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===Water Dude=== | ===Water Dude=== | ||
| + | Water Dude seems to be some kind of aquatic humanoid. Wields a trident, swims fast and talks to fish. Doesn't know many human languages (well, doesn't know ANY languages) but seems to understand whatever Aquavius does when she talks to aquatic creatures. | ||
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'''The Slash sez:'''Doesn't know who I am :) +++++ | '''The Slash sez:'''Doesn't know who I am :) +++++ | ||
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| + | DaGoil seems to know the Justice Squad very well. Especially DaSoup. We're not sure who she is. Maybe an alternate dimension sounterpart? Maybe a clone? Perhaps that note about a depowered DaSoup and Madame Odys freezing to death stuck in a mattress factory wasn't a hallucination? | ||
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| + | Strangely enough DaGoil seems to be much more...adjusted than DaSoup. She's actually capable of math, and strategy. She also has superstrength, nigh invulnerability and shoots freeze vision from her eyes. Odd. | ||
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'''The Slash sez:''' Spandex?! DaSoup's daughter?? Knows my comic way too well. | '''The Slash sez:''' Spandex?! DaSoup's daughter?? Knows my comic way too well. | ||
===Drazzle Mah Nazzle=== | ===Drazzle Mah Nazzle=== | ||
| + | This is Drazzle's third attempt to sway Ms Wand by trying to join the group. When we reminded him that we don't hire contract assassins, he left dejectedly. He blurted something to Ms Wand in Elven before he left. | ||
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'''The Slash sez:'''Are you serious? | '''The Slash sez:'''Are you serious? | ||
===Soluble Boy=== | ===Soluble Boy=== | ||
| + | Soluble Boy has a wide array of powers: alter reality, immune to any attack once he sees it, shapeshifter, instant teleportation through time and space, you got it. Plus he wants to be a sidekick, always a plus. However he has a crippling weakness: he loses his powers and dissolves in water. Like, a sudden downpour will ruin him. | ||
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'''The Slash sez:'''Where are they all getting the spandex? Wants to be a sidekick? Water soluable. Knows the Slashter School Special too well! | '''The Slash sez:'''Where are they all getting the spandex? Wants to be a sidekick? Water soluable. Knows the Slashter School Special too well! | ||
===Fawnsavice=== | ===Fawnsavice=== | ||
| − | + | Fawnsavice doesn't wear much, and she is an experienced grappler, able to wrestle several humans simultaneously. She is also known to tackle bears. She was raised by wolves at a young age and learned how to read body language. Although she seems a bit shy around humans. | |
Victory has taken quite a shine to her and is willing to help her grappling skills. | Victory has taken quite a shine to her and is willing to help her grappling skills. | ||
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| + | '''The Slash sez:'''Doesn't wear much. Raised by wolves? Is she for real? No clue who I am? "He who dances?" I like her. | ||
===Triumphant=== | ===Triumphant=== | ||
| + | He...is...Triumphant! Triumphant claims to be a member of the Awesome Crusade Force, an alternate-dimension version of Victory. While he possesses the same skills as Victory, he is much friendlier in demeanor. He doesn't like the Lady of Wands, his version of Ms Wand (claims she is a drow priestess.) | ||
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| + | Unfortunately the interview was cut short when the perimeter guards were overwhelmed by an invasion force. | ||
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'''The Slash sez:'''No spandex. Rubber? Fetishist? Almost as bad as V. | '''The Slash sez:'''No spandex. Rubber? Fetishist? Almost as bad as V. | ||
==Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition== | ==Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition== | ||
Revision as of 22:54, 23 February 2009
Contents
Preparation Notes
Applicant Notes
Water Dude
Water Dude seems to be some kind of aquatic humanoid. Wields a trident, swims fast and talks to fish. Doesn't know many human languages (well, doesn't know ANY languages) but seems to understand whatever Aquavius does when she talks to aquatic creatures.
The Slash sez:Doesn't know who I am :) +++++
DaGoil
DaGoil seems to know the Justice Squad very well. Especially DaSoup. We're not sure who she is. Maybe an alternate dimension sounterpart? Maybe a clone? Perhaps that note about a depowered DaSoup and Madame Odys freezing to death stuck in a mattress factory wasn't a hallucination?
Strangely enough DaGoil seems to be much more...adjusted than DaSoup. She's actually capable of math, and strategy. She also has superstrength, nigh invulnerability and shoots freeze vision from her eyes. Odd.
The Slash sez: Spandex?! DaSoup's daughter?? Knows my comic way too well.
Drazzle Mah Nazzle
This is Drazzle's third attempt to sway Ms Wand by trying to join the group. When we reminded him that we don't hire contract assassins, he left dejectedly. He blurted something to Ms Wand in Elven before he left.
The Slash sez:Are you serious?
Soluble Boy
Soluble Boy has a wide array of powers: alter reality, immune to any attack once he sees it, shapeshifter, instant teleportation through time and space, you got it. Plus he wants to be a sidekick, always a plus. However he has a crippling weakness: he loses his powers and dissolves in water. Like, a sudden downpour will ruin him.
The Slash sez:Where are they all getting the spandex? Wants to be a sidekick? Water soluable. Knows the Slashter School Special too well!
Fawnsavice
Fawnsavice doesn't wear much, and she is an experienced grappler, able to wrestle several humans simultaneously. She is also known to tackle bears. She was raised by wolves at a young age and learned how to read body language. Although she seems a bit shy around humans.
Victory has taken quite a shine to her and is willing to help her grappling skills.
The Slash sez:Doesn't wear much. Raised by wolves? Is she for real? No clue who I am? "He who dances?" I like her.
Triumphant
He...is...Triumphant! Triumphant claims to be a member of the Awesome Crusade Force, an alternate-dimension version of Victory. While he possesses the same skills as Victory, he is much friendlier in demeanor. He doesn't like the Lady of Wands, his version of Ms Wand (claims she is a drow priestess.)
Unfortunately the interview was cut short when the perimeter guards were overwhelmed by an invasion force.
The Slash sez:No spandex. Rubber? Fetishist? Almost as bad as V.
Breach Report #25678: Lunathema Demands Recognition
DaSoup says the loveliest things
Meet the Meat
- Yeah, we're having a party, you know to meet people.
- The meat-people escaped their incarceration! Hurry we must defeat them!
- No, "meet new people."
- New meat people!? I knew those bastards would start breeding soon!
Don't do drugs
- So then I used my heat breath, and that's how I skipped the 3rd grade. Any more questions?
Never build robot clones!
- Why do we need to recruit?
- Because DaSoup, Crime Never Sleeps!
- But couldn't we make robot us's? They never sleep!
- Because we did that three years ago remember? We had to destroy them after they went berzerk.
- Nope don't remember.
History sheds a tear
- Titanic! That was like in the 60s?! God you're old!
SAT advice: Always guess!
- Victory: Hey DaSoup what's 6x5?
- DaSoup: ...65!
- Victory: Well at least he gave a number this time.
