Chadius: TOA Summary 1/22/07

• Diiman drives in with the strike team and distracts
• Li provides an aerial and sees a pyramid
• Lily and Viveka see the priest (Dan)

• Dan needs their help reclaiming a pyramid.
• There is a Fiirey, Resplenda inside. Fiirey are subred Nu'mair, who create simple lifeforms. He believes she was corrupted, and needs rescuing.
• There's a giant dog-like amoeba thing guarding the pyramid. FIGHT!

• Dan helps out and they defeat them.
• Inside the pyramid, Dan helps free Resplenda.
• Viveka finds a manilla envelope containing orders. The stationary is from Senator Mannon.
• Mikel was here right before the blast and then left.
• Lots of Crystalline books in a hidden room showing Grapha as an Empress, in control of the world.

Mission Report: Diiman

Objective

Save dudes trapped in hex cannoned town. Investigate suspicious stuff.

Status

Success

Summary

Edited for time (& to prevent the writer from going insane)

... was BAM! Right in the face. How was I supposed to know that it was a guy. I mean in that dress he looked just... huh, we're recording now? Ok. Anyway, I was getting ready to give her, I mean him, a... Oh, right the mission report. Bob-man, I'll tell you about the party later. Alright?

Let's see. Mission report... mission report... Right! We were crashing through the jungles of Venezuela and Brazil in the Black Tiger. We were on our way to the town that was hit by the hex cannon, Sol... Solpisuezo... Soapypenzo... oh right, Solpequeno. Thanks. Anyway, by the time Ceelie, Li, and I got there, the rest of the team and the soldier dudes had already had a skirmish with the evil dudes infesting the town. They had found an awesomely good person who was trapped in the church basement. There were quite a few people with him who were hiding from the bad mercs roaming the streets.

We decided that I should provide a distraction with a team of soldiers in the Black Tiger while a stealthy team snuck into the church and rescued the guys in the church. I hopped back into the Black Tiger and revved her up, ready to make some noise. The soldiers piled into the car with me, ready to lay down the smack. One of them was all like, "Wow is this the Black Tiger?" And I was all like, "You betcha!" and I revved the engine for emphasis because the roar of 8 cylinders shooting towards seven thousand RPMs is a great way to make a statement. But the officer was all like, "Keep in line, Private." Kill joy. I don't think that I could ever be in the army. They would always try to keep me from enjoying myself. Although they get lots of big toys to play with. I would much rather be an action hero. A man standing against all odds with his rag tag team of companions, like in Psychobilly Explosion when the professor, skipper, and I... no wait, that was G-man's Isle... So there we were, ready to fight the hoards of undead monkeys with nothing but a chain-saw, a battle axe, and revolver between us. It got really messy, but our team of awesome came out victorious. My favorite part was when... <snip>... The fricken chimp flung it right at me. I managed to duck, but it hit the director right in the ear. Hehe, poop is funny.