Hub Quotes
From UtterChaos
- “As well, the Illthids have proven their treachery yet again.” - Drow High Priestess. “Takes one to know one.” - Chadius. “Wait, let me find my surprised face.” - Alex. Chadius makes shocked face.
- “Are they going to tell us something we don’t know? I’m getting bored.” Gwen, quietly to Elly during an important meeting.
- “Since you seem to be one of the more effective groups in getting things done.” - Drow High Priestess. “Was that a compliment?” - Gwen, whispering again. “I don’t know.” - Elly
- “The priestess doesn’t want to sully her tongue by speaking you language, so I will speak.” - Ryurn “Well, I can think of better ways to sully my tongue than talking. Oops! Inside voice!” -Gwen
- “Do we have any vials of holy water lying around?” - Aurora. “Nope. I should make some.” -Alex. “Do you have a priest and some condoms?” - Ardonite.
- “Kill it! Kill it Cub! Kill it! It gets eaten by a giant cat!” - Nybble. “Cub inflicts 32 points of damage.” - Ratri.
- “Gonna drag him off the road, so no one finds him out of the blue. Y’know ‘doot-doot-doot-doo-doo, Holy Shnoinkus!’” -Ratri.
- “Hang on, I need to go answer my sword” - Asterix
- “He wasn’t really speaking very straight.” - Asterix. “Was this after the glowy thing?” - Gwen. “Yes.” - Asterix. “Ah, well, that may be it then. Glowing takes a lot out of you.” - Gwen.
- "No no no, it's fuck your mother, upside down." - Nachta teaching Elly how to swear in Drow "Ohhh, in Elven we say fuck your mother..." - Elly teaching Elven back.
- "SOMEBODY HAS THIS PROBLEM WITH SHOVING A SWORD THROUGH NIGEL'S BODY!" - Ratri, yelling at Nybble, who was hiding behind a book.
- "I know what I want to cast. Wish." - Aurora "Oh, imagine if that went wrong." - Ratir "No, I mean, she'd age 5 years. 13 to 18 in one shot." - Aurora "Heh. She would have no idea how to deal with the hormones." - Ratri "'Poof. Somebody do me now!'" - Zahnnie "Heh. 'Did it succeed? Yeah? Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend right now. <Poof> Nice. C'mere honey.' 'Congratulations, you're now an ... archmage...' 'Yeah, whatever. Do I get my own room? Good. Let's go.'" - Aurora