Chadius: Ways to die - Revision history

Aurora: /* Polite missile launch into your apartment */

2007-11-19T21:57:49Z

Polite miss*i*le launch into your apartment

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	At least you've gotten closer to the sun than anyone else...		At least you've gotten closer to the sun than anyone else...

	===Polite ~~missle~~ launch into your apartment===		===Polite missile launch into your apartment===

	[http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/ghostinthemachine/ Review and Screenshots] (pictures 8 - 10)		[http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/ghostinthemachine/ Review and Screenshots] (pictures 8 - 10)
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	''Brainiac hangs up''		''Brainiac hangs up''

	''Clark catches a ~~missle~~ as it flies through his apartment''		''Clark catches a missile as it flies through his apartment''

	Well that was nice of him, wasn't it? No point wasting ~~missles~~ if the room is empty. Brainiac is environmentally friendly.		Well that was nice of him, wasn't it? No point wasting missiles if the room is empty. Brainiac is environmentally friendly.

	For quite some time, this gave me nightmares. It's a running joke at this point.		For quite some time, this gave me nightmares. It's a running joke at this point.

Chadius: /* Teleported into the sun by your archnemesis */

2007-11-18T02:13:10Z

Teleported into the sun by your archnemesis

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	[http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/newkids/ Review and Screenshots] (pictures 33 - 35)		[http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/newkids/ Review and Screenshots] (pictures 33 - 35)

	You hate Superman. We all do. What's your plan? Go back in time and gank him before he becomes a superhero. Sure some of the Legion of Superheroes are following you, but you have this teleporter on hand. Time to gank - aw nuts, young Clark he knows how to use it.		You hate Superman. We all do. What's your plan? Go back in time and gank him before he becomes a superhero. Sure some of the Legion of Superheroes are following you, but you have this teleporter on hand. Time to gank - aw nuts, young Clark knows how to use it.

	At least you've gotten closer to the sun than anyone else...		At least you've gotten closer to the sun than anyone else...

Chadius at 02:09, 18 November 2007

2007-11-18T02:09:21Z

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	For quite some time, this gave me nightmares. It's a running joke at this point.		For quite some time, this gave me nightmares. It's a running joke at this point.

			===Bouncing on a Princess's Bed===

			In ''The Court Jester'', Giacamo (undercover as a rebel member/assassin/lover) he romances the Princess . He kisses her hands. He sweetly whispers in her ears. And then he bounces up and down on her bed. The king shows up soon after and he hides.

			Now, leaping up and down off the Princess's bed? '''GOLD!''' I mean, I treated royalty like a kid, and she likes it. I got to kid up royalty and she loves it. Who cares if the King promptly tortures me. I'm a kid again!

Chadius: /* Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom */

2006-12-16T21:18:30Z

Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom

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	\| "For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and ~~althgough~~ I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it."		\| "For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and although I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it."
	\|}		\|}

Chadius: /* Polite missle launch into your apartment */

2006-12-16T21:18:03Z

Polite missle launch into your apartment

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	Well that was nice of him, wasn't it? No point wasting missles if the room is empty. Brainiac is environmentally friendly.		Well that was nice of him, wasn't it? No point wasting missles if the room is empty. Brainiac is environmentally friendly.

			For quite some time, this gave me nightmares. It's a running joke at this point.

Chadius: /* Just in case you're reading it wrong... */

2006-12-16T21:15:36Z

Just in case you're reading it wrong...

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	Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again?		Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again?

			===Teleported into the sun by your archnemesis===

			From ''Superman: The Animated Series,'' episode "New Kids in Town"

			[http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/newkids/ Review and Screenshots] (pictures 33 - 35)

			You hate Superman. We all do. What's your plan? Go back in time and gank him before he becomes a superhero. Sure some of the Legion of Superheroes are following you, but you have this teleporter on hand. Time to gank - aw nuts, young Clark he knows how to use it.

			At least you've gotten closer to the sun than anyone else...

			===Polite missle launch into your apartment===

			[http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/ghostinthemachine/ Review and Screenshots] (pictures 8 - 10)

			Lex Luthor's missing. As a superhero you dance and cheer, as a reporter you look into the case. Just as you track down his whereabouts, you get an odd phone call.

			Brainiac: Is this Clark Kent?

			Clark: Speaking.

			''Brainiac hangs up''

			''Clark catches a missle as it flies through his apartment''

			Well that was nice of him, wasn't it? No point wasting missles if the room is empty. Brainiac is environmentally friendly.

Chadius: /* Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom */

2006-12-16T20:58:12Z

Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom

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	===Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom===		===Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom===

	"For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and althgough I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it."		{\| border="1" cellspacing="1"
			\| "For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and althgough I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it."
			\|}

	''-Ilium, Page 44''		''-Ilium, Page 44''

	OK, OK. Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, just called you into her room. She leaned forward to give you secret orders for a mission, but ~~seriously~~ that doesn't matter. She threatened earlier to rip out your entrails and wear them as garters if you disobeyed, but ~~whatever~~.
			OK, OK. Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, just called you into her room. She leaned forward to give you secret orders for a mission, but that doesn't matter. She threatened earlier to rip out your entrails and wear them as garters if you disobeyed, but '''that doesn't matter.'''

	Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again?		Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again?

Chadius at 20:53, 16 December 2006

2006-12-16T20:53:27Z

New page

==Just in case you're reading it wrong...==

I don't ever plan to die. But if I do, it had better be worth it! Here's a listing of absofreakinglutely cool ways to die, if I need the chance.

===Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom===

"For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and althgough I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it."

''-Ilium, Page 44''

OK, OK. Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, just called you into her room. She leaned forward to give you secret orders for a mission, but seriously that doesn't matter. She threatened earlier to rip out your entrails and wear them as garters if you disobeyed, but whatever.

Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again?

Chadius: Ways to die - Revision history

Aurora: /* Polite miss*i*le launch into your apartment */

Chadius: /* Teleported into the sun by your archnemesis */

Chadius at 02:09, 18 November 2007

Chadius: /* Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom */

Chadius: /* Polite missle launch into your apartment */

Chadius: /* Just in case you're reading it wrong... */

Chadius: /* Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom */

Chadius at 20:53, 16 December 2006

Aurora: /* Polite missile launch into your apartment */