Shit That Makes Me Really Happy - Revision history

Ubernerd at 18:39, 26 January 2011

2011-01-26T18:39:51Z

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	* Drag queens with hearts of gold: RuPaul, Nina Flowers, Ongina, Pandora Boxx, and Jujubee		* Drag queens with hearts of gold: RuPaul, Nina Flowers, Ongina, Pandora Boxx, and Jujubee
	* Super fruity runway techno from the 80's and 90's		* Super fruity runway techno from the 80's and 90's
			* Being rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity, muthafuckin' <b>CLEAN</b> like Mr. Sparkles, baby!

Ubernerd at 16:58, 26 January 2011

2011-01-26T16:58:42Z

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	* New arrows		* New arrows
	* My fuel-efficient car		* My fuel-efficient car
			* Sales at Betsey Johnson where I can dresses for less than 25% of the original cost
			* Drag queens with hearts of gold: RuPaul, Nina Flowers, Ongina, Pandora Boxx, and Jujubee
			* Super fruity runway techno from the 80's and 90's

Ubernerd at 19:12, 3 November 2009

2009-11-03T19:12:36Z

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	* Champagne cocktails on a Sunday morning		* Champagne cocktails on a Sunday morning
	* Lounging around in a giant party bathtub full of soothing cucumber and green tea-scented bubble bath while sipping Rosa Regale from a square champagne flute		* Lounging around in a giant party bathtub full of soothing cucumber and green tea-scented bubble bath while sipping Rosa Regale from a square champagne flute
			* Being picked up at the airport after a long day of terrible travel, without having to ask for it
			* Being greeted with a huge smile, a kiss, and a road soda after being away for 2 months
			* Making fudgie-sculptures out of a Charleston Chew and unpopped kernels of corn at the Someville theater and horrifying the patrons sitting in front of me with my "Fudge Hands" comment
			* Teeny cute delicious bento boxes filled with spicy tuna, avocado, and rice
			* Sewing vinyl on an industrial sewing machine
			* Deep-fried pickles and macaroni and cheese at Redbones
			* Aioli fries at River Gods
			* Cartman singing "Poker Face"
			* Jabo0odyDubs
			* Drifting off to sleep after a long evening of talking and giggling about nothing in particular, wrapped in the warmth of gentle arms and soft kisses on a cool New England fall night.
			* Being content with everything going on in a single moment and not being distracted by thoughts of anything else
			* Seeing clothing that I have made fit perfectly in a single try
			* Being told that I am really comfortable to be around
			* Large showers/bathtubs
			* Amaretto cocktails
			* Izzy Maxwell
			* New arrows
			* My fuel-efficient car

Ubernerd at 19:27, 8 September 2009

2009-09-08T19:27:08Z

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	* Having Fridays off		* Having Fridays off
	* New club clothes		* New club clothes
			* Professional moving and packing/unpacking services
			* In-unit laundry
			* My "How About A Nice Big Cup of Shut the Fuck Up" mug
			* Izzy Maxwell
			* Champagne cocktails on a Sunday morning
			* Lounging around in a giant party bathtub full of soothing cucumber and green tea-scented bubble bath while sipping Rosa Regale from a square champagne flute

Ubernerd: New page: Nybble once asked me "MUST YOU ALWAYS BE SO NEGATIVE?!" To that I say "well... ehhh... yes, but that doesn't mean that there aren't things out there that make me happy ...

2009-08-31T03:46:33Z

New page: Nybble once asked me "MUST YOU ALWAYS BE SO NEGATIVE?!" To that I say "well... ehhh... yes, but that doesn't mean that there aren't things out there that make me happy ...

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[[User: Nybble | Nybble]] once asked me "MUST YOU ALWAYS BE SO NEGATIVE?!"

To that I say "well... ehhh... yes, but that doesn't mean that there aren't things out there that make me happy sometimes as well." I mean, when you're happy, no one wants to hear about it because chances are, they're probably miserable, and you're fartin' kittens and sunshine all over their parade. But since I always come across as bitching all the time, here's a list of the things that make ME fart kittens and sunshine... though I warn you, this page isn't nearly as funny as the rest of the ones I've put up so far.

* Being able to fill up a week's worth of sandwiches with sprouts for only 69 cents
* Huge, cheap, fresh avocadoes for 88 cents. And cramming them in my face-hole!
* Fresh Singapore laksa, made by my mom.
* A turkey sandwich, Gentleman's Jack, a bag of brand new art supplies, and no social or emotional obligations for the entire evening.
* Opera cake
* Being able to drive and park downtown without having to constantly fight back the urge to jump out of my car and repeatedly punch other drivers right in the box.
* Being able to see mountains from wherever I am standing on the street.
* Not driving!
* New underwear
* Inappropriate toilet humor at inopportune times
* Non-pitted countertops
* Wide, multi-lane, two-way roads
* The Dirty Mercs
* Central air
* Waking up with the sun
* Tater tots
* Nuclear red hair
* Being able to look out my window without being subjected to a million-dollar view right into my ugly-ass neighbor's master bathroom!
* Poo jokes with Carrie
* South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, and that entire genre/family of adult cartoons
* Covered, off-street parking where any asshole hippie that parks you in is guaranteed to get towed
* Really amazing shoes
* Crawling into soft grey sheets in an air-conditioned room on a hot summer night, being gently wrapped in someone's arms, and falling asleep to kisses on my shoulder
* Spinning open a brand new bottle of DiSaronno
* Izzy Maxwell
* Eating fire
* Ikura with quail eggs
* Terrence & Philip
* 100% silk Chinese brocade
* Really kickass towels - you know the kind I'm talking about. The ones that dry you like a Sham-Wow while at the same time still remaining ever so soft on your dainty bits. I used one at Birka 3 years ago and was tempted to swipe every last towel that hotel had, but realized that it was going to show up on my room charge in the morning.
* Being free of obligations
* Hearing about people I don't like getting peed on
* Having Fridays off
* New club clothes