User contributions for Ubernerd

28 September 2026

• 21:2121:21, 28 September 2026 diff hist +1,809 N Homemade Lotus Seed Paste Created page with "For the Skang Kee mooncake recipe. This recipe makes a whole bitchload of lotus seed paste, but it's also a pain in the ass to make and keeps well in the fridge, so you might as well make a whole bunch at once. This cranks out about a quart of paste. Ingredients: - 300g dried lotus seeds - 250g sugar - 200g oil - 30g maltose or some kind of honey/malty syrup Wash and soak your dried lotus seeds for 4 hours, until they're soft. When they're soft, split them, poke o..." current
• 21:1121:11, 28 September 2026 diff hist +2,042 N Skang Kee Bakery Moon Cakes Created page with "This is the definitive recipe for the Skang Kee Bakery mini mooncakes that I make every year because a box of the basic bitch Sheng Kee assortment now costs $62.99 at HMart. Travesty. For exactly 10 mini mooncakes of 50grams each, use the following recipe. Ingredients: - 100g cake flour (or 88g regular flour + 12g cornstarch) - 70g golden syrup - 25g vegetable oil - 2 tsp kansui (alkaline water) - pinch of salt - 1 egg yolk + 1 tsp heavy cream for egg wash - 300g..." current
• 20:2820:28, 28 September 2026 diff hist +64 The Ghetto Gourmet →Dessert current

24 March 2026

• 18:1418:14, 24 March 2026 diff hist +5 m Lemon Pound Cake With Persian Sweet Lemons No edit summary current
• 18:1018:10, 24 March 2026 diff hist +1 m Lemon Pound Cake With Persian Sweet Lemons No edit summary
• 18:0918:09, 24 March 2026 diff hist +2,438 N Lemon Pound Cake With Persian Sweet Lemons Created page with "Based loosely on the Serious Eats Lemon Pound Cake recipe. Enjoy alongside this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK5yyecRo video] Ingredients: Cake: - 2 sticks of butter (softened) - 200g sugar - 198g cake flour (or 198g regular flour, take out 3 tbsp of it and replace with 3tbsp cornstarch) - 1 tsp baking powder - 4 eggs (room temp) - 1 tsp vanilla extract - 0.5 tsp salt - 30ml (2 tbsp) milk or heavy cream - Zest of 2 Persian lemons (about 2tbsp) - 1 tbsp..."
• 17:5017:50, 24 March 2026 diff hist +106 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary

17 February 2026

• 06:0006:00, 17 February 2026 diff hist +26 Albondigas, No shortcuts No edit summary current
• 00:3500:35, 17 February 2026 diff hist +984 N Arroz Rojo Created page with "Good for everything, but especially amazing with albondigas. Ingredients: 2 tomatoes 1 clove garlic 1/4 onion (diced) 3 tbsp cooking oil 1.5 cups long grain rice 1/4 tsp salt 2 cups boiling water 1 tbsp chicken bouillon 1/2 tsp garlic powder 3 sprigs cilantro Heat up the oil in a large heavy bottomed pan with a lid. Fry the onion and garlic until lightly browned. Remove the garlic from the pan. Add the rice into the pan and fry until lightly browned, and roas..." current
• 00:2700:27, 17 February 2026 diff hist +1,545 N Albondigas, No shortcuts Created page with "Another installment in my Insufferable Le Creuset series of vat o' food recipes. Ingredients: For meatballs: - 2 lbs fatty ground beef - 1/2 bunch cilantro chopped) - 3/4 onion (chopped) - 1 tsp chili powder - 1 tsp cumin - 2 tsp oregano - Salt 'n pepa - 2 eggs - 1/2 cup raw rice Soup base: - 4 tomatoes (ripe on a vine, or roma) - 1/2 bunch of cilantro, chopped - 1/4 onion (chopped) - 6 cloves garlic - 1 tbsp tomato bouillon - 1 tsp oregano - 3 tsp ch..."
• 00:1100:11, 17 February 2026 diff hist +46 The Ghetto Gourmet →Savory Food

28 January 2026

• 01:4101:41, 28 January 2026 diff hist +657 N Beanz from Scratch Created page with "Beanz from scratch taste so much better and are cheaper than buying them by the can, and they make a shitload of food. Ingredients: 1.25 cups dry beans (canelli, small white..." current
• 01:3601:36, 28 January 2026 diff hist +24 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary
• 01:3501:35, 28 January 2026 diff hist +2,372 N Sausage Bean and Kale Soup Created page with "I got an 8 quart oval Le Creuset and immediately became insufferable... making vat after vat of meals that last a whole week. So for the cozy blizzard weekend of 2026, I made..." current
• 00:5700:57, 28 January 2026 diff hist +32 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary

13 December 2025

• 16:5716:57, 13 December 2025 diff hist +39 Maple 5-Spice Squash Seeds No edit summary current
• 16:5616:56, 13 December 2025 diff hist +1,800 N Lo Mai Gai (Lotus-wrapped Chicken with Sticky Rice) Created page with "I keep fuckin' losing this recipe because I am senile. I think I've rewritten it like 2 dozen times for Marie, and whenever I go to make it in her little kitchen sweatshop, I..." current

28 November 2025

• 03:5503:55, 28 November 2025 diff hist +377 Definitive Brisket Recipe No edit summary current

27 November 2025

• 00:3300:33, 27 November 2025 diff hist +1,643 N Chicken and Dumplings Created page with "For when you don't want to make a crust, but you want something like a sloppy chicken pot pie thing in a bowl. Ingredients: Chicken Soup Part: Some kind of chicken. Either..." current
• 00:1200:12, 27 November 2025 diff hist +27 The Ghetto Gourmet →Savory Food
• 00:0700:07, 27 November 2025 diff hist −50 Decorative Gourd Seasonal Dish No edit summary current
• 00:0500:05, 27 November 2025 diff hist +77 Decorative Gourd Seasonal Dish No edit summary
• 00:0200:02, 27 November 2025 diff hist +725 N Maple 5-Spice Squash Seeds Created page with "Never let any of your decorative gourd guts go to waste! Ingredients: Squash guts containing seeds Olive oil Salt 5 spice Maple sizzurp Clean out the seeds from the sq..."

26 November 2025

• 23:5523:55, 26 November 2025 diff hist +1,253 N One-Ramekin Apple Crisp Created page with "Nobody ever complained about keeping around a container of pre-made apple crisp topping in the fridge. Highly recommend always keeping a container of this shid around for on-d..." current
• 23:4223:42, 26 November 2025 diff hist +32 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary
• 23:4123:41, 26 November 2025 diff hist +718 N Decorative Gourd Seasonal Dish Created page with "[https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MFKRS!!!] Ingredients: 1 acorn squash Olive oil (for brushing)..."
• 23:3323:33, 26 November 2025 diff hist +65 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary
• 23:2523:25, 26 November 2025 diff hist +46 Main Page No edit summary
• 23:2423:24, 26 November 2025 diff hist +990 N Barb's Scalloped Potatoes are F*cked! Created page with ""They're fantastic, Barb." Ingredients: 5 tbsp butter Several garlic cloves Salt (to taste) Pepper (to taste) ~2 lbs red potatoes 2 cups half and half (I mean, you can..." current
• 23:1423:14, 26 November 2025 diff hist +43 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary

9 November 2025

• 18:5318:53, 9 November 2025 diff hist +79 Lotus Root Soup No edit summary current

8 November 2025

• 14:2114:21, 8 November 2025 diff hist −1 Lotus Root Soup No edit summary
• 14:1614:16, 8 November 2025 diff hist +412 N Lotus Root Soup Created page with "A mishmash of everyone's Cantonese recipes. Ingredients: - 2lbs Pork spare ribs - Ginger - Jujubes - Garlic cloves - 1lb Lotus root - 12 cups water Blanche the pork rib..."
• 14:1214:12, 8 November 2025 diff hist +20 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary

25 May 2025

• 23:5123:51, 25 May 2025 diff hist +2 Sticky Toffee Jujube Pudding No edit summary current
• 23:5023:50, 25 May 2025 diff hist +1,520 N Sticky Toffee Jujube Pudding Created page with "The thing to do with 2 1/2 weeks of accumulated boiled jujubes from nighttime medicinal teas. It passes the ultimate "not too sweet" test, despite being sticky toffee pudding...."
• 23:4123:41, 25 May 2025 diff hist +33 The Ghetto Gourmet →Dessert

31 January 2025

• 16:1716:17, 31 January 2025 diff hist +3,846 N Lemon Curd Mousse Cake Created page with "Burgled from Epicurious.com, who is now owned by Bon Appetit, who are dicks and require you to subscribe. Most of the time, a 1/2 recipe of this is plenty. This is a 2 day cak..." current
• 15:5215:52, 31 January 2025 diff hist +28 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary

29 December 2024

• 23:4423:44, 29 December 2024 diff hist +468 Definitive Brisket Recipe No edit summary

23 December 2024

• 17:0817:08, 23 December 2024 diff hist +2,883 N Definitive Brisket Recipe Created page with "I endured dating that useless shitbag Aaron for nearly 7 years in order to get this recipe. Okay, well not exactly, but I *did* come out of that relationship with *one* good t..."
• 16:4516:45, 23 December 2024 diff hist +1 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary
• 16:4416:44, 23 December 2024 diff hist +31 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary

10 November 2024

• 16:2116:21, 10 November 2024 diff hist +29 Rose & Herbes de Provence Olive Oil Cake No edit summary current
• 16:2016:20, 10 November 2024 diff hist +10 N File:Olive oil cake.png screenshot current

13 October 2024

• 16:0316:03, 13 October 2024 diff hist +66 Rosemary Brown Butter Apple Cake No edit summary current
• 13:3613:36, 13 October 2024 diff hist +1,161 N Rosemary Brown Butter Apple Cake Created page with "You quit your job. You realize your deep-seated fears of being unproductive. You make a cake from a recipe you've found on the internet. IngredientS: - 6 tbsp butter - 1 sp..."
• 13:2313:23, 13 October 2024 diff hist +39 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary

7 January 2024

• 19:1719:17, 7 January 2024 diff hist +438 N Chai Sizzurp Created page with "Ingredients: 10 cardamom pods (whack 'em open) 0.25tsp nutmeg 4 whole cloves 1 star anise 0.5tsp ground ginger 10 peppercorns (optional) 1.5 cup water 1 cup sugar 6 t..." current
• 19:0419:04, 7 January 2024 diff hist +18 The Ghetto Gourmet No edit summary