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* "That's what goes on my ass -- '''not''' on my box!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]].
 
* "That's what goes on my ass -- '''not''' on my box!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]].
 
* "It's like a ballet where the last two moves are always to shake the blood off, and put it back in." - Phil
 
* "It's like a ballet where the last two moves are always to shake the blood off, and put it back in." - Phil
* "Then there's always 'explosive diahrrea'.  That one's great." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "I prefer 'anal leakage'!" - Cat (workmate/friend of Aurora and Z), very cutely
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* "Then there's always 'explosive diahrrea'.  That one's great." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "I prefer 'anal leakage'!" - [[user:Caryatid|Caryatid]], very cutely
 
* "RYKILDE DOESN'T GET IT!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] "What?! What don't I get?!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
 
* "RYKILDE DOESN'T GET IT!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] "What?! What don't I get?!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
 
* "I'm going back to my room. Anyone else who wants to come is welcome to." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]] "I'm afraid of Aurora." -[[User:Kit|Kit]] "She will slash you to death with her shiny new diamond. FEAR THE WRATH OF THE ENGAGEMENT RING!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] and [[User:Ratri|Ratri]], in perfect unison.
 
* "I'm going back to my room. Anyone else who wants to come is welcome to." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]] "I'm afraid of Aurora." -[[User:Kit|Kit]] "She will slash you to death with her shiny new diamond. FEAR THE WRATH OF THE ENGAGEMENT RING!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] and [[User:Ratri|Ratri]], in perfect unison.
 
* "Aww, Aurora, now you have +2 to Brawl!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] (I think she said it first...)
 
* "Aww, Aurora, now you have +2 to Brawl!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]] (I think she said it first...)
* "See, you're going with this whole anal sex thing, but I've got this rhythm method going..." - Cat, on knitting, not contraception.
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* "See, you're going with this whole anal sex thing, but I've got this rhythm method going..." - [[user:Caryatid|Caryatid]], on knitting, not contraception.
 
* "Don't do that to my mushroom!" - [[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]], on the stretchy mushrooms in the new Zelda game, and whether or not they were similar in appearance to an aspect of his anatomy.
 
* "Don't do that to my mushroom!" - [[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]], on the stretchy mushrooms in the new Zelda game, and whether or not they were similar in appearance to an aspect of his anatomy.
 
* "You...seem to be gripping my husband's rod." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]], to [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
 
* "You...seem to be gripping my husband's rod." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]], to [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
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*"Oh, so you have to push it a bunch of times to get it to go up." -[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
 
*"Oh, so you have to push it a bunch of times to get it to go up." -[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
 
*"Usually you just hold it down and it goes up." -[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
 
*"Usually you just hold it down and it goes up." -[[User:Symmetry|Symmetry]]
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*"Is there a bra on my head?" -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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*"I have loads of platelets now!" -[[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]. "That's nice. I don't want them all over my floor." -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]].
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*"Do they make cock rings of 'stop seed'?" -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "And I posted the fish to reuse." -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
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* "I scored equally on Uhura and Spock?!" -[[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
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* "We ought to put something about Mordock up there." -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Yeah, is he more dick, or more cock?" -[[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
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* "Hey, we can go faster if we both do it." -[[User:Ardonite|Ardonite]]
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* "I'm sorry -- I've got to bleach my panties." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "Damn you and your creative GUI-ness!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]] shaking her fist at [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "Someone found a bug in the crack of Dawn?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], after watching House.
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* "You don't use a pistol to shoot a major land mass.  For that you need my grenade launcher." -DevanWalsh
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* "She makes me give it to her sometimes." - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "I was just thinking about really skinny girls getting it in the butt." - Red Cat
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* "Why do all our dinner conversations involve priapism?" - Red Cat
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* "'Cause, man, head cancer isn't funny!" -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "I didn't know about the shaft access at the bottom." -[[User:Nybble|Nybble]], via e-mail.
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* "It's PMC chocolate. I'd be supporting cancer ... research." -[[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "Oh Noes. Teh burning children!" -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]], and Ms. Badger.
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* "Cat vasectomies are funny to me." -[[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]]
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* "Is there any advantage to a three-state transistor?" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]]. "Maybe." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]].
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* "Mom can you pick me up? They kicked me out of the car because I puked in it. But at least it smelled like watermelon." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] (quote added by Nybble from Kurama's back seat)
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* "But I remembered just enough of the shopping chapter!" - [[User:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
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* "It's right in my head, but wrong in my mouth!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "Can't a man suck at a part, and be proud of it?" - [[User:Ardonite|Ardonite]]
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* "'Cause hand cancer is funny." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "Your mom is funny!" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "There is just something funny about Chibi Nazis." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "So what if they say 'Dad, you fucking pwn!' -- is that okay?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
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* "Unspecified manual cancer of the hand." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
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* "That was the funniest steak I ever heard." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "You see, I need to wank this before my Wii comes." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "I can milk myself." -RedCat
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* "Do you want to put this in?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I need to reach around first." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "What's a synonym for Domino's?" -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "I was actually thinking about Pizza Hut. Pizza Puddle? There's already a Pizza Pagoda." -[[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "... Pizza Gazebo!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] and [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] in unison.
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* "I like to sit on daddy's wing-wang." - [[user:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]], for Pixel.
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* "What the friggin butt!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], playing TP
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* "So, I'm thinking of dyeing my underdress." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Dying good!" [[user:Kit|Kit]]
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* "Hmm, I can't remember if it was 'dying is good' or 'dying is fun'." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]. "I think it was just 'Dying good!' There was no verb in there. Hey wait...why am I helping you??" - [[user:Kit|Kit]]
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* "Ribs for black people are like turkey for white people. You eat it, you love it, and then you fall asleep." - [[user:Chadius|Chadius]]
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* "I brought Chadius, for extra muscle...because I just can't manhandle that rack by myself." - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]]
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* "I'm very impressed by the size of your penis, by the way. Just so you know." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "I did not quite expect it to be quite this big." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
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* "Yes. I don't really have a rack though. Just a penis." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "Are you doing anything tonight?" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "Uh...Red Cat?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Uhm...Is coming over...tonight...I mean..." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]].
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* "Je suis your Mom!" - [[User:Chadius|Chadius]].
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* "I need an alarm clock to tell me when to go to sleep." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]. "Ring ring ring. You should go to sleep." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] ...at about 1:30 am.
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* "Haha, dyke." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] and Nybble-on-the-TOA-recording, in perfect unison.
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* "November is a good time to get crabs." - Ratri's sister, Nicole.
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* "Every time a kitten masturbates, God dies a little death?" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "Voulez vous chanter un setlist avec moi?" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]], thrusting with a plastic guitar.
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* "Imagine a Dalek garbage can. Exterminate!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]. "They're going to be pissed when they invade." - [[User:Chadius|Chadius]]
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* "I did that to Jenmv's mom at one point." - Benmv
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* "I don't really need the cash--I've already got my wolf shirt." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]].
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* Nybble walks in on Ratri and starts laughing. "What? I thought it would fit!" - Ratri
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* "Similar amount of information, but with better error checking.  ECCDNA!" - [[User:Morrigu|Morrigu]], on the efficiency of elven cellular reproduction.
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* "Ellowyn could always go the lich route." - Aurora. "Thanks, I'll keep my penis." - Ratri.
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* "Ha! I've got live data going into my new back end! ...<small>That sounded kind of dirty</small>."-[[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "It's like drinking a 53 proof waffle." -Antwerp
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* "You realize the only reason this works is because I have a probe shoved in it." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "Food poisoning for everyone!" - [[User:Shallowmore|Shallowmore]] "Yay!!" - Everyone (After announcing cooking cookie dough instead of eating it)
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* "Let's see YOU try to put it in when it's hanging a foot over the wrong side!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "Clue doesn't grow in vaginas. Not even elven ones." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "If morals were tuna, I just got slapped in the face with a fish" - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "Milano, Geneva, a jedi craves not these things." -KT
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* "You killed the bigass fish." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Yes, because I'm awesome." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "He kinda put the 'cock' in 'cocky'." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "You just stick your shaft in the hole instead." - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]] (Everyone in the room goes silent and stares at Nybble.) "What?!" - [[User:Nybble|Nybble]]
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* "You really haven't lived until you've fried butter in bacon fat.  It's just one of those things." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "You know, when you have sex to the point where you just stop thinking in words." - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "What do you think in, queefs?" - Octupus
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* "Apple pie seems like a good way to go blind" - [[User:Loken|Loken]]
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* "Six more inches and then I'll feel a lot better." - [[User:Ratri|Ratri]]
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* "So you molested my thigh with a dishwasher?" - [[User:Loken|Loken]]
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* "Apparently by heavier, he meant 'The Shining' and by 'some spotting' he meant 'every two weeks, The Shining'" - [[User:Caryatid|Caryatid]]

Latest revision as of 22:48, 4 February 2013

  • "Dangly bits are there to be molested." - Ratri "Can I have my dangly bits molested?" - Morrigu
  • "I like penises. They make me smile." - RedCat
  • "You're not putting anything strawberry inside of me." - Aurora
  • "If your last words are 'This poison tastes funny' chances are your days were numbered few from the beginning." - Darklocke
  • "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage."
  • "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper
  • "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - Kit
  • "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - Aurora
  • "And now the crack has hit the fan." - Aurora
  • "Jeez, when did Koenma's balls drop?" - Aurora
  • "Puppy, can we have sex?" - Aurora "No." - Nybble "Then can I have a glass of water?" - Aurora "Ok." - Nybble
  • "Tan lines are like closed captioning for the sexually impaired." - Zak
  • "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - Aurora "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike
  • "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - Aurora
  • "Of course for it to be statistically viable we will need many subjects. Sinic! Stand up and drop your pants. It's for science." - Rykilde, holding a scale.
  • "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - Rykilde "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - Zahnnie
  • "Puppy, make me some food!" - Aurora "Poof, you're some food!" - Nybble "Yay!" - Aurora
  • "Ooh Ooh can I be the official boobie inspector of Utter Chaos?" - Rykilde "Yes, you can." - Aurora "Dude, REALLY? Awesome! Boobies!" - Rykilde
  • "Did you like the soup we had yesterday? Because there are two slices left." - Rykilde
  • "If you can think of any, feel free to put them in." - Aurora "Aurora said put them in." - Ratri
  • "Puppy, why don't you ever give it to Aurora rough?" - Zahnnie "I'm building a kernel right now!" - Nybble, indignantly.
  • "So, should I call it Utter Chaos plus plus, or UC plus plus?" - Nybble "Either way, we can abbreviate it UCPP. Heh. You see peepee." - Zahnnie. Much laughter ensues. "We're so juvenile. Good job, me." - Zahnnie pats herself on the back.
  • "Anuses are only for the specially gifted." -Ben
  • "She's like PayPal, but more user-friendly." - Rykilde
  • "For a straight Marine and a gay Canadian, they sure are a lot alike." - Aurora
  • "If you're fucking someone in the park, it doesn't really matter precisely which hole you're screwing them in." - Ratri
  • "I'm all for that idea. I'm all about making boys' heads explode." - Rykilde
  • "Help, help!" - Q. "Oh, c'mon Q. You've got two cute women snuggling you intimately." - Rykilde. "But they're all oily! And this was my favorite shirt, dammit." - Q.
  • "I don't know how he got that much life." - Aurora. "Because you have a pwnagraph. P-W-N-A-G-R-A-P-H." - Ratri.
  • "Nobody likes your penix, Aurora. I think you should whip it out more." - Ratri
  • "Poncy elf boys are not metal." - Morrigu
  • "Yay! I put stuff in my wiki!" - Rykilde "Oh my..." - Morrigu, waggling his eyebrows.
  • "Tool of a Fook!" - Aurora, spoonerisming Gandalf.
  • "It's like staking a vampire with a 2x4..." - Morrigu
  • "You're an object. I can touch you. However, you're a special subclass of object. You have developer-friendly interfaces." - Nybble "Developer friendly interfaces? But I ..." - Aurora
  • "Why do they want to put a ramming point on top of the Christmas Tree?" - Ratri "Well, when Christmas is over, we chop off the branches..." - Morrigu "And joust with the neighbors!" - Ratri
  • "There's an old locker room saying: Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick." - Morrigu "Ah, but then we have, long and thick, the perfect dick." -Zahnnie
  • "But it's so big, how did you fit the whole thing up there?" - Rykilde
  • "I think I remember that shaft!" - Kim
  • "I'm sorry my dick hit your face" - Ben
  • "Get your dick off my head!" - Rykilde "Actually, that's my dick. " - Ratri
  • "2.9 pounds" -Nybble "You could huck it at people... It's my Mac-a-rang!" -Chadius
  • "Oh god, don't rub it! If you love me, don't rub it!" - Zahnnie
  • "Have I told you about my five-point exploding fish technique?" - Toh
  • "You guys tell me when I do something annoying, right?" - Rykilde. "Sure. That's why we say things like "Rykilde, your stuff's in the dryer again." - Ratri. "... SHIT!" - Rykilde, remembering her laundry.
  • "It is ok to plug a an air conditioner into a heavy duty extension cord if that cord is plugged directly into the wall." - Morrigu. "I prefer to plug it into an electrical socket." - Ratri
  • "Ah fuck. Well, I guess I'll go with my other solution: beating the crap out of it." - Aurora
  • "I can take it two different ways, because I'm a monk." - Aurora
  • "In Australia, the sheep outnumber the people." - Zahnnie. "I like those odds." - Aurora. "Aurora!" - Zahnnie. "... is what a dirty pervert would say!" - Aurora.
  • "Oooh, do you want to get some?" -Toh, to Zahnnie
  • "What is it?" -Rykilde. "I just put it in." -Erik. "That's going up." -Ratri.
  • "One does not go spelunking in my vagina!" -Rykilde
  • "I don't want to play the Sims." -Aurora
  • "It's the difference between having balls the size of oranges and doing rather well in life...and having balls the size of pineapples, and taking it up the ass from a double-barreled shotgun." -Ratri and Rykilde, on presenteeism
  • "When you have a thousand midgets, you just can't lose!" -Aurora.
  • "Guys, I think we're those annoying drunk people!" - Zahnnie
  • "It makes it hurt right here ..." - Rykilde rubs the bottom of her jaw. "Like when you've been going down on a guy too long."
  • "Darth Calculon!" - Aurora and Ratri start talking like Vader. "Kkkkssshhh. I have ... Kchoooo ... Amnesia. Noooooooo!"
  • Vroom of loud motorcycles goes by. "Oh my god, Aurora, did you hear that penis go by?" - Ratri.
  • "I like small, fast Japanese penises." - Ratri.
  • "That's what goes on my ass -- not on my box!" - Rykilde.
  • "It's like a ballet where the last two moves are always to shake the blood off, and put it back in." - Phil
  • "Then there's always 'explosive diahrrea'. That one's great." - Zahnnie "I prefer 'anal leakage'!" - Caryatid, very cutely
  • "RYKILDE DOESN'T GET IT!" -Ratri "What?! What don't I get?!" -Rykilde
  • "I'm going back to my room. Anyone else who wants to come is welcome to." -Nybble "I'm afraid of Aurora." -Kit "She will slash you to death with her shiny new diamond. FEAR THE WRATH OF THE ENGAGEMENT RING!" -Rykilde and Ratri, in perfect unison.
  • "Aww, Aurora, now you have +2 to Brawl!" - Rykilde (I think she said it first...)
  • "See, you're going with this whole anal sex thing, but I've got this rhythm method going..." - Caryatid, on knitting, not contraception.
  • "Don't do that to my mushroom!" - Symmetry, on the stretchy mushrooms in the new Zelda game, and whether or not they were similar in appearance to an aspect of his anatomy.
  • "You...seem to be gripping my husband's rod." - Ratri, to Aurora and Rykilde
  • "It's the tongue that makes it." - RedCat
  • "I have a file menu." - RedCat, cuddling her laptop.
  • "Pigs!" - Limor. "in a blanket!" - Nybble. "Trigger!" - Limor. "Happy!" - Nybble. "Normal!" - Limor. "View!" - Nybble, making random completions on what Limor was saying to the oscilloscope. "Stop it now I mean it!" - Daniel. "Anybody want a peanut?" - Nybble.
  • "And then you can have a little sign in front of the monster that says 'your dick must be this high to pass.'" - Ratri.
  • "Why did I reach around the wrong way?" - Ratri. "Because your left hand was busy." - Nybble.
  • "I'm not looking, I'm not looking! Take it out!" - Rykilde. "I squirted all over a bed once." - Nybble. (In reference to blood.)
  • "Yes, I am terribly offended by having large succulent breasts thrust into my face." - Rykilde. "Oh, I would be!... Uh, wait..." - Nybble.
  • "If it's a pain in the ass, you've got the tampon in the wrong hole!" - Ratri and Aurora, in unison
  • "Hampster Jesus died for our cheese!" Morrigu, inspired by the Buffy episode "Earshot" and discussion thereafter
  • "It's like DBZ," - Nybble. "You mean how they keep upping the ante?" - Aurora. "Except there're no blatent power levels. She doesn't go 'Super Buffy 5!'" - Nybble.
  • "'Cause HIV is so cute and cuddly!" - Rykilde
  • "We have a garlic roaster?" - Rykilde. "Yeah, it's up on a high shelf so you've probably never seen it." - Aurora, who is equally short.
  • "If Morrigu puts that on the wiki, I'll kill him." - Ratri
  • "Oh, so you have to push it a bunch of times to get it to go up." -Symmetry
  • "Usually you just hold it down and it goes up." -Symmetry
  • "Is there a bra on my head?" -Nybble
  • "I have loads of platelets now!" -Zahnnie. "That's nice. I don't want them all over my floor." -Aurora.
  • "Do they make cock rings of 'stop seed'?" -Nybble
  • "And I posted the fish to reuse." -Rykilde
  • "I scored equally on Uhura and Spock?!" -Rykilde
  • "We ought to put something about Mordock up there." -Aurora. "Yeah, is he more dick, or more cock?" -Ratri.
  • "Hey, we can go faster if we both do it." -Ardonite
  • "I'm sorry -- I've got to bleach my panties." -Nybble
  • "Damn you and your creative GUI-ness!" -Ratri shaking her fist at Nybble
  • "Someone found a bug in the crack of Dawn?" - Nybble, after watching House.
  • "You don't use a pistol to shoot a major land mass. For that you need my grenade launcher." -DevanWalsh
  • "She makes me give it to her sometimes." - Nybble
  • "I was just thinking about really skinny girls getting it in the butt." - Red Cat
  • "Why do all our dinner conversations involve priapism?" - Red Cat
  • "'Cause, man, head cancer isn't funny!" -Ratri
  • "I didn't know about the shaft access at the bottom." -Nybble, via e-mail.
  • "It's PMC chocolate. I'd be supporting cancer ... research." -Ratri
  • "Oh Noes. Teh burning children!" -Zahnnie, Rykilde, and Ms. Badger.
  • "Cat vasectomies are funny to me." -Zahnnie
  • "Is there any advantage to a three-state transistor?" - Nybble. "Maybe." - Ratri.
  • "Mom can you pick me up? They kicked me out of the car because I puked in it. But at least it smelled like watermelon." - Aurora (quote added by Nybble from Kurama's back seat)
  • "But I remembered just enough of the shopping chapter!" - Rykilde
  • "It's right in my head, but wrong in my mouth!" - Nybble
  • "Can't a man suck at a part, and be proud of it?" - Ardonite
  • "'Cause hand cancer is funny." - Ratri
  • "Your mom is funny!" - Ratri
  • "There is just something funny about Chibi Nazis." - Ratri
  • "So what if they say 'Dad, you fucking pwn!' -- is that okay?" - Aurora
  • "Unspecified manual cancer of the hand." - Aurora
  • "That was the funniest steak I ever heard." - Ratri
  • "You see, I need to wank this before my Wii comes." - Nybble
  • "I can milk myself." -RedCat
  • "Do you want to put this in?" - Aurora. "I need to reach around first." - Nybble
  • "What's a synonym for Domino's?" -Aurora. "I was actually thinking about Pizza Hut. Pizza Puddle? There's already a Pizza Pagoda." -Ratri. "... Pizza Gazebo!" - Aurora and Ratri in unison.
  • "I like to sit on daddy's wing-wang." - Zahnnie, for Pixel.
  • "What the friggin butt!" - Nybble, playing TP
  • "So, I'm thinking of dyeing my underdress." - Ratri. "Dying good!" Kit
  • "Hmm, I can't remember if it was 'dying is good' or 'dying is fun'." - Ratri. "I think it was just 'Dying good!' There was no verb in there. Hey wait...why am I helping you??" - Kit
  • "Ribs for black people are like turkey for white people. You eat it, you love it, and then you fall asleep." - Chadius
  • "I brought Chadius, for extra muscle...because I just can't manhandle that rack by myself." - Morrigu
  • "I'm very impressed by the size of your penis, by the way. Just so you know." - Ratri. "I did not quite expect it to be quite this big." - Nybble.
  • "Yes. I don't really have a rack though. Just a penis." - Nybble
  • "Are you doing anything tonight?" - Aurora. "Uh...Red Cat?" - Ratri. "Uhm...Is coming over...tonight...I mean..." - Ratri.
  • "Je suis your Mom!" - Chadius.
  • "I need an alarm clock to tell me when to go to sleep." - Ratri. "Ring ring ring. You should go to sleep." - Nybble ...at about 1:30 am.
  • "Haha, dyke." - Nybble and Nybble-on-the-TOA-recording, in perfect unison.
  • "November is a good time to get crabs." - Ratri's sister, Nicole.
  • "Every time a kitten masturbates, God dies a little death?" - Ratri
  • "Voulez vous chanter un setlist avec moi?" - Nybble, thrusting with a plastic guitar.
  • "Imagine a Dalek garbage can. Exterminate!" - Aurora. "They're going to be pissed when they invade." - Chadius
  • "I did that to Jenmv's mom at one point." - Benmv
  • "I don't really need the cash--I've already got my wolf shirt." - Nybble.
  • Nybble walks in on Ratri and starts laughing. "What? I thought it would fit!" - Ratri
  • "Similar amount of information, but with better error checking. ECCDNA!" - Morrigu, on the efficiency of elven cellular reproduction.
  • "Ellowyn could always go the lich route." - Aurora. "Thanks, I'll keep my penis." - Ratri.
  • "Ha! I've got live data going into my new back end! ...That sounded kind of dirty."-Nybble
  • "It's like drinking a 53 proof waffle." -Antwerp
  • "You realize the only reason this works is because I have a probe shoved in it." - Nybble
  • "Food poisoning for everyone!" - Shallowmore "Yay!!" - Everyone (After announcing cooking cookie dough instead of eating it)
  • "Let's see YOU try to put it in when it's hanging a foot over the wrong side!" - Nybble
  • "Clue doesn't grow in vaginas. Not even elven ones." - Ratri
  • "If morals were tuna, I just got slapped in the face with a fish" - Ratri
  • "Milano, Geneva, a jedi craves not these things." -KT
  • "You killed the bigass fish." - Aurora "Yes, because I'm awesome." - Nybble
  • "He kinda put the 'cock' in 'cocky'." - Ratri
  • "You just stick your shaft in the hole instead." - Nybble (Everyone in the room goes silent and stares at Nybble.) "What?!" - Nybble
  • "You really haven't lived until you've fried butter in bacon fat. It's just one of those things." - Ratri
  • "You know, when you have sex to the point where you just stop thinking in words." - Zahnnie "What do you think in, queefs?" - Octupus
  • "Apple pie seems like a good way to go blind" - Loken
  • "Six more inches and then I'll feel a lot better." - Ratri
  • "So you molested my thigh with a dishwasher?" - Loken
  • "Apparently by heavier, he meant 'The Shining' and by 'some spotting' he meant 'every two weeks, The Shining'" - Caryatid