Difference between revisions of "Supervillain Plot Scrap"

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Walking Dog, another more obvious villain walks up. There's a lady on a bench with her baby.
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Supermarket
  
V: Hey, it's Bish! What are ya doing here?
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1: Hey, is that...
B: Y'know, just walking the dog.
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2: Yeah! Hey, Bish!
V: Why don't you have a killer robot do it?
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B:...
B: Because I don't use killer robots anymore!
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(lady is frightened, clutches her baby.)
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1: We're villains, just like you! Well, not as cool as you.
B: Umm...ever. I'm not a supervillain.
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2: Hey, remember that time he held the World Alliance hostage?
V: Oh right, you're a quitter. A big fat quitter.
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(Clerk is worried)
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1: Or the time he held the entire Justice Squadron at bay?
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2: Man, he's the most awesome Villain ever!
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B: ...Listen, and listen well...
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(Takes off hood)
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B: I'm just an average guy, not an ex-supervillain. Now, I command you fools to GO AWAY!
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(Clerk is even more worried, guys run. Bish turns and puts on the fake smile.)
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B: ...I have double coupons.

Revision as of 21:35, 28 January 2006

Supermarket

1: Hey, is that... 2: Yeah! Hey, Bish! B:...

1: We're villains, just like you! Well, not as cool as you. 2: Hey, remember that time he held the World Alliance hostage?

(Clerk is worried) 1: Or the time he held the entire Justice Squadron at bay? 2: Man, he's the most awesome Villain ever! B: ...Listen, and listen well...

(Takes off hood) B: I'm just an average guy, not an ex-supervillain. Now, I command you fools to GO AWAY!

(Clerk is even more worried, guys run. Bish turns and puts on the fake smile.)

B: ...I have double coupons.