Talk:Bad Quotes

So here's an interesting question. If we discuss too much are we just going to end up generating bad quotes about our bad quotes? --Ratri 15:33, 31 Mar 2005 (EST)

Metacircular evaluator? But I just metacircular evaluator. --Aurora 10:18, 5 Apr 2005 (EST)

""And then you can have a little sign in front of the monster that says 'your dick must be this high to pass.'" - Ratri. " Holy poop, where did this one come from again? And the one about succulent breasts? - Aurora 10:11, 17 Oct 2005 (CDT)

There was a discussion about having people's HP max at 1000, and then you get another 1 hp every level and they go up hugely exponentially so it takes like a year to get another 1 hp, so if you have 1005 hp you obviously have a way bigger dick that someone with 1004 hp, and then you make a monster with an attack that does like 1003 hp in one shot, and...yeah. I forget what I did for the other one, but somehow it involved thrusting my succulent breasts at Rykie, I guess. Rykie? --Ratri 12:56, 20 Oct 2005 (CDT)

Oh yeah! I remember that one now. And now the breasts quote interests me... Not that it didn't before. - Aurora 15:52, 20 Oct 2005 (CDT)

Oh man, when did I say that thing about the shopping chapter? What the hell was I talking about? I must have been so wired. Christ.--Rykilde 13:14, 4 Oct 2006 (EST)

When you were talking about those Japanese dudes in the store who were making rude comments in Japanese, and you did the shopgirl thing becuase you remember that chapter and they were ka-stunned. -Aurora 15:17, 4 Oct 2006 (EST)

Oh...right. Thanks! --Rykilde 16:58, 4 Oct 2006 (EST)

Not really heard around UC, but in genetics lecture today... SoCal-accented Asian Girl #1: "Oh my god, my notes are, like, in four colors of ink and three highliter colors. I'm, like, so anal!" SoCal-accented Asian Girl #2: "You're not anal, you're just pre-med."
It's quite possible that this is only utterly hilarious to me. --Rykilde 12:39, 30 October 2006 (EST)

One of our French speakers needs to translate that one from Nybble for me. Though I think I get it. -Aurora 12:40, 10 December 2007 (EST)

Babelfish says "Will you sing a setlist with me?" -Zahnnie 11:06, 11 December 2007 (EST)