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Nybble: Beware the Nightmare

2007-10-24T05:35:08Z

Beware the Nightmare

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	**Group hug at the entrance!		**Group hug at the entrance!
	**Daestra says bye bye, goes separate ways (not before exchanging friend codes)		**Daestra says bye bye, goes separate ways (not before exchanging friend codes)

			==Mission Report in Verse: Diiman==
			;Objective: Defeat the Nightmare and get the second golden fork
			;Status: Success
			;Summary: On topic?

			<pre>
			We arrive inside the deep darkened tunnel
			I light the path with Black Tiger's high-beams
			The walls continue on like a big rock funnel
			Gems of emerald gleam like shattered dreams

			Poor Emero is broken
			'Please go on without me' he cries
			I collect an emerald token
			'We do not believe the nightmare's lies

			'We are your friends and will not leave you
			We will have you back together in a few.'

			Diiman knows what we can do!
			We can collect him with a Emero vacuum!
			Lily decides to help out too
			She builds a machine that goes vroom

			While Emero continues to worry
			Tara prepares a spell of charm
			Viveka cooks the components in a hurry
			And I talk of bad drugs and their harm

			The spell is cast and no one else is affected
			but my interest, the unicorn effected

			The vacuum chugs to life
			pulling Emero's shards together
			In the bag the shards are rife
			The cave air is wild green tornado weather

			All the pieces are here at last
			Into the Black Tiger we prepare our escape
			from the fears of our past
			and into the nightmare's real estate <background laughter>

			We awaken from the creatures annoying bugging
			Ceelie and Emero are hugging

			Down the mine shaft we proceed
			until all our nemeses we do encounter
			Li's Master and Henry McDoucheBag do precede
			President Eltren and Lord England with a rocket launcher

			And way in the back behind all the guards
			squirms the nightmare with its tentacles and barbs

			Lord England's rockets blast the front line
			Henry tosses some rocks at our unicorn
			Lily blasts Lord England, but he is just fine
			Viveka claws the master, and he is slightly worn

			Li bashes President Eltren right in the chest
			who immediately counters with claws of piercing
			The master smacks Vivi, soaking her vest
			But Eltren suddenly falls from some mental wrenching

			I pull the Wild Boar and run up the walls
			Raining hurt upon the nightmare with lead balls

			The nightmare strikes us with tentacles of pain
			while his allies begin to fade
			Each one vanishes with a cry of disdain
			The nightmare's lashes will soon be repaid

			Tara's charged beam fires her beam of power
			The nightmare and his friends fight once more
			But my blazing gun makes them cower
			as the bullets rip through the nightmare's core

			And there I stand inside a pile
			of nightmare guts while wearing a smile

			Behind the destruction an doorway unfolds
			It reveals a chest of unknown origin
			Tara tries to open it but it holds
			Then Lily and Li give it a try but it's not budgin'

			It must be opened by the chosen one
			Ceelie gives it a try and we are done

			The second golden fork is rather inky
			It seems to be covered in streaks of black
			which transfer onto my hands and pinky
			but the fork still covered in more plaque

			To the surface we are bound
			But we don't know which way will lead us there
			We test senses sight, smell, and sound
			but all our attempts go nowhere

			Finally I realize that we have a guide
			'Hey Emero, do you know the way outside?'

			'Oh Right. Just take a left and then a right'
			Emero says, pointing out the turns to make
			He shows us the way back to the land of light
			Where we all are glad to be awake

			Together we managed to complete our mission
			I thank everyone, but they mostly shrug
			'Really you guys all were awesome on this expedition,
			so everybody gather for a great group hug!'

			Daestra waited while we hit the roads
			but not before Lily and she exchanged DS friend codes!
			</pre>

			Bob - That was horrible! Several of those don't even rhyme. Escape and Estate?

			Diiman - But it was too funny to pass up. I entertain people for a living, It's not like I ever claimed to be a poet. So do I win the bet or not?

			Phil - I thought that it was hilarious. I think that it was close enough for a spur of the moment thing.

			Mike - Yeah, plus I really want to see Bob in a tutu. I mean we've already seen Diiman wearing tights and doing a silly dance.

			Diiman - Hey, ballet is a refined art form.

			Bob - So is poetry, but you butchered that one pretty well.

			Diiman - Well, I'll see you at the party. You better wear it.

			<Diiman leaves>

			Phil - Awesome. I hope it was worth it.

			Bob - Hey I got him to stay on topic for the entire thing. With the odds on that, I made $800 this time.

			Mike - Hmm... $800... tutu... Nope wouldn't do it. See ya at the party.

Chadius at 02:36, 14 August 2007

2007-08-14T02:36:41Z

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	**A golden fork! This one's has streaks of black ink on it, unlike the eternally polished fork.		**A golden fork! This one's has streaks of black ink on it, unlike the eternally polished fork.
	**Ceelie knows where the exit, Emero leads through the party back up to the entrance		**Ceelie knows where the exit, Emero leads through the party back up to the entrance
			**Group hug at the entrance!
			**Daestra says bye bye, goes separate ways (not before exchanging friend codes)

Chadius at 02:15, 14 August 2007

2007-08-14T02:15:46Z

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	**Party shows up in the actual mining shaft		**Party shows up in the actual mining shaft
	**Ceelie and Emero are hugging		**Ceelie and Emero are hugging


	*Closing in on the Nightmare!		*Closing in on the Nightmare!
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	**Diiman guns the Nightmare up something fierce, it collapses		**Diiman guns the Nightmare up something fierce, it collapses
	**Behind the door it was guarding was a treasure chest!		**Behind the door it was guarding was a treasure chest!


	*Tara, Lily, and Li try to open it, no such luck.		*Tara, Lily, and Li try to open it, no such luck.
	**But the Chosen One (Ceelie) opens it!		**But the Chosen One (Ceelie) opens it!
	**A golden fork! This one's has streaks of black ink on it, unlike the eternally polished fork.		**A golden fork! This one's has streaks of black ink on it, unlike the eternally polished fork.
			**Ceelie knows where the exit, Emero leads through the party back up to the entrance

Chadius at 02:11, 14 August 2007

2007-08-14T02:11:20Z

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	*Closing in on the Nightmare!		*Closing in on the Nightmare!
	**It's surrouned by Lord England, the Master, Henry McDoofus, and Eltren		**It's surrouned by Lord England, the Master, Henry McDoofus, and Eltren
			**Fight ensues!
			**Li weakens Henry and Eltren, Daestra finishes them off
			**Diiman guns the Nightmare up something fierce, it collapses
			**Behind the door it was guarding was a treasure chest!

			*Tara, Lily, and Li try to open it, no such luck.
			**But the Chosen One (Ceelie) opens it!
			**A golden fork! This one's has streaks of black ink on it, unlike the eternally polished fork.

Chadius at 01:29, 14 August 2007

2007-08-14T01:29:33Z

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	**Party shows up in the actual mining shaft		**Party shows up in the actual mining shaft
	**Ceelie and Emero are hugging		**Ceelie and Emero are hugging

			*Closing in on the Nightmare!
			**It's surrouned by Lord England, the Master, Henry McDoofus, and Eltren

Chadius at 00:41, 14 August 2007

2007-08-14T00:41:47Z

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	**Ceelie hugs Emero's fragments, he promises she won't lose him.		**Ceelie hugs Emero's fragments, he promises she won't lose him.
	**Party shows up in the actual mining shaft		**Party shows up in the actual mining shaft
			**Ceelie and Emero are hugging
	*Ceelie ~~continues to plink the Nightmare~~

Chadius at 00:40, 14 August 2007

2007-08-14T00:40:07Z

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	**Tara does a charming ritual to cheer up Emero, Diiman falls for it		**Tara does a charming ritual to cheer up Emero, Diiman falls for it
	**Lily builds an Emero collector, vaccuums		**Lily builds an Emero collector, vaccuums
			**Ceelie hugs Emero's fragments, he promises she won't lose him.
			**Party shows up in the actual mining shaft

	*Ceelie continues to plink the Nightmare		*Ceelie continues to plink the Nightmare

Chadius at 00:34, 14 August 2007

2007-08-14T00:34:13Z

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	*Emero's Nightmare: A mining shaft with green shards everywhere.		*Emero's Nightmare: A mining shaft with green shards everywhere.
	**Diiman pulls out his ~~eye~~, ~~tries to put him back together~~		**Emero's depressed, tells them to go on without him. He's useless
			**Diiman pulls out his eyes and collects some pieces
			**Tara does a charming ritual to cheer up Emero, Diiman falls for it
			**Lily builds an Emero collector, vaccuums


	*Ceelie continues to plink the Nightmare		*Ceelie continues to plink the Nightmare

Chadius at 00:10, 14 August 2007

2007-08-14T00:10:39Z

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*Emero's Nightmare: A mining shaft with green shards everywhere.
**Diiman pulls out his eye, tries to put him back together

*Ceelie continues to plink the Nightmare