LongestRoad Ezel - Revision history

Chadius at 21:27, 6 February 2010

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	=Links=		=Links=
	* [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinderConvert\|Pathfinder Conversion]]		* [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinder\|Pathfinder Character Sheet]]
			** [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinderConvert\|Pathfinder Conversion]]
	* [[LongestRoadEzelSideCharacters\|Side Characters]]		* [[LongestRoadEzelSideCharacters\|Side Characters]]
	* [[LongestRoadEzelRants\|Ezel's Rants]]		* [[LongestRoadEzelRants\|Ezel's Rants]]

Chadius at 21:04, 6 February 2010

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Chadius at 20:51, 6 February 2010

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	=Links=		=Links=
	* [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinderConvert\|Pathfinder Conversion]]		* [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinderConvert\|Pathfinder Conversion]]
			* [[LongestRoadEzelSideCharacters\|Side Characters]]
			* [[LongestRoadEzelRants\|Ezel's Rants]]
	=Ezel's Top Ten Corrections=		=Ezel's Top Ten Corrections=
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Chadius at 03:37, 2 February 2010

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	I am a lich. Yes, an undead mage. I am current with The [[Longest Road]].		I am a lich. Yes, an undead mage. I am current with The [[Longest Road]].
	Before you try to smite me (for brownie points, lousy Paladins!), please read:		Before you try to smite me (for brownie points, lousy Paladins!), please read:

			=Links=
			* [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinderConvert\|Pathfinder Conversion]]

	=Ezel's Top Ten Corrections=		=Ezel's Top Ten Corrections=

Chadius at 01:13, 30 May 2009

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	[[LongestRoadBesterest \| What is this?]]		[[LongestRoadBesterest \| What is this?]]

			===Nightmare===
			[[Image:EzelBedNightmare.png\|500px\|left]]
			<br clear = "all"/>
			If I am ever destroyed, I will wind up here. In a ridiculous sailor suit, no less. I don't want to "die."
	==Past Times==		==Past Times==
	===Emberberry Castle===		===Emberberry Castle===

Chadius: /* Emberberry Castle */

2009-02-22T03:15:36Z

Emberberry Castle

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	She's taken several fireballs, a few lightning bolts and...damn it I even fired a magic missle. No, Serrah's still charging down the hallway, screaming "LOVE ME BROTHER!" at the top of her lungs. Hasn't even flinched. And off I go.		She's taken several fireballs, a few lightning bolts and...damn it I even fired a magic missle. No, Serrah's still charging down the hallway, screaming "LOVE ME BROTHER!" at the top of her lungs. Hasn't even flinched. And off I go.

	sigh I really enjoyed not being pursued. A week ago Virton's Seekers found me again. Must have saved up for a very potent oracle. Or maybe they just got lucky. Luckily Urlan is about as subtle as a- pardon, I just fell down a flight of stairs.		'''sigh''' I really enjoyed not being pursued. A week ago Virton's Seekers found me again. Must have saved up for a very potent oracle. Or maybe they just got lucky. Luckily Urlan is about as subtle as a- pardon, I just fell down a flight of stairs.

	Serrah's way of hugging me involves bludgeoning me into a pile of paste. To prove she loves mom and dad more than I. Ugh, Siblings never think straight. Yes Serrah you may love them but not as much as this handy distraction I just made to stall for time. Good, she's confused. good, the Seekers noticed. I'll just slip in here and-		Serrah's way of hugging me involves bludgeoning me into a pile of paste. To prove she loves mom and dad more than I. Ugh, Siblings never think straight. Yes Serrah you may love them but not as much as this handy distraction I just made to stall for time. Good, she's confused. good, the Seekers noticed. I'll just slip in here and-

Chadius at 03:08, 22 February 2009

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	[[LongestRoadBesterest \| What is this?]]		[[LongestRoadBesterest \| What is this?]]

			==Past Times==
			===Emberberry Castle===
			It isn't always like this. I'm sure of it. Normally Siblings go down quickly, a few shots at most.

			She's taken several fireballs, a few lightning bolts and...damn it I even fired a magic missle. No, Serrah's still charging down the hallway, screaming "LOVE ME BROTHER!" at the top of her lungs. Hasn't even flinched. And off I go.

			sigh I really enjoyed not being pursued. A week ago Virton's Seekers found me again. Must have saved up for a very potent oracle. Or maybe they just got lucky. Luckily Urlan is about as subtle as a- pardon, I just fell down a flight of stairs.

			Serrah's way of hugging me involves bludgeoning me into a pile of paste. To prove she loves mom and dad more than I. Ugh, Siblings never think straight. Yes Serrah you may love them but not as much as this handy distraction I just made to stall for time. Good, she's confused. good, the Seekers noticed. I'll just slip in here and-

			A closet... Not what I expected. Barri wants to sell me a teleportation scroll, only double the normal price! How does she keep finding me? Nevermind, give her the money it sounds like Urlan is making his "Justice succeeds once again!" speech. Alright, going home.

			This tome on Emberberry enchantments had better be worth it. The sooner I give that Break Enchantment Pendant to Aezma the sooner she can dethrone that imposter. The sooner she does that the sooner I can route her to the Alderran mountain range. Maybe I can shut down another Sibling home that way.

Chadius at 20:53, 2 August 2008

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	And the bunny popped up on his shoulder. He turned around and left. I lost the ley line, I lost my name, and he lost nothing.		And the bunny popped up on his shoulder. He turned around and left. I lost the ley line, I lost my name, and he lost nothing.

			[[LongestRoadBesterest \| What is this?]]

Chadius: /* Issues */

2008-06-08T19:42:31Z

Issues

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	Yes, I suppose I do want one. Damn it, Mother.		Yes, I suppose I do want one. Damn it, Mother.

			==What?==
			It's a good night. The others went to sleep, and I've found a ley line. Sunshine runs off, good. Then, a bunny returns. A...celestial bunny.

			"Oh, excuse me sir. Do you need...a hug?"

			And then this cleric of Laniss hugs me. A...cleric of the goddess of life. '''HUGGED ME''' I thought he was going to spam healing spells until I exploded or something. But no, he disengaged. By the end of this evening I wish he did.

			"I'm sorry, I noted a ley line around here. Then I notice an undead around here. What is your name?"

			The bunny hopped up and down. A lot. Happily, I guess. I need to get this fool out of here. "Ezel. What is-"

			"Ezel, Ezel, good name, good name. I understand your situation. You want to speak someone. You need a pal. I'll lend an ear!"

			Didn't tell me his name.

			"YEAH YEAH LEND AN EAR!"

			His rabbit...is talking to me. Or maybe miming what the cleric says. Or...Sunshine promptly tackles him. Good boy! May as well get to the point.

			"Is there...a point to this? Or maybe I should just leave ley line to you-"

			"NO! NO! Please stay! I enjoy to hear the stories of undead! Do you lament about your unlife? Do you wish the living would understand you? Don't worry I love ALL creatures, alive or undead. Why, I once met a vampire that-"

			All right. All right. I- I don't understand this. He's just rambling on and on. About...I'm not sure. I mean he keeps talking about undead. Or maybe he wants to revive someone. Or maybe it's a trap? I mean a trap so stupid there '''MUST''' be a deeper trap behind it. And he's been at it for five minutes straight? I mean he can't shut up. He just keeps rambling on and on and on and on like someone is actually listening to him. I mean, what? Why won't he shut up? He just keeps going on and on and-

			Is it sunrise already?

			"Excuse me cleric. I think we're done here. Besides, the focal point moved away."

			"Oh. I didn't realize. I guess my thesis of unified life and unlife will have to wait. Killer! Here girl!"

			And the bunny popped up on his shoulder. He turned around and left. I lost the ley line, I lost my name, and he lost nothing.

Chadius: Sunshine.

2007-12-03T04:42:24Z

Sunshine.

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	In the long run, this is a new problem for me to solve. Perhaps the hardest one I have ever encountered.		In the long run, this is a new problem for me to solve. Perhaps the hardest one I have ever encountered.

			==Happy Birthday, here's a Puppy==
			[[Image:EzelSunshine.png\|right\|This is my familiar. I call him Sunshine. Some people say this is akin to humans calling their pets "Killer" or "Sharky."\|thumb]]

			Mother sent me a puppy familiar on my birthday.

			Stop. Read that sentence again.

			And again.

			There are three things wrong with that sentence, did you spot them all?

			First of all, '''I don't have a birthday.''' Or I suppose I don't remember when I was "born." Or, more appropriately, it doesn't really matter. It's an inconsequential day. I mean, why don't we celebrate the 3rd day after my birthday instead? How about the first month after? I'm a lich, I'm not growing older anytime soon.

			Second problem. Mother still knows where I am. She knows how to get in contact with me and knows how to prevent me from tracking her location. This is bad, I thought my fortifications were good enough.

			Third, a puppy. No, a fiendish puppy. I was prepared for an undead puppy. I would have destroyed that on the spot. But a fiendish puppy...I can't bring myself to it. It hasn't done anything bad yet. Mother knows I won't reject this instantly.

			Fourth (what?) do I really want a familiar? A voice in my head, interrupting my thoughts? Another target I need to worry about getting hurt? Something that knows everything I do but is harder to control?

			Yes, I suppose I do want one. Damn it, Mother.

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	=Links=		=Links=
	* [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinderConvert\|Pathfinder Conversion]]		* [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinder\|Pathfinder Character Sheet]]
			** [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinderConvert\|Pathfinder Conversion]]
	* [[LongestRoadEzelSideCharacters\|Side Characters]]		* [[LongestRoadEzelSideCharacters\|Side Characters]]
	* [[LongestRoadEzelRants\|Ezel's Rants]]		* [[LongestRoadEzelRants\|Ezel's Rants]]