Difference between revisions of "Supervillain Plot Scrap2"

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Shiggy: So why didn't you kill them, ya know with a fire spell?

Bish: Well, they're the only place around here that sells fresh habaneros. And if I killed someone, then they'd kick me out for good and I'd never be able to...BECUASE I'M NOT EVIL ANYMORE!

Shiggy: (Big eyes, freaked)

Bish: See? If I were evil, I'd be killing you right now. See? You're still alive. Therefore...grrrr. (Holds hands in strangle position) Right, not evil. Not evil. Must...not...murder...

(Shiggy runs away, Bish reverts to being cool)

Bish: Heh.

Hilarity: You did that on purpose.

Bish: Yeah. (Evil smile)