Chadius: BESM 3: KungFuActionNinjaJesus

This is me brainstorming for an element casting Ninja in BESM, 3rd edition. He may wind up in a one-shot BESM run involving an over-the-top Ninja squad.

Story

Kung Fu Action Ninja Jesus fights the badguys and makes them pay. With his Ninja powers, he will save the day!

Actually, this young Ninja-in-training is trying to master the four basic elements of Earth, Water, Wind and Pizza. His eventual goal is to defeat the Pasta Primaveri who lives atop the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He must train hard to avoid and defeat the Pisa Nation spies and warriors who wish to capture him, including the whiny Primaveri Prince and the ultra-bitch Primaveri Princess.