Chadius: TOA Shadra Haela

Foreword

Note: I have concluded this is the most representative of Ms. Haela's news reports. It covers most of her life and achievements up to date. While I do understand our need to keep up to track of her, I must say that I did enjoy reading the many articles about her.

- Lucy, Secretary of TOA

Cover Story

Som 15th, 1499

A! Entertainment's Weekly Spotlight: Shardra Haela

by Rick Rogen

Hi! I'm Rick Rogen, and this week's spotlight I'm going to cover the one, the only Shardra Haela! Yes, I have tied down her agent, Sly Hatrey in my office. And I am going to get some answers!

Rick:First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?

Sly:She's a farmer's daughter - literally. Came straight from a farm in Tenessee. A terrible accident burned down her home and, she lost her parents too. She had to pick up oddjobs and live in the lower-end apartments.

Rick:Oh, that's terrible.

Sly:Yup. But Fate works in mysterious ways. I was in Memphis, helping out Diiman's latest flick, Psychobilly Explosion. Anyways, the scene is the badguy challenges Sheriff Diiman, right? And of course the women in the town love him, so they're like "NO Sheriff, don't go!" Anyway, Shardra pops up as one of the extra screaming women. One look at her and I know. She's going places. After we finish filming, I pluck her right out of there and offer to be her agent. And then BOOM, history.