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Daestra is a Psychokinetic and reconnaissance expert at MISTIC. She is an expert illusionist, able to fool  fooling someone into seeing something that isn't there. Daestra is quite a skilled diplomat and was critical for many key business talks for the company.
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Daestra was one of the few survivors of the SS Collosso incident. A cruise ship sailed too close to a very conservative Nu'mair tribe who prompty tore the ship apart and killed most of the survivors. Daestra was pinned under several pieces of debris. She managed to fool the few Nu'mair who did find her (probably her illusory powers in action.) Daestra managed to survive for a week until members from The Other Agency arrived and rescued her.

Revision as of 18:03, 25 July 2007

MIcroSystems Technology Innovations Corp - MISTIC

A word from the President

It is with great honor that I present this annual report. Over the past 30 years, this company has enjoyed financial success and all-new products. I know this company will continue to grow for many years more.

-Magus Eltren, President

Overview

MISTIC is a computer software and pharmaceutical company. MISTIC Portals, our computer Operating System, has over 90% market penetration and is used by almost everyone who has a computer. We also produce a variety of medications that keep people healthy and enjoying life to the fullest.

President Magus founded MISTIC over 30 years ago, starting with MISTIC Portals version 1.0. He continues to lead this company with innovation, marketing, and profit.

Employees enjoy working here; we have less than 5% worker turnover. There is no mandatory retirement age and strong health benefits.

To our millitary customers

MISTIC has filled your defensive needs for over 30 years. Helping you crack enemy security with our viruses, high-tech weaponry and robotic soldiers. We hope to protect your freedoms for a long time.


Leaked Personnel Information

Zii's note: Grapha was kind enough to download this information off of a website of ill repute before it was shut down by millitary-strength viruses (gosh, wonder where they came from?) Their dialect is a bit odd, but the data we did verify is very accurate. They know a lot, even if they don't know how to spell.

AN4RRKI XTREM3!

Hey this is LordDethRage I downlded this personel file from MISTIC's mainframes. MISTIC sux, we all no this. But we no so few ppl from it so I got this from the "super secure" server, lolz. I give you the files as written, wid no editz from me HAHAHA wha VIRUS FOUND ONOZ I gotta go brb FBI!

Magus Eltren

Magus Eltren founded MISTIC 30 years ago, at the young age of 19. His humble programming shack soon grew into the world's largest technomagic firm in the world.

Magus keeps his business and personal side very separate. He has a wife and child, apparently. He has managed to prove their existence to the IRS, at least. He has never been seen in public with them. He says he is merely protecting them from those who would bring them harm.

President Eltren has quite an impressive guard, able to recover him at any time. We believe he has enhanced himself with technomagic to improve his strength, wits and reflexes.

Issac Dyoed

Issac is high up in Tech R&D. His specialty is lasers, beams, and turrets. He shot to the top in only 10 years after President Eltren recruited him from a small village.

His pride and joy are his "Dyoeds," small orbiting lasers that orbit him. They are capable of searching, scanning, communication and elimination. Issac spends a lot of time tinkering on them, and makes daily improvements.

Dyoed is very loyal to President Eltren, and is grateful for his success. "Mister Eltren recognized my skills. But I wouldn't have been able to work on this high tech stuff at home. Then I'm hired to MISTIC and the first thing that comes to my mind? 'Oh yes, I will like it here.'"

Daestra Ethoros

Daestra is a Psychokinetic and reconnaissance expert at MISTIC. She is an expert illusionist, able to fool fooling someone into seeing something that isn't there. Daestra is quite a skilled diplomat and was critical for many key business talks for the company.

Daestra was one of the few survivors of the SS Collosso incident. A cruise ship sailed too close to a very conservative Nu'mair tribe who prompty tore the ship apart and killed most of the survivors. Daestra was pinned under several pieces of debris. She managed to fool the few Nu'mair who did find her (probably her illusory powers in action.) Daestra managed to survive for a week until members from The Other Agency arrived and rescued her.