TGAOL Plot
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Plot Ideas
Bad-luck attack
The Bad luck hero strikes! Bishie has a very bad hair day, his clothing stains, he's late for work, His nails break, people at work realize he's handsome ... and someone is taking pictures.
Bishie contest
Bishie recieves a mysterious invitation to this year's Bishie Contest. He hasn't been there for a few years since he was "politely" told to never come back. The last time he entered, all of his opponents were disqualified for "some reason." Some broke their nails, others had split ends. He was victorious, but it was obvious that treachery was afoot.
Now, someone wants him back, or they will release embarrassing pictures of him around the world. And he doesn't want that.
Random junkfood
The vending machine where Bish works sells chocolate coated Ritalin--R&Ms. Like, peanut M&Ms, except with Ritalin instead. Small writing on the package says "may contain nuts." There might be some subplot about Hilarity getting ahold of a packet and finally having the focus to complete a doomsday device.
TV sports event
Bish watches most major sporting events when they're televised: Olympics, Super Bowl, World Series, etc., but not for the sport. There's a discussion about how new villains always try to disrupt them and are always thwarted on national television by the 20 or so heroes present to defend the game(s). He rants for a while about the recurrence and how villains just don't seem to learn. Mayhem tries to find out if he ever did that to some sport, running through a list of major events. To each one, he denies ever having even considered it. Hilarity brings up something about a national fencing tournament when he was a teenager. He claims that was both not televised and totally justified as he should have been allowed to compete.
Action Figures
Hilarity has a Bish action figure that she plays with occasionally, mostly to make it rampage, with a "Bishie smash!" and a "Grrr! Argh!"
Hostage Situation
How does Bish react when caught in a bank robbery involving no supers? Mostly an internal debate about whether to sit it out and act normal, or act and get noticed.
