir in hot water (until batter consistency is right; you may not use the full cup), and chips. Do not over mix.
# Bake at 350 degrees for about 10-12 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean.
# Let cool for 10 minutes.
# Enjoy fresh or freeze and microwave 30-60 seconds for a delicious chocolate 1 point treat!

===Comments===
I think some time I'll toddle down to Harvest or similar, obtain carob powder, and play with some ratio of carob to cocoa.

==Dual Spires Mango Rice [WW: ? points]==
(Made up from my brain-meats and larder-loot; First try, 12/1/10)

Servings: 4

So named because I consumed it while watching the 'Psych' cross-over episode with 'Twin Peaks.' And because it's SO EFFING GOOD you pitch a two-pole tent.

===Ingredients===

* 3 oz dried mango (because that's what I had, and I SUCK at eviscerating fresh mango), diced
* Two small kielbasa links, coined and quartered
* 1 small can of sliced mushrooms; reserve the can-squeezings water
* Approx. 2 cups more of previously reserved 'shroom juice from when I made the vast vat of lunch salads for last week
* 1 c brown rice
* 1 c-ish, frozen corn

* Dried flaked garlic, hasty toss-in amount (to taste)
* SECRET AWESOMENESS INSPIRATION INGREDIENT: ground coriander, similar portion

* Unintended ingredient: moar water, whoops portion

===Instructions===

# Dice mango. Holler at puppy.
# Coin and quarter kielbasa. Holler at puppy. Throw sausage at puppy. Regret rewarding insolence.
# Retrieve canned mushrooms from top shelf with a box of spaghetti. Swear and scream when kamikaze can aims for skull. Skin can of 'shroom with can opener in eye-for-eye merciless cruelty of revenge.
# Squeeze 'shroom-can life-blood into rice cooker. Realize should have measured. Hell with it.
# Measure in one cup brown rice.
# Throw in chopped stuff. Do not cut self with knife; blood is not in recipe (optional, to taste).
# Measure in previously saved 'shroom juice... 1 cup and a half is cited ratio for brown rice according to chart that came with rice cooker... measure 1 cup. Measure half cup, then realize that would leave a random half cup of 'shroom urine in the back of the fridge... throw it all in, then complain of botheration making a measuring cup dirty without sticking to the measure anyway.
# Also corn. Whoops, measuring cup already in dishwasher; obviously dirty now. Use v. scientific method of small handfuls 'til it feels good.
# Flip switch. Swear. Plug in rice cooker. Flip switch back on again.
# Wait a thousand years of starvation. Fuss with organizing the spices -- alphabetical or thematic? Realize should have thought of actual flavors for meal. Throw in garlic. Sniff everything in rack, until arrival at coriander produces choir of angels Hallelujah from cilia on tongue; add. Enjoy auto-egotic back-pattings for the thousand years of starvation.
# Upon rice cooker pop to warm, scoop to bowl and discover: flavor is delicious; rice is crunch-ay.
# Add water, nuke 5 mins.
# Wipe down microwave from explodey rice bombs; regret not putting a plate over it, even though it was considered and dismissed at the crucial moment. Dish still slightly crunchy; almost there. A little more water; nuke 3 mins.
# Wipe down microwave again; yep, didn't learn lesson. Carry thermo-nuclear bowl to couch with oven mitts. Unpause Sean and Gus; feast.

Pair with Cran-Pomegranate Crystal Lite, for that extra touch of Class.

===Comments===
I really just need to accept that the rice cooker is not a magical fast slow-cooker that does rice too; I keep treating it as such by putting in the rice AND protein AND dried fruit AND, AND, AND... which then extends the cook time, increases the liquid needs, and pops from cook to warm while the rice is still somewhere in the range of "slightly less than elegantly ''al dente''--hell, let's face it, full-on crunchy." Save that, this was INSPIRED and AWESOME and I'm a winner.--[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 11:13, 2 December 2010 (EST)

==Jasmine Tea Rice, So Nice [WW: ? points]==
(Paired with Korma Chameleon, 1/18/11)

Servings: 5 meals (1 supper, 4 nuked lunches)

Yes, it's confusing -- it's not jasmine rice, that's for Thai food. It's basmati rice for pairing with Indian ('''Korma Chameleon''', recipe below), cooked in Jasmine [Green] tea. This recipe sans peas and cloves -- or with, if you're feeling crazy -- also works as a basic template for other Tea Rice(s): spin the wheel! Try brown rice in black tea for a nice Burnt Sienna, or sushi in sencha, or Rooibos with Bulghur (neither a rice nor a tea! ''zing! zang! caow-pwing!''), or put some Uncle Ben's into a Lady Grey (scandalous skank!),... THE OPTIONS ARE LITERALLY LIMITLESS.

N.B. Disclaimer: I do not promise edibility of every possible iteration of the infinite "small grainy thing" + "decoction" -> "insert in rice cooker" formula. If you're considering this, talk with a medical professional before taking. Side-effects may include: obesity, Aurora Boreanaz, my hands are melting, stroke, strokiness, stroke-like symptoms, death, front-butt, Hutt-butt, putt-putt, or death. 

Warning (from experience): Do not let yourself begin to treat the rice cooker as a super-fast crockpot. It is not so. This path leads only to heartbreak and v. v. ''al dente'' rice -- as in, "Ye Gods, I just dented my dentition!" You've been warned. There's a line, and we're not telling you where it is, only that on the other side, the floor is lava.

 Triggered by [http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Tea-Diet-Metabolism-Kick-Start/dp/B001F0R9IA/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1295550357&sr=1-1 The Ultimate Tea Diet]. 

===Ingredients===

* Water to line number 2 on the rice cooker pot
* Green Jasmine Tea, Twinings of London, 2 bags, strings removed
* Basmati rice, 2 rice cooker scoops (the volume of which I should know)
* Future: peas, a good handful?
* Future: whole cloves, a good pinchful?

===Instructions===

# Heat to boil water and tea bags only (no rice) in rice cooker on Cook setting.
# Lower to Warm for appropriate tea steeping duration -- over-steeping is okay though, so don't sweat it -- makes the tea salty.
# Add appropriate basmati rice amount, a handful of peas, and a probably too liberal amount of whole cloves, flip the switch from Warm back to Cook.
# Let it do its thing.
# Next time, write down the duration to do a better job syncing.

===Comments===
WORK IN PROGRESS; in future: make stronger jasmine tea; add cloves and peas; sync timing/durations better such that rice reaches completion closer to done-time of korma.--[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 14:37, 20 January 2011 (EST)

==Korma Chameleon [WW: ? +points]==
(First time, date unknown; Second first time, 1/18/11)

Servings: 5 meals (1 supper, 4 nuked lunches), with '''Jasmine Tea Rice''', shown above.

I did this once a couple years ago and it was FLAWLESS VICTORY. Don't know if I got it from a recipe, or made it up, or both; don't know if I wrote it down; if I printed or saved from online and did/n't write down tweaks; don't know where I put the little bastard. Have scoured pages, post-its, and pixels, to no success.

Attempt number two, long overdue and delayed from the lack of finding, began with googling for anything that sounded vaguely familiar to the sheer perfection of my fading memory. Found three recipes with varying bits that sounded good with equal measure of bits that sounded shite. Decided to put them all together, at risk of resulting in a dish that tasted like a hockey enforcer slammed your skull into the spice rack.

Attempt at your own peril.

===Ingredients===
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|¤ '''4 whole/halves boneless, skinless chicken breasts'''; chopped
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|¤ '''2 cups plain non-fat yogurt''' [On that day I had only had about 1.75 c, and it was (shameful confession) not the freshest. Not dead yet! Thus, must have been totally fine. Still, I wanted this way creamier. Wondering if later lemon juice would improve texture; will push lemon juice addition to a later stage for future version.]
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|¤ '''1 teaspoon lemon juice''' [I squoze a plastic lemon with vigor; again, next time I'll add this later than the yog.]
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|¤ '''2 large tomatoes'''; [peeled &] '''diced''' [Eff that, I'll do no such thing as peeling; I used plum toms.]
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|¤ '''4-5 cloves garlic; peeled & minced'''
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|¤ '''1/3 cup butter''' or margarine [I went nuts and used real butter, salted, since I figured I was already faking it by not using ghee.]
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|¤ '''2 onions, finely chopped''' [I didn't have fresh onions; I had frozen pre-chopped and I had dried diced. So as not to neglect either, and not risk using one and wishing I'd done the other, I used one onion's worth of one, and one of the other -- about a cup of frozen and 6 tablespoons of dried, as fake-it inclination and labels advised.]
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|¤ '''1.5-2 teaspoons salt''' [Eyeballed it, even though I'm not too good at that.]
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|¤ '''2 teaspoons ground coriander'''
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|¤ '''_A Lot Of_ cinnamon''' [One recipe said a 2-inch stick -- I said "hell with that" and threw in a metric ton of ground cinn.]
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|¤ '''1-4 tablespoon(s) curry powder'''
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|¤ '''1 teaspoon cayenne pepper; ground''' [Can't remember now if I added this on top of the curry or wussed out.]
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|¤ '''2 teaspoons turmeric'''
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|¤ '''1 teaspoon chili powder'''
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|¤ '''_? tsp_ allspice''' [None of the recipes recommended it, but SUCK IT I'M ON A ROLL.]
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|¤ [Memory already fading; I may have tossed in some nutmeg? pumpkin pie spice? It sounds like me.]
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|¤ '''_1/3 cup-ish_ slivered or finely chopped almonds''' [I used whole and had minor regret; it looks pretty but they stay a bit cronchy -- maybe if they'd been added with the marinading mix in the first half-hour?]
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|¤ '''_1/3 cup-ish_ raisins'''
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|¤ '''_Too many_ whole cloves'''
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|¤ '''4-5 bay leaves'''; jam 'em in a small tea baller -- consider consequences -- remove from small tea baller.
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====Errata====
*[I ignored the ''ginger'' listed in all three recipies 'cuz I don't like it and find it too spicy; and yes, I know curry and chili powders are spicy too, but... I am Woman; Hear me FICKLE.]

*[2 teaspoons ''garam masala'' -- I didn't have any, so I skipped this bit. I'm cool with it.]

*[One recipe included 2 tablespoons ''mango chutney'', which I didn't have, but I did have dried mango bits, which I considered dicing and adding. Maybe next time. I do know from the Dual Spires Mango Rice that mango and coriander go together like chocolate and bacon.]

====Tools====
§ '''Rice cooker''', measure cup that came with it, non-stick-safe rice paddle; electric outlet...

§ 1 or 2 large size tea baller(s) [for bay leaves and cloves if you don't feel like fishing them out of the pan or your mouth]

§ Everything else -- stovetop/hotplate, timer, '''tall-sided 12-ish inch pan''' with a fitting lid, medium-large bowl, cutting board, knife, spatula, blah, blah, and blah.

===Instructions===

# [If needed, defrost frozen chicken breasts -- for kitchen cleaning economy, I did this in a water bath in the pan I would later cook in, then a couple rounds in the microwave in the bowl I would later mix in. For second round of micro-defrosting do not hit Cook instead of Defrost -- do not face-palm with salmonella hands -- do not fumble knife while burning and freezing fingers on partially overcooked, partially crystallized breasts of chicken. Do not.]
# Mix together yogurt, spices, garlic, tomato, and [lemon juice preferably later? / almonds preferably now-ish?] in a medium bowl. Add chicken, turning to coat. Let stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. [Do not start the rice at this stage for good sync. Wait 'til the simmer stage.]
# Heat butter in a skillet over medium heat. Cook onions until soft, stirring about 3 minutes or until lightly browned. [Frozen onions do not brown, and dried onions start brown and have to keep moving else they go black and do not come back.]
# Add chicken and marinade mixture to pan and mix thoroughly. Stir in bay leaves and cloves, loose or in large tea-ballers. Toss on raisins [and almonds if not earlier].
#:(Add a small amount of chicken broth during cooking if liquid evaporates.)
# Cover and simmer over medium-low heat, stirring frequently, for about 20-30 minutes, or until chicken is done. Sprinkle sliced almonds over the top, and serve, recommended on Jasmine Tea Rice, So Nice, as above.
#:(Extract/Discard/spit out whole spices.)

150 calories, 29% calories from fat, 5 g fat, 1 g saturated fat, 38 mg cholesterol, 238 sodium, 2 meat, 1/2 milk, 1 fat.

===Comments===
WORK IN PROGRESS; want more and fresher yogurt; sliver or crush or cook longer for softer almonds; sync timing/durations better such that rice reaches completion closer to done-time of korma.--[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 15:19, 25 January 2011 (EST)

==VARIANT Korma Chameleon MEAT PIE [WW: ? +points]==
(First time pot pie, third time modded korma, 10/17/11)

[http://s193.photobucket.com/albums/z56/fallen_caryatid/Fancy%20Feasts/ Pie Pics]

Servings: # meals: 4 individual serving ramekins, 1 standard size pie, and a spare casserole of remainder korma filling. [Next time will definitely want to half the recipe at least.]

Continuing to tweak my modded korma recipe. Alterations come from three sources:
# online recipes from chefs of whom I approve (ex. I'm fond of Jamie Oliver and Alton Brown),
# online recipes from legit Indian sources (aiming for pages that start with "I got this from my grandmother who got it from her grandmother..."), and
# my fickle fancy and whimsical wants (examples, eww ginger, yay cinnamon).

Also took this excuse to visit the relocated and expanded "Little India" market in the neighborhood, and in addition to ghee and garam masala, purchased pre-made julab gamun and tandoori naan. Will someday make my own from scratch, but my rule is Only One Experiment at a Time.

===Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable"
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|¤ '''2 cups plain non-fat yogurt''' [Blended remaining yogurt with a couple cans of mango nectar and some agave syrup to make a pitcher of Mango Lassi to accompany the dish. Next time will make sure to have some mango fruit or pulp to make the lassi more robust, but it was tasty still.]
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|¤ '''4-5 cloves garlic; peeled & minced''' [Used jarred garlic, pre-minced.]
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|¤ '''1/3 cup-ish almonds; slivered''' [Added early to encourage them to soften a bit.]
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|¤ '''1/2 cup-ish raisins'''
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|¤ '''1/4 cup-ish dried mango bits; chopped''' [Mango and coriander are a love-affair that I just cannot deny.]
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|¤ '''2 teaspoons coriander; ground'''
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|¤ '''2 teaspoons salt'''
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|¤ '''2 tsp cinnamon''' [My not-secret love.]
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|¤ '''1-2 tsp nutmeg''' [I heart cinnamon, nutmeg, and paprika best of all things, so I wasn't going to let the cinn out to play without a buddy.]
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|¤ '''1-2 tsp allspice''' [None of the recipes recommended it, but it is ALL spices!]
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|¤ '''1-4 tablespoon(s) curry powder''' [I used 2T for moderation, was pleased.]
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|¤ '''1 teaspoon cayenne pepper; ground'''
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|¤ '''1 teaspoon chili powder'''
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|¤ '''2 teaspoons turmeric'''
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|¤ '''2 teaspoons garam masala''' [Really enjoyed Little India's spice section.]
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|¤ '''30ish whole cloves'''
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|¤ '''30ish cardamom seeds; crushed'''
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|¤ '''4-5 bay leaves'''; cut 'em up fine with scissors then ground small as I could with a hand-mill. [Can't use the tea-baller technique with a pot pie. May try to procure powdered bay leaves if such exist.]
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|¤ '''2 large tomatoes'''; [peeled &] '''diced''' [Eff that, I'll do no such thing as peeling; I used 4 small toms instead.]
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|¤ '''4 breasts equivalent of boneless, skinless chicken thighs; chopped''' [I consulted a couple recipes for pot pies that indicated thighs are good for that purpose, for their flavor, and I figured I'd give it a whirl. Not the funnest to chop up, but tasty all the same.]
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|¤ '''1/3 cup ghee'''
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|¤ '''2 onions; finely chopped''' [I didn't have fresh onions; I had frozen pre-chopped and I had dried diced. So as not to neglect either, and not risk using one and wishing I'd done the other, I used one onion's worth of one, and one of the other -- about a cup of frozen and 6 tablespoons of dried, as fake-it inclination and labels advised.]
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|¤ '''1 small bag mixed veggies, frozen'''
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|¤ '''1 teaspoon lemon juice'''
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|¤ '''1 cup chicken broth''' [Recipes for pot pies all had this; I had concerns when I added it at first, since the mix seemed too liquid, but after the pies emerged from the oven they were perfect, so I can only assume they'd have dried out without broth.]
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|¤ '''2 pkgs pie crust''' (ea. pkg = 1 top + 1 bottom)
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====Errata====
*[I ignored the ''ginger'' listed in all the recipies 'cuz I don't like it and find it too spicy; and yes, I know curry, cayenne, and chili powders are spicy too, but... I am Woman; Hear me FICKLE.]

*[Recipes also recommended crushed red pepper flakes, but I didn't feel like it and didn't want to add any more heat, as I'm a Mild girl all the way. As it was, the pies were just kissing the top boundary of my comfortable tolerance.]

*[Some recipes recommended cumin, and I arbitrarily declared that a line too far.]

===Instructions===

# Chop mango, tomato, chicken.
# Mix together yogurt, garlic, nuts, fruits, spices, and tomato in a medium bowl. Add chicken, turning to coat. Let stand at room temperature for at least 30 minutes. [I actually marinaded for about an hour and a half, because I had the time and wanted the flavors to really meld.]
# Heat ghee in a large pot over medium heat. Cook onions until soft, stirring about 3 minutes or until lightly browned. [Frozen onions do not brown, and dried onions start brown and have to keep moving else they go black and do not come back.] Add frozen mixed veg.
# Add chicken and marinade mixture to pot and mix thoroughly. Add chicken broth and lemon juice.
# Simmer over medium-low heat, stirring frequently, for about 20 minutes, or until chicken is at least mostly done.
# Preheat oven to 425degF.
# While filling simmers, fit large pie plate with a bottom crust, and cut mini crusts from the second to fill the ramekins. Tetris and smush bits as needed.
# Fill pies. [This recipe left almost another big-pie worth as remainder; threw it in a casserole dish and put it away. I'll bake or stovetop cook it later for more traditional korma on rice.] Top crusts as directed. Put on cookie sheets for overflow and ease of extraction. Prep tinfoil for pie edges.
# Bake for 30-50 minutes, rest for 10 mins. (10-15 mins in, foil the edges of the pies to keep them from over-browning). [Mini ramekins were [http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z56/fallen_caryatid/Fancy%20Feasts/e978a9c0.jpg totally ready] at 30 mins; big pie came out [http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z56/fallen_caryatid/Fancy%20Feasts/79b69f72.jpg golden-beautiful] at 50.] Note: curry dyes the crust yellow, so color is not a perfect indicator of doneness -- confirmed with a meat thermometer for poultry-non-poisonous.
# Since the oven was hot, I threw the naan in for a minute, pulled it out to brush with ghee, and back in for another minute. Delish.

===Comments===
WORK IN PROGRESS; Test subjects submit addition of potato as possible improvement; could be very good. I had considered alternatively adding basmati rice to the pie, either mixed in with the filling or in layers, but perhaps the potato would be better. I had initially thought it might be cool to make the crust(s) as naan, but I think wisely reconsidered, since naan is super pliant/chewy, which would have made cutting a slice of the pie unfeasible.--[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 17:30, 18 October 2011 (EST)

==Vampire Pie aka Adele Stackhouse Pecan Pie [WW: x points]==
(First-Try Pie, Thanksgiving, 11/23-11/24/11)

[http://s193.photobucket.com/albums/z56/fallen_caryatid/Fancy%20Feasts/ Pie Pics]

Servings: It's a pie. It's all in how you slice it.

Featured in True Blood, Season 1, Episode 06, min 42:00. After the airing, [http://myvintagelifestyle.com/2011/08/04/the-search-for-grans-pie/ many] internet denizens went mental wondering 'WHAT in the holy heck IS this supernatural pie?' Some insisted they were from [the South/New Orleans/Texas] and had had pie like unto Gran's Pecans Pie at the knees of their own nanas, grannies, and memaws; while others insisted with trollish adamancy they too were Southerners and had never seen the kind in all their days nor might anyone else ever have done.

So was this pie an optical illusion or some special effect of sci-fi/fantasy? A work of cinematic hokum the likes of which had not been seen since the Hollywood invention of made-up Movie Medicine like concussions and lupus and temporary amnesia? [Funny story... ask me some other time....] Or was it the-pie-that-time-forgot, and they looked it up in some dusty and arcane Ye Olde Tastees Booke specifically to highlight that Gran was uniquely awesome? Or at least to make it easier for skinny little Sookie to chow down while emoting on screen without having to keep cutting the film and the mood to spit?

We turn to Google.
The history of the "traditional" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecan_pie pecan pie] was an unexpected revelation. Pecan pie as we know it is a purely twentieth century invention. "Karo Syrup's own website contends that the dish was a 1930s "discovery" of a "new use for corn syrup" by a corporate sales executive's wife."
Obviously, Karo didn't invent sugar pies nor did they pioneer the concept of nut pies. But since almost every pecan pie recipe of that kind calls specifically for Karo syrup, it's easy to believe the anecdote. The few sources dated earlier seem to be exclusively cream, custard, or meringue -natured and Texan in origin. Before the 30's, there appear to be no references to syrup, either corn or cane.
So while it seems the more traditional pecan pie recipe is a creamier one, when seeking the formula for recreating the Stackhouse pie, all one can immediately find is the usual syrup pie. It took hours of vigorous googling to acquire the following.

===Ingredients===

* 1 cup sugar
* 1/4 cup flour
* 1/4 teaspoon salt
* 2.5 cups half-and-half (which is ever-so conveniently just more than one pint but well less than two.)
* 2 tablespoons butter

* 1 teaspoon vanilla
* 1 dash / 8 shakes cinnamon
* 3 shakes nutmeg
* 2 shakes pumpkin pie spice
:(May be worth exploring the component ingredients in my "pumpkin pie spice" which is traditionally a blend of "warm" spices generally including some or all of the following: cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, clove, allspice, mace. I have this jar next to my cinn'n'meg, and more often than not throw in some of all three like a set of sexy musketeers when the occasion seems to call for it. Decided portions of ginger, clove, allspice, and/or mace might provide an interesting kick to balance the extant pie's soft-and-mild, almost springtime flowering tree sort of tone.)
* 20ish cardamom seeds, ground
:(This was a spontaneous addition out of nowhere but the whimsy of my fevered brain, because I love it, because that's how hardcore I roll, and because the Doctor came back to me from the future and told me how cool it was. He was right, of course. Remove this and ratchet up the other spices and it becomes a whole nother sort of pie, I'm sure.)
:(See [https://kemelin.utter-chaos.net/ucwiki/index.php/Caryatid%27s_Recipes#Comments_8 Comments] re: measurements.)

* A few fistfuls of pecans
:(I tried to choose largely unbroken nuts for a prettier pie. One small bag covered it more than amply.)
:(This pie might modify nicely with the addition of some amount of chopped pecans added to the filling itself; I think it's thick enough to mix them in after it's cooled and before it's poured into the pie shell that they wouldn't all just sink to the bottom.)
* 1-1.5 large deep pie crust(s), unbaked
:(The package I bought contained 2 crusts; as this is a topless pie (heh, heh) I thought I would only use the one, but then I cut it up to make the braided crust and decorative bits, leaving enough for a lovely little breakfast quiche some other day.)

===Instructions===

# Mix sugar, flour, salt, half+half, and butter. Boil. Stir.
# Remove from heat. Add vanilla and spices. Stir smooth. Allow slight cooling.
# Pour into crust and arrange pecans on top. Because I suck at the rope-edge on pie, I went for the braided technique [http://www.recipetips.com/kitchen-tips/t--813/decorative-pie-crust-edges.asp from here]. Because I couldn't keep the joins clean, I used a cookie cutter on some of the crust remainder and made decorative bits to cover them. See [http://s193.photobucket.com/albums/z56/fallen_caryatid/Fancy%20Feasts/ Pie Pics] and agree that these 'mistakes' make for a dayum sexay piece of pie. 
# Bake at 425 degF for 10 mins. (At this point I tried to cover the crust edge with tin foil, but ineptly and to questionable effect.)
# Reduce to 350 degF for 45 mins.
# Chill, preferably overnight. Optionally top with ice cream or whipped topping to serve, but frankly it's unnecessary.

===Comments===
As it turns out, a dash is not just a random shake of the bottle in the general direction of your mixing bowl, but comes to about 1/8 tsp - and a pinch is about 1/16 tsp, while a smidgen is half that or about 1/32 tsp. Of course, I know that now. At the time, I did as I did and I make no apologies.

Primary source for the First Try Pie: [http://lisamays.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/true-blood-grans-creamy-pecan-pie/ Howling at the Moon: True Blood Gran’s Creamy Pecan Pie]. Italics in ingredients indicate my first set of alterations. [http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z56/fallen_caryatid/Fancy%20Feasts/minetheirshers.jpg Comparative pic] My version, top left. Gran's pie, right. Primary internet source, center.

Future Vampire Pie attempts may include partial substitutions or integrated tweaks from:
* [http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/New-Orleans-Pecan-Pie New Orleans Pecan Pie] - main features include sour cream, egg, and brown sugar; top is a meringue sprinkled with pecans.
* [http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/berthas-pecan-cream-pie/detail.aspx Pecan Cream Pie] - another meringue, featuring milk, cornstarch, eggs.
* [http://vampiregran.com/category/chocolate-pie/ 'Southern' Pecan Pie with Sweet Spice Crust] - recipe filling is fairly standard, with bourbon, but the sweet spice crust sounds like a sexy tweak. I think this link only popped high on my searches because the poster calls herself "Vampire Gran" but the recipes she blogs are intriguing and warrant a closer look. She also shows a variation Chocolate Pecan Pie, with cocoa in the crust AND chocolate in the filling.
* [http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1637,155164-230199,00.html Peanut Butter Praline Pie] - aside from the PB aspect, this pie brings the creamy-custardy thing in the form of vanilla pudding.
* [http://easy.betterrecipes.com/grandmas-texas-pecan-cream-pie.html Grandma's Texas Pecan Cream Pie] - evaporated milk.
* [http://countrykitchenkat.blogspot.com/2009/09/ma-fergusons-pecan-cream-pie.html Ma Fergusons Pecan Cream Pie] - another meringue, milk base.
* [http://southernfood.about.com/od/pecanpies/r/blbb534.htm Pecan Cream Pie] - more meringue, heavy cream.
* [http://www.pecanpierecipe.com/Recipes/TexasPecanPie.htm Texas Pecan Pie] - more heavy cream, no meringue.
* [http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2010/10/the-pie-thatll-make-you-cry/ The Pie that'll Make you Cry] - a more standard pecan pie as a baseline, talks a big game and makes a good point about chopped vs. whole nuts.
* [http://busycooks.about.com/od/sweetpierecipes/r/whitechocolapie.htm White Chocolate Pecan Pie] - chocolate (white and semisweet), milk, and heavy cream. While I'm not a fan of white choc, this version is a no-bake pie, so that could be a route to the True Blood creaminess and worth exploration. Certainly on screen the crust looks pale and the nuts neither shiny with baked sugar nor darkened from oven heat, so the true True Blood Pie may have been no-bake.

* [http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-bourbon-pecan-pie-10000001056972/ Chocolate Bourbon Pecan Pie] was my backup plan if I couldn't find a decent answer to the 'What is this pie?' question. Doesn't look like a pie anyone would spill milk and tears on.

First-try Vampire Pie received hearty rave reviews from Turkey Day feasters; may not require tweakery, though the alternatives sound so tempting I may be obliged to perform trials anyway, simply for the sake of Science!--[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 20:35, 29 November 2011 (EST)

* [http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1941,155171-244205,00.html Easy Dinner Rolls] placeholder

==Not Your Average Joe's Chicken Carbonara [WW: x points]==
(Recreated by [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], 7/3/2011)

Note, when I recreated it I did a ghetto alfredo sauce instead of romano cream: throw cream and parm in pan with pasta, toss, add more until it seems right. -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]

Servings: xx

Not an original invention; a recreation of the dish I went to NYAJ's for every birthday til they REMOVED IT FROM THE MENU, THE BASTARDS. Original menu description: "curly cavatappi pasta with apple-smoked bacon, sauteed chicken, mushrooms, sweet peas, and diced tomatoes, tossed in a romano cream sauce."

===Ingredients===
Just guess...
* curly cavatappi pasta
* apple-smoked bacon
* sauteed chicken
* mushrooms
* sweet peas
* diced tomatoes
* romano cream sauce (makes 1.25 cups; takes -30 mins):
** 2T butter
** 2T flour
** 1/4t salt
** 1 dash black pepper
** 1c milk
** 1/4c grated cheese (Parmesan, Romano, both?)

===Instructions===

# Boil pasta and peas.
# Separate saucepan, be making cream sauce, as above.
# Apple-smoke bacon. (Or, you know, buy it that way.) Cook. Crumble.
# Saute chicken and mushrooms; add tomatoes.
# Toss all with sauce.
# Devour. Raven. Exalt.

===Comments===
Now the only thing Joe has that I want is the totally cool sculptures in the restaurant at the Arlington Center location -- don't know if they use the same art at all their locations, but I LOVE and want it.--[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 23:29, 7 December 2011 (EST)

==Operatic Orgasmic Tetrazzini [WW: x points]==
(Family tradition[ally ripped off from Betty Crocker], plus my v. minor tweaks)

Servings: xx

From Wikipedia: "An American dish... named after the Italian opera star, Luisa Tetrazzini... believed to have been invented ca. 1908-1910 by Ernest Arbogast, then chef at the Palace Hotel in San Francisco, California, where Tetrazzini was a long-time resident... other sources attribute the origin to the Knickerbocker Hotel in NYC."

===Ingredients===

* 1 package (7 oz) spaghetti/linguine or egg noodles (Feel free to substitute pasta style, understanding a more sauce-absorbent pasta like rotini will result in a drier dish or necessitate increased cream/milk and/or broth.)

* 1/4 cup butter/margarine
* 1/4 cup flour
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1/4 teaspoon pepper
* 1/8 teaspoon nutmeg (optional; I usually don't, much as I love nutmeg.)

* 1-2 cup(s) chicken/turkey/shroom broth (for more/less dry casserole)
* 1-2 cup(s) whipping cream/milk (for more/less dry casserole)

* 2 tablespoons sherry or dry white wine or vermouth
* 2 tablespoons lemon juice (optional)

* 2 cups cubed cooked chicken or turkey (I usually use leftovers or canned precooked, for convenience. If canned, the juice is good broth to use.)
* 1 can (3 oz) sliced mushrooms (feel free to multiply at will -- I usually double at least; I save the water from canned shrooms to use with the broth.)
* 1/2 cup peas (optional; adds pleasant color and sweetness)

* 1/2 cup grated Parmesan (feel free to double or more on this -- I usually put half a cup in the sauce and a half on top; or add Romano or other strong, dry, aged cheeses; alt. Swiss)
* Breadcrumbs to cover (Panko and/or Italian work well)

((OTHER Optional ingredients: can substitute seafood for poultry; add almonds or other hard nut in mix and/or topping; can add onions, garlic, celery, carrots; optional thyme, nutmeg, paprika; garnish with lemon or parsley; can substitute other wine for sherry; can substitute other hard cheese.))

===Instructions===

# Set oven to preheat to 350 degF. (Mine takes forever which is why I start it first.)
# Set water for pasta to boil in a huge pot (to better merge all ingredients in at the end); cook pasta while preparing sauce.

# Melt butter in large saucepan over low heat. Blend in flour and seasonings. Cook over low heat, stirring until mixture is smooth and bubbly.
# Remove from heat, stir in broth and cream.
# Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir one minute.
# Stir in wine (or hold the sherry to drizzle over the top just before oven insertion).

# Add to cooked and drained pasta in large pot: peas, poultry, mushrooms, and sauce. Stir. Optional: mix in any extra cheese here.
# Pour into ungreased 2-quart casserole. Sprinkle top with cheese and breadcrumbs. Optional: drizzle sherry evenly.
# Bake uncovered 30-40 minutes or until bubbly and slightly brown.
# I like to switch the oven to broil and put the casserole under it for a couple minutes to maxi-crisp the top, but watch it like a HAWK as it's wicked easy to burn.

===Comments===
This is a favorite family recipe from as far back as I can remember, the fondness of which is not softened by the recent revelation it was ripped off from one of those classic cookbooks, either Betty Crocker or Better Homes, not sure which. I've done some research and discovered possible variants and tweaks, but I so love it as is, part of me doesn't even want to try changing it, even if it is an inconceivable improvement.--[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 18:14, 27 December 2011 (EST)

==TEMPLATE [WW: x points]==
(XXX x/xx/xx)

Servings: xx

Xxx.

===Ingredients===

* xxx
* xxx
*

===Instructions===

# xxx.
# xxx.
#

===Comments===
xxx.--[[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]] 15:19, 25 January 2011 (EST)

Talk:TheHub2MannyAtNorthTowerCollege

2012-01-24T17:02:45Z

Zahnnie:

<incoherent rage> - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 22:29, 23 January 2012 (EST)

I so wish I could have been there for this madness! -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 12:02, 24 January 2012 (EST)

Talk:Vitra's Diary

2012-01-23T21:23:02Z

Zahnnie:

"Lucia '''and Manny''' are very smart" O_O She don't know me very well, do she?--[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 15:59, 23 January 2012 (EST)

She thinks nice things of people! -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 16:23, 23 January 2012 (EST)

Public info on characters

2012-01-23T21:22:30Z

Zahnnie: /* Vitra */

This is an area for sharing public, or at least party-public, info on characters.

==Ember==
[[Hub2 Ember|Ember]] is an Unseelie faerie. Obviously so. Black skin, black wings, white hair, crimson eyes. Tricksy and sneaky, but learning to be good. If you manage to talk to her, you'll find she is nice enough, and that she is looking for someone. She seems just a little bit scattered, like she is distracted or her mind is off in another place. "Sorry, drifting," she'll say. It's the only time her age will show in her face. In a flash, she'll look young again. "I know she came through here at some point, but I don't know when. It could have been years and years ago, I suppose. Thanks for your time."

==Vitra==
[[File:Sylph by fernosaur-d496v3g.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Ditzity ditz! It's a sylph!]] [[Hub2_Vitra|Vitra]] is, at first glance, a slender elven woman- frail build, pointed ears, and all. White skin, white hair, pale blue eyes. But then you notice that her skin is faintly traced with grey-blue patterns all over; and that there always seems to be a slight breeze about her. And then she gets stressed or angry, and the wind builds up, knocking things off shelves... Vitra is a [http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/sylph sylph], with a djinn or similar way back in her family tree. She wanders about stargazing and mapmaking and generally being a bit strange, though nice. Scattered and a bit otherwordly.

[[Vitra%27s_Diary|Vitra's Diary]]

==Asterra==
[[Hub2_Asterra|Asterra]] is the daughter of Asterix (the miniature storm giant paladin of Pussich) and Tara (the unicorn girl the Hub party rescued from the Mind Flayers). She is a 12' 7" woman with purple skin, the head of a unicorn, and a pink hair. Having lived with Asterix, Tara, and her siblings for most of her life she is still rather naive and gentle despite having been trained in the ways of combat by her father. She always wants to help others and has decided to set off in search of adventure like in the tales of her father's adventures many years ago.

==Mara==
Mara is a frail elf of pale skin and very long white hair, her green eyes burn with some hidden luminescence. A deep blue robe and a silver medallion proclaim her devotion to Nox. There is a conspicuous absence of even the smallest dagger on her person. She grumbles as she passes healing wisps of darkness over the wounded. "C'mere you great lump, what was that block, think you'd never held a sword..." Scowling, she absently moves on.

==Manny==
[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AjDWHLqcWBaPdFV3WWt6MWJRTUM0OEFlckJ1eXB1ZGc
Character Sheet is available on Google Docs.]

[[File:EmmanuelHolysmith.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Throw the horns!]]

Emmanuel Holysmith is a Vampire Hunter from a long line of vampire hunters. The Holysmith family has fought against a powerful Vampire Lord for millennia. The family weapon, the Whaxe is passed down to the chosen member of the family.

Despite all of this, Manny is laid back. He plays the lute, gets the ladies, and spends his time going around the world, righting whatever wrongs he can. Slaying the Vampire King doesn't seem overly urgent to him; "I'll get him eventually, that's what the story says."

===Stories in the Hub===
* [[TheHub2MannyLikesTheBrokenSwords|The Broken Swords is awesome]]
* [[TheHub2MannyAtNorthTowerCollege|North Tower's Mage School is awesome]]

===Stories outside the Hub===
* [[TheHub2MannyEstel1|Tale the first: Vampire Mansions are awesome]]

Public info on characters

2012-01-23T20:28:10Z

Zahnnie:

This is an area for sharing public, or at least party-public, info on characters.

==Ember==
[[Hub2 Ember|Ember]] is an Unseelie faerie. Obviously so. Black skin, black wings, white hair, crimson eyes. Tricksy and sneaky, but learning to be good. If you manage to talk to her, you'll find she is nice enough, and that she is looking for someone. She seems just a little bit scattered, like she is distracted or her mind is off in another place. "Sorry, drifting," she'll say. It's the only time her age will show in her face. In a flash, she'll look young again. "I know she came through here at some point, but I don't know when. It could have been years and years ago, I suppose. Thanks for your time."

==Vitra==
[[File:Sylph by fernosaur-d496v3g.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Ditzity ditz! It's a sylph!]] [[Hub2_Vitra|Vitra]] is, at first glance, a slender elven woman- frail build, pointed ears, and all. White skin, white hair, pale blue eyes. But then you notice that her skin is faintly traced with grey-blue patterns all over; and that there always seems to be a slight breeze about her. And then she gets stressed or angry, and the wind builds up, knocking things off shelves... Vitra is a [http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/sylph sylph], with a djinn or similar way back in her family tree. She wanders about stargazing and mapmaking and generally being a bit strange, though nice. Scattered and a bit otherwordly.

==Asterra==
[[Hub2_Asterra|Asterra]] is the daughter of Asterix (the miniature storm giant paladin of Pussich) and Tara (the unicorn girl the Hub party rescued from the Mind Flayers). She is a 12' 7" woman with purple skin, the head of a unicorn, and a pink hair. Having lived with Asterix, Tara, and her siblings for most of her life she is still rather naive and gentle despite having been trained in the ways of combat by her father. She always wants to help others and has decided to set off in search of adventure like in the tales of her father's adventures many years ago.

==Mara==
Mara is a frail elf of pale skin and very long white hair, her green eyes burn with some hidden luminescence. A deep blue robe and a silver medallion proclaim her devotion to Nox. There is a conspicuous absence of even the smallest dagger on her person. She grumbles as she passes healing wisps of darkness over the wounded. "C'mere you great lump, what was that block, think you'd never held a sword..." Scowling, she absently moves on.

==Manny==
[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AjDWHLqcWBaPdFV3WWt6MWJRTUM0OEFlckJ1eXB1ZGc
Character Sheet is available on Google Docs.]

[[File:EmmanuelHolysmith.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Throw the horns!]]

Emmanuel Holysmith is a Vampire Hunter from a long line of vampire hunters. The Holysmith family has fought against a powerful Vampire Lord for millennia. The family weapon, the Whaxe is passed down to the chosen member of the family.

Despite all of this, Manny is laid back. He plays the lute, gets the ladies, and spends his time going around the world, righting whatever wrongs he can. Slaying the Vampire King doesn't seem overly urgent to him; "I'll get him eventually, that's what the story says."

===Stories in the Hub===
* [[TheHub2MannyLikesTheBrokenSwords|The Broken Swords is awesome]]

===Stories outside the Hub===
* [[TheHub2MannyEstel1|Tale the first: Vampire Mansions are awesome]]

File:Sylph by fernosaur-d496v3g.jpg

2012-01-23T20:26:19Z

Zahnnie: Sylph by Fernosaur (http://fernosaur.deviantart.com/art/Sylph-257301484), created for Pathfinder.

Sylph by Fernosaur (http://fernosaur.deviantart.com/art/Sylph-257301484), created for Pathfinder.

Hub 2 Quotes

2012-01-23T16:37:50Z

Zahnnie:

{|
! Character !! Player
|-
| God || Morrigu
|-
| Asterra || Nybble
|-
| Ember || Ratri
|-
| Lucia || Hernz
|-
| Maggie || Aurora
|-
| Manny || Chadius
|-
| Mara || Loken
|-
| Vitra || Zahnnie
|}

* "I don't know if we even have fae cuisine this far out." - Ember. "It's faux fae?" - Asterra. "Let's go to the fae buffet." - Ember.
* "Three channels later, you're fully healed." - Loken. "It's like channel surfing." - Ratri.
* "He pulled out his sword." - Vitra. "Eek!" - Loken. "No, literal sword." - Maggie.
* "Yup, she is charmed." - Asterix. Asterix pulls out his sword. "AUUUUGHH!!! NO DON'T HURT ME, I AM A GOOD GIRL, I DO GOOD THINGS MOST OF THE TIME EXCEPT SOMETIMES, WAHHHHHH!" - Vitra as she is dogpiled by a family of stormicorns.

Vitra's Diary

2012-01-23T16:36:03Z

Zahnnie: Created page with "== 12/21/2012 Run == Dear Diary, I have never written in a diary before, I hope you do not get mad if I forget to do so every day. Life is so big and interesting and distracting…"

== 12/21/2012 Run ==
Dear Diary,

I have never written in a diary before, I hope you do not get mad if I forget to do so every day. Life is so big and interesting and distracting! The other day we were attacked by dire lions, I distracted them with my pretty colors and it was neat! I wonder if we could convince the party to travel by night some of the time?

My friends and I are having such an adventure! We have been investigating some conflicts between temples, stealing idols and things- it looks like priests of one temple are trying to gain some of the power of their rivals. Very interesting stuff! Lucia and Manny are very smart and are putting those pieces together I think.

My friend Marra has been having some trouble lately. She is a cleric of Nox, but I guess sometimes she accidentally prays to Ramver too. Or at least she did the other day! It was so awful, I tried to stop her, but this pillar of light came down and burned her right up! Thankfully she somehow survived it...? It was extremely distressing, I @___@^____%%(%)____!!

Okay calmed down. So when I prayed next I sent up a little note to both of them asking them to please play nice with my friend. Since you know, Nox, Ramver, it's all the heavens to me, I like them both! (I wonder why that doesn't count as heresy or sacrilege? I guess since I'm not a priestess.)

Speaking of priests of Nox, I met the most dreamiest guy ever in Scryfe. His name is Rand and he is the most amazing and considerate and skillful lover ever, so wonderful that I even broke my rule and saw him twice! I hope he did not think that was too strange. But it was not even a little bit boring, so maybe I have been wrong all along!

Another thing I was wrong about: it turns out I was in fact charmed by a vampire. We were having dinner at Asterra's family's house and her dad did some magic on me and then PULLED OUT HIS SWORD, I was so scared! I tried to run away but her family was everywhere, they sat on me and I screamed and cried but to my surprise he did not stab me, instead he did some magic on me and managed to dispel the charm. It took him four tries!! Asterra's mom made me some tea and then it was all better. Plus seeing Rand again that night.

Okay, now we are off to the Capital for an adventure trying to track down who is behind all these temple fights and thefts. Gotta go bye!
-V

The Hub 2

2012-01-23T16:19:17Z

Zahnnie: /* Welcome to The Hub 2.0 */ adding vitra notes

= Welcome to The Hub 2.0 =

This run will be in the Pathfinder system. I've already started working on the system, so if you want to get started, here are some [[rules for character creation]].

This is the run to follow up my 2000-2011 run, and will happen in more or less the same world, about 100 years after the events at the end of the original game.

More to come as I come up with it.

* [[Public info on characters]] (Please add the info you want to share in here)

* [[ChadiusHub2CharacterIdeas|Chadius's Hub 2 candidates]]

* [[World notes and house rules]]

* [[Asterra's Letters]]

* [[Vitra's Diary]]

* [[Hub 2 Quotes]]

Zahnnie's Wish List

2011-09-30T18:25:51Z

Zahnnie:

Birthday: 11/4.

== Things I Want ==
* Burr grinder for coffee
* Nice [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/direction-17-oz.-pilsner-glass/s569143 beer] [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/bruges-16-oz.-beer-glass/s648313 glasses]
* iPhone-friendly speaker dock. For the kitchen. So small is good (or wall mountable)
* Business card holder, a pretty one
* New [http://www.target.com/Hamper-with-Liner-Pewter-Natural/dp/B000CNJX26/sr=1-18/qid=1231954019/ref=sr_1_18/175-8573003-4738134?ie=UTF8&pricerange=&index=target&field-browse=3665671&rh=k%3Ahamper%2Cn%3A13814341&page=2 laundry hamper]. It needs to have a small footprint because I don't have a lot of space... but I do also wish I had a sorting one (lights/darks). I dunno, I'll keep my eye open. (The linked one is pretty.)
* A messenger bag of extreme loveliness
* T-shirt that lets me [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-POSE&Category_Code=MSPA Pose as a Team, 'cause shit just got real]! (Ladies L)
* This [http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.11511287 OOTS shirt] of awesome. In black or blue works.
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-AXE&Category_Code=HIJI And my axe!] shirt
* Curtains for dining nook, dark blue (I have the stiff stuff to fix em)
* Luxurious [http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=14779434&RN=864 bath caddy] so I can truly be opulent in the tub. Seriously, reading and drinking wine in the bathtub is one of my favorite things to do.
* A wine fridge of some sort. The cheapest I've found are $150/6 bottle at BloodBath, and 6 is really just not enough.
** Target has some [http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=1VQ4GJ98DPRPJNNYJEA7&pf_rd_p=427160401&pf_rd_i=B000M9SQCS&node=304466011&pf_rd_s=left-3&pf_rd_m=A1VC38T7YXB528&pf_rd_t=201 cheaper options] but many are ugly and/or sketchy. It would have to have an easily adjustable temperature with display and racks shaped specifically for bottles (scallopy).
* ZipCar gift certificates for zipping about.

== Books ==
* Dresden Files RPG books One and Two

== Video Games ==
* Fallout 3 GOTY

== Kitchen Stuffs ==
* I HAVE A STAND MIXER!!!
** Sausage stuffer attachments
** The big pasta attachment, and ravioli attachment
* Pasta cutting/crimping wheel
* [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=746&f=11627&q=molcajete&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1 Molcajete] for guacamole delight

== LARP/Faire Stuff ==
* More stuff from [http://www.moresca.com/ Moresca]!
** I got and am in love with the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=306 Khadija]! I also got the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=314 blouse] and [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=325 cuffs] and belt that go with it, as well as a [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=68 skirt]. The blouse is Icon Olive, the skirt Icon Oxblood.
** Next: I want [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=135 Sufi pants] in Icon Aubergine for more options! Then I want everything in Olive and Oxblood...
** Could use a good utility [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=115 Max] or to-die-for [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=69 Max 2].
** And I really like their Mega Medieval this year. Heck I basically want everything. Let's make a shopping trip next open house!
* Bellydancing [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/001-spn-mir.shtml skirt] in colors to match...
* [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/007-mir-tass.shtml Tassel belt] of joy
* Oooh, like every freakin' dress, crown, belt, and pair of shoes from [http://armstreet.com/home.html ArmStreet] (Nick, you'll like this site)

== Educationz ==
* Cooking classes at Capone Food

== Drag Glam ==
Our current [[Kim_'n_Steph's_Drag_Kit|drag kit]], and wishes:
* Awesome [http://www.amazon.com/Shany-Eyeshadow-Palette-Bright-Collection/dp/B0026J10CU/ref=pd_sbs_bt_1 rainbow palette]
* More wigs from the place across the street in Union
* Sephora and Mac gift cards :) there's just so much!

Hub2 Vitra

2011-02-01T00:35:37Z

Zahnnie:

=Vitra=

A sylph oracle of the heavens. White hair, white skin, blue eyes. Always wandering and dreaming.

*HP: 12
*Speed: 30
*Init: +2
*Resist electricity 5
*Languages: Common, Auran, Aquan, Ignan, Elven
*Darkvision 60

==Stats==
{| border=1 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1
|- align="left"
! Race
| Sylph
! Sex
| Female
! Height
| 5' 4"
|- align="left"
! Class
| Oracle
! Hair
| white
! Weight
| 90 lb
|- align="left"
! Alignment
| Chaotic Good
! Eyes
| blue
! Age
| 23
|- align="left"
! Level
| 2
! Exp
| 2,000
! Next
| 5,000
|}

{| border=1 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1
|- align="left"
! Strength
| 14
! Mod
| +2
|- align="left"
! Dexterity
| 14
! Mod
| +2
|- align="left"
! Constitution
| 10
! Mod
| +0
|- align="left"
! Intelligence
| 17
! Mod
| +3
|- align="left"
! Wisdom
| 12
! Mod
| +1
|- align="left"
! Charisma
| 18
! Mod
| +4
|}

{| border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1
! Save !! Total !! Base !! Ability !! Magic !! Misc !! Temp !! Modifiers
|-
| Fortitude (CON) || 0 || 0 || 0
|-
| Reflex (DEX) || 2 || 0 || 2
|-
| Will (WIS) || 4 || 3 || 1 || || || || 2 (v. tell truth)
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2
|- align="left"
! AC
! colspan="7" | 16
|-
| Base || Armor || Shield || Dex || Size || Natural || Deflection || Misc
|-
| 10 || 4* || || 2
|-
! Touch !! 12 !! Flat-Footed !! 14
|}
(*When using ''Coat of Many Stars'' revelation.)

{| border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1
! Weapon !! Attack Bonus !! Critical !! Type !! Range !! Ammo !! Damage !! Other
|-
| Light Crossbow || +3 || 19-20x2 || P || 80 || 50 bolts || 1d8
|-
| Spear || +3 || x3 || P || 20 || || 1d8+3 +1* || brace
|}
(*When sharpened for 15 minutes with whetstone, first hit only.)

{| border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2
|- align="left"
! colspan="3" | Base Attack Bonus
! colspan="3" | +1
|-
! CMB !! BAB !! STR !! Size
|-
| 3 || 1 || 2 ||
|-
! CMD !! BAB !! STR !! DEX !! Size !!
|-
| 15 || 1 || 2 || 2 || || 10
|}

{| border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1
! Skill !! Total !! Ability !! Mod !! Ranks !! Class Bonus !! Misc
|-
| Bluff || 9 || CHA || 4 || || || 5 (deceive)
|-
| Craft (cartography) || 8 || INT || 3 || 2 || 3
|-
| Diplomacy || 8 || CHA || 4 || 1 || 3
|-
| Fly || 6 || DEX || 2 || 1 || 3
|-
| Heal || 5 || WIS || 1 || 1 || 3
|-
| Knowledge (Arcana) || 8 || INT || 3 || 2 || 3
|-
| Knowledge (Dungeoneering) || 4 || INT || 3 || || || 1 (racial)
|-
| Knowledge (Geography) || 9 || INT || 3 || 2 || 3 || 1 (racial)
|-
| Knowledge (History) || 1 || INT || 3 || 1 || 3
|-
| Knowledge (Planes) || 7 || INT || 3 || 1 || 3
|-
| Knowledge (Religion) || 7 || INT || 3 || 1 || 3
|-
| Perception || 5 || WIS || 1 || 1 || 3
|-
| Sense Motive || 5 || WIS || 1 || 1 || 3
|-
| Spellcraft || 7 || INT || 3 || 1 || 3
|-
| Survival || 9 || WIS || 1 || 1 || 3 || 4 (vs. lost)
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2
|-
! Items !! Weight
|-
| Beguiling bangles (glass and silver)* || -
|-
| Light Crossbow || 4
|-
| Bolts x 50 || 5
|-
| Spear || 6
|-
| Explorer's outfit || 8
|-
| Waterskin || 4
|-
! Backpack !! 2
|-
| Bedroll || 5
|-
| Winter blanket || 3
|-
| Silk Rope || 5
|-
| Grappling hook || 4
|-
! Belt Pouch !! .5
|-
| Sewing needle x2 || -
|-
| Fishhook x4 || -
|-
| Small steel mirror || .5
|-
| Flint & steel || -
|-
| Compass || .5
|-
| Whetsone || 1
|-
| Oil of ''magic weapon'' || -
|-
| Potion of ''sanctuary'' || -
|-
! Waterproof bag !! .5
|-
| Map case x2 || 1
|-
| Parchment x5 || -
|-
| Ink & pen || -
|-
| Mapmaker's kit || 2
|-
! Total weight !! 52
|}
(*Beguiling bangles grant immunity to detect lies, bonus to bluff (deceive), +2 to will (vs. tell truth)

{| border=1 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1
|- align="left"
! Light Load
| 58
! Lift Over Head
| 175
|- align="left"
! Medium Load
| 116
! Lift Off Ground
| 350
|- align="left"
! Heavy Load
| 175
! Drag or Push
| 875
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2
|-
! colspan=3 | Money
|-
! Platinum
| 0 || PP
|-
! Gold
| 3 || GP
|-
! Silver
| 3 || SP
|-
! Copper
| 8 || CP
|}

==Feats/Traits==
* Scholar of Ruins (Knowledge geography, in class; Knowledge dungeoneering)
* Extra Revelation

==Special Abilities==
*Featherfall 1/day, caster level = hit dice (racial)
*Curse of Tongues: when stressed, may only speak and understand Auran
*Lure of the Heavens: leaves no tracks
*Coat of Many Stars: summon a shimmering coat, +4 armor, 1 hr / lvl in 1 hr segments

==Spells==
{| border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1
! Level !! Known !! Save DC !! Per Day
|-
| 0 || 5 || 14 || -
|-
| 1 || 2 || 15 || 5
|}

===0 (Orisons)===
*Stabilize
*Guidance
*Resistance
*Detect Magic
*Read Magic

===1st===
*Obscuring Mist
*Summon Monster I
*Cure Light Wounds
*Color Spray

Talk:The Hub 2

2011-01-31T05:54:42Z

Zahnnie: Created page with "Will we be using slow, medium, or fast [http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/character-advancement character advancement]? -~~~~"

Will we be using slow, medium, or fast [http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/character-advancement character advancement]? -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 00:54, 31 January 2011 (EST)

Hub2 Vitra

2011-01-31T05:53:41Z

Zahnnie: Created page with "=Vitra= A sylph oracle of the heavens. White hair, white skin, blue eyes. Always wandering and dreaming. *HP: 12 *Speed: 30 *Init: +2 *Resist electricity 5 *Languages: Common, …"

=Vitra=

A sylph oracle of the heavens. White hair, white skin, blue eyes. Always wandering and dreaming.

*HP: 12
*Speed: 30
*Init: +2
*Resist electricity 5
*Languages: Common, Auran, Aquan, Ignan, Elven
*Darkvision 60

==Stats==
{| border=1 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1
|- align="left"
! Race
| Sylph
! Sex
| Female
! Height
| 5' 4"
|- align="left"
! Class
| Oracle
! Hair
| white
! Weight
| 90 lb
|- align="left"
! Alignment
| Chaotic Good
! Eyes
| blue
! Age
| 23
|- align="left"
! Level
| 2
! Exp
| ?
! Next
| ?
|}

{| border=1 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1
|- align="left"
! Strength
| 14
! Mod
| +2
|- align="left"
! Dexterity
| 14
! Mod
| +2
|- align="left"
! Constitution
| 10
! Mod
| +0
|- align="left"
! Intelligence
| 17
! Mod
| +3
|- align="left"
! Wisdom
| 12
! Mod
| +1
|- align="left"
! Charisma
| 18
! Mod
| +4
|}

{| border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1
! Save !! Total !! Base !! Ability !! Magic !! Misc !! Temp !! Modifiers
|-
| Fortitude (CON) || 0 || 0 || 0
|-
| Reflex (DEX) || 2 || 0 || 2
|-
| Will (WIS) || 4 || 3 || 1 || || || || 2 (v. tell truth)
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2
|- align="left"
! AC
! colspan="7" | 16
|-
| Base || Armor || Shield || Dex || Size || Natural || Deflection || Misc
|-
| 10 || 4* || || 2
|-
! Touch !! 12 !! Flat-Footed !! 14
|}
(*When using ''Coat of Many Stars'' revelation.)

{| border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1
! Weapon !! Attack Bonus !! Critical !! Type !! Range !! Ammo !! Damage !! Other
|-
| Light Crossbow || +3 || 19-20x2 || P || 80 || 50 bolts || 1d8
|-
| Spear || +3 || x3 || P || 20 || || 1d8+3 +1* || brace
|}
(*When sharpened for 15 minutes with whetstone, first hit only.)

{| border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2
|- align="left"
! colspan="3" | Base Attack Bonus
! colspan="3" | +1
|-
! CMB !! BAB !! STR !! Size
|-
| 3 || 1 || 2 ||
|-
! CMD !! BAB !! STR !! DEX !! Size !!
|-
| 15 || 1 || 2 || 2 || || 10
|}

{| border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1
! Skill !! Total !! Ability !! Mod !! Ranks !! Class Bonus !! Misc
|-
| Bluff || 9 || CHA || 4 || || || 5 (deceive)
|-
| Craft (cartography) || 8 || INT || 3 || 2 || 3
|-
| Diplomacy || 8 || CHA || 4 || 1 || 3
|-
| Fly || 6 || DEX || 2 || 1 || 3
|-
| Heal || 5 || WIS || 1 || 1 || 3
|-
| Knowledge (Arcana) || 8 || INT || 3 || 2 || 3
|-
| Knowledge (Dungeoneering) || 4 || INT || 3 || || || 1 (racial)
|-
| Knowledge (Geography) || 9 || INT || 3 || 2 || 3 || 1 (racial)
|-
| Knowledge (History) || 1 || INT || 3 || 1 || 3
|-
| Knowledge (Planes) || 7 || INT || 3 || 1 || 3
|-
| Knowledge (Religion) || 7 || INT || 3 || 1 || 3
|-
| Perception || 5 || WIS || 1 || 1 || 3
|-
| Sense Motive || 5 || WIS || 1 || 1 || 3
|-
| Spellcraft || 7 || INT || 3 || 1 || 3
|-
| Survival || 9 || WIS || 1 || 1 || 3 || 4 (vs. lost)
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2
|-
! Items !! Weight
|-
| Beguiling bangles (glass and silver)* || -
|-
| Light Crossbow || 4
|-
| Bolts x 50 || 5
|-
| Spear || 6
|-
| Explorer's outfit || 8
|-
| Waterskin || 4
|-
! Backpack !! 2
|-
| Bedroll || 5
|-
| Winter blanket || 3
|-
| Silk Rope || 5
|-
| Grappling hook || 4
|-
! Belt Pouch !! .5
|-
| Sewing needle x2 || -
|-
| Fishhook x4 || -
|-
| Small steel mirror || .5
|-
| Flint & steel || -
|-
| Compass || .5
|-
| Whetsone || 1
|-
| Oil of ''magic weapon'' || -
|-
| Potion of ''sanctuary'' || -
|-
! Waterproof bag !! .5
|-
| Map case x2 || 1
|-
| Parchment x5 || -
|-
| Ink & pen || -
|-
| Mapmaker's kit || 2
|-
! Total weight !! 52
|}
(*Beguiling bangles grant immunity to detect lies, bonus to bluff (deceive), +2 to will (vs. tell truth)

{| border=1 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1
|- align="left"
! Light Load
| 58
! Lift Over Head
| 175
|- align="left"
! Medium Load
| 116
! Lift Off Ground
| 350
|- align="left"
! Heavy Load
| 175
! Drag or Push
| 875
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2
|-
! colspan=3 | Money
|-
! Platinum
| 0 || PP
|-
! Gold
| 3 || GP
|-
! Silver
| 3 || SP
|-
! Copper
| 8 || CP
|}

==Feats/Traits==
* Scholar of Ruins (Knowledge geography, in class; Knowledge dungeoneering)
* Extra Revelation

==Special Abilities==
*Featherfall 1/day, caster level = hit dice (racial)
*Curse of Tongues: when stressed, may only speak and understand Auran
*Lure of the Heavens: leaves no tracks
*Coat of Many Stars: summon a shimmering coat, +4 armor, 1 hr / lvl in 1 hr segments

==Spells==
{| border=1 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=1
! Level !! Known !! Save DC !! Per Day
|-
| 0 || 5 || 14 || -
|-
| 1 || 2 || 15 || 5
|}

===0 (Orisons)===
*Stabilize
*Guidance
*Resistance
*Detect Magic
*Read Magic

===1st===
*Obscuring Mist
*Summon Monster I
*Cure Light Wounds
*Color Spray

Public info on characters

2011-01-31T04:56:59Z

Zahnnie: Adding Vitra

This is an area for sharing public, or at least party-public, info on characters.

==Ember==
Ember is an Unseelie faerie. Obviously so. Black skin, black wings, white hair, crimson eyes. Tricksy and sneaky, but learning to be good. If you manage to talk to her, you'll find she is nice enough, and that she is looking for someone. She seems just a little bit scattered, like she is distracted or her mind is off in another place. "Sorry, drifting," she'll say. It's the only time her age will show in her face. In a flash, she'll look young again. "I know she came through here at some point, but I don't know when. It could have been years and years ago, I suppose. Thanks for your time."

==Vitra==
[[Hub2_Vitra|Vitra]] is, at first glance, a slender elven woman- frail build, pointed ears, and all. White skin, white hair, pale blue eyes. But then you notice that her skin is faintly traced with grey-blue patterns all over; and that there always seems to be a slight breeze about her. And then she gets stressed or angry, and the wind builds up, knocking things off shelves... Vitra is a [http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/sylph sylph], with a djinn or similar way back in her family tree. She wanders about stargazing and mapmaking and generally being a bit strange, though nice. Scattered and a bit otherwordly.

Kim 'n Steph's Drag Kit

2011-01-11T19:53:17Z

Zahnnie:

This page will contain a list of our combined kit of awesome.

==Things That We Currently Own==
{|class="wikitable sortable" border = "1"
|+Sortable table
|-
! Item !! Description !! Type !! Owner !! Qty !! Location
|-
|MAC Prep & Prime Lip Primer||Base coat for lips||Makeup, Lips||Kim||1||Personal Stash||
|-
|"Italian Girl"||Shoulder-blade length wig. Curly dark brown. Lace-front||Wig, Lace-front||Kim||1||You Betta Make It Workshop||
|-
|MAC Lipglass Russian Red||Shiny vinyl red gloss||Makeup, Lips||Kim||1||Personal Stash||
|-
|Blonde Bob||Chin-length bob wig. Platinum blonde. Bangs||Wig||Steph||1||Costume Kit||
|-
|Clinique Ice Queen||2-color eyeshadow powder set. Iridescent white & dark periwinkle blue||Makeup, Eyes||Kim||1||Personal Stash||
|}

==Dresses==

==Links==
* [http://www.mehron.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/colorpalette.html Mehron's Color Palette]

Kim 'n Steph's Drag Kit

2011-01-11T19:38:40Z

Zahnnie:

This page will contain a list of our combined kit of awesome.

==Makeup==

==Wigs==
* Italian Girl Curl- long dark brown small curls, very big, very delightful. (Kim)
* Blonde Bob- super silky, chin length. (Steph)

==Dresses==

==Links==
* [http://www.mehron.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/colorpalette.html Mehron's Color Palette]

Kim 'n Steph's Drag Kit

2011-01-11T19:30:36Z

Zahnnie:

This page will contain a list of our combined kit of awesome.

==Links==
[http://www.mehron.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/colorpalette.html Mehron's Color Palette]

Kim 'n Steph's Drag Kit

2011-01-11T19:28:53Z

Zahnnie: Created page with "This page will contain a list of our combined kit of awesome."

This page will contain a list of our combined kit of awesome.

Zahnnie's Wish List

2011-01-11T19:28:30Z

Zahnnie:

Birthday: 11/4.

== Things I Want ==
* Burr grinder for coffee
* Another box like the one I'm keeping my BPAL in, for more BPAL
* Cast iron frying pan
* Nice [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/direction-17-oz.-pilsner-glass/s569143 beer] [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/bruges-16-oz.-beer-glass/s648313 glasses]
* iPhone-friendly speaker dock. For the kitchen. So small is good (or wall mountable)
* Business card holder, a pretty one
* New [http://www.target.com/Hamper-with-Liner-Pewter-Natural/dp/B000CNJX26/sr=1-18/qid=1231954019/ref=sr_1_18/175-8573003-4738134?ie=UTF8&pricerange=&index=target&field-browse=3665671&rh=k%3Ahamper%2Cn%3A13814341&page=2 laundry hamper]. It needs to have a small footprint because I don't have a lot of space... but I do also wish I had a sorting one (lights/darks). I dunno, I'll keep my eye open. (The linked one is pretty.)
* A messenger bag of extreme loveliness
* T-shirt that lets me [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-POSE&Category_Code=MSPA Pose as a Team, 'cause shit just got real]! (Ladies L)
* This [http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.11511287 OOTS shirt] of awesome. In black or blue works.
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-AXE&Category_Code=HIJI And my axe!] shirt
* Curtains for dining nook, dark blue (I have the stiff stuff to fix em)
* Luxurious [http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=14779434&RN=864 bath caddy] so I can truly be opulent in the tub. Seriously, reading and drinking wine in the bathtub is one of my favorite things to do.
* A wine fridge of some sort. The cheapest I've found are $150/6 bottle at BloodBath, and 6 is really just not enough.
** Target has some [http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=1VQ4GJ98DPRPJNNYJEA7&pf_rd_p=427160401&pf_rd_i=B000M9SQCS&node=304466011&pf_rd_s=left-3&pf_rd_m=A1VC38T7YXB528&pf_rd_t=201 cheaper options] but many are ugly and/or sketchy. It would have to have an easily adjustable temperature with display and racks shaped specifically for bottles (scallopy).
* ZipCar gift certificates for zipping about.

== Books ==
* Dresden Files RPG books One and Two

== Video Games ==
* Fallout 3 GOTY

== Kitchen Stuffs ==
* I HAVE A STAND MIXER!!!
** Sausage stuffer attachments
** The big pasta attachment, and ravioli attachment
* Pasta cutting/crimping wheel
* [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=746&f=11627&q=molcajete&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1 Molcajete] for guacamole delight

== LARP/Faire Stuff ==
* More stuff from [http://www.moresca.com/ Moresca]!
** I got and am in love with the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=306 Khadija]! I also got the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=314 blouse] and [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=325 cuffs] and belt that go with it, as well as a [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=68 skirt]. The blouse is Icon Olive, the skirt Icon Oxblood.
** Next: I want [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=135 Sufi pants] in Icon Aubergine for more options! Then I want everything in Olive and Oxblood...
** Could use a good utility [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=115 Max] or to-die-for [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=69 Max 2].
** And I really like their Mega Medieval this year. Heck I basically want everything. Let's make a shopping trip next open house!
* Bellydancing [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/001-spn-mir.shtml skirt] in colors to match...
* [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/007-mir-tass.shtml Tassel belt] of joy
* Oooh, like every freakin' dress, crown, belt, and pair of shoes from [http://armstreet.com/home.html ArmStreet] (Nick, you'll like this site)

== Educationz ==
* Cooking classes at Capone Food

== Drag Glam ==
Our current [[Kim_'n_Steph's_Drag_Kit|drag kit]], and wishes:
* Second [http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/177-9410524-2401427?asin=B000AU1CMK&AFID=Froogle_df&LNM=|B000AU1CMK&CPNG=&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=B000AU1CMK&ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001 makeup tote] from Target
* Awesome [http://www.amazon.com/Shany-Eyeshadow-Palette-Bright-Collection/dp/B0026J10CU/ref=pd_sbs_bt_1 rainbow palette]
* More wigs from the place across the street in Union
* Sephora and Mac gift cards :) there's just so much!

Zahnnie's Wish List

2011-01-11T19:11:00Z

Zahnnie: /* Drag Glam */

Birthday: 11/4.

== Things I Want ==
* Burr grinder for coffee
* Another box like the one I'm keeping my BPAL in, for more BPAL
* Cast iron frying pan
* Nice [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/direction-17-oz.-pilsner-glass/s569143 beer] [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/bruges-16-oz.-beer-glass/s648313 glasses]
* iPhone-friendly speaker dock. For the kitchen. So small is good (or wall mountable)
* Business card holder, a pretty one
* New [http://www.target.com/Hamper-with-Liner-Pewter-Natural/dp/B000CNJX26/sr=1-18/qid=1231954019/ref=sr_1_18/175-8573003-4738134?ie=UTF8&pricerange=&index=target&field-browse=3665671&rh=k%3Ahamper%2Cn%3A13814341&page=2 laundry hamper]. It needs to have a small footprint because I don't have a lot of space... but I do also wish I had a sorting one (lights/darks). I dunno, I'll keep my eye open. (The linked one is pretty.)
* A messenger bag of extreme loveliness
* T-shirt that lets me [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-POSE&Category_Code=MSPA Pose as a Team, 'cause shit just got real]! (Ladies L)
* This [http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.11511287 OOTS shirt] of awesome. In black or blue works.
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-AXE&Category_Code=HIJI And my axe!] shirt
* Curtains for dining nook, dark blue (I have the stiff stuff to fix em)
* Luxurious [http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=14779434&RN=864 bath caddy] so I can truly be opulent in the tub. Seriously, reading and drinking wine in the bathtub is one of my favorite things to do.
* A wine fridge of some sort. The cheapest I've found are $150/6 bottle at BloodBath, and 6 is really just not enough.
** Target has some [http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=1VQ4GJ98DPRPJNNYJEA7&pf_rd_p=427160401&pf_rd_i=B000M9SQCS&node=304466011&pf_rd_s=left-3&pf_rd_m=A1VC38T7YXB528&pf_rd_t=201 cheaper options] but many are ugly and/or sketchy. It would have to have an easily adjustable temperature with display and racks shaped specifically for bottles (scallopy).
* ZipCar gift certificates for zipping about.

== Books ==
* Dresden Files RPG books One and Two

== Video Games ==
* Fallout 3 GOTY

== Kitchen Stuffs ==
* I HAVE A STAND MIXER!!!
** Sausage stuffer attachments
** The big pasta attachment, and ravioli attachment
* Pasta cutting/crimping wheel
* [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=746&f=11627&q=molcajete&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1 Molcajete] for guacamole delight

== LARP/Faire Stuff ==
* More stuff from [http://www.moresca.com/ Moresca]!
** I got and am in love with the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=306 Khadija]! I also got the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=314 blouse] and [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=325 cuffs] and belt that go with it, as well as a [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=68 skirt]. The blouse is Icon Olive, the skirt Icon Oxblood.
** Next: I want [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=135 Sufi pants] in Icon Aubergine for more options! Then I want everything in Olive and Oxblood...
** Could use a good utility [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=115 Max] or to-die-for [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=69 Max 2].
** And I really like their Mega Medieval this year. Heck I basically want everything. Let's make a shopping trip next open house!
* Bellydancing [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/001-spn-mir.shtml skirt] in colors to match...
* [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/007-mir-tass.shtml Tassel belt] of joy
* Oooh, like every freakin' dress, crown, belt, and pair of shoes from [http://armstreet.com/home.html ArmStreet] (Nick, you'll like this site)

== Educationz ==
* Cooking classes at Capone Food

== Drag Glam ==
* Second [http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/177-9410524-2401427?asin=B000AU1CMK&AFID=Froogle_df&LNM=|B000AU1CMK&CPNG=&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=B000AU1CMK&ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001 makeup tote] from Target
* Awesome [http://www.amazon.com/Shany-Eyeshadow-Palette-Bright-Collection/dp/B0026J10CU/ref=pd_sbs_bt_1 rainbow palette]
* More wigs from the place across the street in Union
* Sephora and Mac gift cards :) there's just so much!

Zahnnie's Wish List

2011-01-11T18:43:52Z

Zahnnie:

Birthday: 11/4.

== Things I Want ==
* Burr grinder for coffee
* Another box like the one I'm keeping my BPAL in, for more BPAL
* Cast iron frying pan
* Nice [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/direction-17-oz.-pilsner-glass/s569143 beer] [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/bruges-16-oz.-beer-glass/s648313 glasses]
* iPhone-friendly speaker dock. For the kitchen. So small is good (or wall mountable)
* Business card holder, a pretty one
* New [http://www.target.com/Hamper-with-Liner-Pewter-Natural/dp/B000CNJX26/sr=1-18/qid=1231954019/ref=sr_1_18/175-8573003-4738134?ie=UTF8&pricerange=&index=target&field-browse=3665671&rh=k%3Ahamper%2Cn%3A13814341&page=2 laundry hamper]. It needs to have a small footprint because I don't have a lot of space... but I do also wish I had a sorting one (lights/darks). I dunno, I'll keep my eye open. (The linked one is pretty.)
* A messenger bag of extreme loveliness
* T-shirt that lets me [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-POSE&Category_Code=MSPA Pose as a Team, 'cause shit just got real]! (Ladies L)
* This [http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.11511287 OOTS shirt] of awesome. In black or blue works.
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-AXE&Category_Code=HIJI And my axe!] shirt
* Curtains for dining nook, dark blue (I have the stiff stuff to fix em)
* Luxurious [http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=14779434&RN=864 bath caddy] so I can truly be opulent in the tub. Seriously, reading and drinking wine in the bathtub is one of my favorite things to do.
* A wine fridge of some sort. The cheapest I've found are $150/6 bottle at BloodBath, and 6 is really just not enough.
** Target has some [http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=1VQ4GJ98DPRPJNNYJEA7&pf_rd_p=427160401&pf_rd_i=B000M9SQCS&node=304466011&pf_rd_s=left-3&pf_rd_m=A1VC38T7YXB528&pf_rd_t=201 cheaper options] but many are ugly and/or sketchy. It would have to have an easily adjustable temperature with display and racks shaped specifically for bottles (scallopy).
* ZipCar gift certificates for zipping about.

== Books ==
* Dresden Files RPG books One and Two

== Video Games ==
* Fallout 3 GOTY

== Kitchen Stuffs ==
* I HAVE A STAND MIXER!!!
** Sausage stuffer attachments
** The big pasta attachment, and ravioli attachment
* Pasta cutting/crimping wheel
* [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=746&f=11627&q=molcajete&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1 Molcajete] for guacamole delight

== LARP/Faire Stuff ==
* More stuff from [http://www.moresca.com/ Moresca]!
** I got and am in love with the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=306 Khadija]! I also got the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=314 blouse] and [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=325 cuffs] and belt that go with it, as well as a [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=68 skirt]. The blouse is Icon Olive, the skirt Icon Oxblood.
** Next: I want [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=135 Sufi pants] in Icon Aubergine for more options! Then I want everything in Olive and Oxblood...
** Could use a good utility [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=115 Max] or to-die-for [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=69 Max 2].
** And I really like their Mega Medieval this year. Heck I basically want everything. Let's make a shopping trip next open house!
* Bellydancing [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/001-spn-mir.shtml skirt] in colors to match...
* [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/007-mir-tass.shtml Tassel belt] of joy
* Oooh, like every freakin' dress, crown, belt, and pair of shoes from [http://armstreet.com/home.html ArmStreet] (Nick, you'll like this site)

== Educationz ==
* Cooking classes at Capone Food

== Drag Glam ==
* Second [http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/177-9410524-2401427?asin=B000AU1CMK&AFID=Froogle_df&LNM=|B000AU1CMK&CPNG=&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=B000AU1CMK&ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001 makeup tote] from Target
* Awesome [http://www.amazon.com/Shany-Eyeshadow-Palette-Bright-Collection/dp/B0026J10CU/ref=pd_sbs_bt_1 rainbow palette]
* More wigs from the place across the street in Union

Zahnnie's Wish List

2010-12-10T05:00:30Z

Zahnnie:

Birthday: 11/4.

== Things I Want ==
* Burr grinder for coffee
* Another box like the one I'm keeping my BPAL in, for more BPAL
* Cast iron frying pan
* Nice [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/direction-17-oz.-pilsner-glass/s569143 beer] [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/dining-and-entertaining/beer-glasses-beer-mugs/bruges-16-oz.-beer-glass/s648313 glasses]
* iPhone-friendly speaker dock. For the kitchen. So small is good (or wall mountable)
* Business card holder, a pretty one
* New [http://www.target.com/Hamper-with-Liner-Pewter-Natural/dp/B000CNJX26/sr=1-18/qid=1231954019/ref=sr_1_18/175-8573003-4738134?ie=UTF8&pricerange=&index=target&field-browse=3665671&rh=k%3Ahamper%2Cn%3A13814341&page=2 laundry hamper]. It needs to have a small footprint because I don't have a lot of space... but I do also wish I had a sorting one (lights/darks). I dunno, I'll keep my eye open. (The linked one is pretty.)
* A messenger bag of extreme loveliness
* T-shirt that lets me [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-POSE&Category_Code=MSPA Pose as a Team, 'cause shit just got real]! (Ladies L)
* This [http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.11511287 OOTS shirt] of awesome. In black or blue works.
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-UNICORNPOOP&Category_Code=HIJI Unicorn Poop] shirt
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-AXE&Category_Code=HIJI And my axe!] shirt
* Curtains for dining nook, dark blue (I have the stiff stuff to fix em)
* Luxurious [http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=14779434&RN=864 bath caddy] so I can truly be opulent in the tub. Seriously, reading and drinking wine in the bathtub is one of my favorite things to do.
* A wine fridge of some sort. The cheapest I've found are $150/6 bottle at BloodBath, and 6 is really just not enough.
** Target has some [http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=1VQ4GJ98DPRPJNNYJEA7&pf_rd_p=427160401&pf_rd_i=B000M9SQCS&node=304466011&pf_rd_s=left-3&pf_rd_m=A1VC38T7YXB528&pf_rd_t=201 cheaper options] but many are ugly and/or sketchy. It would have to have an easily adjustable temperature with display and racks shaped specifically for bottles (scallopy).
* ZipCar gift certificates for zipping about.

== Books ==
* The Line Between, stories by Peter S. Beagle
* Dresden Files RPG books One and Two

== Video Games ==
* Fallout 3 GOTY

== Kitchen Stuffs ==
* I HAVE A STAND MIXER!!!
** Sausage stuffer attachments
** The big pasta attachment, and ravioli attachment
* Pasta cutting/crimping wheel
* [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=746&f=11627&q=molcajete&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1 Molcajete] for guacamole delight

== LARP/Faire Stuff ==
* More stuff from [http://www.moresca.com/ Moresca]!
** I got and am in love with the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=306 Khadija]! I also got the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=314 blouse] and [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=325 cuffs] and belt that go with it, as well as a [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=68 skirt]. The blouse is Icon Olive, the skirt Icon Oxblood.
** Next: I want [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=135 Sufi pants] in Icon Aubergine for more options! Then I want everything in Olive and Oxblood...
** Could use a good utility [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=115 Max] or to-die-for [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=69 Max 2].
** And I really like their Mega Medieval this year. Heck I basically want everything. Let's make a shopping trip next open house!
* Bellydancing [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/001-spn-mir.shtml skirt] in colors to match...
* [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/007-mir-tass.shtml Tassel belt] of joy
* Oooh, like every freakin' dress, crown, belt, and pair of shoes from [http://armstreet.com/home.html ArmStreet] (Nick, you'll like this site)

== Educationz ==
* Cooking classes at Capone Food

Longest Road

2010-11-30T17:12:58Z

Zahnnie:

==Description==

Continuation of Alpha-Bravo, under new GMship. The Longest Road (as one might guess from the name) is a Planes-trekking adventure with our dear old friends from Alpha-Bravo. Characters are beginning at 14th level, with ECL figured into that. And what a crazy assortment of characters they are...

Brief plot synopsis: several artifacts known as the Orbs of Dragonkind have gone missing, all at once. There's a centuries-old dragon war going on. The demons of the Abyss are somehow now involved in it too. Sil has had a vision of the dragon god Bahamut lying bleeding from the neck, a vision that left her with a splitting headache and growing sense of dread. The PCs have some orbs; the ones they have seem to vary from run to run. The Church of Tamara recently lost two to a traitor: white and blue. The red orb has been entrusted to That Old Man for safekeeping, or at least hiding. The green and black are in the hands of an abyssal lord, Pazuzu, and the bronze was recently recovered from the Plane of Water. The brass is next; in a great desert in the Wilds of the Material Plane.

Orbs we have as of the last run: Gold, Silver, Copper, Bronze.

Update: We got all the metallic orbs together an woke up Bahamut. Tiamat woke up shortly after. Io took them aside to spend some time together as a family. Now we're taking a little bit of downtime before heading back down into the Abyss to rescue Aezma and stop a war.

[[Longest Road House Rules]] - NEW! Some rules I may or may not decide to keep.

[[Longest Road Quotes]]

; Game Master : [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]

[[Longest Road Pathfinder|Pathfinder Stuff]]

[[Alpha_Run_Pantheon|Pantheon]] - from Alpha Bravo, Chad's alternate pantheon. Current LR includes standard 3.5 D&D pantheon, Chad's pantheon, and all the dragon gods from the Draconomicon.

==Characters==

; [[LongestRoad Michael|Michael]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/Michael.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
; [[LongestRoad Sil|Sil]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/sil.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
; [[LongestRoad Ezel|Ezel]] : [[User:Chadius|Chadius]]
; [[LongestRoad Ellowyn|Ellowyn]] : [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
; [[LongestRoad Teris|Teris]] : [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
; MYSTERY?!?!?!? : [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]

==Retired Characters==

; [[LongestRoad Querca|Querca]] : [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
; [[LongestRoad Jeralyn|Jeralyn]] : [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
; [[LongestRoad Mia|Mia]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/cute-Mia.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Kit|Kit]]

==NPCs==
; [[LongestRoad Oraine|Oraine]] : [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]'s old PC before she took over GMship.
; [[LongestRoad Thame|Thame]] : [[LongestRoad Oraine|Oraine]]'s incredibly good looking brother, a ranger type of some sort.
; [[LongestRoad OldMan|The Old Man]] : A very old elf, more than a little crazy. Recently revealed to be the god Io, father of Bahamut and Tiamat.
; [[LongestRoad Evathyth|Evathyth]] : The party's guide to the planes. A (previously) retired raptoran Guide.
; [[LongestRoad Saula|Saula]] : A mercane merchant in the Plane of Air. He has a cousin, too.
; [[LongestRoad Bauriars|The Bariaurs]] : Goat-taur warriors of GOOD, who champion and defend against EVIL! And make songs.
; [[LongestRoad Silara|Silara]] : Sil's mom. <s>A gold dragon of some renown.</s> [[LongestRoad TheDragons|The Gold Dragon]].
; [[LongestRoad SilverParents|Mirenuth and Seth]] : A mated pair of silver dragons who recently had their egg stolen (and returned).
; [[LongestRoad SilverKith|Silvia and Vincent]] : Kith to Mirenuth and Seth respectively.
; [[LongestRoad Lillend|The Lillend]] : Possibly the only creature prettier than Ellowyn.
; [[LongestRoad Inevitables|The Inevitables]] : Clockwork creatures that could pwnz Ezel.
; [[LongestRoad Armatt|Armatt]] : Michael's Mom.
; [[LongestRoad Neth|Neth]] : A curious plane of existence that doesn't like to be chopped to bits.
; [[LongestRoad Leon-Hai|Leon-Hai]] : Son of Obad-hai, a tiger-like demigod of hunting and posing awesomely.
; [[LongestRoad Rose|Rose]] : The cutest little baby succubus.
; [[LongestRoad Pazuzu|Pazuzu]] : WAY cooler than the other guy. Way.
; [[LongestRoad Graz'zt|Graz'zt]] : Fine, but HE has three levels of the Abyss.
; [[LongestRoad Charra|Charra]] : Minion of Pazuzu, killed Graz'zt.
; [[LongestRoad TamaraChurch|Church of Tamara Group]] : Marcus (and Eruuyel), <s>Aezma,</s> Nula, and Senyo
; [[LongestRoad Zahn|Zahn]] : <s>Former</s> companion of Sil, now <s>working for/with (?) the Church of Tiamat.</s> a double agent.
; [[LongestRoad Vin|Vin]] : Recently liberated flunkie of Zahn, now travelling with the <s>Church of Tamara.</s> party
; [[LongestRoad TheDragons|The Dragons]] : Legendary figures appointed as guardians of the orbs during the thousands-of-years-long Dragon War

==Calendar==
At least on the Material Plane, the calendar follows a 365-day year, with 12 months corresponding to our standard ones. (I'm going to rename them and haven't decided the exact names yet, will fill in as needed.)

The current year by Spire and Fiana calendars is 1372 A.F. (After Founding). By Alsomia calendars it's 1792 A.F. (it's a slightly older nation).

Bahamut and Tiamat were resurrected 3 Lightning Moon (August 3rd), 1372/1792. Work from there. (When are your character birthdays? Other than Ezel, who had a birthday (wtf?) on July 1st/1 Blessing Moon by my reckoning.)

===Months===
[[LongestRoad Astrology|Astrology]] on the Material Plane
* January = Wolf Moon
* February = Cold Moon
* March = Wind Moon
* April = Growing Moon
* May = Flower Moon
* June = Horse Moon
* July = Blessing Moon
* August = Lightning Moon
* September = Harvest Moon
* October = Blood Moon
* November = Snow Moon
* December = Dark Moon

===Birthdays===
* Marcus - 10 Wolf Moon (January 10th)
* Oraine - 3 Wind Moon (March 3rd)
* Teris - 27 Wind Moon (March 27th). And he's a rogue. Go fig. (Randomly rolled too)
* Michael - 31 Flower Moon (May 31st)
* Ezel - 1 Blessing Moon (July 1st), at least according to his mother...
* Aezma - 1 Blessing Moon (July 1st)
* Nula - 7 Blessing Moon (July 7th)
* Zahn - 28 Blessing Moon (July 28th)
* Sil - 3 Lightning Moon (August 3rd) as a gold dragon. (Take that, Mom. :P) (Though she probably was a Lightning Moon baby anyway).
* Senyo - 20 Blood Moon (October 20th)
* Ellowyn - 18 Snow Moon (November 18th)
* Vin - 24 Snow Moon (November 24th). This is Sil and Zahn's best estimate, so they adopted it as his birthday.

==Places of Note==
===Material Plane===
[[Image:Material Plane - main continent v3.JPG|500px|right|thumb|The main continent of the Material Plane.]]
; [[LongestRoad ThatOldPlace|That Old Place]] : Home to The Old Man.
; [[LongestRoad SilaraDen|Silara's Den]] : Where you can knock on (up) Sil's mom.
; [[LongestRoad Greywood|Greywood]] : Elven town near Silara's den.
; [[LongestRoad Spire|Spire]] : Creatively named capital city of Spire (the country).
; [[LongestRoad Rachis|Rachis]] : Raptoran village where Evathyth is from.
; [[LongestRoad EzelLab|Ezel's Hideout]] : Where he larns him some stuff.
; [[LongestRoad QuercaGrove|Querca's Grove]] : Recently mostly-destroyed.
; [[LongestRoad Corrolith|Corrolith]] : Pevishan village about six weeks' travel, on foot, from Greywood.

===Astral Plane===
; [[LongestRoad Kevin|The Kevin]] : Currently tucked up some rock-butt.

===Neth===
; see [[LongestRoad Neth|Neth]], the character

===Abyss===
; Top Layer
; [[LongestRoad Layer23|Layer 23]] (?) : A jungle.
; [[LongestRoad CharraPrison|Charra's Prison]] : Ice palace engraved with pictures of Graz'zt pwning.
; [[LongestRoad Graz'ztPalace|Graz'zt's Palace]] : Where the PCs loot-zored his treasure and then he exploded.

===Plane of Air===
; [[LongestRoad SkyReach|Sky Reach]] : A major city.
; [[LongestRoad SilverCastle|The Silvers' Castle]] : Mirenuth's and Seth's sweet crib.
; [[LongestRoad Freehaven|Freehaven]] : Artist's colony. Pretty.

===The Outlands===
; [[LongestRoad Sigil|Sigil]] : City of Doors, it floats above the infinitely tall Spire of the Outlands (impossibly)

===The Corridor===
Time passes funny here!

===Plane of Water===
; [[LongestRoad Jutestream|Jutestream]] : Small kingdom of merfolk

==Run Notes==
; [[LongestRoad Run1|Run 1]] -- 3/19/2005
; [[LongestRoad Run2|Run 2]] -- 12/12/2005
; [[LongestRoad Run3|Run 3]] -- 2/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run4|Run 4]] -- 4/16/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run5|Run 5]] -- 8/20/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run6|Run 6]] -- 11/12/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run7|Run 7]] -- 4/15/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run8|Run 8]] -- 5/20/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run9|Run 9]] -- 7/14/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run10|Run 10]] -- 8/18/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run11|Run 11]] -- 12/3/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run12|Run 12]] -- 3/8/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run13|Run 13]] -- 6/29/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run14|Run 14]] -- 7/13/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run15|Run 15]] -- 9/14/2008 (needs summary. Now offering double XPs. DOUBLE BONUS TIME, time, time... 1,000 XPs!)
; [[LongestRoad Run16|Run 16]] -- 12/14/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run17|Run 17]] -- 1/18/2009 (needs summary. Now offering double XPs. DOUBLE BONUS TIME, time, time... 1,000 XPs!)
; [[LongestRoad Run18|Run 18]] -- 3/29/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run19|Run 19]] -- 5/24/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run20|Run 20]] -- 10/18/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run21|Run 21]] -- 1/9/2010 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run22|Run 22]] -- 1/23/2010
; [[LongestRoad Run22.1|Run 22.1]] -- 2/20/2010 (Michael and Sil's side-story adventure) (needs summary.)

Longest Road

2010-11-30T17:12:19Z

Zahnnie:

==Description==

Continuation of Alpha-Bravo, under new GMship. The Longest Road (as one might guess from the name) is a Planes-trekking adventure with our dear old friends from Alpha-Bravo. Characters are beginning at 14th level, with ECL figured into that. And what a crazy assortment of characters they are...

Brief plot synopsis: several artifacts known as the Orbs of Dragonkind have gone missing, all at once. There's a centuries-old dragon war going on. The demons of the Abyss are somehow now involved in it too. Sil has had a vision of the dragon god Bahamut lying bleeding from the neck, a vision that left her with a splitting headache and growing sense of dread. The PCs have some orbs; the ones they have seem to vary from run to run. The Church of Tamara recently lost two to a traitor: white and blue. The red orb has been entrusted to That Old Man for safekeeping, or at least hiding. The green and black are in the hands of an abyssal lord, Pazuzu, and the bronze was recently recovered from the Plane of Water. The brass is next; in a great desert in the Wilds of the Material Plane.

Orbs we have as of the last run: Gold, Silver, Copper, Bronze.

Update: We got all the metallic orbs together an woke up Bahamut. Tiamat woke up shortly after. Io took them aside to spend some time together as a family. Now we're taking a little bit of downtime before heading back down into the Abyss to rescue Aezma and stop a war.

[[Longest Road House Rules]] - NEW! Some rules I may or may not decide to keep.

[[Longest Road Quotes]]

; Game Master : [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]

[[Longest Road Pathfinder|Pathfinder Stuff]]

[[http://wiki.utter-chaos.net/ucwiki/index.php/Alpha_Run_Pantheon|Pantheon]] - from Alpha Bravo, Chad's alternate pantheon. Current LR includes standard 3.5 D&D pantheon, Chad's pantheon, and all the dragon gods from the Draconomicon.

==Characters==

; [[LongestRoad Michael|Michael]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/Michael.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
; [[LongestRoad Sil|Sil]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/sil.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
; [[LongestRoad Ezel|Ezel]] : [[User:Chadius|Chadius]]
; [[LongestRoad Ellowyn|Ellowyn]] : [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
; [[LongestRoad Teris|Teris]] : [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
; MYSTERY?!?!?!? : [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]

==Retired Characters==

; [[LongestRoad Querca|Querca]] : [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
; [[LongestRoad Jeralyn|Jeralyn]] : [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
; [[LongestRoad Mia|Mia]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/cute-Mia.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Kit|Kit]]

==NPCs==
; [[LongestRoad Oraine|Oraine]] : [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]'s old PC before she took over GMship.
; [[LongestRoad Thame|Thame]] : [[LongestRoad Oraine|Oraine]]'s incredibly good looking brother, a ranger type of some sort.
; [[LongestRoad OldMan|The Old Man]] : A very old elf, more than a little crazy. Recently revealed to be the god Io, father of Bahamut and Tiamat.
; [[LongestRoad Evathyth|Evathyth]] : The party's guide to the planes. A (previously) retired raptoran Guide.
; [[LongestRoad Saula|Saula]] : A mercane merchant in the Plane of Air. He has a cousin, too.
; [[LongestRoad Bauriars|The Bariaurs]] : Goat-taur warriors of GOOD, who champion and defend against EVIL! And make songs.
; [[LongestRoad Silara|Silara]] : Sil's mom. <s>A gold dragon of some renown.</s> [[LongestRoad TheDragons|The Gold Dragon]].
; [[LongestRoad SilverParents|Mirenuth and Seth]] : A mated pair of silver dragons who recently had their egg stolen (and returned).
; [[LongestRoad SilverKith|Silvia and Vincent]] : Kith to Mirenuth and Seth respectively.
; [[LongestRoad Lillend|The Lillend]] : Possibly the only creature prettier than Ellowyn.
; [[LongestRoad Inevitables|The Inevitables]] : Clockwork creatures that could pwnz Ezel.
; [[LongestRoad Armatt|Armatt]] : Michael's Mom.
; [[LongestRoad Neth|Neth]] : A curious plane of existence that doesn't like to be chopped to bits.
; [[LongestRoad Leon-Hai|Leon-Hai]] : Son of Obad-hai, a tiger-like demigod of hunting and posing awesomely.
; [[LongestRoad Rose|Rose]] : The cutest little baby succubus.
; [[LongestRoad Pazuzu|Pazuzu]] : WAY cooler than the other guy. Way.
; [[LongestRoad Graz'zt|Graz'zt]] : Fine, but HE has three levels of the Abyss.
; [[LongestRoad Charra|Charra]] : Minion of Pazuzu, killed Graz'zt.
; [[LongestRoad TamaraChurch|Church of Tamara Group]] : Marcus (and Eruuyel), <s>Aezma,</s> Nula, and Senyo
; [[LongestRoad Zahn|Zahn]] : <s>Former</s> companion of Sil, now <s>working for/with (?) the Church of Tiamat.</s> a double agent.
; [[LongestRoad Vin|Vin]] : Recently liberated flunkie of Zahn, now travelling with the <s>Church of Tamara.</s> party
; [[LongestRoad TheDragons|The Dragons]] : Legendary figures appointed as guardians of the orbs during the thousands-of-years-long Dragon War

==Calendar==
At least on the Material Plane, the calendar follows a 365-day year, with 12 months corresponding to our standard ones. (I'm going to rename them and haven't decided the exact names yet, will fill in as needed.)

The current year by Spire and Fiana calendars is 1372 A.F. (After Founding). By Alsomia calendars it's 1792 A.F. (it's a slightly older nation).

Bahamut and Tiamat were resurrected 3 Lightning Moon (August 3rd), 1372/1792. Work from there. (When are your character birthdays? Other than Ezel, who had a birthday (wtf?) on July 1st/1 Blessing Moon by my reckoning.)

===Months===
[[LongestRoad Astrology|Astrology]] on the Material Plane
* January = Wolf Moon
* February = Cold Moon
* March = Wind Moon
* April = Growing Moon
* May = Flower Moon
* June = Horse Moon
* July = Blessing Moon
* August = Lightning Moon
* September = Harvest Moon
* October = Blood Moon
* November = Snow Moon
* December = Dark Moon

===Birthdays===
* Marcus - 10 Wolf Moon (January 10th)
* Oraine - 3 Wind Moon (March 3rd)
* Teris - 27 Wind Moon (March 27th). And he's a rogue. Go fig. (Randomly rolled too)
* Michael - 31 Flower Moon (May 31st)
* Ezel - 1 Blessing Moon (July 1st), at least according to his mother...
* Aezma - 1 Blessing Moon (July 1st)
* Nula - 7 Blessing Moon (July 7th)
* Zahn - 28 Blessing Moon (July 28th)
* Sil - 3 Lightning Moon (August 3rd) as a gold dragon. (Take that, Mom. :P) (Though she probably was a Lightning Moon baby anyway).
* Senyo - 20 Blood Moon (October 20th)
* Ellowyn - 18 Snow Moon (November 18th)
* Vin - 24 Snow Moon (November 24th). This is Sil and Zahn's best estimate, so they adopted it as his birthday.

==Places of Note==
===Material Plane===
[[Image:Material Plane - main continent v3.JPG|500px|right|thumb|The main continent of the Material Plane.]]
; [[LongestRoad ThatOldPlace|That Old Place]] : Home to The Old Man.
; [[LongestRoad SilaraDen|Silara's Den]] : Where you can knock on (up) Sil's mom.
; [[LongestRoad Greywood|Greywood]] : Elven town near Silara's den.
; [[LongestRoad Spire|Spire]] : Creatively named capital city of Spire (the country).
; [[LongestRoad Rachis|Rachis]] : Raptoran village where Evathyth is from.
; [[LongestRoad EzelLab|Ezel's Hideout]] : Where he larns him some stuff.
; [[LongestRoad QuercaGrove|Querca's Grove]] : Recently mostly-destroyed.
; [[LongestRoad Corrolith|Corrolith]] : Pevishan village about six weeks' travel, on foot, from Greywood.

===Astral Plane===
; [[LongestRoad Kevin|The Kevin]] : Currently tucked up some rock-butt.

===Neth===
; see [[LongestRoad Neth|Neth]], the character

===Abyss===
; Top Layer
; [[LongestRoad Layer23|Layer 23]] (?) : A jungle.
; [[LongestRoad CharraPrison|Charra's Prison]] : Ice palace engraved with pictures of Graz'zt pwning.
; [[LongestRoad Graz'ztPalace|Graz'zt's Palace]] : Where the PCs loot-zored his treasure and then he exploded.

===Plane of Air===
; [[LongestRoad SkyReach|Sky Reach]] : A major city.
; [[LongestRoad SilverCastle|The Silvers' Castle]] : Mirenuth's and Seth's sweet crib.
; [[LongestRoad Freehaven|Freehaven]] : Artist's colony. Pretty.

===The Outlands===
; [[LongestRoad Sigil|Sigil]] : City of Doors, it floats above the infinitely tall Spire of the Outlands (impossibly)

===The Corridor===
Time passes funny here!

===Plane of Water===
; [[LongestRoad Jutestream|Jutestream]] : Small kingdom of merfolk

==Run Notes==
; [[LongestRoad Run1|Run 1]] -- 3/19/2005
; [[LongestRoad Run2|Run 2]] -- 12/12/2005
; [[LongestRoad Run3|Run 3]] -- 2/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run4|Run 4]] -- 4/16/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run5|Run 5]] -- 8/20/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run6|Run 6]] -- 11/12/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run7|Run 7]] -- 4/15/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run8|Run 8]] -- 5/20/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run9|Run 9]] -- 7/14/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run10|Run 10]] -- 8/18/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run11|Run 11]] -- 12/3/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run12|Run 12]] -- 3/8/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run13|Run 13]] -- 6/29/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run14|Run 14]] -- 7/13/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run15|Run 15]] -- 9/14/2008 (needs summary. Now offering double XPs. DOUBLE BONUS TIME, time, time... 1,000 XPs!)
; [[LongestRoad Run16|Run 16]] -- 12/14/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run17|Run 17]] -- 1/18/2009 (needs summary. Now offering double XPs. DOUBLE BONUS TIME, time, time... 1,000 XPs!)
; [[LongestRoad Run18|Run 18]] -- 3/29/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run19|Run 19]] -- 5/24/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run20|Run 20]] -- 10/18/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run21|Run 21]] -- 1/9/2010 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run22|Run 22]] -- 1/23/2010
; [[LongestRoad Run22.1|Run 22.1]] -- 2/20/2010 (Michael and Sil's side-story adventure) (needs summary.)

Thanksgiving 2010

2010-11-23T16:06:23Z

Zahnnie:

Dinner to be hosted at Hyrule with cooking being done at both UC and Hyrule.

Pre-dinner Appetizers:
* Baked Brie (Aurora)
* Deviled Eggs (Aurora)
* Bread (Aurora)
* Cheese (Aurora)
* Pigs in a blanket and/or Pomieres (Zahnnie)

Dinner:
* Big pile of roasted vegetables (butternut squash, sweet potatoes, onions, red bell peppers, carrots, whatever other veggies I find around my house) (Zahnnie)
* Squash thing (Hey, I have two butternut squashes, I might change it up!) (Zahnnie)
* Home-made cranberry sauce (Zahnnie)
* Turkey (Shallowmore & K)
* Meat and Veggie Stuffing(s) (Shallowmore & K)
* Mashed potatoes (Shallowmore & K)
* Sweet Potatoes (Shallowmore & K)
* Green bean casserole (Shallowmore & K)
* Veggie Salad (Shallowmore & K)
* "Pink Salad" (Shallowmore & K)
* Cranberry Sauce (Shallowmore & K)
* Rolls with jam (Shallowmore & K)
* Turkey (Aurora)
* Stuffing (probably meat) (Aurora)
* Lasagna (meatless, but with a meat-touched sauce) (Aurora)
* Extra cranberry sauce if needed (Aurora)
* Roasted sweet potatoes with beets (Red)
* Dinner rolls (Red)
* Massa sovada [Sweet/Spiced Portuguese Bread] (Caryatid)
* Cornbread (Caryatid)

Dessert:
* Pecan Pie (Zahnnie)
* Pumpkin Pie (Aurora)
* Chocolate Pie (Nybble)
* Hippie Apple Pie (Ubernerd)
* Pecan Pie (K)
* Cranberry Pie (K)
* Shallowmore's Cookies (Shallowmore)

Drinks:
* Hooch (Zahnnie)
* Soda (Dr. Pepper, Diet Coke, Coke, Sprite) (Aurora)
* Juice (OJ, Cran juice) (Aurora)
* Cider (Aurora)

Crumb Picker-Uppers:
* Zelda
* Pixel
* Diva

Zahnnie's Wish List

2010-11-03T14:51:10Z

Zahnnie:

Birthday: 11/4.

== Things I Want ==
* New [http://www.target.com/Hamper-with-Liner-Pewter-Natural/dp/B000CNJX26/sr=1-18/qid=1231954019/ref=sr_1_18/175-8573003-4738134?ie=UTF8&pricerange=&index=target&field-browse=3665671&rh=k%3Ahamper%2Cn%3A13814341&page=2 laundry hamper]. It needs to have a small footprint because I don't have a lot of space... but I do also wish I had a sorting one (lights/darks). I dunno, I'll keep my eye open. (The linked one is pretty.)
* A messenger bag of extreme loveliness
* T-shirt that lets me [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-POSE&Category_Code=MSPA Pose as a Team, 'cause shit just got real]! (Ladies L)
* This [http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.11511287 OOTS shirt] of awesome. In black or blue works.
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-UNICORNPOOP&Category_Code=HIJI Unicorn Poop] shirt
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-AXE&Category_Code=HIJI And my axe!] shirt
* Curtains for dining nook, dark blue (I have the stiff stuff to fix em)
* Luxurious [http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=14779434&RN=864 bath caddy] so I can truly be opulent in the tub. Seriously, reading and drinking wine in the bathtub is one of my favorite things to do.
* A wine fridge of some sort. The cheapest I've found are $150/6 bottle at BloodBath, and 6 is really just not enough.
** Target has some [http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=1VQ4GJ98DPRPJNNYJEA7&pf_rd_p=427160401&pf_rd_i=B000M9SQCS&node=304466011&pf_rd_s=left-3&pf_rd_m=A1VC38T7YXB528&pf_rd_t=201 cheaper options] but many are ugly and/or sketchy. It would have to have an easily adjustable temperature with display and racks shaped specifically for bottles (scallopy).
* ZipCar gift certificates for zipping about.

== Books ==
* The Line Between, stories by Peter S. Beagle

== Video Games ==
* Fallout 3 GOTY

== Kitchen Stuffs ==
* I HAVE A STAND MIXER!!!
** Sausage stuffer attachments
** The big pasta attachment, and ravioli attachment
* Pasta cutting/crimping wheel
* [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=746&f=11627&q=molcajete&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1 Molcajete] for guacamole delight

== LARP/Faire Stuff ==
* More stuff from [http://www.moresca.com/ Moresca]!
** I got and am in love with the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=306 Khadija]! I also got the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=314 blouse] and [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=325 cuffs] and belt that go with it, as well as a [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=68 skirt]. The blouse is Icon Olive, the skirt Icon Oxblood.
** Next: I want [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=135 Sufi pants] in Icon Aubergine for more options! Then I want everything in Olive and Oxblood...
** Could use a good utility [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=115 Max] or to-die-for [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=69 Max 2].
** And I really like their Mega Medieval this year. Heck I basically want everything. Let's make a shopping trip next open house!
* Bellydancing [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/001-spn-mir.shtml skirt] in colors to match...
* [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/007-mir-tass.shtml Tassel belt] of joy
* Oooh, like every freakin' dress, crown, belt, and pair of shoes from [http://armstreet.com/home.html ArmStreet] (Nick, you'll like this site)

== Educationz ==
* Cooking classes at Capone Food

Zahnnie's Wish List

2010-11-03T14:48:58Z

Zahnnie:

Birthday: 11/4.

== Things I Want ==
* New [http://www.target.com/Hamper-with-Liner-Pewter-Natural/dp/B000CNJX26/sr=1-18/qid=1231954019/ref=sr_1_18/175-8573003-4738134?ie=UTF8&pricerange=&index=target&field-browse=3665671&rh=k%3Ahamper%2Cn%3A13814341&page=2 laundry hamper]. It needs to have a small footprint because I don't have a lot of space... but I do also wish I had a sorting one (lights/darks). I dunno, I'll keep my eye open. (The linked one is pretty.)
* A messenger bag of extreme loveliness
* T-shirt that lets me [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-POSE&Category_Code=MSPA Pose as a Team, 'cause shit just got real]! (Ladies L)
* This [http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.11511287 OOTS shirt] of awesome. In black or blue works.
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-UNICORNPOOP&Category_Code=HIJI Unicorn Poop] shirt
* [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-AXE&Category_Code=HIJI And my axe!] shirt
* Curtains for dining nook, dark blue (I have the stiff stuff to fix em)
* Crate and Barrel [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=1207&f=6843 Puzzle Bookshelf] set ($379) for living room
* C+B matching Puzzle [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=1207&f=14473 media stand], $399
* Luxurious [http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=14779434&RN=864 bath caddy] so I can truly be opulent in the tub. Seriously, reading and drinking wine in the bathtub is one of my favorite things to do.
* A wine fridge of some sort. The cheapest I've found are $150/6 bottle at BloodBath, and 6 is really just not enough.
** Target has some [http://www.target.com/b/ref=in_br_display-ladders?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=1VQ4GJ98DPRPJNNYJEA7&pf_rd_p=427160401&pf_rd_i=B000M9SQCS&node=304466011&pf_rd_s=left-3&pf_rd_m=A1VC38T7YXB528&pf_rd_t=201 cheaper options] but many are ugly and/or sketchy. It would have to have an easily adjustable temperature with display and racks shaped specifically for bottles (scallopy).
* ZipCar gift certificates for zipping about.

== Books ==
* The Line Between, stories by Peter S. Beagle

== Video Games ==
* Fallout 3 GOTY

== Kitchen Stuffs ==
* I HAVE A STAND MIXER!!!
** Sausage stuffer attachments
** The big pasta attachment, and ravioli attachment
* Pasta cutting/crimping wheel
* [http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=746&f=11627&q=molcajete&fromLocation=Search&DIMID=400001&SearchPage=1 Molcajete] for guacamole delight

== LARP/Faire Stuff ==
* More stuff from [http://www.moresca.com/ Moresca]!
** I got and am in love with the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=306 Khadija]! I also got the [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=314 blouse] and [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=325 cuffs] and belt that go with it, as well as a [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=68 skirt]. The blouse is Icon Olive, the skirt Icon Oxblood.
** Next: I want [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=135 Sufi pants] in Icon Aubergine for more options! Then I want everything in Olive and Oxblood...
** Could use a good utility [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=115 Max] or to-die-for [http://www.moresca.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=69 Max 2].
** And I really like their Mega Medieval this year. Heck I basically want everything. Let's make a shopping trip next open house!
* Bellydancing [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/001-spn-mir.shtml skirt] in colors to match...
* [http://www.flyingskirts.com/catalog/007-mir-tass.shtml Tassel belt] of joy
* Oooh, like every freakin' dress, crown, belt, and pair of shoes from [http://armstreet.com/home.html ArmStreet] (Nick, you'll like this site)

== Educationz ==
* Cooking classes at Capone Food

Hub Nachta

2010-06-05T16:45:22Z

Zahnnie: /* Nachta's Disciples */

''I've come to bring our people back to the True worship of Our Lady, The Spider Queen, and not the darkness they now worship.''

Nachta is a dark elven ranger. Her mother, a high priestess of Lloth, really wanted her to become a priestess as well. They had a few arguments involving the snake whip. Nachta spent most of her time away from the city and civilization she despised, wandering and caring for the caverns and tunnels. She went to bed one night and woke up in the overworld; not just that, but a strange overworld. Reeling from the sunlight and still sleep-muzzy, she hopped out of bed to be greeted by a storm giant, demon, half-elven mage, female satyr, and... Stylus. Who decided to give her a nice big hug.

And so the hilarity began.

== Nachta's Disciples ==

* '''D'Rougge''' - He was in prison. She got him out and he's been chillin' with her ever since. At first he was skeptical about this whole thing, but he's warmed up on it.
* '''DrowBish''' - He's a really pretty awesome fighter, and stupid good looking. The first time they fought Gwen took his towel. Hilarious. He prefers high elven women. He's traveling about somewhere doing stuff.
* '''Xunmice Ardul''' - She is the most besterest (old) priestess and helped Nachta atone for stupidity. She's in the Capital.
* '''Micardrin''' - Micandros? Micardrin? Something? I have his name written down somewhere. He's skeptical, but came around in the end. He's in the Capital too and is a pretty successful merchant there. He has interesting merchandise.
* '''Shi'nuque'ae''' - Mostly she's just scared of me. Oops. She's a wine steward in the Capital.
* '''Jhulva''' - she is overwhelmed with awe. Also in the Capital- a younger priestess who serves with Xunmice.
* '''Gaussxaezyne''' - female mage in the Capital. Doesn't much care.
* '''Cha'an''' - Nachta met him on the beach outside Malric. He's feral and pretty crazy but ridiculous strong. Simple-minded but devout, he instantly saw what she was.
* '''Threnthar''' - Nachta and D'Rougge were just finishing a delicious meal in Kraken Bay when this guy showed up and yoinked Nachta! He's a bounty hunter and was going to take her to the drow. But then she converted him. It was pretty sweet-ass.
* '''Ildrilu''' - She is a dancer at a really good tavern in Whale Bay; a really fantastic, and exceedingly beautiful dancer. Nachta and D'Rougge had been planning on passing through Whale Bay in a hurry- the whole "being bounty hunted" thing- but for some reason they ended up staying with Ildrilu for a few days. *innocent whistling*
* '''Nytia Rodche''' - A young noblewoman banished to the surface for not being mean enough. She lives in Welkin.
* '''Dalryn Mercer''' - The only non-drow Nachta ever met who worshiped Llolth. Madness! He is a hermit and recluse and kinda wacky. Met on the road between Welkin and Scryfe.
* '''Arad Ialar''' - A successful and prideful wealthy merchant and warrior. Nachta bumped into him (quite literally) in Berlin. He was all huffy and proud until Llolth bitch-slapped him via Nachta. Now he's super-devout and follows her around a lot.
* '''Dal Kin'hina''' - An aging, blind old dryder being given a second chance by the goddess to do right by her. Met on the road between Berlin and Tolfin.
* '''Ryurn''' - A male drow ranger
* '''Essnecha''' - A really cute female drow rogue

UUC Grocery

2010-04-16T20:42:55Z

Zahnnie:

* Bread flour- small thing to replace Meghan's that I used up, and big one for us.
* Yeast

UUC Grocery

2010-04-16T20:31:01Z

Zahnnie:

* Bread flour- small thing to replace Meghan's that I used up, and big one for us.

UUC Grocery

2010-03-28T04:39:00Z

Zahnnie: Replacing page with '* Dr Pepper'

* Dr Pepper

UUC Grocery

2010-03-25T17:26:02Z

Zahnnie: New page: * Bag o' onions (yellow) * Big cans of tomatoes- the big honkin 28 oz ones, of whole tomatoes, whatever brand is cheap. As many as is feasible to carry, up to 10 * Dr Pepper * Meats (vario...

* Bag o' onions (yellow)
* Big cans of tomatoes- the big honkin 28 oz ones, of whole tomatoes, whatever brand is cheap. As many as is feasible to carry, up to 10
* Dr Pepper
* Meats (various- chicken, sausages, etc)
* Cheese (cheddar block, mozzarella block, parmesan sprinklies)

Under Utter Chaos

2010-03-25T17:23:51Z

Zahnnie:

[[UUC_Wishlist|Apartment Wishlist]] - stuff that we want in a large and mutual way.

[[UUC_Grocery|Grocery List]] - running list for reference. I bet we'll forget to update it.
== The Steph, Roger, and Chad TV Show ==
I had a hilarious story to post, so I made this page. It's not actually about the TV show.

Today I got a message from THE FUTURE! That's right, a future version of myself came back from about half a year from now to tell me this tale. So now, I'm sharing it with you.

[[UUC_Wii|When We Got A Wii]]

Under Utter Chaos

2010-03-25T17:23:41Z

Zahnnie:

[[UUC_Wishlist|Apartment Wishlist]] - stuff that we want in a large and mutual way.
[[UUC_Grocery|Grocery List]] - running list for reference. I bet we'll forget to update it.
== The Steph, Roger, and Chad TV Show ==
I had a hilarious story to post, so I made this page. It's not actually about the TV show.

Today I got a message from THE FUTURE! That's right, a future version of myself came back from about half a year from now to tell me this tale. So now, I'm sharing it with you.

[[UUC_Wii|When We Got A Wii]]

UUC Wishlist

2010-03-25T17:23:04Z

Zahnnie:

==Furniture==
* Couch: corner sectional, sagey green type color
* New [http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Caroline-Medallion-Emerlen-Rug-79-x-11/510169/product.html rug]

ChadsBookCollection

2010-03-15T20:23:31Z

Zahnnie: /* D&D */

I'm getting rid of some of my books. If you want them, they are free. I'll get bored at some point and give them away.

==Books I may not own and need to verify==
* Book of Exalted Deeds (? Might be Steph's) -Not mine, no, but I would dig it -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 15:22, 15 March 2010 (EST)
* Book of challenges (? George?)

==Books that are up for grabs==
===D&D===
* Arms and Equipment Guide (3.0) -Z
* MM 2 -Z
* Fiend Folio -Z
* Savage Species -Z
* Epic Level Handbook -Z
* MM 3.0
* Deities and Demigods -Z
* Ultimate Prestige Classes Vol 1 (3.0)
* Relics and Rituals
* BESM d20 (Hardcover)
* BESM d20 (Stingy gamer edition)
* tome and blood
* masters of the wild
* sword and fist
* defenders of the faith
* song and silence
* stronghold builder's guidebook
* classic battletech: companion
* classic battletech master rules
* mechwarrior third edition
* AD&D PHB
* AD&D Dungeoneer's Survival Guide
* AD&D Manual of the Planes
* AD&D Forgotten Realms DM's Sourcebook of the Realm
* AD&D Forgotten Realms Cyclopedia of the Realm
* D&D Rules Cyclopedia
* D&D Dungeon Master's Rulebook
* D&D Player's Manual

===Books that are trash===
* Diablo 2 Expansion Pack Instruction Manual
* Binders and crap on top of bookshelf
* Tri Stat Dx on a clip
* D&D 3.5 errata
* Diablo 2 Battle Chest
* TI-83 Instruction Manual
* Diablo 2 Ultimate Strategy Guide
* Diablo 2 Manual
* Dragon Warrior 3 Strategy Guide
* Breath of Fire 4 Strategy Guide
* Mortal Kombat: Fighter's Kompanion
* Microsoft Train Simulator Instruction Manual

====Stuff that can be scanned and tossed====
* Binder of misc D&D stuff

===Fiction I purchased, read once and got bored and can thus sell===
* Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
* Soon I will be invincible
* The Year's best Science Fiction 19th Annual Collection
* Science Fiction 101
* The Year's best Science Fiction 21st Annual Collection
* How I became a famous novelist
* Farenheit 451
* As You Like It
* MacBeth
* The Merchane of Venice
* Hamlet
* Julius Caesar

===comics===
* City of Heroes Comics
* Batman Bruce Wayne Fugitive
* Batman The 10¢ Adventure
* Radioactive Man

===Boring Books===
* Game Design with Flash
* Testing Computer Software
* Software Test Automation
* Agile Testing
* Effective C++
* Open Source Flash Development
* Database Application Programming with Linux
* How to prove it
* Vector Spaces and Matrices
* Robot Vision
* The Image Processing Handbook
* Creative Education
* Python: Create Modify Resume
* The Joy of Lex
* The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
* CGI Programming in C and Perl
* Upgrade and Repair Your PC
* Creating Cool HTML 4 Web Pages
* C++ for Dummies
* Tricks of the Windows Game Programming Gurus

===Old Textbooks===
* Chemistry
* Signals and Systems
* Schaums Electic Circuits
* University Physics
* Introduction to Algorithms
* Race, Class and Gender An Anthology
* Same Sex Different Culture
* Sex Sin and Blasphemy
* The Gender Sexuality Reader
* Program Development in Java
* Fundamentals of Computer Graphics
* Calculus An Introduction To Applied Mathematics
* Basic Mathematics for science and engineering

ChadsBookCollection

2010-03-15T20:22:49Z

Zahnnie: /* Books I may not own and need to verify */

I'm getting rid of some of my books. If you want them, they are free. I'll get bored at some point and give them away.

==Books I may not own and need to verify==
* Book of Exalted Deeds (? Might be Steph's) -Not mine, no, but I would dig it -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 15:22, 15 March 2010 (EST)
* Book of challenges (? George?)

==Books that are up for grabs==
===D&D===
* Arms and Equipment Guide (3.0)
* MM 2
* Fiend Folio
* Savage Species
* Epic Level Handbook
* MM 3.0
* Deities and Demigods
* Ultimate Prestige Classes Vol 1 (3.0)
* Relics and Rituals
* BESM d20 (Hardcover)
* BESM d20 (Stingy gamer edition)
* tome and blood
* masters of the wild
* sword and fist
* defenders of the faith
* song and silence
* stronghold builder's guidebook
* classic battletech: companion
* classic battletech master rules
* mechwarrior third edition
* AD&D PHB
* AD&D Dungeoneer's Survival Guide
* AD&D Manual of the Planes
* AD&D Forgotten Realms DM's Sourcebook of the Realm
* AD&D Forgotten Realms Cyclopedia of the Realm
* D&D Rules Cyclopedia
* D&D Dungeon Master's Rulebook
* D&D Player's Manual

===Books that are trash===
* Diablo 2 Expansion Pack Instruction Manual
* Binders and crap on top of bookshelf
* Tri Stat Dx on a clip
* D&D 3.5 errata
* Diablo 2 Battle Chest
* TI-83 Instruction Manual
* Diablo 2 Ultimate Strategy Guide
* Diablo 2 Manual
* Dragon Warrior 3 Strategy Guide
* Breath of Fire 4 Strategy Guide
* Mortal Kombat: Fighter's Kompanion
* Microsoft Train Simulator Instruction Manual

====Stuff that can be scanned and tossed====
* Binder of misc D&D stuff

===Fiction I purchased, read once and got bored and can thus sell===
* Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
* Soon I will be invincible
* The Year's best Science Fiction 19th Annual Collection
* Science Fiction 101
* The Year's best Science Fiction 21st Annual Collection
* How I became a famous novelist
* Farenheit 451
* As You Like It
* MacBeth
* The Merchane of Venice
* Hamlet
* Julius Caesar

===comics===
* City of Heroes Comics
* Batman Bruce Wayne Fugitive
* Batman The 10¢ Adventure
* Radioactive Man

===Boring Books===
* Game Design with Flash
* Testing Computer Software
* Software Test Automation
* Agile Testing
* Effective C++
* Open Source Flash Development
* Database Application Programming with Linux
* How to prove it
* Vector Spaces and Matrices
* Robot Vision
* The Image Processing Handbook
* Creative Education
* Python: Create Modify Resume
* The Joy of Lex
* The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
* CGI Programming in C and Perl
* Upgrade and Repair Your PC
* Creating Cool HTML 4 Web Pages
* C++ for Dummies
* Tricks of the Windows Game Programming Gurus

===Old Textbooks===
* Chemistry
* Signals and Systems
* Schaums Electic Circuits
* University Physics
* Introduction to Algorithms
* Race, Class and Gender An Anthology
* Same Sex Different Culture
* Sex Sin and Blasphemy
* The Gender Sexuality Reader
* Program Development in Java
* Fundamentals of Computer Graphics
* Calculus An Introduction To Applied Mathematics
* Basic Mathematics for science and engineering

ChadsBookCollection

2010-03-15T20:21:33Z

Zahnnie: /* D&D */ The MM3 is my friend's, I borrowed it. Manual of the Planes is mine.

I'm getting rid of some of my books. If you want them, they are free. I'll get bored at some point and give them away.

==Books I may not own and need to verify==
* Book of Exalted Deeds (? Might be Steph's)
* Book of challenges (? George?)

==Books that are up for grabs==
===D&D===
* Arms and Equipment Guide (3.0)
* MM 2
* Fiend Folio
* Savage Species
* Epic Level Handbook
* MM 3.0
* Deities and Demigods
* Ultimate Prestige Classes Vol 1 (3.0)
* Relics and Rituals
* BESM d20 (Hardcover)
* BESM d20 (Stingy gamer edition)
* tome and blood
* masters of the wild
* sword and fist
* defenders of the faith
* song and silence
* stronghold builder's guidebook
* classic battletech: companion
* classic battletech master rules
* mechwarrior third edition
* AD&D PHB
* AD&D Dungeoneer's Survival Guide
* AD&D Manual of the Planes
* AD&D Forgotten Realms DM's Sourcebook of the Realm
* AD&D Forgotten Realms Cyclopedia of the Realm
* D&D Rules Cyclopedia
* D&D Dungeon Master's Rulebook
* D&D Player's Manual

===Books that are trash===
* Diablo 2 Expansion Pack Instruction Manual
* Binders and crap on top of bookshelf
* Tri Stat Dx on a clip
* D&D 3.5 errata
* Diablo 2 Battle Chest
* TI-83 Instruction Manual
* Diablo 2 Ultimate Strategy Guide
* Diablo 2 Manual
* Dragon Warrior 3 Strategy Guide
* Breath of Fire 4 Strategy Guide
* Mortal Kombat: Fighter's Kompanion
* Microsoft Train Simulator Instruction Manual

====Stuff that can be scanned and tossed====
* Binder of misc D&D stuff

===Fiction I purchased, read once and got bored and can thus sell===
* Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
* Soon I will be invincible
* The Year's best Science Fiction 19th Annual Collection
* Science Fiction 101
* The Year's best Science Fiction 21st Annual Collection
* How I became a famous novelist
* Farenheit 451
* As You Like It
* MacBeth
* The Merchane of Venice
* Hamlet
* Julius Caesar

===comics===
* City of Heroes Comics
* Batman Bruce Wayne Fugitive
* Batman The 10¢ Adventure
* Radioactive Man

===Boring Books===
* Game Design with Flash
* Testing Computer Software
* Software Test Automation
* Agile Testing
* Effective C++
* Open Source Flash Development
* Database Application Programming with Linux
* How to prove it
* Vector Spaces and Matrices
* Robot Vision
* The Image Processing Handbook
* Creative Education
* Python: Create Modify Resume
* The Joy of Lex
* The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
* CGI Programming in C and Perl
* Upgrade and Repair Your PC
* Creating Cool HTML 4 Web Pages
* C++ for Dummies
* Tricks of the Windows Game Programming Gurus

===Old Textbooks===
* Chemistry
* Signals and Systems
* Schaums Electic Circuits
* University Physics
* Introduction to Algorithms
* Race, Class and Gender An Anthology
* Same Sex Different Culture
* Sex Sin and Blasphemy
* The Gender Sexuality Reader
* Program Development in Java
* Fundamentals of Computer Graphics
* Calculus An Introduction To Applied Mathematics
* Basic Mathematics for science and engineering

Longest Road

2010-02-25T01:28:06Z

Zahnnie: /* Calendar */

==Description==

Continuation of Alpha-Bravo, under new GMship. The Longest Road (as one might guess from the name) is a Planes-trekking adventure with our dear old friends from Alpha-Bravo. Characters are beginning at 14th level, with ECL figured into that. And what a crazy assortment of characters they are...

Brief plot synopsis: several artifacts known as the Orbs of Dragonkind have gone missing, all at once. There's a centuries-old dragon war going on. The demons of the Abyss are somehow now involved in it too. Sil has had a vision of the dragon god Bahamut lying bleeding from the neck, a vision that left her with a splitting headache and growing sense of dread. The PCs have some orbs; the ones they have seem to vary from run to run. The Church of Tamara recently lost two to a traitor: white and blue. The red orb has been entrusted to That Old Man for safekeeping, or at least hiding. The green and black are in the hands of an abyssal lord, Pazuzu, and the bronze was recently recovered from the Plane of Water. The brass is next; in a great desert in the Wilds of the Material Plane.

Orbs we have as of the last run: Gold, Silver, Copper, Bronze.

Update: We got all the metallic orbs together an woke up Bahamut. Tiamat woke up shortly after. Io took them aside to spend some time together as a family. Now we're taking a little bit of downtime before heading back down into the Abyss to rescue Aezma and stop a war.

[[Longest Road House Rules]] - NEW! Some rules I may or may not decide to keep.

[[Longest Road Quotes]]

; Game Master : [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]

[[Longest Road Pathfinder|Pathfinder Stuff]]

==Characters==

; [[LongestRoad Michael|Michael]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/Michael.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
; [[LongestRoad Sil|Sil]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/sil.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
; [[LongestRoad Ezel|Ezel]] : [[User:Chadius|Chadius]]
; [[LongestRoad Ellowyn|Ellowyn]] : [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
; [[LongestRoad Teris|Teris]] : [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
; MYSTERY?!?!?!? : [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]

==Retired Characters==

; [[LongestRoad Querca|Querca]] : [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
; [[LongestRoad Jeralyn|Jeralyn]] : [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
; [[LongestRoad Mia|Mia]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/cute-Mia.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Kit|Kit]]

==NPCs==
; [[LongestRoad Oraine|Oraine]] : [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]'s old PC before she took over GMship.
; [[LongestRoad Thame|Thame]] : [[LongestRoad Oraine|Oraine]]'s incredibly good looking brother, a ranger type of some sort.
; [[LongestRoad OldMan|The Old Man]] : A very old elf, more than a little crazy. Recently revealed to be the god Io, father of Bahamut and Tiamat.
; [[LongestRoad Evathyth|Evathyth]] : The party's guide to the planes. A (previously) retired raptoran Guide.
; [[LongestRoad Saula|Saula]] : A mercane merchant in the Plane of Air. He has a cousin, too.
; [[LongestRoad Bauriars|The Bariaurs]] : Goat-taur warriors of GOOD, who champion and defend against EVIL! And make songs.
; [[LongestRoad Silara|Silara]] : Sil's mom. <s>A gold dragon of some renown.</s> [[LongestRoad TheDragons|The Gold Dragon]].
; [[LongestRoad SilverParents|Mirenuth and Seth]] : A mated pair of silver dragons who recently had their egg stolen (and returned).
; [[LongestRoad SilverKith|Silvia and Vincent]] : Kith to Mirenuth and Seth respectively.
; [[LongestRoad Lillend|The Lillend]] : Possibly the only creature prettier than Ellowyn.
; [[LongestRoad Inevitables|The Inevitables]] : Clockwork creatures that could pwnz Ezel.
; [[LongestRoad Armatt|Armatt]] : Michael's Mom.
; [[LongestRoad Neth|Neth]] : A curious plane of existence that doesn't like to be chopped to bits.
; [[LongestRoad Leon-Hai|Leon-Hai]] : Son of Obad-hai, a tiger-like demigod of hunting and posing awesomely.
; [[LongestRoad Rose|Rose]] : The cutest little baby succubus.
; [[LongestRoad Pazuzu|Pazuzu]] : WAY cooler than the other guy. Way.
; [[LongestRoad Graz'zt|Graz'zt]] : Fine, but HE has three levels of the Abyss.
; [[LongestRoad Charra|Charra]] : Minion of Pazuzu, killed Graz'zt.
; [[LongestRoad TamaraChurch|Church of Tamara Group]] : Marcus (and Eruuyel), <s>Aezma,</s> Nula, and Senyo
; [[LongestRoad Zahn|Zahn]] : <s>Former</s> companion of Sil, now <s>working for/with (?) the Church of Tiamat.</s> a double agent.
; [[LongestRoad Vin|Vin]] : Recently liberated flunkie of Zahn, now travelling with the <s>Church of Tamara.</s> party
; [[LongestRoad TheDragons|The Dragons]] : Legendary figures appointed as guardians of the orbs during the thousands-of-years-long Dragon War

==Calendar==
At least on the Material Plane, the calendar follows a 365-day year, with 12 months corresponding to our standard ones. (I'm going to rename them and haven't decided the exact names yet, will fill in as needed.)

The current year by Spire and Fiana calendars is 1372 A.F. (After Founding). By Alsomia calendars it's 1792 A.F. (it's a slightly older nation).

Bahamut and Tiamat were resurrected 3 Lightning Moon (August 3rd), 1372/1792. Work from there. (When are your character birthdays? Other than Ezel, who had a birthday (wtf?) on July 1st/1 Blessing Moon by my reckoning.)

===Months===
[[LongestRoad Astrology|Astrology]] on the Material Plane
* January = Wolf Moon
* February = Cold Moon
* March = Wind Moon
* April = Growing Moon
* May = Flower Moon
* June = Horse Moon
* July = Blessing Moon
* August = Lightning Moon
* September = Harvest Moon
* October = Blood Moon
* November = Snow Moon
* December = Dark Moon

===Birthdays===
* Marcus - 10 Wolf Moon (January 10th)
* Oraine - 3 Wind Moon (March 3rd)
* Teris - 27 Wind Moon (March 27th). And he's a rogue. Go fig. (Randomly rolled too)
* Michael - 31 Flower Moon (May 31st)
* Ezel - 1 Blessing Moon (July 1st), at least according to his mother...
* Aezma - 1 Blessing Moon (July 1st)
* Nula - 7 Blessing Moon (July 7th)
* Zahn - 28 Blessing Moon (July 28th)
* Sil - 3 Lightning Moon (August 3rd) as a gold dragon. (Take that, Mom. :P) (Though she probably was a Lightning Moon baby anyway).
* Senyo - 20 Blood Moon (October 20th)
* Ellowyn - 18 Snow Moon (November 18th)
* Vin - 24 Snow Moon (November 24th). This is Sil and Zahn's best estimate, so they adopted it as his birthday.

==Places of Note==
===Material Plane===
[[Image:Material Plane - main continent v3.JPG|500px|right|thumb|The main continent of the Material Plane.]]
; [[LongestRoad ThatOldPlace|That Old Place]] : Home to The Old Man.
; [[LongestRoad SilaraDen|Silara's Den]] : Where you can knock on (up) Sil's mom.
; [[LongestRoad Greywood|Greywood]] : Elven town near Silara's den.
; [[LongestRoad Spire|Spire]] : Creatively named capital city of Spire (the country).
; [[LongestRoad Rachis|Rachis]] : Raptoran village where Evathyth is from.
; [[LongestRoad EzelLab|Ezel's Hideout]] : Where he larns him some stuff.
; [[LongestRoad QuercaGrove|Querca's Grove]] : Recently mostly-destroyed.
; [[LongestRoad Corrolith|Corrolith]] : Pevishan village about six weeks' travel, on foot, from Greywood.

===Astral Plane===
; [[LongestRoad Kevin|The Kevin]] : Currently tucked up some rock-butt.

===Neth===
; see [[LongestRoad Neth|Neth]], the character

===Abyss===
; Top Layer
; [[LongestRoad Layer23|Layer 23]] (?) : A jungle.
; [[LongestRoad CharraPrison|Charra's Prison]] : Ice palace engraved with pictures of Graz'zt pwning.
; [[LongestRoad Graz'ztPalace|Graz'zt's Palace]] : Where the PCs loot-zored his treasure and then he exploded.

===Plane of Air===
; [[LongestRoad SkyReach|Sky Reach]] : A major city.
; [[LongestRoad SilverCastle|The Silvers' Castle]] : Mirenuth's and Seth's sweet crib.
; [[LongestRoad Freehaven|Freehaven]] : Artist's colony. Pretty.

===The Outlands===
; [[LongestRoad Sigil|Sigil]] : City of Doors, it floats above the infinitely tall Spire of the Outlands (impossibly)

===The Corridor===
Time passes funny here!

===Plane of Water===
; [[LongestRoad Jutestream|Jutestream]] : Small kingdom of merfolk

==Run Notes==
; [[LongestRoad Run1|Run 1]] -- 3/19/2005
; [[LongestRoad Run2|Run 2]] -- 12/12/2005
; [[LongestRoad Run3|Run 3]] -- 2/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run4|Run 4]] -- 4/16/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run5|Run 5]] -- 8/20/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run6|Run 6]] -- 11/12/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run7|Run 7]] -- 4/15/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run8|Run 8]] -- 5/20/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run9|Run 9]] -- 7/14/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run10|Run 10]] -- 8/18/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run11|Run 11]] -- 12/3/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run12|Run 12]] -- 3/8/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run13|Run 13]] -- 6/29/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run14|Run 14]] -- 7/13/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run15|Run 15]] -- 9/14/2008 (needs summary. Now offering double XPs. DOUBLE BONUS TIME, time, time... 1,000 XPs!)
; [[LongestRoad Run16|Run 16]] -- 12/14/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run17|Run 17]] -- 1/18/2009 (needs summary. Now offering double XPs. DOUBLE BONUS TIME, time, time... 1,000 XPs!)
; [[LongestRoad Run18|Run 18]] -- 3/29/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run19|Run 19]] -- 5/24/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run20|Run 20]] -- 10/18/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run21|Run 21]] -- 1/9/2010 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run22|Run 22]] -- 1/23/2010
; [[LongestRoad Run22.1|Run 22.1]] -- 2/20/2010 (Michael and Sil's side-story adventure) (needs summary.)

Longest Road Pathfinder

2010-02-24T21:05:43Z

Zahnnie: XP -> Money

So, it sounds more and more like we're going to convert to Pathfinder. I mean, um, we're going to convert the characters, do a test out-of-universe run (GMed hopefully by the twins) to get a hang of the system, and if we like it we'll perma-convert.

So for housekeeping, here's what we'll set at: everyone at the equivalent of level 18; PLUS any bonus XP ever earned (run summaries, art, backstory stuff); MINUS any XP expended on other stuff (permanency effects? To check out permanency in Pathfinder). We will be, I believe, on the "Fast XP" track or whatever it's called. It's supposed to be most in scale with 3.5 XP.

Okay, I just looked stuff up. Level 18 in 3.5 is 153,000 xp. In Pathfinder (fast) it's 1.2 million. Next level is is at 1.7 million. So um. I think in the future run summaries are going to start counting for more. :)

Update: I've made the executive decision that instead of run summaries granting XP (since in Pathfinder, nothing costs XP- not permanency'ed spells, not crafted items/scrolls), I will instead reward summaries with GP at a rate 5 GP / 1 XP. So, 2,500 GP per summary or 5,000 for the ones that had gotten really outdated. Plus backstory bonuses, art bonuses, etc. Yaaaay! -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 16:05, 24 February 2010 (EST)

[http://www.d20pfsrd.com/ Here is a link to a free online rules page.]

== Updated Prestige Classes ==
Obviously, not all prestige classes have been updated to be on the level with Pathfinder levels. Basically, a level just plain means more nowadays. So you'll find these are all stuff-added.

=== Spymaster ===
Hit die: d8

Skill points per level: 8 + INT
{| border=1 cellpadding=4
|- align="left"
! Level !! BAB !! Fort !! Ref !! Will !! Special
|-
| 1 || +0 || +0 || +1 || +0 || Cover identity, undetectable alignment
|-
| 2 || +1 || +1 || +1 || +1 || Quick change, sneak attack +1d6
|-
| 3 || +2 || +1 || +2 || +1 || Scrying defense, magic aura
|-
| 4 || +3 || +1 || +2 || +1 || Cover identity, sneak attack +2d6
|-
| 5 || +3 || +2 || +3 || +2 || Slippery mind, dispel scrying
|-
| 6 || +4 || +2 || +3 || +2 || Sneak attack +3d6
|-
| 7 || +5 || +2 || +4 || +2 || Cover identity, deep cover
|}

=== Shadowmind ===
Hit die: d8

Skill points per level: 4 + INT
{| border=1 cellpadding=4
|- align="left"
! Level !! BAB !! Fort !! Ref !! Will !! Special !! Powers Known / Points per Day
|-
| 1 || +0 || +0 || +1 || +1 || ''Read thoughts'' || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 2 || +1 || +1 || +1 || +1 || Sneak attack +1d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 3 || +2 || +1 || +2 || +2 || ''Cloud mind'' || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 4 || +3 || +1 || +2 || +2 || Sneak attack +2d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 5 || +3 || +2 || +3 || +3 || Rogue talent || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 6 || +4 || +2 || +3 || +3 || Sneak attack +3d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 7 || +5 || +2 || +4 || +4 || Rogue talent || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 8 || +6 || +2 || +4 || +4 || Sneak attack +4d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 9 || +6 || +2 || +5 || +5 || ''Mass cloud mind'' || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 10 || +7 || +2 || +5 || +5 || Mind stab, sneak attack +5d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|}

Longest Road

2010-02-22T23:09:49Z

Zahnnie: /* Run Notes */

==Description==

Continuation of Alpha-Bravo, under new GMship. The Longest Road (as one might guess from the name) is a Planes-trekking adventure with our dear old friends from Alpha-Bravo. Characters are beginning at 14th level, with ECL figured into that. And what a crazy assortment of characters they are...

Brief plot synopsis: several artifacts known as the Orbs of Dragonkind have gone missing, all at once. There's a centuries-old dragon war going on. The demons of the Abyss are somehow now involved in it too. Sil has had a vision of the dragon god Bahamut lying bleeding from the neck, a vision that left her with a splitting headache and growing sense of dread. The PCs have some orbs; the ones they have seem to vary from run to run. The Church of Tamara recently lost two to a traitor: white and blue. The red orb has been entrusted to That Old Man for safekeeping, or at least hiding. The green and black are in the hands of an abyssal lord, Pazuzu, and the bronze was recently recovered from the Plane of Water. The brass is next; in a great desert in the Wilds of the Material Plane.

Orbs we have as of the last run: Gold, Silver, Copper, Bronze.

Update: We got all the metallic orbs together an woke up Bahamut. Tiamat woke up shortly after. Io took them aside to spend some time together as a family. Now we're taking a little bit of downtime before heading back down into the Abyss to rescue Aezma and stop a war.

[[Longest Road House Rules]] - NEW! Some rules I may or may not decide to keep.

[[Longest Road Quotes]]

; Game Master : [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]

[[Longest Road Pathfinder|Pathfinder Stuff]]

==Characters==

; [[LongestRoad Michael|Michael]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/Michael.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
; [[LongestRoad Sil|Sil]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/sil.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
; [[LongestRoad Ezel|Ezel]] : [[User:Chadius|Chadius]]
; [[LongestRoad Ellowyn|Ellowyn]] : [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
; [[LongestRoad Teris|Teris]] : [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
; MYSTERY?!?!?!? : [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]

==Retired Characters==

; [[LongestRoad Querca|Querca]] : [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
; [[LongestRoad Jeralyn|Jeralyn]] : [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
; [[LongestRoad Mia|Mia]] [http://www.utter-chaos.net/kit/cute-Mia.jpg (Portrait)] : [[User:Kit|Kit]]

==NPCs==
; [[LongestRoad Oraine|Oraine]] : [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]'s old PC before she took over GMship.
; [[LongestRoad Thame|Thame]] : [[LongestRoad Oraine|Oraine]]'s incredibly good looking brother, a ranger type of some sort.
; [[LongestRoad OldMan|The Old Man]] : A very old elf, more than a little crazy. Recently revealed to be the god Io, father of Bahamut and Tiamat.
; [[LongestRoad Evathyth|Evathyth]] : The party's guide to the planes. A (previously) retired raptoran Guide.
; [[LongestRoad Saula|Saula]] : A mercane merchant in the Plane of Air. He has a cousin, too.
; [[LongestRoad Bauriars|The Bariaurs]] : Goat-taur warriors of GOOD, who champion and defend against EVIL! And make songs.
; [[LongestRoad Silara|Silara]] : Sil's mom. <s>A gold dragon of some renown.</s> [[LongestRoad TheDragons|The Gold Dragon]].
; [[LongestRoad SilverParents|Mirenuth and Seth]] : A mated pair of silver dragons who recently had their egg stolen (and returned).
; [[LongestRoad SilverKith|Silvia and Vincent]] : Kith to Mirenuth and Seth respectively.
; [[LongestRoad Lillend|The Lillend]] : Possibly the only creature prettier than Ellowyn.
; [[LongestRoad Inevitables|The Inevitables]] : Clockwork creatures that could pwnz Ezel.
; [[LongestRoad Armatt|Armatt]] : Michael's Mom.
; [[LongestRoad Neth|Neth]] : A curious plane of existence that doesn't like to be chopped to bits.
; [[LongestRoad Leon-Hai|Leon-Hai]] : Son of Obad-hai, a tiger-like demigod of hunting and posing awesomely.
; [[LongestRoad Rose|Rose]] : The cutest little baby succubus.
; [[LongestRoad Pazuzu|Pazuzu]] : WAY cooler than the other guy. Way.
; [[LongestRoad Graz'zt|Graz'zt]] : Fine, but HE has three levels of the Abyss.
; [[LongestRoad Charra|Charra]] : Minion of Pazuzu, killed Graz'zt.
; [[LongestRoad TamaraChurch|Church of Tamara Group]] : Marcus (and Eruuyel), <s>Aezma,</s> Nula, and Senyo
; [[LongestRoad Zahn|Zahn]] : <s>Former</s> companion of Sil, now <s>working for/with (?) the Church of Tiamat.</s> a double agent.
; [[LongestRoad Vin|Vin]] : Recently liberated flunkie of Zahn, now travelling with the <s>Church of Tamara.</s> party
; [[LongestRoad TheDragons|The Dragons]] : Legendary figures appointed as guardians of the orbs during the thousands-of-years-long Dragon War

==Calendar==
At least on the Material Plane, the calendar follows a 365-day year, with 12 months corresponding to our standard ones. (I'm going to rename them and haven't decided the exact names yet, will fill in as needed.)

The current year by Spire and Fiana calendars is 1372 A.F. (After Founding). By Alsomia calendars it's 1792 A.F. (it's a slightly older nation).

Bahamut and Tiamat were resurrected 3 Lightning Moon (August 3rd), 1372/1792. Work from there. (When are your character birthdays? Other than Ezel, who had a birthday (wtf?) on July 1st/1 Blessing Moon by my reckoning.)

===Months===
[[LongestRoad Astrology|Astrology]] on the Material Plane
* January = Wolf Moon
* February = Cold Moon
* March = Wind Moon
* April = Growing Moon
* May = Flower Moon
* June = Horse Moon
* July = Blessing Moon
* August = Lightning Moon
* September = Harvest Moon
* October = Blood Moon
* November = Snow Moon
* December = Dark Moon

===Birthdays===
* Ezel - 1 Blessing Moon (July 1st), at least according to his mother...
* Sil - 3 Lightning Moon (August 3rd) as a gold dragon. (Take that, Mom. :P) (Though she probably was a Lightning Moon baby anyway).
* Teris - 27 Wind Moon (March 27th). And he's a rogue. Go fig. (Randomly rolled too)

==Places of Note==
===Material Plane===
[[Image:Material Plane - main continent v3.JPG|500px|right|thumb|The main continent of the Material Plane.]]
; [[LongestRoad ThatOldPlace|That Old Place]] : Home to The Old Man.
; [[LongestRoad SilaraDen|Silara's Den]] : Where you can knock on (up) Sil's mom.
; [[LongestRoad Greywood|Greywood]] : Elven town near Silara's den.
; [[LongestRoad Spire|Spire]] : Creatively named capital city of Spire (the country).
; [[LongestRoad Rachis|Rachis]] : Raptoran village where Evathyth is from.
; [[LongestRoad EzelLab|Ezel's Hideout]] : Where he larns him some stuff.
; [[LongestRoad QuercaGrove|Querca's Grove]] : Recently mostly-destroyed.
; [[LongestRoad Corrolith|Corrolith]] : Pevishan village about six weeks' travel, on foot, from Greywood.

===Astral Plane===
; [[LongestRoad Kevin|The Kevin]] : Currently tucked up some rock-butt.

===Neth===
; see [[LongestRoad Neth|Neth]], the character

===Abyss===
; Top Layer
; [[LongestRoad Layer23|Layer 23]] (?) : A jungle.
; [[LongestRoad CharraPrison|Charra's Prison]] : Ice palace engraved with pictures of Graz'zt pwning.
; [[LongestRoad Graz'ztPalace|Graz'zt's Palace]] : Where the PCs loot-zored his treasure and then he exploded.

===Plane of Air===
; [[LongestRoad SkyReach|Sky Reach]] : A major city.
; [[LongestRoad SilverCastle|The Silvers' Castle]] : Mirenuth's and Seth's sweet crib.
; [[LongestRoad Freehaven|Freehaven]] : Artist's colony. Pretty.

===The Outlands===
; [[LongestRoad Sigil|Sigil]] : City of Doors, it floats above the infinitely tall Spire of the Outlands (impossibly)

===The Corridor===
Time passes funny here!

===Plane of Water===
; [[LongestRoad Jutestream|Jutestream]] : Small kingdom of merfolk

==Run Notes==
; [[LongestRoad Run1|Run 1]] -- 3/19/2005
; [[LongestRoad Run2|Run 2]] -- 12/12/2005
; [[LongestRoad Run3|Run 3]] -- 2/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run4|Run 4]] -- 4/16/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run5|Run 5]] -- 8/20/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run6|Run 6]] -- 11/12/2006
; [[LongestRoad Run7|Run 7]] -- 4/15/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run8|Run 8]] -- 5/20/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run9|Run 9]] -- 7/14/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run10|Run 10]] -- 8/18/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run11|Run 11]] -- 12/3/2007
; [[LongestRoad Run12|Run 12]] -- 3/8/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run13|Run 13]] -- 6/29/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run14|Run 14]] -- 7/13/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run15|Run 15]] -- 9/14/2008 (needs summary. Now offering double XPs. DOUBLE BONUS TIME, time, time... 1,000 XPs!)
; [[LongestRoad Run16|Run 16]] -- 12/14/2008
; [[LongestRoad Run17|Run 17]] -- 1/18/2009 (needs summary. Now offering double XPs. DOUBLE BONUS TIME, time, time... 1,000 XPs!)
; [[LongestRoad Run18|Run 18]] -- 3/29/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run19|Run 19]] -- 5/24/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run20|Run 20]] -- 10/18/2009 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run21|Run 21]] -- 1/9/2010 (needs summary.)
; [[LongestRoad Run22|Run 22]] -- 1/23/2010
; [[LongestRoad Run22.1|Run 22.1]] -- 2/20/2010 (Michael and Sil's side-story adventure) (needs summary.)

Longest Road Pathfinder

2010-02-18T23:35:55Z

Zahnnie: Spymaster and Shadowmind

So, it sounds more and more like we're going to convert to Pathfinder. I mean, um, we're going to convert the characters, do a test out-of-universe run (GMed hopefully by the twins) to get a hang of the system, and if we like it we'll perma-convert.

So for housekeeping, here's what we'll set at: everyone at the equivalent of level 18; PLUS any bonus XP ever earned (run summaries, art, backstory stuff); MINUS any XP expended on other stuff (permanency effects? To check out permanency in Pathfinder). We will be, I believe, on the "Fast XP" track or whatever it's called. It's supposed to be most in scale with 3.5 XP.

Okay, I just looked stuff up. Level 18 in 3.5 is 153,000 xp. In Pathfinder (fast) it's 1.2 million. Next level is is at 1.7 million. So um. I think in the future run summaries are going to start counting for more. :)

[http://www.d20pfsrd.com/ Here is a link to a free online rules page.]

== Updated Prestige Classes ==
Obviously, not all prestige classes have been updated to be on the level with Pathfinder levels. Basically, a level just plain means more nowadays. So you'll find these are all stuff-added.

=== Spymaster ===
Hit die: d8

Skill points per level: 8 + INT
{| border=1 cellpadding=4
|- align="left"
! Level !! BAB !! Fort !! Ref !! Will !! Special
|-
| 1 || +0 || +0 || +1 || +0 || Cover identity, undetectable alignment
|-
| 2 || +1 || +1 || +1 || +1 || Quick change, sneak attack +1d6
|-
| 3 || +2 || +1 || +2 || +1 || Scrying defense, magic aura
|-
| 4 || +3 || +1 || +2 || +1 || Cover identity, sneak attack +2d6
|-
| 5 || +3 || +2 || +3 || +2 || Slippery mind, dispel scrying
|-
| 6 || +4 || +2 || +3 || +2 || Sneak attack +3d6
|-
| 7 || +5 || +2 || +4 || +2 || Cover identity, deep cover
|}

=== Shadowmind ===
Hit die: d8

Skill points per level: 4 + INT
{| border=1 cellpadding=4
|- align="left"
! Level !! BAB !! Fort !! Ref !! Will !! Special !! Powers Known / Points per Day
|-
| 1 || +0 || +0 || +1 || +1 || ''Read thoughts'' || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 2 || +1 || +1 || +1 || +1 || Sneak attack +1d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 3 || +2 || +1 || +2 || +2 || ''Cloud mind'' || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 4 || +3 || +1 || +2 || +2 || Sneak attack +2d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 5 || +3 || +2 || +3 || +3 || Rogue talent || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 6 || +4 || +2 || +3 || +3 || Sneak attack +3d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 7 || +5 || +2 || +4 || +4 || Rogue talent || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 8 || +6 || +2 || +4 || +4 || Sneak attack +4d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 9 || +6 || +2 || +5 || +5 || ''Mass cloud mind'' || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|-
| 10 || +7 || +2 || +5 || +5 || Mind stab, sneak attack +5d6 || +1 level of existing manifesting class
|}

LongestRoadEzelPathfinder

2010-02-11T20:10:08Z

Zahnnie: /* Skills */ That's profession CLERK. You heard it.

=Ezel=
Chad's character

*Class: 11 Wizard/1 Lich/6 Planeshifter
*XP: (Level 18 min + bonus from summaries)

*Race: Lich (was a Human)

Money:
{|border=1 cellpadding=1
| GP || 3681
|-
| CP || 202
|}

Languages: Common, Draconic, Elven, Dwarven, Undercommon, Abyssal, Celestial, Infernal, Sylvan

==Stats==
{|border=1 cellpadding=1
|Name || Stat || Bonus || Derived
|-
|Str || 12 || +1 ||
|-
|Dex || 14 || +2 ||
|-
|Con || 10 || 0 ||
|-
|Int || 27 || +8 || +2 Human +3 Bonus Stat +2 Lich +6 Headband of Int
|-
|Wis || 16 || +3 || +2 Lich
|-
|Cha || 21 || +5 || +2 Lich +1 Bonus Stat +4 Rod of Splendor
|}

===Attacks===
* BAB: 8/3 = 5 Wizard + 3 Planeshifter
* Combat Maneuver
** Bonus: 9 = 8 BAB + 1 Str
** Defense: 21 = 10 + 8 BAB + 1 Str + 2 Dex

====Arcane Strike====
* 1 swift action
* +3 bonus damage (Caster Level /5)
* Weapons are treated as magical for overcoming DR
* Lasts for 1 round

====Dagger of Entry====
* +1 dagger
** Knock, Find Traps, Detect Secret Doors
** 9th level caster
** Found in Arms and Equipment Guide, page 104

====Lich Touch Attack====
* +9 to hit (8 + 1 Rings of Force Armor)
* 1d8 + 8 (HD/2) + 1d4 (Rings of Force) damage
* with a Paralyzing Touch

====Paralyzing Touch====
** Fort Save DC 23 (10 +8 (HD/2) +5 Cha) or Permanently Paralyzed
** Remove Paralysis spell or Remove Curse can free the victim
** User appears dead (DC 20 Perception or DC 15 Heal to notice victim is alive)

====Fear Aura====
** Will Save DC 23 (10 +8 (HD/2) +5 Cha)
** < 5 HD within 60 feet or become frightened
** >= 5 HD within 60 feet or become shaken for 17 (HD) rounds
** Mind Altering Fear affect
** Those who save are immune for 24 hours

===Defenses===
* HP: 130 = 95 (rolled) + 35 = 17d8 + 17*5 Cha
* DR 15/Bludgeoning and Magic from Lich
* Immune to Cold, Electricity
* Ioun Stone, Pearl Black: Deals 1 hp of negative damage every 10 minutes
** Ezel is undead, so this will restore him instead

* AC: 10 + 2 Dex + 5 Lich Natural Armor +3 Ring of Protection Deflection +5 Robe of the Magi Armor
** Flat-footed: 10 + 5 Lich Natural +3 Ring of Protection Deflection +5 Robe of the Magi Armor
** Touch: 10 + 2 Dex +3 Ring of Protection Deflection
** Rings of Force provide +4 Armor like Mage Armor spell but is overwritten by Robe of the Magi

Init: 7 (2 Dex + 5 Forewarned)
* Forewarned: You always get to act during the surprise round (you are flat-footed until you act.) Your init bonus = 1/2 Wizard level.
* Divine Power (Sp): 11/day (3 + Int) touch a creature as a standard action. They get a +5 insight bonus (Wizard/2) to attack rolls, skill checks, ability checks and saving throws for 1 round.
* Scrying Adept (Su): Permanent Detect Scrying on you. When you scry, treat the target as one step more familiar. Very familiar are at a -10 penalty.

Saves:
* Spell Resistance 18 (Robe of the Archmagi)

* Fort 15 = 3 Wizard +3 Planeshifter +5 Cha +4 Robe of the Archmagi
* Refl 13 = 3 Wizard +2 Planeshifter +2 Dex +2 Familiar Bonus +4 Robe of the Archmagi
* Will 16 = 7 Wizard +2 Planeshifter +3 Wis +4 Robe of the Archmagi

====Undead====
* are immune to:
** Mind-Affecting Effects
** Death effects, Disease, Paralysis, Poison, Sleep, Stunning
** Ability Drain, Non lethal damage, Energy Drain
** Str Dex or Con damage
** Exhaustion and Fatigue
** Any Fort save unless it affects objects
** Massive Damage (destroyed at 0 hp however)
** Raise Dead spell (Resurrection and True Resurrection return undead to life)
** Breathing, Eating, Sleeping

====Lich====
** Rejuvenation: Will grow a new body after 1d10 days at the phylactery.
** +4 Turn Resistance
** Can use Touch attack as a Full-Round Action to heal self

====Rings of Force====
* +4 Armor bonus to AC
** Anyone who touches the wearer with bare skin takes 1d4 damage
** unarmed strikes gain +1 to hit and 1d4 damage
** Arms and Equipment guide, page 124

===Movement/Vision===
====Lich====
* 60 ft Darkvision (Lich)
====Wizard====
* Permanent See Invisibility (Wizard)
* Permanent Tongues (Wizard)
====Planeshifter====
* Plane Shift 1/day (Sp)
* Analyze Portal 6/day (Sp)
* Planar Survival (Ex)
** Immune to normal planar effects
** Any planar effect neutralized by Avoid Planar Effects
** Also gains weaknesses of that plane
* Morphic Stability
** Highly Morphic planes are stablized within 180 feet (30 * Planeshifter)
* Greater Planar Survival (Su)
** Planar Survival trait is given to 6 (Planeshifter level) people
** Lasts for 24 hours or if they are on a different plane
* Control Planar Flux (Su)
** Caster's level is 4 levels higher when casting Dimensional Anchor and Dismissal spells
====Gear====
* Winged Boots
** Command word sprouts wings and emulates Fly spell
** (+4 to Fly checks)
** 3/day up to 5 minutes of flight
* Cloak of the Bat
** Hang upside down from the ceiling, like a bat
** Can polymorph into a bat (as per Beast Shape 3 spell)
** Hold the edges of the garment to emulate Fly spell
** (+7 to Fly checks)
*** Can fly only in darkness or near dark conditions
** Can fly up to 7 minutes, must wait that long to renew it
===Other===
====Rod of Splendor====
* Creates fine garments that last for 12 hours
** Disappears if given away or stolen
** Value is 1d4+6 * 1000 gp
** Once per week, palatial tent for 200 people lasts for 1 day
====Hat of Disguise====
* Emulates Disguise Self spell
** Can form hat as a different garment
==Feats and Abilities==
===General===
* Skill Focus (Spellcraft) (Human bonus feat)
* Skill Focus (Bluff) (Level 1)
* Spell Focus (Divination)
* Alertness
* Eschew Materials
* Skill Focus (Diplomacy)
* Improved Counterspell
* Spell Penetration
* Energy Substitution
* Arcane Strike
===Plot===
* Obtain Familiar (Complete Arcane)
* Improved Familiar

===Wizard===
* Scribe Scroll (Wizard bonus feat)
* Craft Wondrous Item (Wizard bonus feat)
* Spell Mastery (Wizard bonus feat)
* A familiar (Demon Dog)
* Specialize in Divination schools
** Forewarned
** Divine Power
** Scrying Adept (8 Wizard)
* Neglect Necromancy and Enchantment schools
* Cantrips
===Lich===
* Lich Touch Attack
* Lich Fear Aura
* Lich Defenses
===Undead===
* Undead Traits
===Planeshifter===
* Plane Shift 1/day (Sp)
* Add Planeshifter levels to spellcasting list and level
* Analyze Portal level/day
* Planar Survival (Ex)
* Morphic Stability
* Greater Planar Survival
* Control Planar Flux
===Skills===
Skill point total: 148 = (2 Wizard +5 Int +1 Human) * 11 + (4 Planeshifter +5 Int + 1 Human) * 6

{|border=1 cellpadding=1
|Skill||Stat||Total||Derived||Optional
|-
|Appraise||Int||13||5 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Bluff||Cha||13||5 Rank +5 Cha +3 Skill Focus
|-
|Climb||Str||2||2 Str||17 Skill Ranks with Headband of Int (19 total check)
|-
|Diplomacy||Cha||24||10 Rank +5 Cha +6 Skill Focus +3 Class Skill
|-
|Disguise||Cha||13||5 Rank +5 Cha +3 Class Skill||+2 Disguise Kit, Circumstance or +10 Hat of Disguise, Enhancement or +20 Polymorph
|-
|Fly||Dex||9||4 Rank +2 Dex +3 Class Skill||+4 with Winged Boots or +7 with Cloak of the Bat
|-
|Intimidate||Cha||11||3 Rank +5 Cha +3 Class Skill||17 Skill Ranks with Headband of Int (25 total check)
|-
|Knowledge(Planes)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(Arcana)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(Religion)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(History)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Linguistics||Int||16||5 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Perception||Wis||23||8 Rank +2 Wis + 2 Alertness + 8 Lich +3 Class Skill
|-
|Profession (clerk)||Wis||2||2 Wis||17 Skill Ranks with Headband of Int (19 total check)
|-
|Sense Motive||Wis||23||8 Rank +2 Wis + 2 Alertness + 8 Lich +3 Class Skill
|-
|Spellcraft||Int||34||17 Rank +8 Int + 3 Class Skill + 6 Skill Focus
|-
|Stealth||Dex||23||5 Rank +2 Dex +8 Lich +3 Class Skill +5 Cloak of the Bat
|-
|Survival||Wis||11||5 Rank +3 Wis +3 Class Skill
|}

==Spells==
{|border=1 cellpadding=5
|Level||0||1||2||3||4||5||6||7||8||9
|-
|Class||4||4||4||4||4||4||4||3||2||1
|-
|Stat ||-||2||2||2||2||1||1||1||1
|-
|Total||4||6||6||6||6||5||5||4||3||1
|}

* DC: 10 + 8 Int = 18 + spell level
* bonus to overcome SR 4 = +2 (Spell Penetration) +2 Enhancement Bonus (Robe of the Archmagi)

* Spell Focus (Divination): +1 DC to spells from this school.

* Energy Substitution (Complete Arcane, page 79): Choose one type of energy (acid) You can modify a spell with an Energy descriptor to use that instead.

* Eschew Materials: Do not need spell components less than 1 gp when casting spells.

* Improved Counterspell: When Counterspelling, you may use a spell in the same school that is at least one level higher than the target spell.

===Arcane Bond===
* Ezel's Amulet lets him cast one spell in his spellbook, he does not need to prepare it.
** The spell cannot be in his prohibited schools (Necromancy or Enchantment)
** If Ezel is not wearing this he must make a concentration check (20 + spell level) or lose the spell.
===Specialized School===
* Ezel specializes in Divination
** He can prepare an extra spell of each level every day as long as it is a Divination spell

* Ezel has neglected Necromancy and Enchantment
** These spells take 2 slots to prepare
** Takes a -4 check on any skill checks to craft magic items that use Necromancy and Enchantment spells as prerequisites
===Rod of Metamagic, Extend===
* User can cast up to 3 spells up to 6th level that act as if Extended.
** Extend Spell: Spell lasts twice as long as normal. Durations of Concentration, Instant or Permanent are not affected.

===Other===
* Spell Mastery: 5 spells can be memorized without needing the spellbook.

* Blessed Book
** Waterproof, Durable Pages
** Has 1000 pages
** Can scribe spells onto them without costs

==Items==
===Plot Items===
* Anti-scry staff (plot)
* House
===These are in Pathfinder and standard D&D===
* Ring of Protection +3
* Rod of Metamagic Extend (6th level spell)
* Rod of Splendor (+4 Cha bonus)
** Not that I think it's ever come up, or ever will- but that's "while you're holding/wielding it". So in battle (when it's important anyways). I guess if you were ever using both hands to do something else you wouldn't be holding it.
* Headband of Int +6
** Provides 17 (Level) Skill Ranks in Climb, Intimidate, and Profession(Clerk)
* Boots, Winged
* Cloak of the Bat
* Hat of Disguise
* Ioun Stone, Pearl Black (Based on Pearly White)
* Robe of the Archmage (Black)
* Blessed Book (renamed from Boccob's Blessed Book)
* Disguise Kit
===Arcane Bonded Item===
* Ezel's Amulet
===Generic Items===
* Secret Chest & Minichest
* 200g of gems
* Magic Manacles

===Other Items, will find later===
* Prot Evil Ring
* Tuning fork to plane of air

=Familiar=
Sunshine

* Fiendish Dog

==Stats==
{|border=1 cellpadding=1
|Name || Stat || Bonus || Derived
|-
|Str || 13 || +1 ||
|-
|Dex || 13 || +1 ||
|-
|Con || 15 || +2 ||
|-
|Int || 11 || 0 || 11(Wizard Familiar)
|-
|Wis || 12 || +1 ||
|-
|Cha || 6 || -2 ||
|}

==Attacks==
* BAB: 8/3 (Master's BAB)
* Combat Maneuver
** Bonus: 10=8 BAB + 3 Str -1 Size
** Defense: 23=10 + 8 BAB + 3 Str +3 Dex -1 size
*** +4 Bonus when resisting a trip attempt

* Bite Attack 10/5 to hit (8 BAB +1 Str +1 Size), 1d4+1 str damage

===Fiendish===
* Smite Good
** 1/day
** Swift Action
** Adds 0 (Cha Bonus) to attack rolls and deals 17 damage (HD) against good foes
** Persists until target is dead or Sunshine rests

==Defenses==
* HP: (1/2 of Wizard HP)
* AC: 21 = 10 +1 Dex +9 Familiar Natural +1 Size
** Flat-Footed: 20 = 10 +9 Familiar Natural +1 Size
** Touch: 12 = 10 +1 Dex +1 Size

* Init: +1 Dex

* Saves:
** Fort: 8=6 Master +2 Con
** Ref: 6=5 Master +1 Ref
** Will: 10=9 Master +1 Will
** Improved Evasion (Ex): Can make Reflex Saves Throws for no damage. Takes half damage if he fails.
** Spell Resistance (Ex): 22 = Master's level + 5
*** Overwrites Fiendish Dogs's SR of 6 (11 + CR)

===Fiendish===
* DR 10/good
* Resistance 15 to fire, cold

==Movement/Vision==
===Dog===
* Speed 40
===Fiendish===
* Darkvision 60 ft
==Skills==
{|border=1 cellpadding=1
|Name||Stat||Total||Derived ||Optional
|-
|Perception||Wis||8 ||4 Rank +1 Wis +3 Skill Focus
|}

* Acrobatics: +4 Racial when jumping, +4 When Jumping
* Survival: +4 Racial when tracking by scent

Skills: Acrobatics, Climb, Fly, Perception, Stealth and Swim are Class Skills. Use the master's skill ranks or the animal's natural skill rank, whichever is better.

==Feats and Abilities==
===Dog===
* Skill Focus (Perception)
===Wizard Familiar===
* Special Ability: +2 to Master's Reflex saves
* Alterness (Ex): When Sunshine is within arms reach, Ezel gains this feat.
** Ezel already has this feat.
* Share Spells: Ezel can cast spells with the target of "You" on Sunshine as a touch spell. He can cast even if they do not affect Magical Beasts.
* Empathic Link (Su): 1 mile distance. Only general emotions can be conveyed.
* Deliver Touch Spells (Su): Sunshine can be designated as the "toucher" when Ezel casts a touch spell. It will dissipate if Ezel casts another spell before the touch is delivered.
* Speak with Master (Ex): Ezel and Sunshine can communicate verbally. Others do not understand them without magical help.
* Speak with Dogs (Ex): This includes dire dogs, wolves, and other canines.
* Scry on Familiar (Sp): Ezel can Scry on Sunshine 1/day

Longest Road Pathfinder

2010-02-04T20:37:20Z

Zahnnie:

Talk:LongestRoadEzelPathfinder

2010-02-04T20:26:27Z

Zahnnie:

Familiar info says Sunshine's abilities are based on the number of levels Ezel has from classes that grant Familiar bonuses. This is 11 Wizard, as Planeshifter doesn't grant additional stuff. Is that correct?

Also, there's an entry in the Bestiary for Dogs. I'm just gonna use that (Half Fiend more than makes up for it)--[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 11:02, 4 February 2010 (EST)

Okay, I just spent way too much time looking this up. HERE IS MY RULING: Ezel did not start his wizarding self with a familiar. Instead, he had the other version of Arcane Bond. The one where you have an item and it gives you an extra spell. When he got Sunshine, it was as though he had obtained a free BONUS FEAT from Complete Arcane: Obtain Familiar. "For the purpose of determining familiar abilities that depend on your arcane caster level, your levels in all classes that allow you to cast arcane spells count." You also got "IMPROVED FAMILIAR" as a bonus feat, which allows you to pick "Or other fiendish animal from the standard familiar list." Okay, dog's not on the list, but big deal. ;)

Now, since special abilities are based on YOUR level- half-fiend is just too much. There IS a fiendish template somewhere in the back of the bestiary, The Internet claims. We just have to find it. :) It is slightly different from 3.5 Fiendish I hear but basically it's the same kind of thing- some darkvision, resistances, SR (which probably won't be as good as its familiar-SR). Basically he gets smite good and counts as evil.

Also he won't be flying yet, I don't think. -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 14:19, 4 February 2010 (EST)

I've only found mention of the Fiendish template online (Huh, there's an srd of PathFinder.) http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/monster-advancement *reads URL* MONSTER ADVANCEMENT!

Why is this not in the index?--[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 14:42, 4 February 2010 (EST)

OMG SRD!!! So useful! This will be a good holdover until I just buy the hardcopy bestiary. -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 15:26, 4 February 2010 (EST)

Talk:LongestRoadEzelPathfinder

2010-02-04T19:19:17Z

Zahnnie:

Talk:Holy-Crap-Good Cornbread

2010-02-04T06:38:40Z

Zahnnie:

delicious substitution: 1/2 cup honey for 2/3 cup sugar --[[User:Ubernerd|Ubernerd]] 14:17, 2 February 2010 (EST)

You better believe I'm gonna try this tonight.--[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 16:28, 3 February 2010 (EST)

Good stuff. I didn't expect the rosemary, but it helps spice things up a bit. --[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 23:12, 3 February 2010 (EST)

I LOVED IT OMG -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 01:38, 4 February 2010 (EST)

Talk:Longest Road Pathfinder

2010-02-03T21:39:29Z

Zahnnie:

Permanency no longer has XP costs. Instead it makes you pay 5X gp. This is in line with asking an NPC to cast something with an XP cost in D&D.

Also, my only worry is that I didn't get a good "feel" of 7-9th list spells before I got this boost. I rolled for spells randomly (except Foresight) so hopefully things will turn out OK (and I'll trip upon a spellbook soon after ward, *wink wink*)

Oh well (spams Shapechange)--[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 16:31, 3 February 2010 (EST)

What spells did you take? -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] 16:39, 3 February 2010 (EST)

LongestRoadEzelPathfinder

2010-02-03T16:18:46Z

Zahnnie: /* Items */

=Ezel=
Chad's character

*Class: 11 Wizard/1 Lich/6 Planeshifter
*XP: (Level 18 min + bonus from summaries)

*Race: Lich (was a Human)

Money:
{|border=1 cellpadding=1
| GP || 16181
|-
| CP || 202
|}

Languages: Common, Draconic, Elven, Dwarven, Undercommon, Abyssal, Celestial, Infernal, Sylvan

==Stats==
{|border=1 cellpadding=1
|Name || Stat || Bonus || Derived
|-
|Str || 12 || +1 ||
|-
|Dex || 14 || +2 ||
|-
|Con || 10 || 0 ||
|-
|Int || 27 || +8 || +2 Human +3 Bonus Stat +2 Lich +6 Headband of Int
|-
|Wis || 16 || +3 || +2 Lich
|-
|Cha || 21 || +5 || +2 Lich +1 Bonus Stat +4 Rod of Splendor
|}

===Attacks===
* BAB: 8/3 = 5 Wizard + 3 Planeshifter
* Combat Maneuver
** Bonus: 9 = 8 BAB + 1 Str
** Defense: 21 = 10 + 8 BAB + 1 Str + 2 Dex

* Lich Touch Attack
** 1d8 + 8 (HD/2) damage
** with a Paralyzing Touch

* Paralyzing Touch
** Fort Save DC 23 (10 +8 (HD/2) +5 Cha) or Permanently Paralyzed
** Remove Paralysis spell or Remove Curse can free the victim
** User appears dead (DC 20 Perception or DC 15 Heal to notice victim is alive)

* Fear Aura
** Will Save DC 23 (10 +8 (HD/2) +5 Cha)
** < 5 HD within 60 feet or become frightened
** >= 5 HD within 60 feet or become shaken for 17 (HD) rounds
** Mind Altering Fear affect
** Those who save are immune for 24 hours

===Defenses===
* HP: 17d8 + 17*5 Cha
* DR 15/Bludgeoning and Magic from Lich
* Immune to Cold, Electricity
* Ioun Stone, Pearl Black: Deals 1 hp of negative damage every 10 minutes
** Ezel is undead, so this will restore him instead

* AC: 10 + 2 Dex + 5 Lich Natural Armor +3 Ring of Protection Deflection +5 Robe of the Magi Armor
** Flat-footed: 10 + 5 Lich Natural +3 Ring of Protection Deflection +5 Robe of the Magi Armor
** Touch: 10 + 2 Dex +3 Ring of Protection Deflection

Init: 7 (2 Dex + 5 Forewarned)
* Forewarned: You always get to act during the surprise round (you are flat-footed until you act.) Your init bonus = 1/2 Wizard level.
* Divine Power (Sp): 11/day (3 + Int) touch a creature as a standard action. They get a +5 insight bonus (Wizard/2) to attack rolls, skill checks, ability checks and saving throws for 1 round.
* Scrying Adept (Su): Permanent Detect Scrying on you. When you scry, treat the target as one step more familiar. Very familiar are at a -10 penalty.

Saves:
* Spell Resistance 18 (Robe of the Archmagi)

* Fort 15 = 3 Wizard +3 Planeshifter +5 Cha +4 Robe of the Archmagi
* Refl 11 = 3 Wizard +2 Planeshifter +2 Dex +4 Robe of the Archmagi
* Will 16 = 7 Wizard +2 Planeshifter +3 Wis +4 Robe of the Archmagi

* Undead are immune to:
** Mind-Affecting Effects
** Death effects, Disease, Paralysis, Poison, Sleep, Stunning
** Ability Drain, Non lethal damage, Energy Drain
** Str Dex or Con damage
** Exhaustion and Fatigue
** Any Fort save unless it affects objects
** Massive Damage (destroyed at 0 hp however)
** Raise Dead spell (Resurrection and True Resurrection return undead to life)
** Breathing, Eating, Sleeping

* Lich
** Rejuvenation: Will grow a new body after 1d10 days at the phylactery.
** +4 Turn Resistance
** Can use Touch attack as a Full-Round Action to heal self

===Movement/Vision===
====Lich====
* 60 ft Darkvision (Lich)
====Wizard====
* Permanent See Invisibility (Wizard)
* Permanent Arcane Sight (Wizard)
* Permanent Tongues (Wizard)
====Planeshifter====
* Plane Shift 1/day (Sp)
* Analyze Portal 6/day (Sp)
* Planar Survival (Ex)
** Immune to normal planar effects
** Any planar effect neutralized by Avoid Planar Effects
** Also gains weaknesses of that plane
* Morphic Stability
** Highly Morphic planes are stablized within 180 feet (30 * Planeshifter)
* Greater Planar Survival (Su)
** Planar Survival trait is given to 6 (Planeshifter level) people
** Lasts for 24 hours or if they are on a different plane
* Control Planar Flux (Su)
** Caster's level is 4 levels higher when casting Dimensional Anchor and Dismissal spells
====Gear====
* Winged Boots
** Command word sprouts wings and emulates Fly spell
** (+4 to Fly checks)
** 3/day up to 5 minutes of flight
* Cloak of the Bat
** Hang upside down from the ceiling, like a bat
** Can polymorph into a bat (as per Beast Shape 3 spell)
** Hold the edges of the garment to emulate Fly spell
** (+7 to Fly checks)
*** Can fly only in darkness or near dark conditions
** Can fly up to 7 minutes, must wait that long to renew it
===Other===
====Rod of Splendor====
* Creates fine garments that last for 12 hours
** Disappears if given away or stolen
** Value is 1d4+6 * 1000 gp
** Once per week, palatial tent for 200 people lasts for 1 day
====Hat of Disguise====
* Emulates Disguise Self spell
** Can form hat as a different garment
==Feats and Abilities==
===General===
* Skill Focus (Spellcraft) (Human bonus feat)
* Skill Focus (Bluff) (Level 1)
* Spell Focus (Divination)
* Alertness
* Eschew Materials
* Skill Focus (Diplomacy)
* Improved Counterspell
* Spell Penetration
* Energy Substitution
* Arcane Strike
===Wizard===
* Scribe Scroll (Wizard bonus feat)
* Craft Wondrous Item (Wizard bonus feat)
* Quicken Spell (Wizard bonus feat)
* A familiar (Demon Dog)
* Specialize in Divination schools
** Forewarned
** Divine Power
** Scrying Adept (8 Wizard)
* Neglect Necromancy and Enchantment schools
* Cantrips
===Lich===
* Lich Touch Attack
* Lich Fear Aura
* Lich Defenses
===Undead===
* Undead Traits
===Planeshifter===
* Plane Shift 1/day (Sp)
* Add Planeshifter levels to spellcasting list and level
* Analyze Portal level/day
* Planar Survival (Ex)
* Morphic Stability
* Greater Planar Survival
* Control Planar Flux
===Skills===
Skill point total: 148 = (2 Wizard +5 Int +1 Human) * 11 + (4 Planeshifter +5 Int + 1 Human) * 6

{|border=1 cellpadding=1
|Skill||Stat||Total||Derived||Optional
|-
|Appraise||Int||13||5 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Bluff||Cha||13||5 Rank +5 Cha +3 Skill Focus
|-
|Diplomacy||Cha||24||10 Rank +5 Cha +6 Skill Focus +3 Class Skill
|-
|Disguise||Cha||13||5 Rank +5 Cha +3 Class Skill||+10 Hat of Disguise, Enhancement +2 Disguise Kit, Circumstance
|-
|Fly||Dex||9||4 Rank +2 Dex +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(Planes)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(Arcana)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(Religion)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(History)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Intimidate||Cha||11||3 Rank +5 Cha +3 Class Skill
|-
|Linguistics||Int||16||5 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Perception||Wis||23||8 Rank +2 Wis + 2 Alertness + 8 Lich +3 Class Skill
|-
|Sense Motive||Wis||23||8 Rank +2 Wis + 2 Alertness + 8 Lich +3 Class Skill
|-
|Spellcraft||Int||34||17 Rank +8 Int + 3 Class Skill + 6 Skill Focus
|-
|Stealth||Dex||23||5 Rank +2 Dex +8 Lich +3 Class Skill +5 Cloak of the Bat
|-
|Survival||Wis||11||5 Rank +3 Wis +3 Class Skill
|}

==Spells==
{|border=1 cellpadding=5
|Level||0||1||2||3||4||5||6||7||8||9
|-
|Class||4||4||4||4||4||4||4||3||2||1
|-
|Stat ||-||2||2||2||2||1||1||1||1
|-
|Total||4||6||6||6||6||5||5||4||3||1
|}

* DC: 10 + 8 Int = 18 + spell level
* bonus to overcome SR = +2 Enhancement Bonus (Robe of the Archmagi)

* Spell Focus (Divination): +1 DC to spells from this school.

* Rod of Metamagic, Extend: User can cast up to 3 spells up to 6th level that act as if Extended.
** Extend Spell:

* Blessed Book
** Waterproof, Durable Pages
** Has 1000 pages
** Can scribe spells onto them without costs

==Items==
===Plot Items===
* Anti-scry staff (plot)
* House
===These are in Pathfinder and standard D&D===
* Ring of Protection +3
* Rod of Metamagic Extend (6th level spell)
* Rod of Splendor (+4 Cha bonus)
** Not that I think it's ever come up, or ever will- but that's "while you're holding/wielding it". So in battle (when it's important anyways). I guess if you were ever using both hands to do something else you wouldn't be holding it.
* Headband of Int +6
* Boots, Winged
* Cloak of the Bat
* Hat of Disguise
* Ioun Stone, Pearl Black (Based on Pearly White)
* Robe of the Archmage (Black)
* Blessed Book (renamed from Boccob's Blessed Book)
* Disguise Kit
===Generic Items===
* Secret Chest & Minichest
* 200g of gems
* Magic Manacles

===Other Items, will find later===
* Dagger of Entry
* Rings of Force
* Prot Evil Ring
* Tuning fork to plane of air

LongestRoadEzelPathfinder

2010-02-03T16:13:46Z

Zahnnie: /* Defenses */ Saves for prestige classes balance a little different

=Ezel=
Chad's character

*Class: 11 Wizard/1 Lich/6 Planeshifter
*XP: (Level 18 min + bonus from summaries)

*Race: Lich (was a Human)

Money:
{|border=1 cellpadding=1
| GP || 16181
|-
| CP || 202
|}

Languages: Common, Draconic, Elven, Dwarven, Undercommon, Abyssal, Celestial, Infernal, Sylvan

==Stats==
{|border=1 cellpadding=1
|Name || Stat || Bonus || Derived
|-
|Str || 12 || +1 ||
|-
|Dex || 14 || +2 ||
|-
|Con || 10 || 0 ||
|-
|Int || 27 || +8 || +2 Human +3 Bonus Stat +2 Lich +6 Headband of Int
|-
|Wis || 16 || +3 || +2 Lich
|-
|Cha || 21 || +5 || +2 Lich +1 Bonus Stat +4 Rod of Splendor
|}

===Attacks===
* BAB: 8/3 = 5 Wizard + 3 Planeshifter
* Combat Maneuver
** Bonus: 9 = 8 BAB + 1 Str
** Defense: 21 = 10 + 8 BAB + 1 Str + 2 Dex

* Lich Touch Attack
** 1d8 + 8 (HD/2) damage
** with a Paralyzing Touch

* Paralyzing Touch
** Fort Save DC 23 (10 +8 (HD/2) +5 Cha) or Permanently Paralyzed
** Remove Paralysis spell or Remove Curse can free the victim
** User appears dead (DC 20 Perception or DC 15 Heal to notice victim is alive)

* Fear Aura
** Will Save DC 23 (10 +8 (HD/2) +5 Cha)
** < 5 HD within 60 feet or become frightened
** >= 5 HD within 60 feet or become shaken for 17 (HD) rounds
** Mind Altering Fear affect
** Those who save are immune for 24 hours

===Defenses===
* HP: 17d8 + 17*5 Cha
* DR 15/Bludgeoning and Magic from Lich
* Immune to Cold, Electricity
* Ioun Stone, Pearl Black: Deals 1 hp of negative damage every 10 minutes
** Ezel is undead, so this will restore him instead

* AC: 10 + 2 Dex + 5 Lich Natural Armor +3 Ring of Protection Deflection +5 Robe of the Magi Armor
** Flat-footed: 10 + 5 Lich Natural +3 Ring of Protection Deflection +5 Robe of the Magi Armor
** Touch: 10 + 2 Dex +3 Ring of Protection Deflection

Init: 7 (2 Dex + 5 Forewarned)
* Forewarned: You always get to act during the surprise round (you are flat-footed until you act.) Your init bonus = 1/2 Wizard level.
* Divine Power (Sp): 11/day (3 + Int) touch a creature as a standard action. They get a +5 insight bonus (Wizard/2) to attack rolls, skill checks, ability checks and saving throws for 1 round.
* Scrying Adept (Su): Permanent Detect Scrying on you. When you scry, treat the target as one step more familiar. Very familiar are at a -10 penalty.

Saves:
* Spell Resistance 18 (Robe of the Archmagi)

* Fort 15 = 3 Wizard +3 Planeshifter +5 Cha +4 Robe of the Archmagi
* Refl 11 = 3 Wizard +2 Planeshifter +2 Dex +4 Robe of the Archmagi
* Will 16 = 7 Wizard +2 Planeshifter +3 Wis +4 Robe of the Archmagi

* Undead are immune to:
** Mind-Affecting Effects
** Death effects, Disease, Paralysis, Poison, Sleep, Stunning
** Ability Drain, Non lethal damage, Energy Drain
** Str Dex or Con damage
** Exhaustion and Fatigue
** Any Fort save unless it affects objects
** Massive Damage (destroyed at 0 hp however)
** Raise Dead spell (Resurrection and True Resurrection return undead to life)
** Breathing, Eating, Sleeping

* Lich
** Rejuvenation: Will grow a new body after 1d10 days at the phylactery.
** +4 Turn Resistance
** Can use Touch attack as a Full-Round Action to heal self

===Movement/Vision===
====Lich====
* 60 ft Darkvision (Lich)
====Wizard====
* Permanent See Invisibility (Wizard)
* Permanent Arcane Sight (Wizard)
* Permanent Tongues (Wizard)
====Planeshifter====
* Plane Shift 1/day (Sp)
* Analyze Portal 6/day (Sp)
* Planar Survival (Ex)
** Immune to normal planar effects
** Any planar effect neutralized by Avoid Planar Effects
** Also gains weaknesses of that plane
* Morphic Stability
** Highly Morphic planes are stablized within 180 feet (30 * Planeshifter)
* Greater Planar Survival (Su)
** Planar Survival trait is given to 6 (Planeshifter level) people
** Lasts for 24 hours or if they are on a different plane
* Control Planar Flux (Su)
** Caster's level is 4 levels higher when casting Dimensional Anchor and Dismissal spells
====Gear====
* Winged Boots
** Command word sprouts wings and emulates Fly spell
** (+4 to Fly checks)
** 3/day up to 5 minutes of flight
* Cloak of the Bat
** Hang upside down from the ceiling, like a bat
** Can polymorph into a bat (as per Beast Shape 3 spell)
** Hold the edges of the garment to emulate Fly spell
** (+7 to Fly checks)
*** Can fly only in darkness or near dark conditions
** Can fly up to 7 minutes, must wait that long to renew it
===Other===
====Rod of Splendor====
* Creates fine garments that last for 12 hours
** Disappears if given away or stolen
** Value is 1d4+6 * 1000 gp
** Once per week, palatial tent for 200 people lasts for 1 day
====Hat of Disguise====
* Emulates Disguise Self spell
** Can form hat as a different garment
==Feats and Abilities==
===General===
* Skill Focus (Spellcraft) (Human bonus feat)
* Skill Focus (Bluff) (Level 1)
* Spell Focus (Divination)
* Alertness
* Eschew Materials
* Skill Focus (Diplomacy)
* Improved Counterspell
* Spell Penetration
* Energy Substitution
* Arcane Strike
===Wizard===
* Scribe Scroll (Wizard bonus feat)
* Craft Wondrous Item (Wizard bonus feat)
* Quicken Spell (Wizard bonus feat)
* A familiar (Demon Dog)
* Specialize in Divination schools
** Forewarned
** Divine Power
** Scrying Adept (8 Wizard)
* Neglect Necromancy and Enchantment schools
* Cantrips
===Lich===
* Lich Touch Attack
* Lich Fear Aura
* Lich Defenses
===Undead===
* Undead Traits
===Planeshifter===
* Plane Shift 1/day (Sp)
* Add Planeshifter levels to spellcasting list and level
* Analyze Portal level/day
* Planar Survival (Ex)
* Morphic Stability
* Greater Planar Survival
* Control Planar Flux
===Skills===
Skill point total: 148 = (2 Wizard +5 Int +1 Human) * 11 + (4 Planeshifter +5 Int + 1 Human) * 6

{|border=1 cellpadding=1
|Skill||Stat||Total||Derived||Optional
|-
|Appraise||Int||13||5 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Bluff||Cha||13||5 Rank +5 Cha +3 Skill Focus
|-
|Diplomacy||Cha||24||10 Rank +5 Cha +6 Skill Focus +3 Class Skill
|-
|Disguise||Cha||13||5 Rank +5 Cha +3 Class Skill||+10 Hat of Disguise, Enhancement +2 Disguise Kit, Circumstance
|-
|Fly||Dex||9||4 Rank +2 Dex +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(Planes)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(Arcana)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(Religion)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Knowledge(History)||Int||28||17 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Intimidate||Cha||11||3 Rank +5 Cha +3 Class Skill
|-
|Linguistics||Int||16||5 Rank +8 Int +3 Class Skill
|-
|Perception||Wis||23||8 Rank +2 Wis + 2 Alertness + 8 Lich +3 Class Skill
|-
|Sense Motive||Wis||23||8 Rank +2 Wis + 2 Alertness + 8 Lich +3 Class Skill
|-
|Spellcraft||Int||34||17 Rank +8 Int + 3 Class Skill + 6 Skill Focus
|-
|Stealth||Dex||23||5 Rank +2 Dex +8 Lich +3 Class Skill +5 Cloak of the Bat
|-
|Survival||Wis||11||5 Rank +3 Wis +3 Class Skill
|}

==Spells==
{|border=1 cellpadding=5
|Level||0||1||2||3||4||5||6||7||8||9
|-
|Class||4||4||4||4||4||4||4||3||2||1
|-
|Stat ||-||2||2||2||2||1||1||1||1
|-
|Total||4||6||6||6||6||5||5||4||3||1
|}

* DC: 10 + 8 Int = 18 + spell level
* bonus to overcome SR = +2 Enhancement Bonus (Robe of the Archmagi)

* Spell Focus (Divination): +1 DC to spells from this school.

* Rod of Metamagic, Extend: User can cast up to 3 spells up to 6th level that act as if Extended.
** Extend Spell:

* Blessed Book
** Waterproof, Durable Pages
** Has 1000 pages
** Can scribe spells onto them without costs

==Items==
===Plot Items===
* Anti-scry staff (plot)
* House
===These are in Pathfinder and standard D&D===
* Ring of Protection +3
* Rod of Metamagic Extend (6th level spell)
* Rod of Splendor (+4 Cha bonus)
* Headband of Int +6
* Boots, Winged
* Cloak of the Bat
* Hat of Disguise
* Ioun Stone, Pearl Black (Based on Pearly White)
* Robe of the Archmage (Black)
* Blessed Book (renamed from Boccob's Blessed Book)
* Disguise Kit
===Generic Items===
* Secret Chest & Minichest
* 200g of gems
* Magic Manacles

===Other Items, will find later===
* Dagger of Entry
* Rings of Force
* Prot Evil Ring
* Tuning fork to plane of air