LongestRoad Ezel

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I am a lich. Yes, an undead mage. Before you try to smite me (for brownie points), please read:

Ezel's Top Ten corrections

10. Fear Auras are worthless. 9. You would think cold and electicity would hurt me. You are wrong. 8. Those who cannot do 15 damage will be presented with my patented shit-eating grin! 7. Unless it is a magical bludgeoning weapon. Please don't hit me with those (SIL!!!) 6. Yes I have a phylactery. No, I don't want to go there. I don't really want to die. 5. Like clerics and other men of the cloth, you won't like my touch. 4. In the party, I fear Sil the most. She is driven by the three worst tempraments: Zeal, Avarice, and Drunkenness. 3. A family reuinion? That would kill me. You see, my mother and father would love me to death. 2. My sister is actually a great hero. Yes, there are many great heroes. 1. No I am NOT evil.

Information is my goal. I am a researcher. It is my purpose...