Diva - Revision history

Zahnnie at 21:38, 13 April 2009

2009-04-13T21:38:33Z

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	(We stopped at the doggie park on the way home, went off leash even, and met a black lab with a tennis shoe in its mouth 'til he smeared it on me and stole Diva's muddy cookie, and a Scottie that was <i>in amor</i> with Diva and had carnal intentions, and a puggle that wanted nothing more than to permanently fuse his nose to Diva's. Diva had a brief panic attack when she realized, child-at-the-mall style, that the legs she'd been trotting beside were not mine, but were rather a stranger's. So the owner of the Frenchie bent down to pet Diva, Diva jumped back with horror all over her puggy face, then started running around frantic to find me. I chased along behind saying, "Diva, I'm right here," and she glanced back, said very clearly with her eyes, "Not NOW, I'm looking for my MOMMY," then did a double-take and <i>ran</i> to me. In spite of the horror of the Incident, I think she <i>MIGHT'VE</i> even enjoyed herself.)		(We stopped at the doggie park on the way home, went off leash even, and met a black lab with a tennis shoe in its mouth 'til he smeared it on me and stole Diva's muddy cookie, and a Scottie that was <i>in amor</i> with Diva and had carnal intentions, and a puggle that wanted nothing more than to permanently fuse his nose to Diva's. Diva had a brief panic attack when she realized, child-at-the-mall style, that the legs she'd been trotting beside were not mine, but were rather a stranger's. So the owner of the Frenchie bent down to pet Diva, Diva jumped back with horror all over her puggy face, then started running around frantic to find me. I chased along behind saying, "Diva, I'm right here," and she glanced back, said very clearly with her eyes, "Not NOW, I'm looking for my MOMMY," then did a double-take and <i>ran</i> to me. In spite of the horror of the Incident, I think she <i>MIGHT'VE</i> even enjoyed herself.)

	<b><i>UPDATE 2:</i></b> The food gives her the most heinous diarrhea, and foul-rank-acid farts that make you pass out and fall down on the floor.		<b><i>UPDATE 2:</i></b> The food gives her the most heinous diarrhea, and foul-rank-acid farts that make you pass out and fall down on the floor. Smell rating: '''25 Hobo'''

Caryatid: Diva's diagnosis, updates

2009-04-13T17:41:35Z

Diva's diagnosis, updates

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	<b>Answer:</b> She misunderstood my command for her to start earning her bread and board, and decided to grow Mummy a pearl. It's not her fault I didn't give her that biology book she wanted for Christmas.		<b>Answer:</b> She misunderstood my command for her to start earning her bread and board, and decided to grow Mummy a pearl. It's not her fault I didn't give her that biology book she wanted for Christmas.



			<i><b><u>UPDATE:</u></b></i>

			[[Image:090410 Diva follow-up x-ray downsampled.jpg]]

			4/10/09: The vet, charming Sir Parker, brought up first the original scan on the screen, for reference. Then he flipped to the new scan. I declared, "Oh no, she's full of poop! I can't see the stone!" (Dismay borne of the now likely need that she would be admitted for a few hours, de-pooed, then rescanned, all the while I sit on a bench in Davis praying they only charge me once for the x-ray.) The vet laughed, "Well, yes, there is some stool, but there's a different reason you can't see the stone: it's gone." I blinked, and delivered a head tilt Diva would be proud of, if she wasn't busy going to town on the vet's stale but acceptable cookies. He grinned; "The stone is no more. It has ceased to be." (Heart the vet.)

			That's right, Diva is an oyster no longer. She is without pearl.

			So, she is now downgraded to the maintenance prescription food (c/d rather than s/d), which I'm glad has both kibble and canned varieties, save that it means I'm still carrying the heavy crap from Davis, and it costs a delightful $10 less than the s/d (whereas her old food cost pennies per day, growl). But there should be no more series of scans and tests, save to periodically make sure all is well.

			(We stopped at the doggie park on the way home, went off leash even, and met a black lab with a tennis shoe in its mouth 'til he smeared it on me and stole Diva's muddy cookie, and a Scottie that was <i>in amor</i> with Diva and had carnal intentions, and a puggle that wanted nothing more than to permanently fuse his nose to Diva's. Diva had a brief panic attack when she realized, child-at-the-mall style, that the legs she'd been trotting beside were not mine, but were rather a stranger's. So the owner of the Frenchie bent down to pet Diva, Diva jumped back with horror all over her puggy face, then started running around frantic to find me. I chased along behind saying, "Diva, I'm right here," and she glanced back, said very clearly with her eyes, "Not NOW, I'm looking for my MOMMY," then did a double-take and <i>ran</i> to me. In spite of the horror of the Incident, I think she <i>MIGHT'VE</i> even enjoyed herself.)

			<b><i>UPDATE 2:</i></b> The food gives her the most heinous diarrhea, and foul-rank-acid farts that make you pass out and fall down on the floor.

Caryatid: Details

2009-03-17T16:10:24Z

Details

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-[i]Details will follow when I've time to write up.  But at last, AT LAST, there is diagnosis.[/i]

Caryatid: Diagnosis: Diva

2009-03-17T13:48:57Z

Diagnosis: Diva

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			===Diagnosis: Diva===
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			[i]Details will follow when I've time to write up. But at last, AT LAST, there is diagnosis.[/i]

Caryatid: Boston Heart Walk, September 15

2007-09-05T17:27:02Z

Boston Heart Walk, September 15

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	9/16/2006: Diva walked with my team at the AHA Heartwalk -- all three miles on her little puggy legs! She was adorably spent afterwards.		9/16/2006: Diva walked with my team at the AHA Heartwalk -- all three miles on her little puggy legs! She was adorably spent afterwards.
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			<font color="red"> UPDATE: </font>Diva and her mommy are participating in the '''Boston Heart Walk''' for the second time, on '''Saturday, September 15, 2007''', so if you want to walk with us or donate, email Caryatid or visit the [https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=218969&lis=0&kntae218969=6B86CEDF430144868E3923F44B5667AA&supId=138563124 Cat & Diva donation page].

	===Christmas 2006===		===Christmas 2006===

Caryatid: UPDATES!!!!

2007-08-09T19:26:41Z

UPDATES!!!!

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Caryatid at 20:29, 29 March 2007

2007-03-29T20:29:59Z

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	===Getting the Go===		===Getting the Go===
	To obtain landlordy permissions ('''''PERMISSION GRANTED!!!'''''), a beautiful pet resume was sent: ~~[[Media:DIVA_pet_resume060817.pdf]]~~		To obtain landlordy permissions ('''''PERMISSION GRANTED!!!'''''), a beautiful pet resume was sent: ''yanked for security reasons''

	===Mantra===		===Mantra===

Caryatid at 17:59, 25 February 2007

2007-02-25T17:59:57Z

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			===Cuteness!!!===
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Diva at 11:17, 20 February 2007

2007-02-20T11:17:37Z

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			===Graduate Degrees in Awesome===
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Caryatid: EX-traction!

2007-01-29T20:56:36Z

EX-traction!

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