Supervillain Plot Scrap

Supermarket

1: Hey, is that...

2: Yeah! Hey, Bish!

B:...

1: You're our favorite villain, Bish! We're gonna follow in your footsteps!

2: Hey, remember that time he held the World Alliance hostage?

(Clerk is worried)

1: Or the time he held the entire Justice Squadron at bay?

2: Man, he's the most awesome Villain ever!

B: ...Listen, and listen well...

(Takes off hood)

B: I'm just an average guy, not an ex-supervillain. Now, I command you fools to GO AWAY!

(Clerk is even more worried, guys run. Bish turns to the clerk.)

(Smiles, pulls out coupons.)

B: *ahem*...I have double coupons.