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Summary

by Scholas

Why am I writing this again? I need to train some more. There's an awesome mountain that needs climbing, and- oh wait. I should switch.

Ah, that's better, time to scribble things. To answer my own question, Victory wants the vacation recorded for posterity. He gave me access to some of his private records, but he doesn't want to write it. Dasoup is too busy stopping Carmen Odys, Beatmasta is on tour. Aquavius is sailing the "seven" seas, claims it's for patrol. As for Ms Wand and The Slash, they disappeared soon after their return. Hmm. No need to write rumors on an official report. Ha.

A picture of Drazzle Mah Nazzle. Is this when he was young? Maybe he had a Constitution penalty. -Scholas

The Founding Members, tired of the save-the-world routine, decided to go to the island nation of Cancer Cross. This sunny small island is 252.348 kilometers off the coast of Florida. Its seafood, especially crabs and lobsters, are very exquisite. Seafood Restaurant Master gave its restaurants a 5/5. And -er, I'm digressing again, aren't I?

Victory ordered a luxury ship and hired a crew to transport the Founding Members. I wonder how he affords those. I suppose he's a millionaire of some sort. Or maybe he is using his heroic influence to ask a favor here or there. Wait, he has no influence outside of this mansion. Maybe there is a rich hero he talks to, like Money Maiden. Or is he actually, er "with" Carmen Odys?

At any rate, the Society of Doom attacked the ship. Six submarines fired torpedoes and five Doom Agents tried to board the ship. Victory called the V-boat from the underside of the ship, while V-clipping some of the agents. Beatmasta put on some music and distracted the remaining agents. Underwater, Dasoup used his freeze vision to stop a few torpedoes while Aquavius handled the rest with her speargun. She called a few blowfish to block the torpedo tubes. Most of the idiots fired anyway, and promptly exploded. Ms Wand finished off the remaining subs with her Lightning Booyah.

One torpedo managed to hit, but it was a non-vital region of the ship. The ship could make it at a reduced speed. Victory headed to the hull for some nighttime repairs. The lone crewman confused him for The Slash's groupies, ha. I'm sure Victory knocked him out with his KO gas. Such an ego.

Before sunrise, Victory says Drazzle Mah Nazzle visited Ms Wand's room. He found a letter that read:

roses R red

violets r blu

i slayed 1000 orcs

just 4 u