Supervillain Plot Scrap2

Shiggy: So why didn't you kill them, ya know with a fire spell?

Bish: Well, that store is the only place around here that sells fresh habaneros. Besides, they'd kick me out if I killed em.

(Shiggy Nods) Shiggy: Yeah, then you'd have to burn the store down. And you don't have time to waste fighting the cops.

Bish: Uhuh. That deathray isn't building itself-

(Bish realizes what he's saying and catches himself. Shiggy is still nodding in agreement.)

Bish: BECAUSE I'M NOT EVIL ANYMORE!

Shiggy: (Big eyes, freaked)

Bish (with plotwind): See? If I were evil, I'd be killing you right now. See? You're still alive. Therefore...grrrr. (Holds hands in strangle position) Right, not evil. Not evil. Must...not...murder...

(Shiggy runs away, Bish reverts to being cool)

Bish: Heh.

Hilarity (giggling): You did that on purpose.

Bish: Yeah. (Evil smile with shiny teeth)