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Chadius: /* Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition */

2009-02-26T00:11:31Z

Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition

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	Lunathema filled her ship with lunar fog, it seems. Probably to hide herself and her ninja so she could blast with impunity. The Slash and Miss Wand fought Lunathema to a standstill. Which was good because she was distracted. Aquavius had snuck on the ship (somehow) and was flying the airship away from the SJS headquarters. Victory had gotten on the underside of the ship and was disarming the bomb (he had to evade the bombay doors when The Slash tried to close them, though.)		Lunathema filled her ship with lunar fog, it seems. Probably to hide herself and her ninja so she could blast with impunity. The Slash and Miss Wand fought Lunathema to a standstill. Which was good because she was distracted. Aquavius had snuck on the ship (somehow) and was flying the airship away from the SJS headquarters. Victory had gotten on the underside of the ship and was disarming the bomb (he had to evade the bombay doors when The Slash tried to close them, though.)


			Once DaSoup crashed into the ship, Lunathema was defeated. She was incarcerated, but given her phone call while the crew worked out the ramifications of her diplomatic immunity. One thread remained: what happened to the Jewel of Mai'jen? Lunathema said it would be on the ship. A thorough search turned up nothing. Suspicion turns to Dra'zzle Mah Na'zzle, who Miss Wand lost track of soon after teleporting on the vessel.


			Utof experienced a 0.002% increase in crime while I was absent. Switchbox and Hipher did an admirable job of course, but there is a reason I am called Commander.
			-Cmdr Etheros

	==DaSoup says the loveliest things==		==DaSoup says the loveliest things==

Chadius: /* DaGoil */

2009-02-26T00:00:18Z

DaGoil

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	'''The Slash sez:'''Doesn't know who I am :) +++++		'''The Slash sez:'''Doesn't know who I am :) +++++
	===DaGoil===		===DaGoil===
	DaGoil seems to know the Justice Squad very well. Especially DaSoup. We're not sure who she is. Maybe an alternate dimension ~~sounterpart~~? Maybe a clone? Perhaps that note about a depowered DaSoup and Madame Odys freezing to death stuck in a mattress factory wasn't a hallucination?		DaGoil seems to know the Justice Squad very well. Especially DaSoup. We're not sure who she is. Maybe an alternate dimension counterpart? Maybe a clone? Perhaps that note about a depowered DaSoup and Madame Odys freezing to death stuck in a mattress factory wasn't a hallucination?

	Strangely enough DaGoil seems to be much more...adjusted than DaSoup. She's actually capable of math, and strategy. She also has superstrength, nigh invulnerability and shoots freeze vision from her eyes. Odd.		Strangely enough DaGoil seems to be much more...adjusted than DaSoup. She's actually capable of math, and strategy. She also has superstrength, nigh invulnerability and shoots freeze vision from her eyes. Odd.

	'''The Slash sez:''' Spandex?! DaSoup's daughter?? Knows my comic way too well.		'''The Slash sez:''' Spandex?! DaSoup's daughter?? Knows my comic way too well.

	===Drazzle Mah Nazzle===		===Drazzle Mah Nazzle===
	This is Drazzle's third attempt to sway Ms Wand by trying to join the group. When we reminded him that we don't hire contract assassins, he left dejectedly. He blurted something to Ms Wand in Elven before he left.		This is Drazzle's third attempt to sway Ms Wand by trying to join the group. When we reminded him that we don't hire contract assassins, he left dejectedly. He blurted something to Ms Wand in Elven before he left.

Chadius: /* Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition */

2009-02-25T23:56:06Z

Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition

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	==Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition==		==Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition==
	Miss Lunathema brought in her ninja, as well as several attack ships to bomb the mansion. Beatmasta was kind enough to lend its music to disrupt the ninja on the ground level. Fawnsavice and the other applicants also helped on the ground level.		Miss Lunathema brought in her ninja, as well as several attack ships to bomb the mansion. Beatmasta was kind enough to lend its music to disrupt the ninja on the ground level. Fawnsavice and the other applicants also helped on the ground level.


	DaSoup and DaGoil chose a direct assault. They were quite effective and they used a "buzzaw arm spin technique" to cut through a few ships (DaGoil gave a rather winded description, I didn't catch the details.) Ms Wand used a frosting technique to disable their flying devices. Also some kind of <strike>anti air device</strike>'''electrostatic SAMs''' prevented the machines from climbing much higher.		DaSoup and DaGoil chose a direct assault. They were quite effective and they used a "buzzaw arm spin technique" to cut through a few ships (DaGoil gave a rather winded description, I didn't catch the details.) Ms Wand used a frosting technique to disable their flying devices. Also some kind of <strike>anti air device</strike>'''electrostatic SAMs''' prevented the machines from climbing much higher.


	Lunathema's master ship had a bomb of some kind and ward against enemy intrusion. Miss Wand said that Drazzle hinted to her about the Dispelling of Mai'jen would be needed, so the ward must be very powerful indeed. At any rate, they climbed to the top of the Mansion (where The Slash was waiting) and sang the incantation. With the ward disabled, Miss Wand prepared a teleportation spell into the ship.		Lunathema's master ship had a bomb of some kind and ward against enemy intrusion. Miss Wand said that Drazzle hinted to her about the Dispelling of Mai'jen would be needed, so the ward must be very powerful indeed. At any rate, they climbed to the top of the Mansion (where The Slash was waiting) and sang the incantation. With the ward disabled, Miss Wand prepared a teleportation spell into the ship.


			Lunathema filled her ship with lunar fog, it seems. Probably to hide herself and her ninja so she could blast with impunity. The Slash and Miss Wand fought Lunathema to a standstill. Which was good because she was distracted. Aquavius had snuck on the ship (somehow) and was flying the airship away from the SJS headquarters. Victory had gotten on the underside of the ship and was disarming the bomb (he had to evade the bombay doors when The Slash tried to close them, though.)

	==DaSoup says the loveliest things==		==DaSoup says the loveliest things==

Chadius: /* Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition */

2009-02-25T05:03:46Z

Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition

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	DaSoup and DaGoil chose a direct assault. They were quite effective and they used a "buzzaw arm spin technique" to cut through a few ships (DaGoil gave a rather winded description, I didn't catch the details.) Ms Wand used a frosting technique to disable their flying devices. Also some kind of <strike>anti air device</strike>'''electrostatic SAMs''' prevented the machines from climbing much higher.		DaSoup and DaGoil chose a direct assault. They were quite effective and they used a "buzzaw arm spin technique" to cut through a few ships (DaGoil gave a rather winded description, I didn't catch the details.) Ms Wand used a frosting technique to disable their flying devices. Also some kind of <strike>anti air device</strike>'''electrostatic SAMs''' prevented the machines from climbing much higher.

			Lunathema's master ship had a bomb of some kind and ward against enemy intrusion. Miss Wand said that Drazzle hinted to her about the Dispelling of Mai'jen would be needed, so the ward must be very powerful indeed. At any rate, they climbed to the top of the Mansion (where The Slash was waiting) and sang the incantation. With the ward disabled, Miss Wand prepared a teleportation spell into the ship.

	==DaSoup says the loveliest things==		==DaSoup says the loveliest things==

Chadius: /* Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition */

2009-02-25T04:46:20Z

Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition

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	'''The Slash sez:'''No spandex. Rubber? Fetishist? Almost as bad as V.		'''The Slash sez:'''No spandex. Rubber? Fetishist? Almost as bad as V.
	==Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition==		==Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition==
			Miss Lunathema brought in her ninja, as well as several attack ships to bomb the mansion. Beatmasta was kind enough to lend its music to disrupt the ninja on the ground level. Fawnsavice and the other applicants also helped on the ground level.

			DaSoup and DaGoil chose a direct assault. They were quite effective and they used a "buzzaw arm spin technique" to cut through a few ships (DaGoil gave a rather winded description, I didn't catch the details.) Ms Wand used a frosting technique to disable their flying devices. Also some kind of <strike>anti air device</strike>'''electrostatic SAMs''' prevented the machines from climbing much higher.

	==DaSoup says the loveliest things==		==DaSoup says the loveliest things==

Chadius: /* Preparation Notes */

2009-02-24T18:24:47Z

Preparation Notes

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	*<tt>good rum. -Aquavius</tt>		*<tt>good rum. -Aquavius</tt>
	**Yeah, that was a pretty good dinner.		**Yeah, that was a pretty good dinner.
	**<tt>''you're the best mate i've eer had -Aquavius''</tt>		**<tt>you're the best mate i've eer had -Aquavius</tt>
	**Um...are you still drunk?		**Um...are you still drunk?
	**<tt>NO, I'm juss a bit under the weather good rump -Aquavius</tt>		**<tt>NO, I'm juss a bit under the weather good rump -Aquavius</tt>

Chadius: /* Preparation Notes */

2009-02-24T18:24:15Z

Preparation Notes

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 ==Preparation Notes==
 *Alright, it's time to refill out ranks. *sigh* someone will try to crash the event so we need security.
 **I can fly around the place really fast! DASOUP
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 **The exit button in the upper-right corner.
 **<tt>''Right. I knew that. But thank you at any rate. -Ms Wand''</tt>
 ==Applicant Notes==

Chadius: /* Preparation Notes */

2009-02-24T18:10:13Z

Preparation Notes

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	==Preparation Notes==		==Preparation Notes==
	*Ms Wand talks to Cmdr Etheros for guards
	*Aquavius has dinner with The Slash		*Aquavius has dinner with The Slash
	*Victory cleans up the Justice Mansion		*Victory cleans up the Justice Mansion
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	*<tt>So mates, there's been someone chasing off nearby fishermen and sinking ships about 100 miles off shore. I've been lookin' for the past few days and found a fishie-man living underwater. Invited him to the festivities, should be fun. -Aquavius</tt>		*<tt>So mates, there's been someone chasing off nearby fishermen and sinking ships about 100 miles off shore. I've been lookin' for the past few days and found a fishie-man living underwater. Invited him to the festivities, should be fun. -Aquavius</tt>
	**'''Fishie-man? A bit more specific? -Victory'''		**'''Fishie-man? A bit more specific? -Victory'''
	**<tt>I can't give away all my secrets right ~~off the bat, silly~~. -~~Aquavius~~</tt>		**<tt>I can't give away all my secrets. -Aquavius</tt>


			*<tt>''Commander Etheros will attend the interview. He will dispatch many guards and sentries to ensure the safety of our visitors. -Ms Wand''</tt>
			**<tt>''How do I exit this? -Ms Wand''</tt>
			**The exit button in the upper-right corner.
			**<tt>''Right. I knew that. But thank you at any rate. -Ms Wand''</tt>

	==Applicant Notes==		==Applicant Notes==

Chadius: /* Preparation Notes */

2009-02-24T17:38:46Z

Preparation Notes

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	==Preparation Notes==		==Preparation Notes==
			*Ms Wand talks to Cmdr Etheros for guards
			*Aquavius has dinner with The Slash
			*Victory cleans up the Justice Mansion
			*DaSoup prepares for the meat people


			Alright, it's time to refill out ranks. sigh* someone will try to crash the event so we need security.
			**I can fly around the place really fast! DASOUP
			**'''No we need you here to interro-interview people. I'll set up a perimeter. -Victory'''
			**<tt>''Or we could just ask Commander Etheros. You know, Gold Member? Organizes a city-wide police force? Lowest crime rates in the wolrd? -Ms Wand''</tt>
			**''Try to get the down-low on Etheros without getting down-low. -Beats Speaks.''
			**<tt>''Hmpf. I wash my hands of this "message board" if that's what I'm going to have to put up with. -Ms Wand''</tt>


			*<tt>So mates, there's been someone chasing off nearby fishermen and sinking ships about 100 miles off shore. I've been lookin' for the past few days and found a fishie-man living underwater. Invited him to the festivities, should be fun. -Aquavius</tt>
			**'''Fishie-man? A bit more specific? -Victory'''
			**<tt>I can't give away all my secrets right off the bat, silly. -Aquavius</tt>

	==Applicant Notes==		==Applicant Notes==

Chadius at 02:54, 24 February 2009

2009-02-24T02:54:48Z

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			==Preparation Notes==

	==Applicant Notes==		==Applicant Notes==

	===Water Dude===		===Water Dude===
			Water Dude seems to be some kind of aquatic humanoid. Wields a trident, swims fast and talks to fish. Doesn't know many human languages (well, doesn't know ANY languages) but seems to understand whatever Aquavius does when she talks to aquatic creatures.

	'''The Slash sez:'''Doesn't know who I am :) +++++		'''The Slash sez:'''Doesn't know who I am :) +++++
	===~~Da Goil~~===		===DaGoil===
			DaGoil seems to know the Justice Squad very well. Especially DaSoup. We're not sure who she is. Maybe an alternate dimension sounterpart? Maybe a clone? Perhaps that note about a depowered DaSoup and Madame Odys freezing to death stuck in a mattress factory wasn't a hallucination?

			Strangely enough DaGoil seems to be much more...adjusted than DaSoup. She's actually capable of math, and strategy. She also has superstrength, nigh invulnerability and shoots freeze vision from her eyes. Odd.

	'''The Slash sez:''' Spandex?! DaSoup's daughter?? Knows my comic way too well.		'''The Slash sez:''' Spandex?! DaSoup's daughter?? Knows my comic way too well.
	===Drazzle Mah Nazzle===		===Drazzle Mah Nazzle===
			This is Drazzle's third attempt to sway Ms Wand by trying to join the group. When we reminded him that we don't hire contract assassins, he left dejectedly. He blurted something to Ms Wand in Elven before he left.

	'''The Slash sez:'''Are you serious?		'''The Slash sez:'''Are you serious?
	===Soluble Boy===		===Soluble Boy===
			Soluble Boy has a wide array of powers: alter reality, immune to any attack once he sees it, shapeshifter, instant teleportation through time and space, you got it. Plus he wants to be a sidekick, always a plus. However he has a crippling weakness: he loses his powers and dissolves in water. Like, a sudden downpour will ruin him.

	'''The Slash sez:'''Where are they all getting the spandex? Wants to be a sidekick? Water soluable. Knows the Slashter School Special too well!		'''The Slash sez:'''Where are they all getting the spandex? Wants to be a sidekick? Water soluable. Knows the Slashter School Special too well!
	===Fawnsavice===		===Fawnsavice===
	~~'''The Slash sez:'''Doesn~~'t wear much. ~~Raised~~ by wolves~~? Is~~ she ~~for real? No clue who I am? "He who dances?" I like her~~.		Fawnsavice doesn't wear much, and she is an experienced grappler, able to wrestle several humans simultaneously. She is also known to tackle bears. She was raised by wolves at a young age and learned how to read body language. Although she seems a bit shy around humans.

	Victory has taken quite a shine to her and is willing to help her grappling skills.		Victory has taken quite a shine to her and is willing to help her grappling skills.

			'''The Slash sez:'''Doesn't wear much. Raised by wolves? Is she for real? No clue who I am? "He who dances?" I like her.
	===Triumphant===		===Triumphant===
			He...is...Triumphant! Triumphant claims to be a member of the Awesome Crusade Force, an alternate-dimension version of Victory. While he possesses the same skills as Victory, he is much friendlier in demeanor. He doesn't like the Lady of Wands, his version of Ms Wand (claims she is a drow priestess.)

			Unfortunately the interview was cut short when the perimeter guards were overwhelmed by an invasion force.

	'''The Slash sez:'''No spandex. Rubber? Fetishist? Almost as bad as V.		'''The Slash sez:'''No spandex. Rubber? Fetishist? Almost as bad as V.
	==Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition==		==Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition==