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| | Before you try to smite me (for brownie points, lousy Paladins!), please read: | | Before you try to smite me (for brownie points, lousy Paladins!), please read: |
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| | + | =Links= |
| | + | * [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinder|Pathfinder Character Sheet]] |
| | + | ** [[LongestRoadEzelPathfinderConvert|Pathfinder Conversion]] |
| | + | * [[LongestRoadEzelSideCharacters|Side Characters]] |
| | + | * [[LongestRoadEzelRants|Ezel's Rants]] |
| | + | * [[EzelBackstory|Ezel (non Longest Road)]] |
| | =Ezel's Top Ten Corrections= | | =Ezel's Top Ten Corrections= |
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| | I do not like necromancy spells and have forbidden myself from using them. They remind me of...me. | | I do not like necromancy spells and have forbidden myself from using them. They remind me of...me. |
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| − | =Virton Archdemon Profile: Itessa=
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| − | When dealing with mortals, Demons have a list of basic aspects to corrupt with. Money, Sex, and Power are the major ones. Itessa seems to have a different path: motherhood.
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| − | Demons do not choose to reproduce unless ordered to by their superiors. Itessa chooses to create offspring in her image. Stranger still, she prefers to directly train and raise them. As if she cares about them. We have observed several demons and undead similar to her running about, performing deeds and dedicating them to their "Mother." They seem to be completely loyal to their "Mother" and "Father," all working together for their parents' "love."
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| − | This kind of dedication deeply worries us. We can usually rely on demons' disorganized and betraying nature to single out and overcome them. But this kind of unison, teamwork, and unforced (or perhaps inborn?) loyalty presents an organized threat. I hope we can manage to contain her and her offspring before this situation spills out of control.
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| − | At one point, Itessa disguised herself and entered our holiest of temples and seduced one of the highest-ranking clergymen. We accosted the pair with some of our best warriors, and she still escaped. Her teleportation abilities are incredible, and her claws contain an extremely fast-working poison. She didn't even cast a spell; we were no match. But the hardest blow was our priest. He claimed she truly loved him, and he would gladly renounce Virton to help Itessa realize her dreams of "Motherhood, the one thing she cannot obtain." We made his final days in the asylum peaceful, and prayed the almighty Virton would aid him in the afterlife.
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| − | This Archdemon is considered extremely dangerous and should not be attacked without significant backup and our approval.
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| − | =Necromancers Elite: Willard=
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| − | This is Serious business. No doubts about that.
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| − | ==Life==
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| − | Technically, it's just a dragon egg hatching. I've read all about the process. I've read the diagrams, I have seen the pictures. So why did Seth and Mirenuth's egg hatching upset me so much?
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| − | Now, the sight of so many happy happy joy joy humanoids and dragons gushing over a newborn is enough to drive anyone mad. A minute after the hatching, I was upstairs, well on my way to the dragons' library. I mean, I had spells to research. Maybe there's a ''Close Portal'' spell (They'll probably give it a stupid name, like ''Seal Extraplanar Hole'' but these embellishings are annoying.)
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| − | But something came up. I'm sitting on a chair, lost deep in thought. And not about what was wrong with the ''Shadow Evocation'' scroll I screwed up yesterday (the previous author must have done it wrong. Whatever, I'll look at it later.) Yet I wasn't in the library. Well, people were coming upstairs, so it was my queue to get my bony butt into the library.
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| − | An hour into research, I was going nowhere. Seriously. I spent another hour pondering about it when I finally figured it out. Life, birth, an addition to a family - I've never experienced that. And I can't relate to it.
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| − | I don't remember anything about my birth. Well, not my birth, but the birth before it. The original birth. Assuming I was ever alive. The relationship I would like to call "family" is a sick joke at best. Why is it such a happy event? I concluded the magical drive to convince creatures to try to survive - but that's not good enough. At least not right now.
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| − | As the festivities died down, I snuck into the hatchery to privately speak to Mirenuth. Well, "snuck" is a loose term since there were plenty of attendants there. Oh, and the huge silver dragon. I had nothing to offer her (I was supposed to bring gems and gifts for the child to hoard, hmm) and admitted to her that I had no concept of birth or life.
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| − | She pinned me with her wing (well, I guess this is how a dragon hugs.) Later, we spoke more about families and life in detail. She managed to distract Sil by giving her babysitting duty (a million thanks, Mirenuth.) Mirenuth spoke about her parents, the courting process with Seth, finding a home on the Plane of Air and waiting for their child to hatch.
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| − | She was so passionate about it. I...I really wanted to understand it. To have a family, a actually functional family. Later during the day, I felt pity for Mother. She searches frantically for the meaning of the word "family" but will never find it.
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| − | In the long run, this is a new problem for me to solve. Perhaps the hardest one I have ever encountered.
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I am a researcher, Information is my goal. It is my purpose...
I am a wizard. I study the arcane arts, examine the purview of magic, and make pretty colors appear.
Ellowyn would probably understand it best, although he does not need to study it (lousy sorcerers.) Querca might get it, assuming she can stop looking at cute puppies and other nature-related nonsense.
Divination is my preferred domain. Being able to predict, perceive, and protect information remotely is quite useful. If we need to scope out somewhere, I can do that well. Once a fight breaks out, though, I am best at enhancing the Murder Brigade (TM), that is the rest of the party. They're quite good at brute force.
I do not like necromancy spells and have forbidden myself from using them. They remind me of...me.
