The Ghetto Gourmet

Welcome to The Ghetto Gourmet; a repository for the recipes that require quantifiable measurements I actually need to look up... and then some experimental stuff in development.

The recipes denoted with an asterisk (*) are considered "Recipes for the Extra Ghetto" and people with little time/skill to devote to preparing healthy meals.

Savory Food

Homemade Gyoza and Wontons*

Miso Soup*

Ghetto-Fantastic Ramen*

Fried Rice*

Chicken Pot Pie From Scratch

Rosemary and Honey Salmon*

Beef with Barley Soup*

Chicken Soup/Plague Remedy*

Spicy Ravioli Soup*

Rice Porridge/Pukes And Shits Remedy*

"Porchetta Italiana" - Dirty Eye-talian Style Pork Loin

Eggplant Parmesan

Bruschetta with Salted Tomatoes*

Shredded "Hash Brown" Potato Pile*

Matar Paneer

Kickass Homemade Malaysian Lamb Curry

Malaysian Chicken Curry that I Made While In AZ

Improvements on Asian Home Gourmet's Laksa Recipe

That Tasty Pot Roast That I Threw Up Behind Jim's Tent During The 2007 GNE War

Moroccan-Spiced Stuffed Mushrooms*

Salmon in a Puff Pastry Shell*

Cheese 'Tatoes*

Ghetto Cheese Ravioli with Chicken and Pesto Sauce*

Ghetto Wonton-Noodle Soup*

Creamy Carrot Soup

Dessert

Pie Crust

Blackberry-Blueberry Pie

Apple Pie

Basil Ice Cream

Krapp (Flambe)

Dark Chocolate Cake

Litterbox Cake

Emme's Rum Balls

Drinkies

Arschwein Beta Version

Amaretto Smoothie

Official Recipe for a Lady DiSaronno

Misc

Mutie's Honey Butter Recipe

"Special Sauce"

Guacamole

Extra-salty Soy-Garlic Marinade

Extra-salty Soy-Ginger Marinade