Chadius: TOA Shadra Haela - Revision history

Rykilde: I sent the wayward comma to a re-education facility.

2007-09-04T03:01:36Z

I sent the wayward comma to a re-education facility.

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	'''Rick:''' First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?		'''Rick:''' First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?

	'''Sly:''' She's a farmer's daughter - literally. Came straight from a farm in Tenessee. A terrible accident burned down her home and, she lost her parents too. She had to pick up oddjobs and live in the lower-end apartments.		'''Sly:''' She's a farmer's daughter - literally. Came straight from a farm in Tenessee. A terrible accident burned down her home and she lost her parents too. She had to pick up oddjobs and live in the lower-end apartments.

	'''Rick:''' Oh, that's terrible.		'''Rick:''' Oh, that's terrible.

Chadius: blarg, I finally found blockquote!

2007-09-02T21:37:55Z

blarg, I finally found blockquote!

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	'''Sly:''' Low caffine that entire week. Made me irritable.		'''Sly:''' Low caffine that entire week. Made me irritable.

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	Readers will recall that week was Celebrity Week. Diiman and Shardra made it to the finals, but Diiman couldn't guess the Secret Word. The way Shardra said "Saxophone," "Oboe," and "Trombone" left Diiman rather...excited. After the first airing, Sly was furious and claimed the episode devalued them to "hormonal sex slaves." The episode of ''Secret Word'' was never aired again and remains a rarity, a true collector's classic.		Readers will recall that week was Celebrity Week. Diiman and Shardra made it to the finals, but Diiman couldn't guess the Secret Word. The way Shardra said "Saxophone," "Oboe," and "Trombone" left Diiman rather...excited. After the first airing, Sly was furious and claimed the episode devalued them to "hormonal sex slaves." The episode of ''Secret Word'' was never aired again and remains a rarity, a true collector's classic.
			</blockquote>

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	The pair broke up soon after that but remained close friends. Some say Sly broke them up because he didn't want anymore spectacles. Of course the rumor mill flew about their private lives (see "Glamourous" magazine, Ver 10th, 1498 for some ideas.)		The pair broke up soon after that but remained close friends. Some say Sly broke them up because he didn't want anymore spectacles. Of course the rumor mill flew about their private lives (see "Glamourous" magazine, Ver 10th, 1498 for some ideas.)
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	Clearly Sly wasn't going to talk about it, so I decided to switch gears.		Clearly Sly wasn't going to talk about it, so I decided to switch gears.

Chadius at 23:57, 8 April 2007

2007-04-08T23:57:37Z

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	Actual Age: 26		Actual Age: 26

	Shardra is a Mueza, and is gearing up to be a ~~reach~~ culture-changer.		Shardra is a Mueza, and is gearing up to be a real culture-changer.

	Birthplace is TOA Headquarters. Her mother Mera laid her and then died a few years afterward. Agent Zii has trained and raised her since then. Agent Zii describes her as "Crafty, Smart, and Amicable. Make sure to capitalize those."		Birthplace is TOA Headquarters. Her mother Mera laid her and then died a few years afterward. Agent Zii has trained and raised her since then. Agent Zii describes her as "Crafty, Smart, and Amicable. Make sure to capitalize those."

Chadius: I'd be a cranky lady too if I had to lay an egg that big...

2006-12-06T14:30:53Z

I'd be a cranky lady too if I had to lay an egg that big...

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	Shardra is a Mueza, and is gearing up to be a reach culture-changer.		Shardra is a Mueza, and is gearing up to be a reach culture-changer.

	~~She was born in~~ TOA Headquarters by Mera. Agent Zii has trained and raised her since then. Agent Zii describes her as "Crafty, Smart, and Amicable. Make sure to capitalize those."		Birthplace is TOA Headquarters. Her mother Mera laid her and then died a few years afterward. Agent Zii has trained and raised her since then. Agent Zii describes her as "Crafty, Smart, and Amicable. Make sure to capitalize those."

	She has built some tolerance to mirrors, able to stare at them for an entire minute without needing assistance. Some think she could have been an excellent spy.		She has built some tolerance to mirrors, able to stare at them for an entire minute without needing assistance. Some think she could have been an excellent spy.

	Shardra excels at acting, singing and storytelling. She has applied these arts to movies and theatre, making her very famous. She could easily sway the masses in whatever direction she wants.		Shardra excels at acting, singing and storytelling. She has applied these arts to movies and theatre, making her very famous. She could easily sway the masses in whatever direction she wants.

Chadius: /* TOA file S314157: Shardra Haela */

2006-12-05T23:06:57Z

TOA file S314157: Shardra Haela

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	==TOA file S314157: Shardra Haela==		==TOA file S314157: Shardra Haela==

			Race: Mueza

			Height: Tall, but not towering

			Weight: Sexy thin, but with meat on her bones

			Actual Age: 26

			Shardra is a Mueza, and is gearing up to be a reach culture-changer.

			She was born in TOA Headquarters by Mera. Agent Zii has trained and raised her since then. Agent Zii describes her as "Crafty, Smart, and Amicable. Make sure to capitalize those."

			She has built some tolerance to mirrors, able to stare at them for an entire minute without needing assistance. Some think she could have been an excellent spy.

			Shardra excels at acting, singing and storytelling. She has applied these arts to movies and theatre, making her very famous. She could easily sway the masses in whatever direction she wants.

Chadius: Header for in-depth file

2006-12-05T22:54:41Z

Header for in-depth file

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	'''Rick:''' Thank you for your time.		'''Rick:''' Thank you for your time.

			Well that's that folks! Thanks for reading.

			==TOA file S314157: Shardra Haela==

Chadius at 22:42, 5 December 2006

2006-12-05T22:42:42Z

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	'''Rick:''' If I recall correctly, you weren't so thrilled about their relationship initially. Like after that showing of ''Secret Word''-		'''Rick:''' If I recall correctly, you weren't so thrilled about their relationship initially. Like after that showing of ''Secret Word''-

	'''Sly:''' Low caffine that entire week. Made me irritable. The ~~one-word hints~~ Shardra ~~had to tell~~ Diiman ~~felt~~...~~inappropriate~~. ~~Like~~ the ~~producers wanted~~ to see Diiman's ~~reaction onscreen~~.		'''Sly:''' Low caffine that entire week. Made me irritable.

			Readers will recall that week was Celebrity Week. Diiman and Shardra made it to the finals, but Diiman couldn't guess the Secret Word. The way Shardra said "Saxophone," "Oboe," and "Trombone" left Diiman rather...excited. After the first airing, Sly was furious and claimed the episode devalued them to "hormonal sex slaves." The episode of ''Secret Word'' was never aired again and remains a rarity, a true collector's classic.

			The pair broke up soon after that but remained close friends. Some say Sly broke them up because he didn't want anymore spectacles. Of course the rumor mill flew about their private lives (see "Glamourous" magazine, Ver 10th, 1498 for some ideas.)

			Clearly Sly wasn't going to talk about it, so I decided to switch gears.

			'''Rick:''' So Sly, what is she working on now?

			'''Sly:''' She is co-starring in a new film with Diiman. Blazing Fury will be in it, too. Rumor is there's gonna be a new guy fighting alongside them.

			'''Rick:''' Is it that dragon-looking guy someone recorded in China?

			'''Sly:''' No comment. I think my time is done.

			'''Rick:''' Thank you for your time.

Chadius: /* Cover Story */

2006-12-05T22:23:47Z

Cover Story

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	'''Sly:''' Diiman was having one of his crazy parties. And it's Shardra's first time at these parties. What does she do? Walks right up to Diiman and talks to him. Now I understand power grabs, but you gotta be careful. One word from him and it would be all over for her. But no. He takes her out of there. The next morning, I get a call from a dazed Diiman talking about how great she is and how she needs to stay and how he's gonna talk about her on TV every opportunity he gets. I called Shardra and congratulated her on her impending Megastardom.		'''Sly:''' Diiman was having one of his crazy parties. And it's Shardra's first time at these parties. What does she do? Walks right up to Diiman and talks to him. Now I understand power grabs, but you gotta be careful. One word from him and it would be all over for her. But no. He takes her out of there. The next morning, I get a call from a dazed Diiman talking about how great she is and how she needs to stay and how he's gonna talk about her on TV every opportunity he gets. I called Shardra and congratulated her on her impending Megastardom.

			'''Rick:''' If I recall correctly, you weren't so thrilled about their relationship initially. Like after that showing of ''Secret Word''-

			'''Sly:''' Low caffine that entire week. Made me irritable. The one-word hints Shardra had to tell Diiman felt...inappropriate. Like the producers wanted to see Diiman's reaction onscreen.

Chadius: Megastardom

2006-12-05T17:03:43Z

Megastardom

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	Hi! I'm Rick Rogen, and this week's spotlight I'm going to cover the one, the only Shardra Haela! She's been in the biz for five years, now 26 years old. I have tied down her agent, Sly Hatrey in my office. And I am going to get some answers!		Hi! I'm Rick Rogen, and this week's spotlight I'm going to cover the one, the only Shardra Haela! She's been in the biz for five years, now 26 years old. I have tied down her agent, Sly Hatrey in my office. And I am going to get some answers!

	'''Rick:'''First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?		'''Rick:''' First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?

	'''Sly:'''She's a farmer's daughter - literally. Came straight from a farm in Tenessee. A terrible accident burned down her home and, she lost her parents too. She had to pick up oddjobs and live in the lower-end apartments.		'''Sly:''' She's a farmer's daughter - literally. Came straight from a farm in Tenessee. A terrible accident burned down her home and, she lost her parents too. She had to pick up oddjobs and live in the lower-end apartments.

	'''Rick:'''Oh, that's terrible.		'''Rick:''' Oh, that's terrible.

	'''Sly:'''Yup. But Fate works in mysterious ways. I was in Memphis, helping out Diiman's latest flick, ''Psychobilly Explosion.'' Anyways, the scene is the badguy challenges Sheriff Diiman, right? And of course the women in the town love him, so they're like "NO Sheriff, don't go!" Anyway, Shardra pops up as one of the extra screaming women. One look at her and I know. She's going places. After we finish filming, I pluck her right out of there and offer to be her agent. And then BOOM, history.		'''Sly:''' Yup. But Fate works in mysterious ways. I was in Memphis, helping out Diiman's latest flick, ''Psychobilly Explosion.'' Anyways, the scene is the badguy challenges Sheriff Diiman, right? And of course the women in the town love him, so they're like "NO Sheriff, don't go!" Anyway, Shardra pops up as one of the extra screaming women. One look at her and I know. She's going places. After we finish filming, I pluck her right out of there and offer to be her agent. And then BOOM, history.

	'''Rick:'''And then she starred in ''Sensible Sensibility'', right?		'''Rick:''' And then she starred in ''Sensible Sensibility'', right?

	'''Sly:'''[nods] Yup. The robot scene was magnificent. Jane Austen would be proud. The box office was also very proud. She hit several magazines, TV commercials, guest starred in a few game shows, the works.		'''Sly:''' [nods] Yup. The robot scene was magnificent. Jane Austen would be proud. The box office was also very proud. She hit several magazines, TV commercials, guest starred in a few game shows, the works. But she wasn't a megastar. Not yet.

			'''Rick:''' And that's when she met Diiman.

			'''Sly:''' Diiman was having one of his crazy parties. And it's Shardra's first time at these parties. What does she do? Walks right up to Diiman and talks to him. Now I understand power grabs, but you gotta be careful. One word from him and it would be all over for her. But no. He takes her out of there. The next morning, I get a call from a dazed Diiman talking about how great she is and how she needs to stay and how he's gonna talk about her on TV every opportunity he gets. I called Shardra and congratulated her on her impending Megastardom.

Chadius: /* Cover Story */

2006-12-05T16:56:46Z

Cover Story

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	Hi! I'm Rick Rogen, and this week's spotlight I'm going to cover the one, the only Shardra Haela! ~~Yes~~, I have tied down her agent, Sly Hatrey in my office. And I am going to get some answers!		Hi! I'm Rick Rogen, and this week's spotlight I'm going to cover the one, the only Shardra Haela! She's been in the biz for five years, now 26 years old. I have tied down her agent, Sly Hatrey in my office. And I am going to get some answers!

	'''Rick:'''First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?		'''Rick:'''First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?
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	'''Sly:'''Yup. But Fate works in mysterious ways. I was in Memphis, helping out Diiman's latest flick, ''Psychobilly Explosion.'' Anyways, the scene is the badguy challenges Sheriff Diiman, right? And of course the women in the town love him, so they're like "NO Sheriff, don't go!" Anyway, Shardra pops up as one of the extra screaming women. One look at her and I know. She's going places. After we finish filming, I pluck her right out of there and offer to be her agent. And then BOOM, history.		'''Sly:'''Yup. But Fate works in mysterious ways. I was in Memphis, helping out Diiman's latest flick, ''Psychobilly Explosion.'' Anyways, the scene is the badguy challenges Sheriff Diiman, right? And of course the women in the town love him, so they're like "NO Sheriff, don't go!" Anyway, Shardra pops up as one of the extra screaming women. One look at her and I know. She's going places. After we finish filming, I pluck her right out of there and offer to be her agent. And then BOOM, history.

			'''Rick:'''And then she starred in ''Sensible Sensibility'', right?

			'''Sly:'''[nods] Yup. The robot scene was magnificent. Jane Austen would be proud. The box office was also very proud. She hit several magazines, TV commercials, guest starred in a few game shows, the works.