Supervillain Plot Scrap

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Supermarket (B is in line, approached by two junior villain fanboys.)(Should I come up with some geeky wanna-bee villain costumes, or would that be too over-the-top? -Aurora 11:11, 1 Feb 2006 (EST))

(1 is holding "Villains" magazine with Bish on the cover. 1 is going through a pack of "Heros and Villains" trading cards and finds one that looks a lot like the guy behind him in line at the supermarket.)

1: Hey, in the sweatshirt! Is that...

2: Yeah it is! Hey, Bish!

B: ...

(does he look upset, or mortified, or just grumbly like it happens all the time? --Aurora 11:50, 30 Jan 2006 (EST)) (More like grumbling, "*sigh* not again...") -Chadius 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)

(New panel, different angle)

1: You're our hero, Bish! I mean, our villain. I mean, our...

2: Robbing a supermarket? SWEET

(Clerk is worried)

(How do we signify this? Classic anime expressions of freaky eyes and quivering lip, or are we not going to be that stylized? --Aurora 11:48, 30 Jan 2006 (EST)) Big eyes, sweatdrop. I think we can do sweatdrops without people calling it ghey or anything. -Chadius 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST) Our main character is a silver-haired bishounen. I'm pretty sure they'll call it ghey eventually, no matter what. Hell, I might work in some yaoi just for the fun of it.-Aurora 21:28, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)

(Time for background fun. Rat poison, mutant chickens, stack of shopping cards, and the soda bomb...possible Zombies Ate My Neighbors reference. Bish is pissed and turns to face them. -Chadius 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)) I totally just changed that so he's not wearing the hoodie. I mean, how're they going to recognize him if they can't se the hair. :) -Aurora 21:26, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)

1: Whoa, he's gonna poison the food!

2: No way man, he's gonna make a mutant chicken army!

1: Uh-uh! He's stealing everyone's shopping cards!

2: Two Words. Soda Bomb! Am I right? Huh? Huh? Am I right?

(Takes off hood. Stares paralyzed fanboys down.) (Obvious invocation of powers? No, that's what the later bit with the shiny teeth. Scary face? Probably. --Aurora 11:48, 30 Jan 2006 (EST)) Scary!!! -Chadius 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST)

(pissed that they're blowing his cover. But, more frustrated by stupid ideas by stupid n00bs. -Chadius 12:59, 1 Feb 2006 (EST))

B (glares): Those are the WORST schemes I have ever heard! What am I going to do with exploding soda cans? Ruin some superhero's lunch? Your ideas are pathetic, you lackeys! GO AWAY!

(Guys run. Clerk is about to grab phone. Bish is clearly grumpy about it.)

(Spins around, Fake smiles (with the shine in his teeth,) pulls out coupons. Clerk is starry eyed.)

B (recomposes himself): And by that I meant... I am normal. Here's some double coupons.

C (dazzled): Yes sir!