Diva's Wishlist

Note: DOB = 6/13/05; Clothing size = See manufacturer sizing OR 15 lbs range; usually pets' medium; OR [human] infants' / children's 12 month size.

My Very Immodest Wishes:

• A toychest, low enough to reach into even from a distinguished yet conservative height, say 10 inches tall (it's what you do with it, after all) -- and I'm sure my mommy would like to be able to close a lid on it, to make me appreciate having my precious toys all the more, or so she says. If nothing else, I'd like to keep a lid on Roomba's designs on my things. That's right, buddy! I see you eyeballing my squeaky! Back off, Sucker!! Yay for CVS sales and the gods of TUPPERWARE! ALL HAIL!

• Toys to go in the toychest (a girl can never have enough things to destroy)

• Obedience Classes (Canine University, Malden MA OR New England Dog Training Club, Cambridge MA) -- the fees are a bit steep, but an occassional vehicular assist might be nice... there are a great many things and people to intimidate on the bus, and that's time better spent being cute.... Of course, that comes naturally. I've been accepted to school, so I'll get a diploma and everything! I'm gonna be Doctor Diva!

• My favorite music so far: Louis Armstrong

• I can carry my own damn cookies, you rationing bastards!

• For those, like me, who disdain there being a difference between neck, shoulders, and head: martingales and buckle-on martingales.

Any Number of Things that Would Look Super-Cute on Me:

• Notorious P.U.G. Rocker Dog Tee
• Thermal Hoodie I love Zahnnie!!!
• Where my bitches at?
• Kill my owner
• Hello, my name is Diva
• Mini Diva
• Diva
• Diva
• Diva
• geek princess
• Miss Bitch
• Shut up. I'm pretty.
• diva.
• Punk Barker Hoodie
• Bling Bling
• Hera, Give me Strength
• C'est bone?