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Supermarket (B is in line, approached by two junior villain fanboys.)<font color="red">(Should I come up with some geeky wanna-bee villain costumes, or would that be too over-the-top? -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 11:11, 1 Feb 2006 (EST))</font>


(<s>1 is holding "Villains" magazine with Bish on the cover.</s> 1 is going through a pack of "Heros and Villains" trading cards and finds one that looks a lot like the guy behind him in line at the supermarket.)

1: Hey, in the sweatshirt! Is that...

2: Yeah it is! Hey, Bish!

B: ...

<font color="red">(does he look upset, or mortified, or just grumbly like it happens all the time? --[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 11:50, 30 Jan 2006 (EST))</font> (More like grumbling, "*sigh* not again...") -[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)

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(New panel, different angle)

1: You're our hero, Bish! I mean, our villain. I mean, our...

2: Robbing a supermarket? '''SWEET'''


(Clerk is worried) 

<font color="red">(How do we signify this? Classic anime expressions of freaky eyes and quivering lip, or are we not going to be that stylized? --[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 11:48, 30 Jan 2006 (EST))</font> Big eyes, sweatdrop. I think we can do sweatdrops without people calling it ghey or anything. -[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST) <font color="red">Our main character is a silver-haired bishounen. I'm pretty sure they'll call it ghey eventually, no matter what. Hell, I might work in some yaoi just for the fun of it.-[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 21:28, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)</font>

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(Time for background fun. Rat poison, mutant chickens, stack of shopping cards, and the soda bomb...possible Zombies Ate My Neighbors reference. Bish is pissed and turns to face them. -[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)) <font color="red">I totally just changed that so he's not wearing the hoodie. I mean, how're they going to recognize him if they can't se the hair. :) -[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 21:26, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)</font>

1: Whoa, he's gonna poison the food!

2: No way man, he's gonna make a mutant chicken army!

1: Uh-uh! He's stealing everyone's shopping cards!

2: Two Words. Soda Bomb! Am I right? Huh? Huh? Am I right?

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(Takes off hood. Stares paralyzed fanboys down.) <font color="red">(Obvious invocation of powers? No, that's what the later bit with the shiny teeth. Scary face? Probably. --[[User:Aurora|Aurora]] 11:48, 30 Jan 2006 (EST))</font> Scary!!! -[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)

(pissed that they're blowing his cover. But, more frustrated by stupid ideas by stupid n00bs. -[[User:Chadius|Chadius]] 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST))

B (glares): Those are the WORST schemes I have ever heard! What am I going to do with exploding soda cans? Ruin some superhero's lunch? Your ideas are pathetic, you lackeys! GO AWAY!

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(Guys run. Clerk is about to grab phone. Bish is clearly grumpy about it.)

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(Spins around, Fake smiles (with the shine in his teeth,) pulls out coupons. Clerk is starry eyed.)

B (recomposes himself): And by that I meant... I am normal. Here's some double coupons.

C (dazzled): Yes sir!