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* "Sniff sniff... this blood smells smart." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]].
 
* "Sniff sniff... this blood smells smart." - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]].
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* "Silent quick stand." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Is that a silent, still, quickened stand?" - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "It's also maximized, for maximum standage. And enlarged." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]].
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* "Is Asterix going to have trouble riding Bill now?" - [[Hub Stylus|Stylus]]. "Are you kidding? Bill's going to have trouble riding Asterix." - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].
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* "Bill was 'hanging out'?" - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]]. "Well, what's he going to do, tuck it in?" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].
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* "They're cuddling." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Yeah. With their crotches." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
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* "Don could be either male or female." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Yeah. Dawn works." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "As long as you don't put a G on the end." - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]]. "Heh. Dong." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Why don't we just call it Big Cock?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]].
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* "It's up to you though. You're mom. You get to pick." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "My mom?" - [[user:Chmrr|Chmrr]].
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* "They might be level 12. Epic nerds." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
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* "Nerd 3! Noooooo!" - [[Hub Gwen|Gwen]].
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* "He critted twice and gets two more claws." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Claw-claw-bite-rake-rake-tail?" - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "Uh.. yeah, actually." - [[user:Morrigu|Morrigu]]. "Right. Claw-claw-bite-rocket launcher-bus." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]. "Man, if he crits with the bus..."  - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
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* "What do you think of that plan, Nerd Leader ... if that is your real name." - [[Hub Shathûr|Shathûr]].
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* "You're attacked by a bunch of crazed weasels!" - Morrigu. "I put them in my box!" - Asterix. "You can't. They're too small." - Morrigu. "Then I put my box inside them!" - Asterix.
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* "Man, I sure love pumping weasel." - Zahnnie. "Hit him with your weasel." - Chadius.
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* "Are you sure that you are not imagining it?" - Nachta. "Yes. I am incapable of that." - Shathûr
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* "You have to go to ... Uh, Room 404." - Secretary. "I can't find it!" - Nachta.
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* "I don't remember what I had for breakfast that day." - Nachta. "It's not asking what you had for breakfast that day. It's asking, as of that day, what was your standard breakfast." - Bureaucrat.
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* "The box does fit in the vagina." - Aurora. "Yeah, but is it comfortable?" - Nybble. "It's really heavy." - Ratri. "You'd have to have really strong kegels." - Zahnnie.
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* "Like a tampon." - Zahnnie. "Only hundreds of pounds. That's what it would be like: if you took a tampon, and tied a 200 lb weight to it. And also, it has corners." - Ratri.
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* "So Shath&ucirc;r is having dinner with the empress <small>(and a quick fuck)</small>, Nachta is having dinner with DaRouge <small>(and a quick fuck)</small>, Gwen is at a party having dinner with Lord B <small>(and a quick fuck)</small>, and Asterix, Stylus, Elly, and Dawn are having dinner in the suite <small>(and a quick fuck)</small>. - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
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* "Party Vote. Should Gwen put out?" - Elly. Elly and Nachta raise their hands. "Put out? A fire? You should definitely put out a fire." - Stylus. "In his pants." - Nachta. "Oh my god! Yes, of course!" - Stylus raises his hand.
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* "I wanna go to the Drow Hooters." - Aurora.
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* "Have you named your swords yet?" - Aurora. "Yeah, Twinkle and Glimmer." - Zahnnie, sarcastically. "No, Twinkle and Twinkle." - Nybble. "Twinkle and Little Star. You hit with Twinkle twice (Twinkle-twinkle), then Little Star." - Chmrr pantomimes. "You throw them away and hit with How I Wonder and What You Are." - Chmrr. "What You Are is a polymorph blade." - Morrigu. "And How I Wonder is a confusion sword." - Zahnnie.
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* "We've secretly replaced Elly's familiar with Folger's Crystals.  Let's see if anyone notices!" - Chmrr
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* "Maybe she's lost." - Chmrr. "But she's a ranger!" - Aurora. "A ranger's chief ability is to get lost in the woods." - Chmrr.
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* "Wow, you're hot." - Stylus, to Nachta.
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* "He thinks I need a bath. 'Cause there's something weird." - Asterix. "Because there's something eating your brain. Don't you listen to the demon?" - Gwen.
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* "I, for one, welcome our new brain slug overlords." - Chmrr.
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* "But in the meantime, it's going to chop off another person's head." - [[user:ratri|Ratri]]. "How many drops do we have left?" -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "9." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "And how many does it take to resurrect?" -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "3." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "So as long as it doesn't take three more heads, we're fine!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
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* "It's ... complicated" - Morrigu, about Aremis. "A wizard did it." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "He's not much of a talker." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]], about a burnt corpse. "He's not much of a looker, either." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]].
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* "Do I peel potatoes three times as fast if I use Suprise?" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
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* "Speculating should not be done with a speculum ." -[[user:Aurora|Aurora]]
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* "I'm so smart! I can do '''anything'''!" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "...as long as it has two slots." - Chmrr.
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* "I don't want to kill you. I just want to cut your head off." - (Mind Controlled) [[User:Chmrr|Chmrr]], to [[Hub_Elly|Elly]].
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* "I only have a problem with it when it's thrust upon me." - Asterix
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* "You're jail bait!" - Morrigu to Aurora (as Elly)
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* "You're immune to Friends?" - Zahnnie. "Yeah, coudn't you tell?" - Chmrr

Latest revision as of 15:12, 13 February 2011

  • “As well, the Illthids have proven their treachery yet again.” - Drow High Priestess. “Takes one to know one.” - Chadius. “Wait, let me find my surprised face.” - Chmrr. Chadius makes shocked face.
  • “Are they going to tell us something we don’t know? I’m getting bored.” Gwen, quietly to Elly during an important meeting.
  • “Since you seem to be one of the more effective groups in getting things done.” - Drow High Priestess. “Was that a compliment?” - Gwen, whispering again. “I don’t know.” - Elly.
  • “Then we will not detain you any longer.” - Shathûr. “Get the fuck out.” - Chadius.
  • “The priestess doesn’t want to sully her tongue by speaking your language, so I will speak.” - Ryurn. “Well, I can think of better ways to sully my tongue than talking. Oops! Inside voice!” -Gwen.
  • “Do we have any vials of holy water lying around?” - Aurora. “Nope. I should make some.” - Chmrr. “Do you have a priest and some condoms?” - Ardonite.
  • “Kill it! Kill it Cub! Kill it! It gets eaten by a giant cat!” - Nybble. “Cub inflicts 32 points of damage.” - Ratri.
  • “Gonna drag him off the road, so no one finds him out of the blue. Y’know ‘doot-doot-doot-doo-doo, Holy Shnoinkus!’” -Ratri.
  • “Hang on, I need to go answer my sword” - Asterix.
  • “He wasn’t really speaking very straight.” - Asterix. “Was this after the glowy thing?” - Gwen. “Yes.” - Asterix. “Ah, well, that may be it then. Glowing takes a lot out of you.” - Gwen.
  • "No no no, it's fuck your mother, upside down." - Nachta teaching Elly how to swear in Drow. "Ohhh, in Elven we say fuck your mother..." - Elly teaching Elven back.
  • "SOMEBODY HAS THIS PROBLEM WITH SHOVING A SWORD THROUGH NIGEL'S BODY!" - Ratri, yelling at Nybble, who was hiding behind a book.
  • "I know what I want to cast. Wish." - Aurora. "Oh, imagine if that went wrong." - Ratri. "No, I mean, she'd age 5 years. 13 to 18 in one shot." - Aurora. "Heh. She would have no idea how to deal with the hormones." - Ratri. "'Poof. Somebody do me now!'" - Zahnnie. "Heh. 'Did it succeed? Yeah? Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend right now. Poof. Nice. C'mere honey.' 'Congratulations, you're now an ... archmage...' 'Yeah, whatever. Do I get my own room? Good. Let's go.'" - Aurora.
  • "Does Meteor Swarm count as a Dragon Slave?" - Nybble.
  • "I will eat your nuts." - Gwen.
  • "Is it evil?" - Nybble. "Yes." - Morrigu. "Ok, I'm going to ... Attack The Darkness!" - Nybble. The room falls over laughing. "You know that's the entire reason for this combat." - Aurora. "Too bad Elly isn't here to cast Magic Missile!" - Ratri.
  • "Hey, does anyone want a Mountain Dew? Or some Cheetos?" - Zahnnie. "I don't think we have any." - Nybble. "Well, there's only one way to find out, and that's to cast Locate Cheetos. It locates any cheetos in a 5 mile radius." - Zahnnie.
  • "Wait, that doesn't say Hallmark... that says Hellmark!" - Nybble.
  • "Yeah, he said Hi to the Mistress." - Nachta. "Does that mean me?" Elly. "Well, it's not my Mom, so it must be you." - Nachta.
  • (On the topic of Elly's want for a boyfriend) "So, there are no boy bands in the Hub, right?" -Aurora.
  • "Suddenly, the mirror goes black." - Morrigu. "Yeah, he put it back into his pants." - Aurora. "Suddenly, you see this enormous black penis!" - Zahnnie. "Heh. You see some curly white hair." - Morrigu.
  • It's raining
    It's pouring
    The ladies
    Are warring
    Gods are Dead
    I'm in bed
    We'll all be back in mourning.
    -Pussich
  • "Jesus, Gwen, you're cutting glass over there." - Nachta.
  • "Her mom tried to get her to wear the skimpy leather outfits..." - Zahnnie, about Nachta. "Haha, but she brought her normal clothes with her and changed once she left the house!" - Aurora. "Just like a teenager..." - Zahnnie. "Young lady, you are not leaving this house dressed like that! I can't even see your cleavage!" - Aurora. "But moooooooom!" - Zahnnie.
  • "Iii'm supppposeed to beee exxxxotherrrmiiic." - Shathûr. "Hell has frozen over." - Ratri.
  • "Hi. I failed my save vs. spell." - Ratri answering the phone.
  • "I don't like being unconcious. I can't say rude things." - Zahnnie.
  • "I'm gonna go check out the dragonsh. 'Caush they're waiting for ush." - Shathûr. "You're not quite that drunk." - Morrigu. "It's more fun this way." - Chmrr.
  • "Aaaaaaah!" - Stylus. "It was gonna eat us!" - Nachta, as they're fleeing from dragonfear. "We run back to the house. I bust into the basement, sit in the corner, and cast darkness on myself." - Zahnnie.
  • "Bill is not dodging. Bill is jumping. Oh yeah! Over the cart!" - Morrigu. "Asterix is hanging on for dear life." - Aurora. "I make a ride check. Yes!" - Nybble.
  • "You get to the temple and Bill comes to a quick stop, stands tall and looks noble." - Morrigu. "Let's see if I hold on." <rolls> "Nope. I faceplant in the mud." - Nybble.
  • "Physics stops working as you get towards the donut." - Aurora. "It's a donut of doom." - Chadius
  • "Maybe squidface is a girl." - Nachta. "I mean, honestly, under all those tentacles, how would you tell?" - Gwen.
  • "So, who made the perception check. Gwen? Is Gwen the only one??" - Morrigu. "Revenge is sweet!" - Ratri
  • "The god of holding shit together has ADD." - Ratri.
  • "She doesn't care about gods. They're not that powerful." - Elly
  • "Will strip for AC." - Chmrr.
  • "My usual state is uncertain." - Nybble. "You have Heisenburg's HP." - Rykilde.
  • "You've got a broken foot and a broken hand." - Morrigu. "Ok." - Chadius. "You're still fighting, aren't you?" - Aurora. "Oh, yeah. He might stop when he has to resort to headbutts." - Chadius.
  • "I can still dodge on one foot, bitch. Pirouette!" - Chadius.
  • "You are currently pinned." - Morrigu. "Luckily I have this stone shape to unpin me." - Chmrr.
  • "Did Pussich roll initiative? I want to know when he shits himself." - Ratri
  • "It's like 'Oh! Now I know what my victims feel like." - Aurora. "I have officially ass-raped the tentacle-monster." - Ratri.
  • "Someone restrain Gwen. She has too much of a mommying instinct and is going to cuddle the god." - Ratri. "It's ok. The squid is gone." - Gwen to Pussich, hugging him.
  • "My god will send you the bill." - Chmrr.
  • "My ass hurts." - Chmrr.
  • "That's a really big parasite. Where does it go? No, I don't want to know!" - Gwen.
  • "Damn Squid Commander." - Chadius. "Squid-lalalalalalalala!" - Zahnnie.
  • "Look how big my paladin is." - Ratri. "I see the mini doesn't apply to everything." - Aurora. "Zip. Bump bump bump ... bump ... bump." - Zahnnie.
  • "I'm asking after the health of my mistress." - Nachta. "Wait, Nachta has a mistress?" - Stylus.
  • "What do you want?" - Pussich. "Do I have to roll a wis check?" - Ratri. "Yes." - Morrigu. "Is Pussich cute?" - Ratri. "Yes." - Morrigu. "I rolled an 18." - Ratri. "So what do you want?" - Pussich. "Dinner and a movie?" - Gwen. "With who?" - Pussich, blushing. "Uhm, you?" - Gwen. Pussich looks at Asterix. "I'll get her home by midnight."
  • "Illithid Nuke Bomb. Kills all Illithid in a 50 mile radius." - Chadius
  • "I'd prefer that this message not go through two deities. 'Uhm, excuse me, could you pass this message on to Pussich's paladin? And while you're there, can you check if I left the kettle on?'" - Chmrr
  • "That would change history. Suddenly Nachta's a priestess, and Shathûr is an angel." - Morrigu. "And I'm a bard!" - Nybble.
  • "He walks off, still panting." - Morrigu. "You should give him a tip." - Nybble. "You might want to get more exercise. Only 30 minutes a day!" - Gwen. "That's not what I meant by a tip!" - Nybble.
  • "Is this all in Drow?" - Ratri. "Yes." - Zahnnie. "I hear brahshajradgrada Krie Jafah! Drow Krie!" - Ratri.
  • "Obviously, we just need to give them a bunch of laxatives so then they can't be all constipated and power up." - Ratri.
  • "Nachta has drow bling!" - Zahnnie "I notice your drow bling." - Chmrr
  • "Please keep your hands and arms inside the dragon at all times." - Ratri.
  • "In the event of a water landing, we'll find out if dragons float." - Kit.
  • "Time flies like an arrow, dragon flies like wind." - Ratri.
  • Stylus and Nachta from the back of Flora, the silver dragon: "Whoooooooo!"
  • "Demons, dragons, planar, religion, your mom, healing ..." Chmrr. "Knowledge (your mom)." - Ratri.
  • "Is there an equivalent of blind-fighting in 2nd Ed?" - Chadius. "Yeah, it's a feat." - Ratri. We all laugh. "No, it's not a.. it's a ... it's a skill... It's a proficiency, TWO SLOTS!" - Ratri.
  • "We don't have stone-to-flesh, do we?" Aurora. "No, but I can stone shape you into rude forms." - Chmrr. "Thank you for the idea!" - Kit. "No! Bad!" - Everyone.
  • "Friend?" Dwarf answering the door. "We tried that. That wasn't the password. Don't you read the books?" - Gwen.
  • "Wait, I'm the least offensive guy here." - Chadius. "Yeah, the black guy." - Ratri. "Bow-rorw-rorw-rorw-rorw." - Zahnnie.
  • "They're not raising anything weird in their city, are they?" - Ratri. "Yes, there's this giant Dwarf..." - Nybble. "Brain. Brain with a beard." - Aurora. "In a glass of beer." - Zahnnie.
  • "Can he roll initiative? 'Cause I want to know when the dwarf shits himself." - Ratri.
  • "I'll teach you drow drinking songs. All drow drinking songs sound like shouting at the top of your lungs." - Zahnnie. "In the middle of a dwarf city!" - Kit
  • "If you have an amulet of sustenance, you still get hungry, you just don't have to eat. It's like ... " - Morrigu. "HP/MP restored, but you're still hungry?" - Kit.
  • "It's not like regular coffee. It's much stronger and more bitter." - Morrigu. "Stronger and more bitter. Dwarven. Right." - Chmrr, "It has higher con?" - Zahnnie.
  • "Why is it that we all think of Dr. Zoidberg whenever we talk about Illithids?" - Nybble. "I thought of Cthulu." - Ratri.
  • "So is this Gold 23 or Gold 27?" - Stylus. "Gold 13." - Dwarf, looking at Stylus funny. "I'm a noob!" - Stylus. "Pwned!" - Zahnnie.
  • "She'll take you anywhere." - Morrigu, on the female silver dragon and Shathûr. "And then Voltikar will KILL YOU." - Aurora. "Kill joo dead." - Chadius.
  • "I said it was a fighting chain? I was wrong. It's a suit of chainmail." - Morrigu. "It's a fighting suit of chainmail! It's like a dancing sword, but armor. It fights for you." - Chmrr.
  • "Elly, what does" (insert drow drinking song) "mean?" - Xellia "It means leave me alone, I have a headache." - Elly, hung over.
  • "Dear Scott: How are you? I am fine." - Zahnnie and Aurora in unison. "And I miss you." - Ratri.
  • "They're the ... cause of ... what we've become." - Nachta. "Tonight the ... part of ... Nachta ... will be played by ... William Shatner." - Ratri.
  • "So you like drunk chicks?!" - Nachta "I... uh... uh... BLARRGGH!" *thrashes on the ground* - Stylus
  • "Dear Gwen: I am fine too! I got you this knife. I hope you like it! And I miss you." - Scott via Zahnnie and Aurora
  • "Gwen is the moneybags of the party now." - Ratri. "Heh. Moneybags?" - Aurora, cupping her chest.
  • "It's not that healthy to drink all the time." - Stylus. "It's not all the time. It's only at night." - Elisa. "It's not all that healthy to drink half the time, on a minute by minute basis." - Ratri.
  • "I can't use a GUAL card anyway, I'm level nine. I've almost won! Except... What level is Gwen?" - Aurora. "Ten." - Ratri. "Damn, she won! Gwen won the Hub!" - Aurora. "But now we're playing to level 20." - Ratri.
  • "It's easy to move, you know ..." - Morrigu. "Squirrels?" - Nybble.
  • "It will grab people with its tentacles and eat their brains." - Morrigu. "I guess I'd better go first then!" - Nybble. "So it'll starve!" - Aurora and Ratri.
  • "Asterix, you're bait." - Morrigu. "I'm always bait!" - Asterix. "He's shiny!" - Aurora. "We're going to chop you up and throw you in the water ... oh, wait." - Morrigu. "Hey look at me, I'm a shiny paladin with a holy sword and I'm going to hit you. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." - Asterix.
  • "The Priestess will supply the holy water." - Morrigu. "She's going to be peeing in a jar for months." - Ratri.
  • "So what are you two doing?" - Morrigu. "How about Jarrett's mom?" - Ratri, completely out of context.
  • "It's so weird to see someone named Gwendolyn wearing clothes." - Aurora.
  • "Just in case you're interested in any of them in particular." - Morrigu. "I'm interested in all of them in particular." - Gwen.
  • "I'm an elf. Wooo." Chadius in a singsong voice.
  • "They follow the goddess of mining." - Morrigu. "Mine!" - Nybble.
  • "He's not called Drizzle-my-nizzle, but he is wielding double scimitars." - Morrigu. "Noooooo!" - Aurora. "Yeah, Drizzle! I've read all your books!" - Chadius.
  • "When am I supposed to attack the big thing?" - Asterix. "Just stay here until we tell you." - Military commanders.
  • "It has to be some kid who says 'I'm gonna be Asterix's squire.' And we say 'Ok, help us find him.'" - Ratri on the topic of a replacement character for Nybble while Asterix is dead. "And it has to be something ridiculous like a giant Brownie or something." Many giggles ensue. Chadius makes to eat a giant brownie. "No. Bad! Wrong!" - Morrigu. "Mmm, forbidden brownie. Sacreligious." - Chadius.
  • "They're using their archmage for the ceremony??" - Aurora. "She's ready to step aside for the next archmage." - Morrigu "C'mon, they're elves. 'Oh no, a mage died.' Insert quarter, pull lever. Ka-chink. Hey, look, a mage!" - Chadius. "The dwarves are like, shoving their archmage aside. 'We only have two!'" - Nybble. "Yeah, the dwarf they're using for the ceremony is a fighter." - Morrigu. "Big surprise." - Chadius.
  • "The Illithids say to the Drow, 'What are you doing? You're backstabbing us?' And the Drow say 'Yes, but we have some good news. We just saved a bunch of money on our car insurance.'" - Rykilde.
  • "Is that big circly thing the destroyer?" - Aurora. "Blereghehgh" - Nybble, with his fingers in front of his mouth, "My mother was a saint! Get out!" - also Nybble.
  • "Holy fuck. You're going to ass-rape the destroyer ... again!" - Aurora. "Yes. I'm going to take him from behind, in a +12 sort of way." - Ratri.
  • "You chop off a leg." - Morrigu. "He's already on his last leg." - Ratri. "Lookit me! I'm a shiny paladin!" - Asterix.
  • "He's going to be so frustrated when he discovers he can't disintegrate you. He'll be like 'Huff! Puff!'" - Aurora, as Ratri and Morrigu imitate the breathing motion and the looks of disbelief. "And Asterix will be like 'Neener! Thbbbptt!'" - Ratri.
  • "He gazes at you, Asterix. Nothing happens." - Morrigu. "What? They prepped me." - Asterix.
  • "Made it on the nose." - also Nybble. "Funny you should mention that. The tentacles were going for your brain." - Morrigu. "STARVING!" - Aurora. "You want what?" - Asterix. "Isn't that like failing an int check?" - Ratri. "It says con." - Morrigu. "I meant for the destroyer." - Ratri.
  • "Stylus is unprotected. By the power of my god, I hit you in the head and hope something good happens." - Xellia.
  • "I want to see Bill ram the destroyer with his horn." - Aurora. "What, in his ass? Rei gun!" - Ratri, bobbing her head up.
  • "He got lucky." - Stylus. "And if we all survive this, he will again." - Aurora. "With me, because I'll be alive! Unless he's into that sort of thing." - Ratri. "And if your hands were metal ..." - Ardonite.
  • "Who knew shopping would be such a useful skill in this game." - Ratri.
  • "We'll just have to ask Cid where his mom was born." - Aurora. "What, are they like salmon?" - Kit. "I just had the mental image of a giant waterfall with dragons leaping in and out of it, trying to swim upstream." - Ratri.
  • "I think we need a role playing game where you have complex hit points so that you can take imaginary damage." - Ratri.
  • "This daily 'you suck' has been brought to you by Pussich." - Chadius.
  • "I'd like you all to know I rolled a 3 on my D3." - Ratri. "So what's the damage on this?" - Morrigu. "76." - Ratri. "That's with the critical?" - Nybble. "Oh, shit. 152." - Ratri.
  • "Pussich's all like 'That's my paladin' and Scott's like 'That's my dagger' and Pussich's like 'Well, I slept with her' and Scott's like 'I had her first.'" - Ratri, on the celestial beings watching the fight.
  • "Does he have a name?" - Aurora. "No, we just call him Drow Bish." - Ratri. "Stupid stinky loser breath." - Chadius.
  • "We need to come up with a cheer or something to shout at him, like 'You're a whiny little bitch and we're not afraid of you.'" - Aurora. "Destroyer? But I ..." - Ratri.
  • "Hurry up and kill him." - Aurora. "I run him over with my truck." - Chadius.
  • "Waitaminute. Am I behind him again?" - Ratri. "You have flank, but you're not behind him." - Morrigu. "Can she scoot?" - Kit.
  • "Drow Bish was mostly ineffective until that critical at the very end. He just stood around and hit it once in a while." - Ratri. "And threw his swords around." - Aurora.
  • "Someone's going to have to invent condoms." - Aurora
  • "So, Sunday? The service?" - Zahnnie. "They rise again, like Jesus." - Aurora.
  • "He's some head of state." - Morrigu. "The feet of state never shows." - Chmrr. "Neither does the cock of state." - Aurora.
  • "It's hard to be a martyr if you're alive." - Chmrr. "At this point Asterix wakes up and says 'what's a martyr?'" - Ratri. "I dunno, what's a martyr with you?" - Aurora. "Ba-dum-ching." - Chmrr. "The empress rolls over." - Ratri.
  • "You're obviously in a masoleum on three platforms" - Morrigu. "With your names on them! Like doggy beds!" - Aurora. "Except they spelled your name wrong." - Zahnnie. "You are now 'Shat-road.'" - Chadius.
  • "I never thought I'd have to say this, but Gwen, could you explain?" - Shathûr.
  • "But the dead people! They must be hungry." - Aurora. "Actually..." - Morrigu. "Heh. Feeling kinda stuffed?" - Aurora.
  • "Do you get unlimited sword-to-sword minutes on that?" - Ratri. "No, but I get free roaming." - Nybble.
  • "Stylus, how could you?" - Ratri. "Nachta's all knocked up." - Aurora. "It was Drow Bish." - Zahnnie.
  • "Make me a strength check for shits and giggles." - Morrigu. "I roll a 2. That gives me a 20." - Nybble.
  • "She's going to have a hard time walking ..." - Morrigu. "Given that she doesn't have legs?" - Aurora.
  • "You are under an effect as if you have just walked on caltrops. You're slowed until you get a heal." - Morrigu. "I would like to heal myself now." - Shathûr.
  • "Oh my god, kill it!" - Asterix. "Too bad your sword can't reach anymore." - Aurora. "Asterix, don't you remember? Thunder, thunder, thundercats, HOOOOOOOOOO!" - Chadius.
  • "Make a reflex save to dodge the falling shards of superheated metal." - Morrigu. "I'm encased in solid metal. Does that help?" - Chmrr. "Your armor gets spikes." Zahnnie.
  • "Elly, get back here." - Shathûr. "Shut up, I'm taking 20." - Elly. "What are you doing?" - Shathûr. "Taking 20!" - Elly.
  • "Observe the power of our fully functional and operational ASTERIX!" - Zahnnie.
  • "Gwen exists solely to make bookkeeping hard" - Chmrr. "Gwen likes making anything hard, when you get right down to it." - Ratri.
  • "Gwen opens the door. There are two racks." - Morrigu. "And now there are three." - Ratri.
  • "I want to check the racks ... for traps." - Ratri. "Booby traps?" - Aurora. "Yes. The racks are booby trapped." - Morrigu. "Small blue birds drop out of nowhere." - Zahnnie. "Puff Puff!" - Nybble.
  • "Dear Scott. How are you? It's my birthday! And I miss you." - Gwen.
  • "He's on fire? You have to blow out the Shathûr and make a wish!" - Aurora.
  • "What is Shathûr doing?" - Zahnnie. "Your mom." - Nybble. "Wow. I did not see that one coming." - Chadius.
  • "Does Shathûr dance with the Empress?" - Zahnnie. "That would require getting up, and we all know her legs have atrophied to the point of uselessness." - Aurora. "She floats around like Yoda." - Chadius.
  • "My mom couldn't ride a unicorn." - Nachta. "Most moms can't." - Elly.
  • "This one only has girls involved." - Gwen, referring to the pop-up Kama Sutra. "Does that count? I mean, with the unicorn?" - Nachta. "We'd have to ask Bill. Like, hold up the book and ask 'Hey, Bill. Does this count?'" - Elly. "Nyaaaaagh!" - Ratri, mimicking Bill.
  • "We have glowing moss and stuff..." - Nachta. "I thought that was because of your mom." - Stylus.
  • "The ogre is also cursed." - Ratri.
  • "Did he succeed in making a new doorway?" - Ratri. "Yes." - Morrigu. "The doorway is also cursed." - Ratri.
  • "Speaking of your mom..." - Ratri.
  • "Sniff sniff... this blood smells smart." - Nachta.
  • "Silent quick stand." - Chadius. "Is that a silent, still, quickened stand?" - Chmrr. "It's also maximized, for maximum standage. And enlarged." - Chadius.
  • "Is Asterix going to have trouble riding Bill now?" - Stylus. "Are you kidding? Bill's going to have trouble riding Asterix." - Gwen.
  • "Bill was 'hanging out'?" - Shathûr. "Well, what's he going to do, tuck it in?" - Gwen.
  • "They're cuddling." - Chmrr. "Yeah. With their crotches." - Aurora.
  • "Don could be either male or female." - Chmrr. "Yeah. Dawn works." - Aurora. "As long as you don't put a G on the end." - Chmrr. "Heh. Dong." - Chadius. "Why don't we just call it Big Cock?" - Zahnnie.
  • "It's up to you though. You're mom. You get to pick." - Ratri. "My mom?" - Chmrr.
  • "They might be level 12. Epic nerds." - Ratri.
  • "Nerd 3! Noooooo!" - Gwen.
  • "He critted twice and gets two more claws." - Morrigu. "Claw-claw-bite-rake-rake-tail?" - Zahnnie. "Uh.. yeah, actually." - Morrigu. "Right. Claw-claw-bite-rocket launcher-bus." - Chadius. "Man, if he crits with the bus..." - Ratri.
  • "What do you think of that plan, Nerd Leader ... if that is your real name." - Shathûr.
  • "You're attacked by a bunch of crazed weasels!" - Morrigu. "I put them in my box!" - Asterix. "You can't. They're too small." - Morrigu. "Then I put my box inside them!" - Asterix.
  • "Man, I sure love pumping weasel." - Zahnnie. "Hit him with your weasel." - Chadius.
  • "Are you sure that you are not imagining it?" - Nachta. "Yes. I am incapable of that." - Shathûr
  • "You have to go to ... Uh, Room 404." - Secretary. "I can't find it!" - Nachta.
  • "I don't remember what I had for breakfast that day." - Nachta. "It's not asking what you had for breakfast that day. It's asking, as of that day, what was your standard breakfast." - Bureaucrat.
  • "The box does fit in the vagina." - Aurora. "Yeah, but is it comfortable?" - Nybble. "It's really heavy." - Ratri. "You'd have to have really strong kegels." - Zahnnie.
  • "Like a tampon." - Zahnnie. "Only hundreds of pounds. That's what it would be like: if you took a tampon, and tied a 200 lb weight to it. And also, it has corners." - Ratri.
  • "So Shathûr is having dinner with the empress (and a quick fuck), Nachta is having dinner with DaRouge (and a quick fuck), Gwen is at a party having dinner with Lord B (and a quick fuck), and Asterix, Stylus, Elly, and Dawn are having dinner in the suite (and a quick fuck). - Morrigu
  • "Party Vote. Should Gwen put out?" - Elly. Elly and Nachta raise their hands. "Put out? A fire? You should definitely put out a fire." - Stylus. "In his pants." - Nachta. "Oh my god! Yes, of course!" - Stylus raises his hand.
  • "I wanna go to the Drow Hooters." - Aurora.
  • "Have you named your swords yet?" - Aurora. "Yeah, Twinkle and Glimmer." - Zahnnie, sarcastically. "No, Twinkle and Twinkle." - Nybble. "Twinkle and Little Star. You hit with Twinkle twice (Twinkle-twinkle), then Little Star." - Chmrr pantomimes. "You throw them away and hit with How I Wonder and What You Are." - Chmrr. "What You Are is a polymorph blade." - Morrigu. "And How I Wonder is a confusion sword." - Zahnnie.
  • "We've secretly replaced Elly's familiar with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices!" - Chmrr
  • "Maybe she's lost." - Chmrr. "But she's a ranger!" - Aurora. "A ranger's chief ability is to get lost in the woods." - Chmrr.
  • "Wow, you're hot." - Stylus, to Nachta.
  • "He thinks I need a bath. 'Cause there's something weird." - Asterix. "Because there's something eating your brain. Don't you listen to the demon?" - Gwen.
  • "I, for one, welcome our new brain slug overlords." - Chmrr.
  • "But in the meantime, it's going to chop off another person's head." - Ratri. "How many drops do we have left?" -Aurora. "9." - Nybble. "And how many does it take to resurrect?" -Aurora. "3." - Nybble. "So as long as it doesn't take three more heads, we're fine!" - Aurora.
  • "It's ... complicated" - Morrigu, about Aremis. "A wizard did it." - Nybble
  • "He's not much of a talker." - Aurora, about a burnt corpse. "He's not much of a looker, either." - Nybble.
  • "Do I peel potatoes three times as fast if I use Suprise?" - Ratri.
  • "Speculating should not be done with a speculum ." -Aurora
  • "I'm so smart! I can do anything!" - Ratri. "...as long as it has two slots." - Chmrr.
  • "I don't want to kill you. I just want to cut your head off." - (Mind Controlled) Chmrr, to Elly.
  • "I only have a problem with it when it's thrust upon me." - Asterix
  • "You're jail bait!" - Morrigu to Aurora (as Elly)
  • "You're immune to Friends?" - Zahnnie. "Yeah, coudn't you tell?" - Chmrr
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