Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn, Gwen for short, is blonde blonde blonde blonde blonde. Need I say more? Hailing from a pig farm in the rural countryside portion of Tor Aquillon, she and her equally blonde cousin Fiona are on the prowl and looking for loaded husbands who will be able to accomodate their "Big City Needs." Shortly upon arriving in New Galen, she and her cousin were hired to staff the Crossroads Tavern for their new business venture, Taters Hour, as the official Taters Girls. Gwendolyn can't read, she can't comprehend polysyllabic words, she can't really even complete a full sentence without putting careful thought into it, but she sure can make a mean plate of tater tots! Find her at the Light Tavern during lunch and dinner hours, and be sure to sample her hot taters on Saturday night during the dinner rush.

Taters... they might be lumpy, but they're still firm, and by golly, it's the frontier, you'll take what you can get!