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Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again? | Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, '''DUDE.''' Are you ever going to get this opportunity again? | ||
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| + | ===Teleported into the sun by your archnemesis=== | ||
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| + | From ''Superman: The Animated Series,'' episode "New Kids in Town" | ||
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| + | [http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/newkids/ Review and Screenshots] (pictures 33 - 35) | ||
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| + | You hate Superman. We all do. What's your plan? Go back in time and gank him before he becomes a superhero. Sure some of the Legion of Superheroes are following you, but you have this teleporter on hand. Time to gank - aw nuts, young Clark he knows how to use it. | ||
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| + | At least you've gotten closer to the sun than anyone else... | ||
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| + | ===Polite missle launch into your apartment=== | ||
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| + | [http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/ghostinthemachine/ Review and Screenshots] (pictures 8 - 10) | ||
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| + | Lex Luthor's missing. As a superhero you dance and cheer, as a reporter you look into the case. Just as you track down his whereabouts, you get an odd phone call. | ||
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| + | Brainiac: Is this Clark Kent? | ||
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| + | Clark: Speaking. | ||
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| + | ''Brainiac hangs up'' | ||
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| + | ''Clark catches a missle as it flies through his apartment'' | ||
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| + | Well that was nice of him, wasn't it? No point wasting missles if the room is empty. Brainiac is environmentally friendly. | ||
Revision as of 17:15, 16 December 2006
Contents
Just in case you're reading it wrong...
I don't ever plan to die. But if I do, it had better be worth it! Here's a listing of absofreakinglutely cool ways to die, if I need the chance.
Buried face in Aphrodite's Bosom
| "For an instant I must fight the urge to bury my face in the perfumed valley between those breasts, and althgough I know well that this would by my last act before a violent death, I suspect at this moment that it might be worth it." |
-Ilium, Page 44
OK, OK. Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, just called you into her room. She leaned forward to give you secret orders for a mission, but that doesn't matter. She threatened earlier to rip out your entrails and wear them as garters if you disobeyed, but that doesn't matter.
Look, she's hot. I mean, hotter than hot. I mean, DUDE. Are you ever going to get this opportunity again?
Teleported into the sun by your archnemesis
From Superman: The Animated Series, episode "New Kids in Town"
Review and Screenshots (pictures 33 - 35)
You hate Superman. We all do. What's your plan? Go back in time and gank him before he becomes a superhero. Sure some of the Legion of Superheroes are following you, but you have this teleporter on hand. Time to gank - aw nuts, young Clark he knows how to use it.
At least you've gotten closer to the sun than anyone else...
Polite missle launch into your apartment
Review and Screenshots (pictures 8 - 10)
Lex Luthor's missing. As a superhero you dance and cheer, as a reporter you look into the case. Just as you track down his whereabouts, you get an odd phone call.
Brainiac: Is this Clark Kent?
Clark: Speaking.
Brainiac hangs up
Clark catches a missle as it flies through his apartment
Well that was nice of him, wasn't it? No point wasting missles if the room is empty. Brainiac is environmentally friendly.
