Chadius:SuperJusticeSquadOneshot
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Overview
This is a parody of Superhero stuff. Expect jokes, nonseriousness, and tongue-and-cheek up the wazoo.
The Super Justice Squad is dedicated to truth, justice, and um...the way of stuff. From their awesome mansion in That City, the SJS tries to save the world and all that.
The founding members of the SJS are getting tired of organizing heroic deeds. Maybe it's time for a vacation. Or maybe they just want to go out to a restaurant without interruption. Just once.
Any references to other comics is purely coincidental. Clearly you're hallucinating.
RPG system
I'm using the Tri-Stat dX system, with d8s as the base. If you wanna read the rules, here's the link to the pdf. But you won't need it much.
The PCs are around 100-110 character points, in the Modern Day Superhero skill set.
The PCs
Here are the pre-made toons you can choose from. There are links to the character sheets. Hopefully the description describes them, though. And make sure you playout those defects!
Dasoup
Dasoup is an idiot. Some are jealous of his powers. He doesn't think up the best plans, and his strategies involve punching things in the face until they fall down.
But he's also the leader of the SJS. Oh, and he's invulnerable, can fly, use heat breath, or freeze people in place with just a look. The public loves him. The low-ranking members use him as a role model. And even Victory likes him...
Victory
Being a normal human has never felt so good. Superior to all humans, Victory has the money, the gadgets, and the catchphrase "I AM VICTORY!" So he wins no matter what. Yeah! He is also a master of kungfu, swordmasterage, espionage and detectiveness. So he's like god++. And no one ever looks up.
Victory spends his time thinking up brilliant plans that wind up ignored. He spends the rest of his time rescuing the other heroes from the traps they fall into.
Ms Wand
Ms Wand is a magic-using elf. Maybe she's the last one. Yes bigger ears are better. Yes that hair is natural. No, I don't live in a forest, hugging trees all day long. Stop stereotyping, silly humans. Ms Wand stopped telling people her true name when no one could pronouce it correctly.
Ms Wand has a magic tower in a pocket dimension she spends most of her time in. Only The Slash seems to convince her to get out and socialize every once in a while.
Aquavius
Aquavius was a slick-tongued pirate who found a mystical gem, granting her powers of the sea. She can control water, breathe indefinitely in any medium, and is a great swimmer. She can also call upon the fish of the sea, something the gang mocks her for (why? Fish control is AWESOME!)
Aquavius is an expert treasure hunter. She can gather info, intimidate, and navigate her way to the goods. She's a decent pilot, too.
Beatmasta
Beatmasta knows the power of music. He's always busting a ryhme, or practicing a waltz, or beating his drums around. He's the life of any party, easily adjusts to any social situation. A true party animal.
Has trouble keeping quiet, which sucks when he's on a stakeout. Or waiting for an ambush.
The Slash
The Slash can grow blades from his arms and hands, with a distinctive SPIKT noise. He can use it to cut things, glide, or climb up surfaces. He is also able to regenerate wounds at an incredible rate. No hero has ever had these powers together!
Slash manages to keep his cool. Always the optimist, he can lift the team's spirits and moral when it's low.
