Jean

You think I lie, but I think this pretty much sums it up.

Jean and her partner Jane, are colonial Aquillonians, which would technically make them Canadian. During the usurpation of Death's realm by a necromancer dubbed "Snaggletooth," Terence and Phili- uh, I mean, Jean and Jane performed a special ritual to lure Snaggletooth out of his realm and onto Death's doorstep. The ritual involved a Snickers bar, flames, and a brown paper bag, and needless to say, somewhat backfired when Snaggletooth sent out a giant minion swinging Final Death to stamp it out. The entire town, still staring in shock at the "ritual" and its unintended result was mowed down by the aforementioned creature who Final Deathed both Jean and Jane after Jean broke her Icon of Will by cutting a fart.

The beauty in this character lies in the fact that an astounding number of players requested in their PELs that Jean and Jane come back... and we now have to think of a way to make it a recurring role. The only loophole we're able to exploit is the fact that Snaggletooth was in Death's Realm at the time of Jean and Jane's Final Death. Both the proudest and most shameful moment in my roleplaying career... I mean, how many times do you get a player telling you that "that was the best moment in the history of roleplaying!"