"Special Sauce"

Tom and I got into an argument one day over what to put on salami sandwiches. During this argument, we inadvertently discovered how to make "special sauce" the way McDonalds does. Now you can enjoy the unique taste in the comfort of your very own home without having to risk getting the sloppy shits after rolling into a drive-thru for some questionable McFudd.

Ingredients:

1 tbsp caper-dill mustard

1 tbsp mayonnaise

Stir mayonnaise and mustard together in a bowl. Apply generously to any food requiring a McPrefix.