TOA Quotes

• "So there you are, taking a poop, and suddenly 'Oh No!'" - Zahnnie, on what would happen if every non-living thing in the room froze in time.
• "Live and Let Explode 7! That was awesome!" - Zii.
• "You have this penchant for figuring out what people are going to say before they say it." - Zii. "I knew you were going to say that." - Ceelie. "See?" - Zii.
• "He has horny ridges across his brow." - Morrigu. "So much for 'virtuous'." - Aurora.
• Ceelie flips the bird. "That was not cute." - Ratri. "But it was so little! We could barely tell which finger it was." - Aurora.
• "It's like hitting a wall." - Ratri. "Yeah, pretty much." - Morrigu. "Much like Sil's mom." - Ratri.
• "The Adventures of Diiman Jr. is extermely popular." - Zii. "Is that where Diiwee came from?" - Ratri. "Groan." - Everyone.
• "Diiman would like to know if you'd like a ride." - Lucy. "I must be misunderstanding. He means to carry me?" - Li.
• "What? All he said was duty. Oh, heh. I get it." - Diiman.
• "He, uh, retired." - Zii. "To where?" - Tara. "Aruba." - Rykilde. "Jamaica." - Aurora. "Ooo, I wanna take ya to..." - Nybble. "Bermuda." - Ratri. "Bahama, come on pretty mama." - All.
• "Relax your inner self and let the energy flow through you." - Rykilde. "And by inner self, you mean anal sphincter, and by energy you mean poop." - Ratri.
• "I believe that because it's quick it doesn't mean it's very good, but it's cheap." - Viveka.
• "I rolled a 3. What do I get?" - Aurora. "A new car!" - Nybble.
• "What can you detect again?" - Chadius. "Evil, magic, danger, virtue." - Zahnnie. "Nausea, heartburn, indigestion?" - Nybble.
• "Pretend that you are sneaking into a Russian base, and you don't have a cardboard box." - Rykilde on how to tell Diiman to be quiet.
• "Yeah, they're actually spread by heavy breathing." - Ratri on Airborne STDs.
• "Can I get the waiter?" - Viveka. "I don't know. Do you like stale old French guys?" - Diiman.
• "I'd be gay for Selma Hayek." - Aurora. "Who wouldn't be?" - Zahnnie. Nybble, Chadius, and Morrigu all raise their hands. "I mean other than men..." - Zahnnie.
• "We did a good thing." - Tara. "It was our duty! heh... I said duty again." - Diiman
• "Is she having mango iced tea?" - Viveka. "Yeah, Long Island mango iced tea!" - Everyone else.
• "Rockstar ... drunk." - Aurora. "Redbull?" - Morrigu. "I already have wings." - Ratri.
• "Wait, do you still cry when I murder people in front of you?" - Henry McDouchebag, curiously, to Tara.
• "You know what you are? You're a cross between G. I. Joe and Lisa Frank." - Aurora, about Diiman riding into battle on the back of Unicorn-Tara.
• "We have this robotic stuffed unicorn that ... lights up?" - Viveka. "Groan." - Rest of group. "That was over the top. This is the top ..." - Ratri holds her hand up above the table, and puts her other hand above it. "... and this is you."
• "Are you Ceelie's original owner?" - Helen, to Diiman. "... You were supposed to be." - Diiman, pointing at Helen. "Did you just make a mind check?" - Ratri, incredulously. Nybble nods. "Woooooow." - Aurora. Group applauds, Nybble looks sheepish.
• "I want to make a thing with a thing and the thing. And magnets!" - chibi-Lily. "A rail gun?" - chibi-Diiman. "YES!" - chibi-Lily.
• "I continue spraying out my butt." - Nybble.
• "People leak everywhere, I'm just cleaning up!" -Vivi
• "Backdoor Orbital LASER! It wipes out Klingons around Uranus!" - Nybble
• "Sorry about lasering your dad, Lily. But I'm not going to stop... I'm sorry, but not really sorry." -Tara "Wow, that's probably the meanest thing Tara will ever say." - Ratri