Difference between revisions of "Supervillain Plot Scrap"

Revision as of 12:11, 1 February 2006

Supermarket (B is in line, approached by two junior villain fanboys.)(Should I come up with some geeky wanna-bee villain costumes, or would that be too over-the-top? -Aurora 11:11, 1 Feb 2006 (EST))

(1 is holding "Villains" magazine with Bish on the cover. 1 is going through a pack of "Heros and Villains" trading cards and finds one that looks a lot like the guy behind him in line at the supermarket.)

1: Hey, in the hoodie! Is that...

2: Yeah it is! Hey, Bish!

B (does he look upset, or mortified, or just grumbly like it happens all the time? --Aurora 11:50, 30 Jan 2006 (EST)):...

(New panel, different angle)

1: You're our hero, Bish! I mean, our villain. I mean, our...

2: Robbing a supermarket? SWEET

(Clerk is worried) (How do we signify this? Classic anime expressions of freaky eyes and quivering lip, or are we not going to be that stylized? --Aurora 11:48, 30 Jan 2006 (EST))

1: Whoa, he's gonna poison the food!

2: No way man, he's gonna make a mutant chicken army!

1: Uh-uh! He's stealing everyone's shopping cards!

2: Two Words. Soda Bomb! Am I right Bish?

(Takes off hood. Stares paralyzed fanboys down.) (Obvious invocation of powers? No, that's what the later bit with the shiny teeth. Scary face? Probably. --Aurora 11:48, 30 Jan 2006 (EST))

B (glares): No ... just no. Mutant Chicken Army? Soda bombs? Why would I... Of all the... Just...go away!

(Guys run. Clerk is about to grab phone. Bish is clearly grumpy about it.)

(Fake smiles (with the shine in his teeth,) pulls out coupons. Clerk is starry eyed.)

B (recomposes himself): And by that I mean... I am a normal consumer. Here are some double coupons.

C (dazzled): Yes sir!