Supervillain Plot Scrap

Supermarket (B is in line, approached by two junior villain fanboys.)

1: Hey, in the hoodie! Is that...

2: Yeah it is! Hey, Bish!

B:...

1: You're our hero, Bish! I mean, our villain. I mean, our...

2: Robbing a supermarket? SWEET

(Clerk is worried)

1: Whoa, he's gonna poison the food!

2: No way man, he's gonna make a mutant chicken army!

1: Uh-uh! He's stealing everyone's shopping cards!

2: Two Words. Soda Bomb! Am I right Bish!

(Takes off hood)

B: No, you are not. Mutant Chicken Army? Soda bombs? Why would I take over a supermarket! Of all the... Just...go away.

(Guys run. Clerk is about to grab phone.)

(Fake smiles (with the shine in his teeth,) pulls out coupons. Clerk is starry eyed.)

B: And by that I mean... I am a normal consumer. Here are some double coupons.

C: Yes sir!