Kit's Christmas List

Kit's amazing Christmas List of slaying absolutely everything except squid:

• Fully articulated Squidzilla action figure
• Silver-haired bishie of questionable morals
• Magical pet miniature dragon, to play with cub and pixel
• Amulet of amiability, special double chocolate brownie edition
• A penninsula-cape inversion. This is a delicate surgical procedure whereby the entire florida peninsula is compressed and relocated to the space currently occupied by cape cod -- the keys can have the vinyard -- allowing all of Florida to be a mere hour or two drive away.
• String bikini
• Magical boy costume for next Halloween