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| + | Hey this is ''LordDethRage'' I downlded this personel file from MISTIC's mainframes. MISTIC sux, we all no this. But we no so few ppl from it so I got this from the "super secure" server, lolz. I give you the files as written, wid no editz from me HAHAHA wha VIRUS FOUND ONOZ I gotta go brb FBI! | ||
===Magus Eltren=== | ===Magus Eltren=== | ||
Revision as of 18:19, 24 July 2007
Contents
MIcroSystems Technology Innovations Corp - MISTIC
A word from the President
It is with great honor that I present this annual report. Over the past 30 years, this company has enjoyed financial success and all-new products. I know this company will continue to grow for many years more.
-Magus Eltren, President
Overview
MISTIC is a computer software and pharmaceutical company. MISTIC Portals, our computer Operating System, has over 90% market penetration and is used by almost everyone who has a computer. We also produce a variety of medications that keep people healthy and enjoying life to the fullest.
President Magus founded MISTIC over 30 years ago, starting with MISTIC Portals version 1.0. He continues to lead this company with innovation, marketing, and profit.
Employees enjoy working here; we have less than 5% worker turnover. There is no mandatory retirement age and strong health benefits.
To our millitary customers
MISTIC has filled your defensive needs for over 30 years. Helping you crack enemy security with our viruses, high-tech weaponry and robotic soldiers. We hope to protect your freedoms for a long time.
Leaked Personel Information
Zii's note: Grapha was kind enough to download this information off of a website of ill repute before it was shut down by millitary-strength viruses (gosh, wonder where they came from?) Their dialect is a bit odd, but the data we did verify is very accurate. They know a lot, even if they don't know how to spell.
AN4RRKI XTREM3!
Hey this is LordDethRage I downlded this personel file from MISTIC's mainframes. MISTIC sux, we all no this. But we no so few ppl from it so I got this from the "super secure" server, lolz. I give you the files as written, wid no editz from me HAHAHA wha VIRUS FOUND ONOZ I gotta go brb FBI!
