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Overview

by Scholas

Why am I writing this again? I need to train some more. There's an awesome mountain that needs climbing, and- oh wait. I should switch.

Ah, that's better, time to scribble things. To answer my own question, Victory wants the vacation recorded for posterity. He gave me access to some of his private records, but he doesn't want to write it. Dasoup is too busy stopping Carmen Odys, Beatmasta is on tour. Aquavius is sailing the "seven" seas, claims it's for patrol. As for Ms Wand and The Slash, they disappeared soon after their return. Hmm. No need to write rumors on an official report. Ha.

A picture of Drazzle Mah Nazzle. Is this when he was young? Maybe he had a Constitution penalty. -Scholas

The Founding Members, tired of the save-the-world routine, decided to go to the island nation of Cancer Cross. This sunny small island is 252.348 kilometers off the coast of Florida. Its seafood, especially crabs and lobsters, are very exquisite. Seafood Restaurant Master gave its restaurants a 5/5. And -er, I'm digressing again, aren't I?

Sea Trip

Victory ordered a luxury ship and hired a crew to transport the Founding Members. I wonder how he affords those. I suppose he's a millionaire of some sort. Or maybe he is using his heroic influence to ask a favor here or there. Wait, he has no influence outside of this mansion. Maybe there is a rich hero he talks to, like Money Maiden. Or is he actually, er "with" Carmen Odys?

At any rate, the Society of Doom attacked the ship. Six submarines fired torpedoes and five Doom Agents tried to board the ship. Victory called the V-boat from the underside of the ship, while V-clipping some of the agents. Beatmasta put on some music and distracted the remaining agents. Underwater, Dasoup used his freeze vision to stop a few torpedoes while Aquavius handled the rest with her speargun. She called a few blowfish to block the torpedo tubes. Most of the idiots fired anyway, and promptly exploded. Ms Wand finished off the remaining subs with her Lightning Booyah.

One torpedo managed to hit, but it was a non-vital region of the ship. The ship could make it at a reduced speed. Victory headed to the hull for some nighttime repairs. The lone crewman confused him for The Slash's groupies, ha. I'm sure Victory knocked him out with his KO gas. Such an ego.

Before sunrise, Victory says Drazzle Mah Nazzle visited Ms Wand's room. He found a letter that read:

roses R red
violets r blu
i slayed 1000 orcs
just 4 U!!!!11!!!one!!

It seems like he tried to woo her. Again. The scorch marks and her injuries indicate she was hit by her own blast. I guess she rejected him. Again. Dasoup broke a hole in the wall and tried to save her, he was a bit late.

The rest of the trip was uneventful. They arrived at Cancer Cross in the morning, right after sunrise.

Resort Fun

The Founding Members reserved the suite on the top floor. Victory promptly set up a "security net" to "ensure the team's protection." Crime never sleeps, and neither does he I guess. Or maybe he's just being a pervert. Can't blame him, especially with Ms Wand and Aquavius...Oh, I'd better delete this. What is deleted can be undeleted - Victory

Beatmasta starts a party and attracts every lady in town. The cops come in to stop the party but they stay instead. Ms Wand and The Slash dressed down and laid by the pool. Quite a sight to behold, might I add. The Slash is quite protective of her. Aquavius spent her time in the beach, right below sea level.

Dasoup is busy punishing crabs on the beach when he bumps into Carmen Odys. She paid bond for her latest criminal exploit, and decided to take a vacation. Her hotel room is in the building opposite the Members' hotel! She's doing nothing wrong, but she wanted to relax. Dasoup invites her for dinner, and she agrees.

Victory catches wind of this, and decides to bug her hotel room. She finds the Obvious Bug and begins a thorough search. She manages to find the OMG Victory Bug and manages to look up. Victory is making sure. No really, Carmen isn't doing anything wrong. She just wants to relax. And she's coming to dinner. Victory decides to join them.

Ms Wand and The Slash get bored, and decide to buy an overpriced dress. They borrow Victory's credit card and head off. The cops are still in Beatmasta's room, so are the hot chicks and most of the island's residents.

The Crab Shak is perhaps the best Seafood restaurant in the world. It is a local Mom & Pop restaurant, and they are on a small island in the middle of nowhere. Reminds me of my mother's house, she makes this great hamburger & fries deal, with an awesome milkshake. When I bring my girlfriend over, she is going to love it!

Anyhoo, Carmen, Victory and Dasoup have an awkward meal. Victory checks for poisons, and Dasoup has a talk. About a crab he found jaywalking. And how he doesn't like that one time Carmen poisoned him with mayonnite. But he thinks she's pretty. Victory and Carmen nod in agreement, kindred spirits I suppose.

Aquavius notices something terrible: Giant crabs are invading Cancer Cross! Dasoup notices it too and fires his team call beacon. Victory tells them to ignore it, while he thinks up a plan.

Crab Fight!

Interesting Giant Crabs. They fire energy blasts and have giant claws for pinching. Last week the GM was like, "You fight 10 Dire Crabs!" And I said "Giant Crabs? What, they pinch? What's their AC?" And the GM mutters 27. Twenty-freakin-seven! Maybe if I rage and the wizard upped my strength I could (Use Magic Missle, stupid. -Ms Wand)

Victory figures out the perfect plan, as always. And everyone ignores it. Well, it is a fantastic plan. An involved team strike at the largest concentration to specifically demoralize the enemy army based on their movements and the moon phase. Oh well, everyone does it the hard way: on their own. Victory sets his V-boat on auto and depth charges the crabs. In the meanwhile he heads back to the hotel room to get more supplies.

Dasoup is fighting by the volcano. The Slash and Ms Wand, in her new dress, are fighting crabs as they emerge. Victory heads back and notices Drazzle in Ms Wand's room. He kindly asked Drazzle to leave and fight the giant crabs. I'm certain he bribed him with pictures of Ms Wand in a bikini or something. I undeleted something Victory deleted by accident. I did a good thing! DASOUP